The thread for retarded questions that need serious answers - Actual Q&A.

[BallsDeepInAi]

Let's start.
Question: How do I shave my balls?
Why? Not for a gay reason but because my cock is fully engorged in a pubic sanctuary.
Just recently I was rushed out of work because my Pubes got caught in my pants. Probably the metal things the zipper that is attached to. I didn't have underwear because I outgrew my small underwear and even if it fit I don't like the feeling of tight ass.
Anyways, I was carrying a heavy load and I fell on my ass and not only did I get crushed by the shit, my pubes got ripped out till it bled. It was an inexplainable but traumatic experience.
Is it Fake and gay or True but still gay?
Just trust me bro I already powerlevelled enough, and sending a pic of my cock could possibly get me doxxed by my crazy exes.

So what kind of electric shaver should i get? How do i make sure an amateur like me doesn't go through a botched horror transition. And if possible I'd like a video demonstration. I don't care if it's on a gay website I'l just launch TOR to watch it so my boss doesn't see it on my google account's search history.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

shave

protip: you can use hand soap or body wash as shaving cream

(at least when there's not too much hair)

 

[Haloperidol]

Just get a trimmer, shaved junk looks dumb and gay.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Yeah trimmer is the way to go, Ive done the clean shave before and it just doesn't look right unless you are some kind of twink.

as for my question: How long would it take for someone to sing the 365 days of Christmas if you had to add an item for every day/verse?

 

[Preacher ✝]

Just get a trimmer

Yeah trimmer is the way to go

Works best if you use a clipper guard for consistent length and to keep the blades from nicking your sack.

 

[Londo]

Just use hair removal cream.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

we already have a no stupid questions thread.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

How many cats would @Cats catch if @Cats could catch cats?

 

[circumcision expert]

use a safety razor

 

[Testacles Maximus]

why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food and out hot eat the food

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

What is best in life?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of their women, and a peaceful nap on a lazy summers day.

 

[Cats]

What is best in life?

happy

healthy

cats

 

[Grug]

@BallsDeepInAi
How do you shave your balls?
Carefully, the first time. And the second time. The third time, you may think you've got a handle on it, but you should still be careful.
It's not rocket science, just use your other hand to stretch the skin, and shave it. I do it in the shower, under running water. I wash with soap before and after. You can use an appliance to trim your pelvis if you plan on shaving there, but I do not recommend getting near your scrotum with one, unless you want to risk lots of tiny, disproportionally painful cuts. A day or two after shaving, it will start growing back, and it can get very itchy for a few days. I use moisturising cream to soothe the irritated skin.

 

[Dysnomia]

Just go to a wax spa. Like make sure they do guys first and are not just some homosex ball waxing fetish place.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

A day or two after shaving, it will start growing back, and it can get very itchy for a few days. I use moisturising cream to soothe the irritated skin.

If you are bold, you can use a gentle exfoliator to prevent ingrown hairs. Those hairs are usually what cause the irritation. If you are less bold, you can use moisturizing aftershave products. This is not nearly as effective as exfoliators at preventing or treating irritation, but won't cause immense pain like applying a salt scrub to your nicked ballskin. Learn from your forefathers and use a sugar scrub instead, if you go that route...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

cats

black cats are cool cats (and not bad luck)

 

[SNU]

When I was a baby my parents put me in a microwave when I was cold. Not for a long time. Maybe like 2 seconds at a time. Am I going to get cancer?

 

[Oliver Onions]

This is less a retarded question and more one that's hard to google: when I update certain programs/extensions it automatically opens a tab in my browser shilling for donations/trying to get me to buy premium.

Is there a way I can block this browser-hijacking (I don't know if that's the appropriate term for this issue, which might be why googling yields no answers).

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Who many times do you have to masturbate to become a tranny?