Meet Chris Morgan, the raging manlet who sounds like an extra from Raging Bull. Mr. Morgan, a small businessman who runs
a little cleaning service in Long Island(
archive), first came to light in a viral video posted to twitter. In the video, an angry Morgan berates staff and customers of a wee bagal store in Long Island. He shouts about how women on dating profile sites say short men deserve to die, yells at the female staff behind the counter, and challenges male patrons to a fight. One men in the store takes him on the offer, tackling Morgan to the ground.
The video would reach great heights of notoriety, and was reported on by a litany news sites (big and small) needing a little piece of click bait to fill their quotas for the day.
But this teeny tantrum was not a sudden
Falling Down styled meltdown of a runt who's finally had enough. With just the tiniest of provocation, Chris will get on his tippy toes and go off like a Jersey Shore reject. He even records his freakouts to his YouTube channels (here and here). While many vids have been removed, the best were luckily saved and archived in this thread.
Here he is arguing with a Librarian
Yelling at a store clerk for asking about his height, weery cops were called
Here we see him living out his mob money collection fantasies with a client
While Morgan likes to say he is someone finally standing up to bullies of the world, sticking up for the little guy, he sure does seem to love to bully others when he gets the opportunity. In one video, he leaves a woman in the cold for not going home with him after a date.
Morgan is very critical of the vain, small minded women of this world. He has further expounded on his grievances with fairer sex in various interviews. Being quick to jump on the tiniest opportunity for attention, he has done interviews with:
Inside Edition,
an in-studio appearance for a small youtube channel, and even gave a
20 minute interview to a 4chan anon claiming to be Nassim Taleb. This has caused him to ascend to the exulted heights of Incel sainthood, canonized as St. Bagelcel, standing with such towering figures as St. Meeks, St. BlackOps2cel, and his high holiness St. Elliot.
Just a day after, almost all the top posts of /r/braincels (largest incel subreddit still around)was praising their new found saint.
