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Aśtar Szeran, Aśtar Szeran, Szeran, Szeran, Aśtar, Aśtar Lord Gorloj, Lord Gorloj, Gorloj, Gorloj, Lord, Lord...
Who, may you ask, is Aśtar Szeran (also Ashtar Sheran)? In order to educate yourselves, click this finely crafted link: Universe People ...and immediately suffer a severe case of eye cancer!
The Universe People are an UFO cult founded by one Ivo Benda in the Czech Republic whose distinguishing characteristics are:
- Pulling all registers of late-90s web design plus using colors that make the wildest LSD trip look tame.
- Registering dozens different web adresses which all link to the same page (some of them in different languages though).
- Being too lunatic even for the tastes of fellow UFO spergs.
- Making themselves targets for trolling and public ridicule.
The basic dogma is summed up in this handy-dandy easy-to-read infographic:
Basically, there are these aliens, looking like your classic benevolent UFOnaut, that is, beautiful(?) tall humanoids who wear jumpsuits and cruise about in flying saucers and from time to time get touchy-feely with Ivo (see image above). Their commander is the above-mentioned Ashtar Sheran, a super-Aryan looking guy with long hair who is many millennia old. There's also a guy called Ptaah. And Jesus. And they all love us humans and want to help us. Why? Well, because of environmenal destruction and war... and Saurians from hell who want to put tracking chips in us. In order to protect us from these evils, Ashtar and friends want to evacuate us from earth in their spaceships.
To make these profound news better understandable, Ivo has written a book: "Talks with teaching from my cosmic friends". Download here.
Now there is a critical situation, the planet Earth is threat with catastrophy. Evacuation
squadrons of Karne and Isaak are making operations before possible evacuation. It was
made sure again, by many people who are in touch with Light forces, whether this is true or
not. A few moments before a possible evacuation would Cosmic people interfere in the
media to let people know the true situation on the planet Earth, and also to make people
stay calm and relaxed, so that it would be possible to save maximum of people in their
present bodies. An aproximate amount is 1/5 of people, they would be taken from large
places, parks, squares etc. Those who will stay at home would be saved by remote
controlled ships in a shape of a ball.
Critical situation was ward off on friday 3.7.1998, as a result of trying and sending
out the energy of love by many earthly people, who were in touch with cosmic
people, together with Cosmic friends and granting of our prayers by our beloved
Creator. This energy of love was sent to places in the world which were in war at that
time. As it was later made sure, by people who are in touch with cosmic people, the crisis
was caused by evil forces and nuclear tests on the day of the aniversary of burning Master
Jan Hus to death 6.7.1415. That day the church burnt to death the priest whose teaching
was the basic reform, to humanize the church. The church also as other religions used to
be always a tool of evil forces, so called “saurians” and other entities.
squadrons of Karne and Isaak are making operations before possible evacuation. It was
made sure again, by many people who are in touch with Light forces, whether this is true or
not. A few moments before a possible evacuation would Cosmic people interfere in the
media to let people know the true situation on the planet Earth, and also to make people
stay calm and relaxed, so that it would be possible to save maximum of people in their
present bodies. An aproximate amount is 1/5 of people, they would be taken from large
places, parks, squares etc. Those who will stay at home would be saved by remote
controlled ships in a shape of a ball.
Critical situation was ward off on friday 3.7.1998, as a result of trying and sending
out the energy of love by many earthly people, who were in touch with cosmic
people, together with Cosmic friends and granting of our prayers by our beloved
Creator. This energy of love was sent to places in the world which were in war at that
time. As it was later made sure, by people who are in touch with cosmic people, the crisis
was caused by evil forces and nuclear tests on the day of the aniversary of burning Master
Jan Hus to death 6.7.1415. That day the church burnt to death the priest whose teaching
was the basic reform, to humanize the church. The church also as other religions used to
be always a tool of evil forces, so called “saurians” and other entities.
So, the Saurians want to fuck us up, but don't worry, the evacuation UFO squadrons will be there to save us. If you are out in the public you will be beamed up, if you are at home a rescue ship in the shape of a ball will scoop you up!
Part of this stuff is inspired by the writings of one Billy Meier of Switzerland who claims to have done quite some zipping around in UFOs accompanied by hot space babes. Billy doesn't endorse the Universe People, though, because they make even his lunaticometer explode, which probably says something.
Ivo Benda is happy to disseminate his teachings in long rambling lectures, such as this one:
(unsurprisingly, his public lectures tend to attract trolls who drop by for a good laugh.)
In order to keep Ivo trucking, BE SURE TO CHIP IN!
Dear friends, this website vitally DEPENDS ON SUPPORT – donations – from those of you who agree with the cosmic information of Light.
Therefore, I would kindly ask those of you who understand the importance spreading of the information of Light to promote the existence of the web even with a small financial donation.
Your donations are used exclusively for information spreading-related purposes (webhosting expenses, domain lease fees, printing and distribution of materials in various countries, etc.) All this work is sefless, is done for no reward and has an edificational nature.
For your information, 90 % of the actual financial support in years 1999 - 2012 came from the Czech Republic, 10 % from Slovakia, and nearly nothing from abroad. And it is barely enough to keep the website up and running and do some minimum work.
If you want, you can lend your helping hand at least in this way to help disseminate the frequency of Light all over the planet, raising the awareness of humanity, and building a world of love and peace that will be a lovely, unique part of the living Universe.
Thank you sincerely. With love in heart, Ivo A. Benda.
Therefore, I would kindly ask those of you who understand the importance spreading of the information of Light to promote the existence of the web even with a small financial donation.
Your donations are used exclusively for information spreading-related purposes (webhosting expenses, domain lease fees, printing and distribution of materials in various countries, etc.) All this work is sefless, is done for no reward and has an edificational nature.
For your information, 90 % of the actual financial support in years 1999 - 2012 came from the Czech Republic, 10 % from Slovakia, and nearly nothing from abroad. And it is barely enough to keep the website up and running and do some minimum work.
If you want, you can lend your helping hand at least in this way to help disseminate the frequency of Light all over the planet, raising the awareness of humanity, and building a world of love and peace that will be a lovely, unique part of the living Universe.
Thank you sincerely. With love in heart, Ivo A. Benda.
...so he can continue disseminating valuable information to the public, such as this flyer to be put en masse in people's mailboxes (snail mail as well as email).
Mr. Klaus (quietly to himself): "I sure do meet the weirdos on this job!"
While all this may sound amusing, things take a turn for the sad when children are drawn into it:
(I hope the little girl succeeds in breaking away from them sometime in the future)
http://www.what-to-eat.eu/english/default_healthy_food_en.htm
"5. Eliminate - destroy any negative literature, i.e. books and magazines about wars,
eroticism and negative extraterrestrials (UFO - abductions, crashes of ships, etc.) – they are
irradiators of the coarse-vibratory energies."
-- Talks with teachings from my cosmic friends, page 7.
"A person, woman in particular, should play fair; that’s really serious offence, if they do
anything bad just for money. We do observe them in towns, and on the roads: so beautiful
young women dishonour and demean themselves in this manner so much. These are the
worst difficulties, which can civilized society create; women do not cling to chastity as
especially mothers should, and they abuse confidence of other people. Our Creator put
them in thrust with the most noble mission in life: motherhood. But only some women
endeavour to fulfil their task as they should; instead of that, almost all of them trespassed
upon that. In this respect is the situation in the world really very bad."
-- T. w. t. f. m. c. f., page 41.
Or just listen to the New Earth Anthem, it's quite relaxing in a way.
Ptaah somewhat resembles an average American college jock IMO...
