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Ever since the fracturing of Yugoslavia, the world has been plagued with with people who identify as "serbians"
So what is a serb?
Serb is a slav hailing from the Balkans, bordering Bulgaria, Kosovo, Mountain Nigger, Boss-Nigger, Croatia, Romania and Hungry.
WHAT are serbs?
To answer this question, we must go back to 1985.
From all the evidence ive gathered, this is the start of the "great seething in serbia".
A man named Dorde Martinovic was admitted to a hospital with a broken glass bottle up his rectum.
Dorde himself said that it was a bunch of albanians who had done this to him.
But like catholic priest admitted to a hospital for having a potato stuck up his ass, no foul play or falls from kitchen table were involved.
Infact, it was self inflicted.
Since Dorde was too ashamed to admit that he was pleasuring himself with a glass bottle, he blamed the albanians.
This act of accusation acted like a butterfly effect on the ethnic tensions of the region.
This was the first time a serb had metaphorically shot himself in the foot and pointed his finger at someone else.
This is but one aspect of serbians.
The other darker side of the serb, is far more horrifying than 1 serb 1 glass bottle.
The serb is a genocidal rapist who cries bully when someone fights back or tries to stop them.
"bububut the bosnian muslims worship a pedophile and theyre also rapists"
Yes, yes they are.
What differentiates serbians in this aspect is the fact that a serb will consider a bosnian to be a dog, but still fucks this.
A muslim will rape because theyre muslims, a serbian will rape because he views you as a dog.
This is zoophilia. A serb fucking a bosnian muslim while calling it subhuman is akin to a man fucking an actual dog or goat.
Serbs also seethe about being bombed by hato, which is kinda funny because a serb lacks the mental capabilities to comprehend "fuck around and find out".
"but muh civilians died in the bombins, we executed civilians the compassionate way, firing squads!"
Which is unfortunate, but dont be a raping genocidal slav, cmon, thats not cool.
All this was in the past, so why should YOU care?
Well, let me present you with a piece of serbian culture.
A family movie from serbia.
Its a family movie about a man who is trying to take care of his family financially but hes struggling untill he finds a way.
Another piece of serbian national media is the song they all wake up to every morning.
This song is mostly known for what it is, a song about killing and raping muslims while serbian god watches and laughes.
Most notably in recent history, this song was blasted from a speaker during christchurch shooting by Saint Tarrant.
So after ive studied absolutely undeniable truths on this matter, i present you with the question:
The Serbian Question.
What do we do with the serbkind?
In my opinion, what they ask for.
Sir help me i am fucking serbian please sir help me i am fucking serbian please help i am serbian, i am serbian please fucking help me.
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So what is a serb?
Serb is a slav hailing from the Balkans, bordering Bulgaria, Kosovo, Mountain Nigger, Boss-Nigger, Croatia, Romania and Hungry.
WHAT are serbs?
To answer this question, we must go back to 1985.
From all the evidence ive gathered, this is the start of the "great seething in serbia".
A man named Dorde Martinovic was admitted to a hospital with a broken glass bottle up his rectum.
Dorde himself said that it was a bunch of albanians who had done this to him.
But like catholic priest admitted to a hospital for having a potato stuck up his ass, no foul play or falls from kitchen table were involved.
Infact, it was self inflicted.
Since Dorde was too ashamed to admit that he was pleasuring himself with a glass bottle, he blamed the albanians.
This act of accusation acted like a butterfly effect on the ethnic tensions of the region.
This was the first time a serb had metaphorically shot himself in the foot and pointed his finger at someone else.
This is but one aspect of serbians.
The other darker side of the serb, is far more horrifying than 1 serb 1 glass bottle.
The serb is a genocidal rapist who cries bully when someone fights back or tries to stop them.
"bububut the bosnian muslims worship a pedophile and theyre also rapists"
Yes, yes they are.
What differentiates serbians in this aspect is the fact that a serb will consider a bosnian to be a dog, but still fucks this.
A muslim will rape because theyre muslims, a serbian will rape because he views you as a dog.
This is zoophilia. A serb fucking a bosnian muslim while calling it subhuman is akin to a man fucking an actual dog or goat.
Serbs also seethe about being bombed by hato, which is kinda funny because a serb lacks the mental capabilities to comprehend "fuck around and find out".
"but muh civilians died in the bombins, we executed civilians the compassionate way, firing squads!"
Which is unfortunate, but dont be a raping genocidal slav, cmon, thats not cool.
All this was in the past, so why should YOU care?
Well, let me present you with a piece of serbian culture.
A family movie from serbia.
Its a family movie about a man who is trying to take care of his family financially but hes struggling untill he finds a way.
Another piece of serbian national media is the song they all wake up to every morning.
Most notably in recent history, this song was blasted from a speaker during christchurch shooting by Saint Tarrant.
So after ive studied absolutely undeniable truths on this matter, i present you with the question:
The Serbian Question.
What do we do with the serbkind?
In my opinion, what they ask for.
Sir help me i am fucking serbian please sir help me i am fucking serbian please help i am serbian, i am serbian please fucking help me.
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