The what did you get for christmas thread

[RI 360]

I know it's early, but the internet gave me this and I love it.

Spoiler

 

[Michel]

I got anime titties.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I got a nice pair of brown shoes as well as Rose and Violet dark chocolates.
Wait, a Muslim that celebrates Christmas?! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE
WTFFFF
BOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[cypocryphy]

nipples

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

the clap

 

[DatBepisTho]

A two-shot espresso machine with the little nozzle for steaming milk.
And... whatever the wife got but forgot where she hid it. I hope it's not something that's going to be ruined by the time we find it.

... Rose and Violet dark chocolates ...

Those sound amazing. Congrats.

 

[yasscat]

Miniature American flags.

In all srsness, I got gift cards for Lush, Ulta, and cash from my parents; a shot glass, a chunk of coral, and an art print from my roommate/bestie (who just got back from a weeklong visit to Hawaii); and I don't know what Mr. Bumbles got me, but I'll find out tonight 8D

 

[drain]

Cool sport gear, like super cool running shoes, hoodies, that kind of thing.
Some brand t-shirts that I really wanted.
A laptop.
Sunglasses.
Anatomy/physiology books.
Money.

That's why having a big family is good man.

 

[Dr.Research]

I got a nice pair of brown shoes as well as Rose and Violet dark chocolates.
Wait, a Muslim that celebrates Christmas?! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE
WTFFFF
BOOOOOOOOOOM

Obviously you converted to the TRUE and HONEST religion. Godbear bless you.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Obviously you converted to the TRUE and HONEST religion. Godbear bless you.

Nah I'm still a Muslim.
I just celebrate Christmas for fun

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Dental work. Massive dental work.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Cancer.

Of the EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

 

[omori]

A resin wolf skull mask.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

$100 and some good mood food. Oh, YEAH! Since I'm an adult I don't spend too much on myself, let alone receive gifts like I did when I was a child.

 

[Black Waltz]

$30

 

[MrTroll]

 

[Zach_Kun]

I got a rock...

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I got Korean techno-magic.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

We don't celebrate the Birth of Christ on the 25th of December, so nothing yet, though my girlfriend did say she got me something and asked me if I would be mad if she didn't wrap it. We'll see what it is in a few days.

 

[cypocryphy]

I got all the beer.