The Sunset Arc 🌅 - Is the Gunt nearing his end? Ralph’s divorce, Xanax abuse, double the liquor, and a mind fading away

[Climaxing Sunset]

The Gunt and the Horse have separated, much to the delight of some ayylawggs (and as predicted by Null in November 2021), and with the three-month long marriage coming to an anticlimactic end, and with Ralph’s Xanax abuse, some think Ralph’s former rage hog personality has died, replaced with an equally belligerent yet very lazy, wet-brained mess of incoherent nonsense and drunkard ramblings.

Here’s some tweets by Ralph confirming that he and his horse bride have indeed separated:



Harry the Hammer gets a last laugh at the Gunt:

Is Ralph slowly meeting his eventual end? He lost his dog Tug thanks to his sheer drunk neglect, he lost his momma, he lost his SECOND child and his soon to be ex wife, he’s broke, he’s hiding out in cartel-infested Mexico, and now he’s more reliant on the booze and Xanax than ever. The only living thing Ralph has left that he perceives to be as loyal is his pet cat Cleo of which he left alone in Mexico, and Nick Fuentes who’s now sided with BigTech over the Gunt.

Where does the Gunt go from here?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

original estimates I had were that he doesn't make it past october.... in light of recent events I don't think he'll even make it to summer. Sad to see, its the end of a sektur.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Naw, he won't die. He's got so much more corn to plant for harvesting. Not ready to let this one go out to pasture.

 

[Journoscum]

I believe Ralph will do everything he can to keep the marriage together until the end of the year. I think he doesn't care for the horse at all but he hates Jersh so much that he doesn't want his "May will enter and exit the year unmarried" prediction to come true.

Official divorce on Jan. 1, 2024, unless Harry can get ol glue stick to pursue an annulment. Anullment in this case.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Honestly, at this point I'm just tired of Ralph. I stopped paying attention to him back when he started getting chummy with Zoom, and his absolute drunken spiral from Null's corn joke has kept me enthralled.

The sooner he drifts off to sleep and never wakes up, the better, for everyone involved in his life. Xander will never know the name of his ronnie, and hopefully Cozy.tv Rozy will end up taken away from Meigh, who will also never know the name of her neglectful horse mother or abusive hog father.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Naw, he won't die. He's got so much more corn to plant for harvesting. Not ready to let this one go out to pasture.

Ngl I don’t want Ralph to die because I enjoy laughing at him. But realistically speaking the man’s mixing Xanax and alcohol together, plus he probably does cocaine too.

Give his obesity as well, I don’t think Ralph has much left, and now that his wife and Rozy are gone, all Ralph has left is Cleo the Cat, and she’s alone in Mexico. Poor cat

 

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It sucks that Ralph isn't going to have anyone around with him. Not because he's going to be lonely, but because May wont be there to report on his death as soon as it happens.

Now we'll have to get lucky with him dying live on stream. Otherwise, we'll have to wait for reports from Mexico about a quad-titted gringo having died and melted into his couch over the course of several weeks, like his father before him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

original estimates I had were that he doesn't make it past october.... in light of recent events I don't think he'll even make it to summer. Sad to see, its the end of a sektur.

My money is is won’t make it last August

 

[Alabama Gamer]

I believe Ralph will do everything he can to keep the marriage together until the end of the year. I think he doesn't care for the horse at all but he hates Jersh so much that he doesn't want his "May will enter and exit the year unmarried" prediction to come true.

Official divorce on Jan. 1, 2024, unless Harry can get ol glue stick to pursue an annulment. Anullment in this case.

Point of pedantry, Null didn't actually predict that, at least not initially; I went back and relistened to the New Year's stream to confirm when he was sneeding over the marriage. He said that about some other femcow. I think it was Shoe, although I may be misremembering it myself. It definitely wasn't Meigh.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Ngl I don’t want Ralph to die because I enjoy laughing at him. But realistically speaking the man’s mixing Xanax and alcohol together, plus he probably does cocaine too.

Give his obesity as well, I don’t think Ralph has much left, and now that his wife and Rozy are gone, all Ralph has left is Cleo the Cat, and she’s alone in Mexico. Poor cat

Eeeh, bit of a powerlevel, but I have family that has been in his exact position and they started 5+ years ago on that shit. He's fortunately going to suffer a while.

 

[Keranu]

What has Ralph become?
Our dearest gunt.

Everyone Ralph knows
Goes away in the end

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Idk, it's possible he'll keep going due to sheer force of will, it's just that I don't think a man this fat and unhealthy has much will to give. He's been gleefully spiraling his way towards self-destruction for a while now. His substance abuse is already bad and it's only going to get worse with nobody keeping him in check.

A pig can only rage for so long.

Unless he maybe winds up in prison, I'm not sure what other option there is.

What has Ralph become?
Our dearest gunt.

Everyone Ralph knows
Goes away in the end

And you could have it all
My empire of corn

I will let you down
I will leak your porn

 

[Marche]

So this isnt fake and gay for attention?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

So this isnt fake and gay for attention?

Ralph and Pantsu unfollowed each other. It appears that the bridge is severed between the two

 

[Jacky Jennings]

I still hope Ralph has a gay orgy involving Keffals, PPP and Nick in which they end up forming a polycule and Matthew Vickers feels left out. I want the sex tape to exist so we can watch it here. There isn't enough halal content, we need more.

 

[Triggerni66er]

What happens to the Sektur he passes? Will the insects feed on him like the carcass of a whale so that new life can bloom? Or maybe Ralphs death will be a capstone, this forum made inactive and accessible only in an archival state?

 

[Booby Jones]

I still hope Ralph has a gay orgy involving Keffals, PPP and Nick in which they end up forming a polycule and Matthew Vickers feels left out. I want the sex tape to exist so we can watch it here. There isn't enough halal content, we need more.

gay

 

[𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷]

If people are convinced Ralph is gonna kick the bucket any day now, I'd like to remind you of the truism "the good die young".
Ralph's a mean spirited degenerate who even on his darkest day still has a mountain of spite to fuel him to keep getting up in the morning.
True Ralphamales ain't heard no fuckin bell

 

[Twinkletard]

I'm going to say May 20th RIP Ethan.

Or thereabouts.