- Joined
- Jul 20, 2019
I think she privated her Facebook can't access it.Ok. Here's the previously promised Facebook lolcow (my buddy finally had the balls to come forward. Only took him two years...)
Name: Lauren Ann Smith-Morrow
An (asininely long) write-up by him that only gets worse as you scroll to the bottom: https://happy-ferret.github.io/essays/love.html
Link to the lolcow's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lauren.smithmorrow
Cursory explanation: Chick, 40 years old, married, still living with her parents (literal basement dweller). Comes onto men online (e-thot?),
seeks their companionship, involves them in personal drama, eventually draws them into absurdly paranoid episodes where everybody
who doesn't adhere to her personal (sociopolitical) standards is the enemy and anybody who owns a gun literally Hitler.
Uses political polarization in the US to turn people who might otherwise be friendly against each other. Narcissist who makes everything about herself, even when the other party is literally bedridden.
Accuses random people of "gang stalking" her, of LARPing as the opposite gender and of being obsessed with her. Sends messages threatening legal action to random people mocking her Facebook comments. Gets incredibly aggressive when you doubt her "superior intellect" (closest thing to a real world Eric Cartman. "Respect my authoritah!"). Runs secret Facebook groups discussing means to doxx or deplatform anybody right of Karl Marx.
May contain traces of "gang stalking" delusions, blackmail, theft, catfishing, empty threats the likes only a mentally unstable individual is capable of, reporting, and insane amounts of skulduggery. Definitely contains whole nuts.
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