The thread where we have tea time with a black man

[Mister Baranavichy]

Hi yes, I was the black man that was promised, please take your seat my friend we have coffee on the way.​

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Oh, Jamal, you are such a charming young man, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. You're black, of course, which is a pity, but you know what they say, nobody's perfect.

Would you care for a biscuit?

 

[Skitarii]

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[MrTroll]

Would you please stand up and let me hang off your biceps while you flex? PLEEEEASE??

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Do you have any honey?

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm glad you made it. Last we talked you mentioned some 'fools' trying to 'run your 'hood behind your back' and that you'd have to 'check them'.

Good that it all worked out.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Do you have any honey?

All out my friend, but lucky for you we've still got Bl-oney (Patent Pending).

It's like honey, only it comes with a bad credit score certificate and no male bees touched it after the first pollination.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I'll try a spoonful of bl-oney in my tea, thank you, Jamal.

I imagine it tastes a bit like molasses or something.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

*Sips*
Tell me about that cruise you took in the Bahamas, Jamal. It sounds like it must have been a delightful time! I might have to do it myself sometime, haha!
*Sips*

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

*Sips*
Tell me about that cruise you took in the Bahamas, Jamal. It sounds like it must have been a delightful time! I might have to do it myself sometime, haha!
*Sips*

Oh, I'm so glad you asked, there was some turbulence as we passed th...

(...)

Wait, did you hear that...?



It's coming from the tree... but why? It's still not the season, it's too soon for this!



(...)

Oh no, not like this...

Spoiler: ...

I'm sorry... I hoped you wouldn't have to see us like this, especially on such a beautiful day, the truth that you now deserve.

We black men aren't born, we sprout.

Every year the great palm trees of North America release us, as they've done so for centuries.

Why do you think there are more of us south of the equator? Or that we never leave the closeness of the vegetation?

But now that you know you'll surely not keep our secret, and even worse, leave us on this fine picnic day...



It was nice having you, please, do take some Bl-oney (patent pending) with you home, I'll be here with Jamilius...

Spoiler: E.Note

Isn't ment to be Rp, just thought it up and had some fun with it - thought others might to

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Why do I hear beeping?

 

[Named User]

What’s your favorite B2K song?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Sup nigga

 

[The Last Stand]

Is it a Brisk iced tea?

 

[Tablet County]

I don't like tea. You got any grape soda?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Ugh, like I'm going to have tea with a fucking tree-person! Disgusting! You can keep your bl-oney, I'm afraid I find the whole thing quite nauseating now!

I bid you good day, Jamal!! I SAID 'GOOD DAY'!!

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Seems like a couple of fine and upstanding young gentlemen

 

[eatler]

Good sir, by chance, do you have a packet of Newport’s? I’m afraid I have left mine at home and I have such a craving right now. It would be paired wonderfully with these “flaming hot Cheetos”.