There's something wrong with Keanu Reeves physically. Am I the only one who can see that?

[Justtocheck]

I've only noticed this after John Wick 1. He started walking weird. He keeps moving his head and blinking weirdly, almost as if he were drunk. And the 2077 E3 conferece? He sounds like he was 70 years old. It's like he has a hard time having words flow out of his mouth. Like a stammer or if he has a hard time breathing.

I showed the 2077 conference to someone who's not a fan of movies and he said Keanu looks pilled and drunk. What do you guys think?

 

[crocodilian]

Keanu was never a particularly articulate, poised person.

 

[2021Murder]

Its called being mixed, theyre like pitbulls. Hes basically 90 in hapa years.

But seriously he probably was drunk. Hes been looking terrible for the past decade. The facial hair hid it well though. But all the stunt work and training hes done for wick and other films has probably taken a toll on his body

 

[Syaoran Li]

Maybe it's because he's literally an elderly hapa geezer who smoked a lot of weed in the 80's and 90's?

I'm honestly not surprised he's in poor health. It's kind of expected at his age and with his past.

Keanu Reeves's recent career is basically this song, but with skaters/dudebros instead of hippies.

 

[Justtocheck]

Its called being mixed, theyre like pitbulls. Hes basically 90 in hapa years.

But seriously he probably was drunk. Hes been looking terrible for the past decade. The facial hair hid it well though. But all the stunt work and training hes done for wick and other films has probably taken a toll on his body

He's a hollywood actor, so I get if fully that it is a drug jungle. Surprising to me is that people seem to not notice. Espeacially the talking and walking. I mean, it was unreal to see people so exited for keanu in E3 but every blog is talking about how lovely Keanu is and loves puppies and how he's such a real guy, but no comment on how he looks kinda off. Weird.

 

[Immortal Technique]

It's because you're use to him looking like a 25 year old for 30 years. The guy is 55 years old, you're gonna have to expect some wear on the tires to show sooner or later. Even at 55, he doesn't look 55.

 

[Justtocheck]

You can get make up for photos and lights help. But when video appears of him moving after JW1, see that it's weird. If you are a 55th year old compared with a 25 won't be as full of energy or flexible or strong, but shouldn't be limping or struggling to speak. Especially if he works out.

 

[Idiotron]

He smokes a lot and he eats a ton of junk food.
Health problems were only a matter of time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And the 2077 E3 conferece?

I showed the 2077

What do you expect at the ripe age of 113?
I thought he looked stiff in the Wick movies.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

This thread is not wholesome 100.

 

[MrTroll]

He's probably dead but nobody has noticed yet. Next time anyone here gets close to him try to check his pulse.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

He broke his neck training for the first Matrix movie and has never quite been the same since. They actually had to do microsurgery to get bone chips out of the cervical discs in spots and there was a high likelihood that he’d end up paralyzed.

Nobody goes through that without some lingering issues.

 

[drain]

Nobody goes through that without some lingering issues.

Addiction to opioid painkillers and alcohol is pretty common in cases like this, too.

 

[Justtocheck]

Addiction to opioid painkillers and alcohol is pretty common in cases like this, too.

Fits the profile %100. Drink, painkillers and smoking is sure to wreck you up.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

He broke his neck training for the first Matrix movie and has never quite been the same since. They actually had to do microsurgery to get bone chips out of the cervical discs in spots and there was a high likelihood that he’d end up paralyzed.

Nobody goes through that without some lingering issues.

Jesus christ, why the fuck am I only hearing about this now?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Well, when you begin your career as Ted, which would obviously be a meme character who’s seemingly a Stoner, you get typecasted like that. Doesn’t matter if you strive to be a more serious actor.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well, when you begin your career as Ted, which would obviously be a meme character who’s seemingly a Stoner, you get typecasted like that. Doesn’t matter if you strive to be a more serious actor.

He was actually really good in Sweet November.

 

[Travoltron]

I haven't seen him for years, but in that Bill and Ted 3 trailer he looked and sounded really old compared to the Bill actor. I thought maybe that was an act for the movie? But maybe not.

But he really is old and got away with playing young guys for so long. I figure somebody must have tore up his portrait of Dorian Gray.