The Super Manly Hunting Thread

Cup Noodle

Cup Noodle

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When a real man is hungry he tracks down an animal, kills it, and rips off its skin and out it's guts. Discuss hunting and display your trophies.

When I was younger my family called me the buck slayer. After I got married my wife's family called me the great white hunter. Now I don't particularly care for it anymore, but I have kids that want to hunt so I go with them. My kids have been shooting since they were three. A couple of years ago the middle child decided he wanted to go hunting. The eldest is only interested in shooting, but the younger two like to go hunting. I rarely even shoot a gun now days. If something needs shot I tell the middle kid to go get his gun and he takes care of it for me.

Today I was walking out back to look at something and I saw some squirrels. Middle kid had been pestering me about wanting to go squirrel hunting so I walked back up to the house and told him to get his shotgun. Yes my children have access to guns, but they probably have more experience with them than most of you reading this. True gun safety is teaching kids how to use a gun and how not to from an early age.
Any one of my kids would have got him on the first shot, and been less fat, and probably would have used more racial slurs.

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We had trouble because there are still too many leaves on the trees, but he managed to bag two with his great grandfather's shotgun. That gun has served my family well through the generations. He wants to graduate from small game like squirrels and rabbits and move to deer. He's shot my deer rifle (30-06) no problem so I haven't decided whether to start him on that or the 30-30 lever gun I bought for my first deer rifle as a kid. He want's a 300 win mag, but I'll start him off with something I already have. I should make him get a job to buy the 300 win mag like I did to buy my 30-30.

I'm done rambling. Now it's your turn.
 
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Epic Fisting Man said:
Do you want us to give you a trophy? "wow you're so cool! your kids are shooting squirrels like cool hunter guys"
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No. There is a Mega Rad Gun Thread. There have to be some hunters here.
Epic Fisting Man said:
Go to Instagram, you sperg, and humble brag over there for your updoots. Don't share your kids in a trolling doxing site.
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There is an off topic board for a reason I believe. Maybe I like being trolled. Maybe your post is turning me on baby.
SweetDee said:
why tho
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Food and sport and kind of a lifestyle around these parts.
Daisymae said:
lmao he actually posted pictures of his kids on kiwi farms.

don't be like @The Dude and post your little waterheads on a site like this. at least you had the sense to scratch out their faces.
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I've done it before. I posted a video in melinda's thread of the bigger one in that pic flipping her the bird since her kids are too retarded to even pull that off. I even scratched out my dog's face lol. I'm retarded, but not completely.
 
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SweetDee said:
ya i know the lifestyle, the why was referring to you posting your kids here
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I have a zero tolerance policy against posting my kid's faces online. I never have, their mother never has, and I won't allow my children to do it themselves. I also did some cropping and removed the metadata and even resized it to better fit in the post and not give away my camera resolution. I feel pretty safe.
Grub said:
>op autistically sperging about giving his kids guns then posting pics of his kids on a website devoted to doxing and mocking people

You need to make better decisions op
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I'm not dox proof, but I feel pretty safe. My kids would just mock all of you back. Step one; have children. Step two; teach them to have thick skin. I've mocked and ridiculed them more than any of you fuckers ever could and now I have three little shitlords that mock and ridicule me constantly.

I'm done with the self defense. It's boring. If anyone want's to talking hunting I'm game. Well I'm not game. Please don't shoot me. I'm willing to discuss. Gun season isn't in for deer yet here but I'm pretty sure archery is. Some small game is open. Tell me the tales of the thirty point buck that got away.
 
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Cup Noodle said:
I have a zero tolerance policy against posting my kid's faces online. I never have, their mother never has, and I won't allow my children to do it themselves. I also did some cropping and removed the metadata and even resized it to better fit in the post and not give away my camera resolution. I feel pretty safe.

I'm not dox proof, but I feel pretty safe. My kids would just mock all of you back. Step one; have children. Step two; teach them to have thick skin. I've mocked and ridiculed them more than any of you fuckers ever could and now I have three little shitlords that mock and ridicule me constantly.

I'm done with the self defense. It's boring. If anyone want's to talking hunting I'm game. Well I'm not game. Please don't shoot me. I'm willing to discuss. Gun season isn't in for deer yet here but I'm pretty sure archery is. Some small game is open. Tell me the tales of the thirty point buck that got away.
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I seen a dude get fully doxed from a pic of the back of his hand. He was facing his driveway and some autistic fuck google street viewed that shit until he found it.

Honestly, you write like a person high on meth...but...fine.

I like elk or deer hunting, mostly because I enjoy the plethora of meat and hanging out in the forest camping getting drunk and shit.

Only been hunting a few times but it was fun, would hunt again.
 
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I've never bothered to buy a gun 'cause the city folk drive through here so fast there's a fresh deer on the side of the road every couple of days when the season is right.
 
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Grub said:
I seen a dude get fully doxed from a pic of the back of his hand. He was facing his driveway and some autistic fuck google street viewed that shit until he found it.

Honestly, you write like a person high on meth...but...fine.

I like elk or deer hunting, mostly because I enjoy the plethora of meat and hanging out in the forest camping getting drunk and shit.

Only been hunting a few times but it was fun, would hunt again.
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I'm perpetually drunk on the farms. I handle my life and then drink every evening. If I write like I'm high on meth, then I must be handling my alcohol well. We don't have elk where I live, but I've had elk that someone else killed on a trip, and it was the best meat that I have ever had. 10/10 would recommend.
Uncle Sid said:
I've never bothered to buy a gun 'cause the city folk drive through here so fast there's a fresh deer on the side of the road every couple of days when the season is right.
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I've eaten roadkill deer, but only if I'm the one to hit it. Maybe I drive too slow, but I've never actually hit a deer fast enough to kill it. I've only hit three and I pretty much just stunned them. I cut their throats with my pocket knife and threw them in the back of my truck. If they are going to dent my truck then the least they can do is feed me. I see dead deer on the side of the road all the time and think what a waste. I'm not going to pick them up though. Who knows how long they have been there.
 
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