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I'm thinking of making a LaVar Ball and Sons thread, but I don't know if there is enough content to support it, nor do I know if it would fit in with the Farms. I definitely think they are Cow material though.

  • Arguably the most extreme tiger parent in the history of the world
  • The Trump feud
  • Demanded $3 billion from Nike, even though Michael Jordan, the most famous and recognizable athlete in American history makes nowhere near that from his shoe deal
  • Started his own shoe an apparel company, asking $500 for a pair of shoes and $50 for shitty graphic tees. Better Business Bureau recently gave the company a rare "F" grade, numerous consumer complaints online about them taking money without delivering product
  • Youngest son said "Beat that nigga's ass" live on WWE Raw
  • Middle son shoplifted sunglasses in China, was arrested, Trump supposedly got him sprung, was indefinitely suspended from UCLA basketball team
  • Dad pulled middle son out of UCLA and youngest son out of high school to have them play professional basketball in Lithuania. Will likely result in numerous lulz.
  • Oldest son on his way to being a historic bust
  • Dad causing serious and unnecessary strife for Los Angeles Lakers organization
Thoughts, lads?
 
I'm thinking of making a LaVar Ball and Sons thread, but I don't know if there is enough content to support it, nor do I know if it would fit in with the Farms. I definitely think they are Cow material though.

  • Arguably the most extreme tiger parent in the history of the world
  • The Trump feud
  • Demanded $3 billion from Nike, even though Michael Jordan, the most famous and recognizable athlete in American history makes nowhere near that from his shoe deal
  • Started his own shoe an apparel company, asking $500 for a pair of shoes and $50 for shitty graphic tees. Better Business Bureau recently gave the company a rare "F" grade, numerous consumer complaints online about them taking money without delivering product
  • Youngest son said "Beat that nigga's ass" live on WWE Raw
  • Middle son shoplifted sunglasses in China, was arrested, Trump supposedly got him sprung, was indefinitely suspended from UCLA basketball team
  • Dad pulled middle son out of UCLA and youngest son out of high school to have them play professional basketball in Lithuania. Will likely result in numerous lulz.
  • Oldest son on his way to being a historic bust
  • Dad causing serious and unnecessary strife for Los Angeles Lakers organization
Thoughts, lads?
Too much of a celebrity. Cows need to have most of their thread-worthy content be done online.
 
Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.

Dude is seriously exceptional though.
 
Queen Hawlsera/"Jessica" Kylie Nichols-Vernon
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I found this tranny in the steam forums complaining about transphobia in VRchat. http://steamcommunity.com/app/438100/discussions/0/1621726179586489513/ <- the thread.
This dude made a gofundme so he could chop off his cock: http://www.gofundme.com/788yn4
His tumblr: https://hawlserasrs.tumblr.com/

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/HawlSera
According to what he wrote here he is also apparently autistic and a furry (what a shocker)
His blog, https://geminiweavermusings.wordpress.com
And his twitter, https://twitter.com/HawlT
I dont have much on this dude since i just found him today but what i found was pretty funny
 
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This guy spams a shitty cringy copypasta over /b/ for a personal army thread. I go look into it. A page called Drake Blake did nothing wrong posted his photo saying "Big trouble in little china town" and Peter and his friends decide to go apeshit.
He sends death threats. Reports the page. Harasses the users.
He spent 30 minutes during looking at followers of the page, which was 40k+ when the page was still up and messaged them and mocked them.
He pussies out of meeting drake blake twice.
He has an alter ego demon that "irl hunts rapers".
Does a gaming challenge against his friend to take the page down, rigs the game, and still loses.
Summons demons after Drake.
Calls possibly the police or a bunch of his friends then tells his parole officer mom on me during the live stream.
And a lot more I don't even remember.
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Links:
Twitch(Recent freak out stream with Mom.):
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/216803729
Facebooks:
Peter:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010013327051 (Real)
https://www.facebook.com/Darkwinterflame2 (Alter ego or RP account)

GF (I don't even remember her name, so bad at names):
https://www.facebook.com/ladyicemage (Semi-Real)
https://www.facebook.com/crimsonangel99 (Alter ego)

Video with twitch highlights and explanations:
https://youtu.be/AlEYUsg4Q9s

Proof of the threats (I forgot one but it's in the video.):
https://youtu.be/YHR_WMBM-n8

I have no axe to grind with the guy and I'm not doxing my self. My channel is basically for documenting lolcows I guess. I seriously don't know how to make a post here because I'm so new so I'll let you guys decide if he worthy of a thread since mine got locked.
 
Leftbook would be a good community of interest to look at. The most retarded contingents of Facebook leftists, when they're not harassing each other for disagreeing with dogma or screeching about cis straight white men they're sharing the worst, unfunniest memes ever. Lots of drama and lots of stupidity.
 
Not sure if this is Lolcow or Beauty Parlor
Basically just some crazy white trash that post all of the family drama on Facebook.
Annette Weaver, current husband/BF Dennis

Drama son is Khris, his babymama is Tessa. Baby is Bentley.

Previous husbands apparently have convictions for child and spousal abuse, Annette defends them, even though they are still incarcerated. Might just be one still in jail, she has an interesting past. Defends the ex who hit her with a bat and was convicted of child abuse.
Recently indicated that her tax refund should go to buy race car parts for Dennis, while her newborn grandchild needs a pacifier. Threatens Tessa regularly to seek grandparents rights, but then they make up the next day.
I think there is an autistic son named Peewee.
I don't do Facebook, but will refer you to the reddit thread https://www.reddit.com/r/blogsnark/comments/7p31o5/all_aboard_the_crazy_annette_18114/

Also, apparently a Maryland sports forum has been following her for years.
I hope this woman ends up on the Farms, Reddit is not doing the crazy justice.
 
I'm too lazy to do the work, but this person is ridiculous and maybe should be researched, she's a furry who is in a poly relationship with a fictional character (from what I gather, she's too sped to understand) and calls herself Manda-Tee

This blog post is great
https://manda-tee.deviantart.com/journal/Might-as-Well-Disbelieve-719160172

And this self portrait tells a lot
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Someone I follow on twitter (Bob Mackey) , is like, obsessed with Colin Moriarty? Apparently Colin always sends his "fans" to attack said person on twitter.


Is he some crazy right wing asshole?
 
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Surprised Aja Romano doesn't have a thread here already. She's got a super storied history in terms of being a lolcow, especially since she has ties to literary lolcow Cassandra Clare/Claire.

Aja's also known for some pretty dumbass shit, including a piece on the Daily Dot a few years back, wherein she pretty much defended known sociopath/scammer Andrew Blake/Victoria Bitter. Then she did an article for Vulture about a "fanfiction syllabus". After the backdraft from those hit, she scuttled away for a while and later reemerged as a "reporter" for Vice. She also tried to do a story about hockey RPF (real person fanfic) and got all petulant/whiny when people roundly shot her shit down and told her not to do it.

She's also active on Twitter (of course she is), and she's also known for trying to burn a LiveJournal t-shirt in protest of something that happened years ago. Sadly, most of that was lost to history when Fandom Wank/JournalFen went tits up and never returned.

Basically, she's one of those dumbasses where Fandom Is Serious Business.

Sanitized history: https://fanlore.org/wiki/Aja
Unsantised History up to 2015 (shortly before she fucked off to Vice): http://failfandomanon.wikia.com/wiki/Aja
 
This is Mr. Hate Vicious, your kinda typical MGTOW. Bitter about all women, fixated on numbers and rating women 1-10, etc. Except he somehow manages to sound like a bigger smug faggot than most MGTOWS I know of. He uses Adult Friend Finder and claims to do adult films "on the side." Most women on AFF are around a 6-7 he says. He is pretty good at picking up exotic dancers and has bed buddies, a couple girls "on the side." He's bored of sex because he's had too much of it. Him and his small fan base are pathetic and embarrassing. He makes me laugh though. Somethin weird goin on with this dude.

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https://www.facebook.com/cameron.gallegos.92
https://twitter.com/MrHatevicious
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDACm0zGpRyVYw8zIUssSiw
https://www.patreon.com/MrHatevicious
 
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I found this tranny in the steam forums complaining about transphobia in VRchat. http://steamcommunity.com/app/438100/discussions/0/1621726179586489513/ <- the thread.
This dude made a gofundme so he could chop off his cock: http://www.gofundme.com/788yn4
His tumblr: https://hawlserasrs.tumblr.com/

https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/HawlSera
According to what he wrote here he is also apparently autistic and a furry (what a shocker)
His blog, https://geminiweavermusings.wordpress.com
And his twitter, https://twitter.com/HawlT
I dont have much on this dude since i just found him today but what i found was pretty funny

That guy looks like a skinnier ADF, go for it
 
Cats go purrple aka Max is someone working on "Lisa the greatful" a fan game which stole music and sprites from other fangames "Lisa the pointless, Lisa the hopeful and Lisa the red.

This person cannot take criticism and responds incredibly negatively

They deactivated their youtube but this video contains alot of their sperging


And then near the end he is bitching about hopeful sucking(even though he stole the intro from hopeful with the car scene)
reddit account https://www.reddit.com/user/PurrpleCatsGo

Discord https://discordapp.com/invite/AtvD6QR

THIS THREAD IS A WORK IN PROGRESS
 
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Moon, Pennsylvania has some weird people in it. CatsGoPurrple's bandcamp has links to most of their public accounts. Empty facebook named "Ster Ripoff" is peculiar, the only famous person I can think of to ripoff named 'ster' is Star_, an old TF2ber. All images appear to be drafted specifically for the persona and only posted on relevant accounts.
 
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