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Wongel said:
I second the Schaub threat.
Dude is currently digging a deeper and deeper whole for himself. Could get really funny down the Lome when Joe Rogan et al cut all ties to the brain damaged retard.
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Schaub clearly has enough content to get a thread. I just wonder what it could bring to the table compared to the fighter and the kid subreddit.
Maybe archives and meta commentary on the schaub detractors?
 
Okay lads this is a new one. Meet Luka Safronov, pianist and son of famous Russian painter Nikas Safronov. You might have already seen this fat fuck man get arrested after handcuffing himself to a McDonald's outside Moscow.


Let's start from the beginning when he killed a babushka.


So this fucker kills an old lady, and he gets incredibly fat from the stress of commiting manslaughter. BUT WAIT THERES MORE!


He kills his own mother with homeopathy, he spends thousands of dollars on snake oil and kills his fucking mother.

Now you may be thinking this man is scum of the Earth, may god rain hellfire down on him, blood vessels are bursting in your chud looking face thinking about aloging this Russian imitation of Nicholas Avocado. Just let this video speak for itself, it doesn't need any explanation besides its Luka in the video.


This man has 1.8 million dollars.

https://aidwiki.com/luka-safronov#luka-zatravkin-now (this page has most of the information I've been telling you about but I figured I'd post more sources)

Now this guy is a pianist, and he's a good one, he can have that.


If any of you ruskies know anything that'd be great, I think he deserves a spot in the kiwifarms prestigious international clique. This ain't over until the fatboy sings (presumably after being raped in the Russian prison system)
 
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JamusActimus said:
Schaub clearly has enough content to get a thread. I just wonder what it could bring to the table compared to the fighter and the kid subreddit.
Maybe archives and meta commentary on the schaub detractors?
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I think for archiving and discussing his antics. Imo he is a promising cow. More and more people realising he has no talent and that he is a shitty person with no self reflection. He could easily become the dsp of the "comedy" podcast world. With pressure growing he will spiral out of control.
 
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Wongel said:
I think for archiving and discussing his antics. Imo he is a promising cow. More and more people realising he has no talent and that he is a shitty person with no self reflection. He could easily become the dsp of the "comedy" podcast world. With pressure growing he will spiral out of control.
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Speaking of archive.
I didn't care enough to archive it and it seems no one archived the youtuber's vid.

Also I checked the discussions about Brendan on forums from 2009 to 2012.
It was weirdly positive. Some people said they meet him irl and he was very nice. He was an athletic and decently well schooled Hw and that's pretty rare.
A lot of hype after he beat Mirko and then some hate before the Nog fight.
Weird considering how he is seen now.
 
I think The King ETT deserves a thread. He’s a narcissistic 40+ year old man who makes these shitty parodies with old Chuck E. Cheese animatronics. Most of the songs are about how he “saved” this character and begging people to subscribe, share and join his patreon. He’s got a pretty shady history too, such as stealing minors’ IP addresses and threatening legal action whenever they offend him. Hell, even his long time friend and artist cut ties with him after realizing how fucked he is. Quite a character indeed. I’m not very experienced in writing threads, but if anyone wants to take a go at it, be my guest. It can probably go under “Internet Famous” or maybe even any of the lolcow categories. I wouldn’t know.

His website

Example of his parodies

When he grabbed a kid’s IP
 
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JamusActimus said:
A lot of hype after he beat Mirko and then some hate before the Nog fight.
Weird considering how he is seen now.
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Think his UFC career was the least bit contentious. He had some succes but never was someone who could stand up to the higher ranks of the division.
From what I have seen, most shit he gets is from events happening after his time in the UFC.
The well educated part is probably a stretch or he really got CTE.
 
The Brain said:
I think The King ETT deserves a thread. He’s a narcissistic 40+ year old man who makes these shitty parodies with old Chuck E. Cheese animatronics. Most of the songs are about how he “saved” this character and begging people to subscribe, share and join his patreon. He’s got a pretty shady history too, such as stealing minors’ IP addresses and threatening legal action whenever they offend him. Hell, even his long time friend and artist cut ties with him after realizing how fucked he is. Quite a character indeed. I’m not very experienced in writing threads, but if anyone wants to take a go at it, be my guest. It can probably go under “Internet Famous” or maybe even any of the lolcow categories. I wouldn’t know.

His website

Example of his parodies

When he grabbed a kid’s IP
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Skilled animatronic engineer. Shit at singing. Shit at comedy.
The worst part: It's all a cover for being a techno-furry.

Death to furries. Aloha Snackbar.
 
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Orange Rhymer said:
Skilled animatronic engineer. Shit at singing. Shit at comedy.
The worst part: It's all a cover for being a techno-furry.

Death to furries. Aloha Snackbar.
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Skilled? He can’t even program the lip sync properly. I’ve seen amateurs do better. His singing does indeed suck, as well as the “comedy” which literally consists of fat shaming one of them, the flamboyant one being an asshole, a cussing endo, and a bunch of FNAF style shit. The only comedy is how much of an absolute clown he is. He’s been deleting comments left and right from those who dare to criticize him.

I don’t have a problem with furries, but the way he’s trying to appeal to their fandom is sad. Most furries have enough self respect to avoid people like this. Like I said, even his artist, who just so happened to be a furry, cut ties with him because they understandably don’t tolerate the behavior they described coming from him. They’re especially angry about his recent video, where he poorly edited their art to be all bloody and shit.

Not to mention, he fucked up an original King mask to turn into an Irish stereotype. This entire video is so fucking obnoxious.

The video in question
 
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Created an account just to bump this (Kael Tiger):

Can't quote that one for some reason, but you can add: "Throws the blame on Russian citizens and not on Putin", "Stirs drama with VN creators, some of them who tried to help him", and "Manipulates Itch.io reviews while accusing others of review bombing him (receipt in the previous vid)" too.

Since people here likely don't care about the latter two, I'll mostly concentrate on the former.

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Video evidence too (just in case of a "lol photoshop")

Like holy shit, you have no idea what a gold mine he is. And he somehow still plays victim over it.
 
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okay heres one you may like. this guy's name is Jason Rodriquez, but he goes by the name Ojama666 on Social media for the most part, or Oujama. This guy is a massive wrestling sperg with a weird obsession with cats and satanism, and he is also a massive sjw and has been shitting up the internet for years. Here's a selfie from him from his Vine account he used to post videos on.
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the dumbass also posted info about himself in 4chan's /soc/ board thinking that it wouldn't ever bite him in the ass later on
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And here's some examples of Ojama's spergery
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also the fellows at 4chan's /pw/ board found out about him and when they did he had a meltdown about it and then deleted his twitter account like a bitch.
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so yeah that's why i believe this fag should get his own thread
 
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This is an interesting one



This is
Dyno the furry

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Channel
This is a 21 year old woman who makes gachalife videos and seems to be fixated an making the same talking points about why furries are good for the rest of time

You can see the "kid that should really have an eye kept on them" overtones throughout her "vent" videos where she depicts herself tormenting others unprovoked


She constantly releases strange facecam videos where you can cop a look at her visage

You can also enjoy her fursuit and try not to laugh videos that if you saw in a vacuum you'd think were parody:
Try not to laugh

we can also see her equally autistic boyfriend who she cucks with fictional characters:




I close this out with a suggestion to clean up our acts
 
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Jack Awful said:
He was mentioned before but this Acerthorn guy has potential.

He tried suing Walmart for $500 billion because they denied his job application, stabbed his dad in the face for refusing to get high speed internet, threatened to shoot up his college, and now DMCAs any YouTuber who talks about him.

There's also this 4 minute clip of him going insane, making barking noises and saying he'll kill someone from a livestream he accidentally started without realizing.

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Another request for Atherthorn. He has major potential.
Here he is in a lawsuit talking about wanting to cut his dad's forehead and writing a letter in his blood.
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And he recently got his YouTube account hacked and demanded his haters help him get it back (it has since been recovered)
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Nagging will continue until the thread is made.
 
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