The thread where we act like terminally ill people - Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep...

[Miriam Margoyles]

Oooh, my test results have come back and it's not looking good.

 

[KittyGremlin]

durrrrrrrr (i am terminally retarded)

 

[Blindeye]

I just love life, every day is a blessing

 

[Tablet County]

Buy a hat, chyat! Buy a hat for your hat!

 

[Lurker]

plz gib monies to my gofundme

 

[Foghotten]

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Every day is a battle, but I am staying strong.

 

[Named User]

We had to foreclose on the house because we couldn't afford the medical bills.
I'm sick to my stomach that this is how my children will remember me.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Anybody have the energy to do something fun and exciting before they die?
No?
Yeah, me neither.

 

[tehpope]

 

[Anti Snigger]

I've been method acting for this role

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Sugriva]

tell........ my wife.............. I didn't love her............. *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

 

[oldTireWater]

This is how fight club started.

 

[Rozzy]

Been battling a terminal furry porn addiction for years.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Been battling a terminal furry porn addiction for years.

I'd smother you with a pillow myself if I wasn't riddled with tumours.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Life sucks and then you shit yourself and then you die and then you shit yourself

 

[The Backwards Man]

You are going to prison, not the hospital stalker.

You are terminally ill, stalker. You have been warned many thousands of times to not contact this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not dial 9-1-1 again.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Please gib monies am sick

 

[Coldgrip]

I'lll... never tell you... where I buried them...