The stupidest things people have said to you - Or things you've heard!

[Windows XP Home Edition]

"If you don't support PETA, you support killing animals."

Just because somebody doesn't agree with an organization, doesn't mean they're going against their goal!

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I watched one of Null's streams once.
I'm joking, MATI is entertaining.

 

[Reverend]

"Would you like fries with that"

Of course I do. I'm in japan and they eat fries with EVERYTHING.

 

[verissimus]

The 2020 election was the most secure election in the United States.

That or the constitution is a "living breathing" document.

 

[TFT-A9]

"You're smart."

There's no way this sounds intelligent.

 

[Sped Xing]

In seventh grade, a kid told me that this business of the sun being a star is bullshit-- stars are covered with snow and reflect the light of the sun.

 

[Chao Garden]

Ironic since PETA has killed animals
On a similar note, "you're not a vegan? you don't really love animals!"

 

[Professional Lurker]

"Antifa's not a group, it's an idea." - my 14 year old sister.

 

[TFT-A9]

"Antifa's not a group, it's an idea." - my 14 year old sister.

Kids amirite?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

"You Don't Drink? Not Even Water?!" - Some dumb broad I was talking to online once when the topic of bars/drinking/alcohol came up

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"What does partly cloudy mean?"

 

[Furina]

"It's the not the hand sanitizer that kills the bacteria, it's actually the heat generated when you rub your hands together."

 

[Shield Breaker]

When I worked for a car rental place in college, one lady thought she didn't have to pay for hail damage because 'Once it's summer, the heat will just pop the dents back out.'

 

[Agarathium1066]

"Remember to open your heart chakra while he's penetrating you."
Context doesn't help.

 

[Troonos]

My sister: "I'll never vaccinate my son! Vaccines are full of poisonous shit!"

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Something about young children not being able to lie or feel guilt yet

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

It's a 3 way tie between: weed isn't a drug, the 5 second rule exists, and men can't be raped. This was all from the same guy in my college cooking class.
Edit: In a 1 day period mind you.

 

[Red Hood]

A college education is an investment in your future.

 

[Not Really Here]

"Do you think we have the time to drive over and see California?"~Eurotrash day 2 of a 7 day trip to Florida

 

[JongleJingle]

"Bro, Master Chief could TOTALLY wipe the floor with Doom Guy. He's a SUPER SOLDIER BRO."-One of many friends who have told me this even after Doom 16 and Eternal.