There's a guy standing outside my window, what do I Do

[The Luigi Player]

Kiwifarm members, I need help on the situation. I don't know this person, it's in nice clothing and not looking like a Crack/Meth Head

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Talk to him? He probably needs to tell/ask you something.

 

[Adoring Fan]

Is it a troon? If so, start running or find a place to hide!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Blow him

 

[Jason Wynn]

Invite him in for Netflix and chill

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Toss some ham cubes at him.

 

[Retink]

Call him a faggot and challenge him to wrastle-wrastle for your anal virginity like a real man would.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Soil yourself.

 

[SalmaoneSlaamper]

force feed him all the Benadryl in your house and blast the skyrim soundtrack into his ears.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

make this expression at them

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Well this is freaky because I am right now standing outside someone's window looking at them while they are nervously doing something on their phone, but you said they don't look like a crack/meth head so I guess this is happening to two separate people simultaneously. That shit's weird man.

 

[batterybee]

sound like a skinwalker you should get ur gun and hide under your bed

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Show him your genitalia

 

[I am vomit]

cum at him if you jerk off before he does you technically win

 

[JethroTullamore]

Put his penis into your mouth and hum the Barney song.

 

[Moths]

Kill yourself in front of him to assert dominance

 

[The Lawgiver]

sound like a skinwalker you should get ur gun and hide under your bed

The only way to fight off a skinwalker is to piss on it to assert dominance that's the secret the shitty spookypastas never tell you.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Shoot him and report back what color his blood is. We can proceed from that point.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

jerk him off

 

[AIM Henchman]

If you're cold, he's cold. Let him in.