The Square Hut - Ukrainian mashup of Bumfights, IP2 and Fishtank

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The Square Hut
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The Square Hut is a Ukrainian mix between Bumfights and Fishtank. It's a 24/7 live stream where you can donate to give bums punishments. Some of the bums live there permanently, some of them come and go. The terms of their stay is still unknown

The punishments
The punishments go from humiliating but painless to straight up torture and everything in between. There is a list in Polish with the punishments and prices.
1) Song – 1000 ($11|370 UAH)
2) Pepperoni 1 piece – 2000 ($35|1041 UAH)
3) Make a wish and draw a card - 250 ($4 | 123 UAH)
4) Dance – 2000 ($35|UAH 1041)
5) Kiss the vacuum cleaner per minute – 1200 ($21|620 UAH)
6) Roulette – 1500 ($27 | UAH 781) (NO DISCOUNTS)
7) Alco Roulette – 3000 ($53|UAH 1562) (NO DISCOUNTS)
8] Pinocchio (wrap cream) - 500 ($9|260 UAH)
9) Wear a thong for 24 hours - 15000 ($170|7300 UAH) (CHECK WHO DOES IT)
10) Raw egg on the head - 1500 ($27|781 UAH)
11) Eat a 3-liter jar of cucumbers - 10,000 ($177|UAH 5,20
12) Eat a pineapple with the skin without the tail – 15,000 ($265|UAH 7,812)
13) Tie 2 pancakes weighing 2.5 kg and hold for 15 minutes - 1000 ($18|520 UAH)
14) Onion - 2500 ($35|1041 UAH)
15) Squats 10 times – 500 ($9|260 UAH)
16) Press 10 times – 500 ($9 | 260 UAH)
17) Cinnamon – 500 ($9|260 UAH)
18] Eat a pack of Whiskas – 1500 ($27|UAH 781)
19) A teaspoon of wasabi – 700 ($12|364 UAH)
20) Eat a pack of ketchup - 2000 ($35|UAH 1041)
21) Stick of butter Standard - 4000 ($70 | 2083 UAH)
22) Suck a carrot in front of the camera for 1 minute – 3000 ($50 | 1800 UAH)
23) MARKER PAINT - 2000 ($35|1041 UAH)
24) Eat 20 EGGS – 15,000 ($265|UAH 7,812)
25) Tie 2 pancakes of 5 kg each and keep for 15 minutes - 2000 ($35|1041 UAH)
26) Eat a pack of mayonnaise - 2000 ($35|1041 UAH)
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28 Eat a teaspoon of Tabasco without a drink - 2000 ($35|UAH 1041)
29) Crow for 1 minute – 500 ($9 | 260 UAH)
30) Kneel on buckwheat for 30 minutes - 7500 (90|3091 UAH) (CHECK WHO IS DOING IT AND HOW MUCH) (30 minutes of buckwheat and after 15 minutes of rest)
31) Karaoke – 800 ($14|UAH 416)
32) Eat a banana with the peel - 2500 ($44|1302 UAH)
33) Spread mayonnaise on your face and wait 1 hour – 3000 ($53|UAH 1562)
34) Eat a tube of toothpaste - 5000 ($88 | 2604 UAH)
35) Cabbage – 7,500 ($123|UAH 3,645)
36) Raw beetroot – 6,000 ($105|UAH 3,125)
37) Eat 10 raw potatoes – 10,000 ($177|UAH 5,20
38 Get your hair done - 5000 ($88 | 2604 UAH)
39) Learn verse 4 - 3000 ($53|1562 UAH)
40) Eat a pomegranate with the skin - 5000 ($88|2604 UAH)
41) 15 minutes of silence, wrap your mouth with tape - 1500 ($27|781 UAH)
42) Hold a 5-liter eggplant for 3 hours (every hour there is a 5-minute break) - 6500 ($114|UAH 3385)
43) Shaving eyebrows with a razor - 6000 ($105|3125 UAH)
4) Lemon – 1600 ($21|625 UAH)
45) Mustard – 500 ($9|260 UAH)
46) 1 kg of lard - 15,000 ($265|7,812 UAH)
47) 10 push-ups – 500 ($9|260 UAH)
48 Bag of dog food - 1500 ($27|UAH 781)
49) Draw an inscription - 2000 ($35|1041 UAH) (You can interrupt someone's inscription with a larger amount)
50) Pour ink on your head - 7000 ($123|3645 UAH)
51) YouTube channel raid in 5 minutes - 5000 ($88 | 2604 UAH)
52) Lubricate with oil, glue the rooster feathers and comb the head to get a stream - 6000 ($105|3125 UAH)
53) Large jar of whiskey 415g – 5000 ($88|2604 UAH)
54) Smoking ban for one hour – 1000 ($18|520 UAH)
55) Hold a chair/stool with your arms outstretched for 1 min – 1500 ($27 | UAH 781)
56) Spread oatmeal on your face - 5000 ($88|2604 UAH)
57) Eat 10 cans of sprats - 10,000 ($177|UAH 5,20
58 Sitting in a gas mask for 1 hour - 4000 ($70 | 2083 UAH)
59) Sit on the "invisible chair" and sit for 30 seconds - 1000 ($ 18 | 520 UAH)
60) 50 grams of vegetable oil – 2000 ($35|1041 UAH)
61) Eat a box of tea - 2000 ($35|UAH 1041)
62) Glue your hands to your belly with super glue for an hour - 5000 ($88 | 2604 UAH)
63) Eat 7 dry mivins – 8000 ($141|UAH 4166)
64) Stick a broom to your back for 2 hours – 3000 ($53|UAH 1562)
65) tie a bucket to your head for an hour - 3000 ($53|1562 UAH)
66) get a real tattoo for 3 months – 200,000 ($3,526 | UAH 104,166)
67) Scene - 2000 ($35 | 1041 UAH)
68 Sit with a bucket on your head for 15 minutes – 1000 ($18 | 520 UAH)
69) Spread shoe polish on your face for 30 minutes – 5000 ($88 | 2604 UAH)
70) Hold dumbbells for 15 minutes - 2000 ($35 | 1041 UAH) (maximum 1 hour)
71) Hot candle 10 drops per head – 1000 ($18|520 UAH)
72) Sprinkle your head with flour - 5000 ($88|2604 UAH)
73) An hour with a bar on the back - 5000 ($88 | 2604 UAH) (+2 plates of 5 kg each)
74) Jar of horseradish 200 grams - 5500 ($88|2604 UAH) 75) Jar of mustard 200 grams - 7000 ($105|UAH 3125) 76) Feel a hint of black pepper – 1000 ($18 | 520 UAH) (No Vova)
77) Pour bright green on your head - 7000 ($123|3645 UAH)
78 Eat Egg in the Shell - 2000 ($35|1041 UAH)
79) Eat 500 grams of raw minced chicken – 6000 ($105 | UAH 3125)
80) Smell a trace of red pepper – 1000 ($18|520 UAH)
81) Pour a bucket on the head/body - 5000 ($88 | 2604 UAH) ️
82) Eat 5 kg of dry dog food – 30,000 (USD 329|UAH 12,594) ️
83) Kneel on peas for 30 minutes - 8800 ($100|4000 UAH) (CHECK WHO DOES IT AND HOW MUCH) (30 minutes of peas and after 20 minutes of rest)
84) ️ Smoking a light water pipe (without nicotine and light tobacco mixture) - 2000 ($35|1041 UAH) (1 person)
85) ️️ Smoking a medium hookah (light and medium tobacco mixture) - 3000 ($53|UAH 1562) (1 person)
96) Shisha combo for 4 people (light or medium mix) - 9999 ($110|4300 UAH)

Alcohol donations
1) 50 grams of rum – 1500 ($25|800 UAH)
2) 50 grams of absinthe – 1500 ($25|800 UAH)
3) 50 grams of sambuca - 1500 ($25|800 UAH)
4) 50 grams of tequila – 1500 ($25|800 UAH)
5) 50 grams of limonchela – 1500 ($25|800 UAH) (PLEASE CHECK IF THERE IS 50 GRAMS IN STOCK)
6) Chekushka cognac – 7,500 ($145|UAH 4,900)
7) Bottle of champagne – 6,500 ($115|UAH 3,963)
8 Bottle of wine 0.7 – 7500 ($139|4590 UAH)
9) Chekushka Vodka – 7000 ($125|UAH 3,863)
10) Revo can - 2800 ($45|1580 UAH)
11) King's Bridge Can - 2500 ($45|1580 UAH)
12) Beer bottle in glass 0.45 - 2500 ($45|1580 UAH)
13) 50 grams of selected alcohol - 1500 ($25|800 UAH)
14) 10 bottles of beer in glass - 19990 ($350 | 11,320 UAH)
Drink any alcohol through a straw +1000 ($15|753 UAH)

FATAL GIFTS
1. Bells (bucket on the head with a ladle 5 times per bucket) - 1000 ($ 16 | 468 UAH)
2. Call a homosexual – 2000 ($32 | 936 UAH)
3. Natural herb for hand – 500 ($8 | 234 UAH)
4. Lasch – 300 ($5 | UAH 141)
5. Forehead spoon - 1000 ($16 |468 UAH)
6. Hit a moose - 1500 ($24 |702 UAH)
7. Slap Tournament – 5000 ($84 | UAH 3,070)
8. Belt on the butt - 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
9. Congratulate a friend by telegram or Viber - 2500 ($40 | 1170 UAH)
10. Sparring 60 sec – 3000 ($64 | 1900 UAH)
11. Hysteria 15 seconds – 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
12. Imitation Orgasm 10 SEC – 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
13. Low kick (kickboxing) – 2000 ($32 | 936 UAH) (No discount for everyone)
14. Evening ringing (hitting 2 ears at the same time) – 1000 ($16 | 468 UAH)
15. Punch in the stomach (wearing boxing gloves) – 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
16. Nalistnik – 300 ($5 | 141 UAH)
17. A warm kiss on the lips (with a tourniquet on the lips) – 2,500 ($40 | 1,170 UAH)
18. Finger Mousetrap – 2000 ($32 | UAH 936)
19. Podzhopnik – 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
20. Mustard on bare back – 1000 ($16 | 468 UAH)
21. Smoke a cigarette through your nose and a potato in your mouth - 2,500 ($48 | 1,575 UAH)
22. Tearing of a T-shirt or shirt – 5,000 ($80 | 2,340 UAH) (Enter who)
23. Fist of Fury (overhead) – 700 ($12 | UAH 32
24. Sniper (cockpit egg) - 1600 ($28 | 1008 UAH)
25. Back strap – 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
26. Kiss the slipper on the cheek – 500 ($8 | 234 UAH) (No discount)
27. Turbo nalistnik (forehead grease) – 700 ($12 | 441 UAH)
28. Electro karaoke – 1500 ($24 | UAH 702)
29. Electro dance – 1500 ($24 |702 UAH) 30. Salom in the face - 600 ($11 |378 UAH)
31. Head hair removal – 5000 ($86 | 3250 UAH)
32. Wristband – 500 ($8 | 234 UAH)
33. Electric shock through collar - 1,500 ($24 | UAH 702)
34. Paintball gun shot - 999 ($18 | 630 UAH)
35. Faberge on the hump (snake) - 2000 ($35 | 1260 UAH) ONLY FOR A ROOSTER. FOR OTHERS PLEASE CHECK.
36. Fofan hit on the forehead - 600 ($11 | UAH 37
37. ELECTRICAL CONNECTION 5 SECONDS (CURRENT) BY HANDS - 2000 ($32 | 1200 UAH)
38. Mop on the hump - 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
39. Jump rope on hands - 1500 ($24 |702 UAH)
40. Jump rope on your back - 2000 ($35 | 1260 UAH)
41. Jump rope on legs - 2500 ($40 |1170 UAH)
42. Jump rope on the butt - 1500 ($24 |702 UAH)
43. Ride a horse for 1 minute – 500 ($8 |234 UAH)
44. Dragon's Breath - 4000 ($70 | 2083 UAH) (deisika fire blow on the back)
45. Dragon's Kiss - 3000 ($50 | 1800 UAH) (hitting the chest with fire from deisika)
46.Dragon Bite – 3000 ($50|1800 UAH) (hit on the head with deisika fire)
47. Suck your ear (30 sec) - 1000 ($16 | 468 UAH (Specify who does it)
48. Rear USB Cable - 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
49. Open Back USB Cable - 2000 ($35 | 1260 UAH)
50. Tickling 15 seconds – 500 ($8 |234 UAH)
51. A slap on the cheek – 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
52. Clothes clip on the nose for 1 minute – 700 ($12|364 UAH)
53. Eyebrow clip 1 minute – 500 ($8 | 234 UAH)
54. Lock in a barrel for 1 hour - 10,000 ($177 | UAH 5,20 (in progress. Not available at the moment)
55. Nipple clamp 1 minute – 1000 ($16 | UAH 46
56. Stand like a monument for 1 hour (wrapped with tape) - 6000 ($90 |3000 UAH)
57. Stand on 1 leg for 5 minutes (you did not transfer, you received 1 current) - 1000 ($ 16 | 468 UAH)

Donations are made only by KOGUT (from 61 to 70)
58. Hit yourself with a black dildo - 2000 ($32 |936 UAH)
59. Hit your dick with a pink dildo - 1000 ($16 |468 UAH)
60. Nipple clamps for 5 minutes - 2000 ($32 |936 UAH)
61. Small anal penetration torpedo for 1 hour - 20,000 ($300|UAH 10,000)
62. Torpedo anal penetration agent for 1 hour - 25000 ($350|13500 UAH)
63. Large penetration of the anus with a torpedo for 1 hour - 30,000 ($400|15,500 UAH)
64. BDSM blow with a light braided whip - 1000 ($16 |468 UAH)
65. BDSM blow with a heavy whip - 2000 ($32 |936 UAH)
66. Sitting with a gag in your mouth for 1 hour - 8000 ($110|4100 UAH)
67. Hit the butt with a rubber spatula - 1000 ($16 | 468 UAH)
68. Buckwheat board 1 minute - 1000 ($16 |468 UAH) (1 time - 1 minute)
69. Putting out a cigarette on your tongue - 1500 ($24 |702 UAH)
70. Standing cocoon for 3 people for 3 hours - 50000 ($541|20900 UAH) ALOSHA DOES NOT PARTICIPATE IN COCOONS.
71. Fin slap in the face - 700 ($12 | UAH 32
72. Close your eyes for an hour - 5000 ($84 | 3070 UAH
73. Sit in a straightjacket for 1 hour – 10,000 ($177 | UAH 5,20
74. Stand on a chair for 1 hour – 2000 ($32 | 1000 UAH)
75. Stand on a board with nails for 1 min – 4700 ($55 | 2000 UAH) (NO DISCOUNT)
The cocoon
This involves completely wrapping two or more people together with tape and plastic wrap. The duration they have to stay like this can be hours at a time. It falls or is pushed/kicked over frequently.


Guy with diarrhea shitting himself and them having to waddle in the shit for the rest of the punishment
Puking and coughing while being wrapped front to front
Guy at the back bricking up

Flogging
This one is self explanatory



Unsurprisingly the donators' favorite target for Floggings is Natasha, who used to be the only woman on the show, but has since left.



Kneeling in buckwheat
Buckwheat is a hard seed that they are made to kneel in for 30 minutes at a time. Repeats of the punishment has lead to Natasha collapsing from pain


Another time she puked from the pain

Electroshock
Shocking the person with a hand cranked generator



Flipper to the face
This one is more brutal than it sounds like


Slap fight


Spoon hits to the noggin


Putting cigarettes out on various body parts



Eating vomit

Sexual Humiliations
Anything goes. I've yet to see anal penetration, but it's in the donation list. Sasha has been made to have full on sex with the ghouls behind the couch. See the section about her
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The people involved
Finding information about the show and the people on it is difficult due to the language barrier. I've only been able to piece together small bits of info here and there

Natasha aka The Frog
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Natasha, nicknamed The Frog because of the position she's in while kneeling in buckwheat, was the only woman on the show when this OP was written. This lead to her getting a lot of attention from the donators, including some mega donators who liked to torment her. She has been made to do 100s of squats on the daily, kneel in Buckwheat which fucked up her knees severally, was flogged until her ass is bleeding and, worst of all, was made to have sex with the ghouls on the show. They had sex behind the dirty couch so that the live stream couldn't see their genitals, but the donator gets sent the video from a phone filmed from the side. Natasha has now left the show together with Bubo
Her knees after kneeling in the buckwheat
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The latest flogging. Her ass is looking rough


This is a compilation taken from a Telegram clipping channel of every time she's had sex with one of the ghouls. It's very grimy


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Just to demonstrate how awkward it is, here's a full 30 minutes of sex for a donator that I caught live. I've tried generating subtitles, but they're limited in their accuracy

More can be found in this post

Here's a leaked, censored video from the sideview, if anyone is wondering whether or not they're actually doing it

Krabs
I have no idea what his actual name is, but the regular viewers call him Krabs. All I know is that his hand is fucked up and that he couldn't get it up for Natasha
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Crutch
I like to call him the tall one, or the tall ghoul. He's easily the tallest one there by a foot and has the most ghoulish looking face of them all, which is saying something. He's perhaps the guy who gets the most punishments. He often has to sniff someone's farts or lick their ass. He has also been beaten until he's unrecognizable, as seen in the flipper segment of this OP
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Trinket aka Keychain
I call him Chadlet. He's the shortest guy there and I think he's some type of producer. He rarely does any punishments and when he does it usually slap fights. He's the on holding the whip in a lot of the flogging clips. He loves to beat people, especially Crutch and Marcelo. A few days ago he came out with a syringe in his hand
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Marcelo
Most notable for having a really fucked up left hand. I think it happened due to repeated floggings to the hands
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Alyosha
Habitual stomach rubber. Shared a story about how he threw his cat down from his fourth story apartment for eating his snack.
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Klim
Fat, old guy. Keeps doing a motorcycle bit where he pretends to rev up a motorcycle then knocks a guy off a chair. He's also the bull that was brought in after Krabs couldn't get it up
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Bubo
Seems to be under Keychain in rank, but this is again speculation on my part. He nags the other people to do their punishments and is the one trusted to film the sex with Natasha. Frequently made to wear Natasha's clothing. He has now left the show. We suspected Bubo and Natasha had some sort of relationship for a while, which was confirmed when they left the show together.
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There are many other "contestants" that have come and gone since the OP was written. Read the thread for more information about them

Arthur Sorochenko aka Square
The owner and operator of the show. He sits in a room next door and I believe he runs the OBS. You can sometimes hear him yell at them when they're not doing the punishments right. Sometimes he comes into the room but it's brief. There is an article on this guy talking about some of his antics and crimes. Apparently he's responsible for at least one guy's death. @Relinquish summarizes the article in this post.
For people who don't want to read the article:
> Youtuber Sorochenko drugged the victim to a critical state, and when Coca could not drink anymore, regurgitating "Boyaryshnik", the masked man forcefully injected him again and again with 80-degree alcoholic liquid, accompanying his abuse with selective swear words and Russian mate.
> When Coca collapsed into unconsciousness, Sorochenko did not call an ambulance, but tried to put the already breathless corpse back on the chair in order to make some more money. After realizing that Shilyuk was no longer breathing, Kvadrat-Sorochenko simply got rid of the corpse. The unfortunate man's body was found in a ravine.
>A year has passed since Coca's death, Sorochenko has never been held responsible for his death
>Kvadrat changes "horses" into women's underwear, humiliates them in every conceivable way, for example, forcing an obese man to eat five hundred dumplings at a time, to drink alcohol to the point of unconsciousness, to have sex with homeless women behind a screen.
> Sorochenko, who had served time, quickly crushed the will and spirit of the so-called ATO hero Vladimir Bauly and humiliated him on camera, beating him severely.
> finally initiated a hooliganism case against Sorochenko.
> a case of hooliganism.
>hooliganism.:cryblood:
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Here's some info about him translated from his website
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Their links
https://kvadrat.cc/ (archive)
Telegram: https://t.me/karabasandbooss
Telegram clipping channel: https://t.me/topnarezki
Third party archive: http://195.123.225.20
Check the thread for a link to the live stream. They get banned frequently so there's no point in adding a link to it in the OP
 
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This literally looks like a Slavic adaptation of Fishtank.
More like IP2, fishtank was a reality/gameshow. Poorly run but still a show. Meanwhile these aren't contestants but a bunch of bums who having nothing else in their lives, kinda like IP2 RV streams.
 
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More like IP2, fishtank was a reality/gameshow. A poorly one run was still a show. Meanwhile these aren't contestants but a bunch of bums who having nothing else in their lives, kinda like IP2 RV streams.
It's definitely got that home video quality to it. It feels like it's a group of friends who decided to attempt to replicate one of those reality gameshows with only the most basic understanding of how they work after watching a couple of episodes.
 
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