Thread Requests & Resources - If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ian-foote-ianfootebased.196199/

Ah good, I hope someone is working to get this shit heel put in a padded cell.

 

[peloh1739]

Vylet Pony (a.k.a Zelda Trixie Lulamoon, yes that's actually what he changed his legal name to) is a My Little Pony "musician" that makes "music" about his insecurities (illness) and projects them onto fictional characters, namely, horses.

Has a godawful singing voice that absolutely does not pass, writes lyrics that are as subtle as his shoulders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwrfsaPTl64
"Why’d you have to call me a faggot?"
"I’m so much fucking better than you, so shut the fuck up"
"You made me wanna kill myself"
Just to name a few lines. If you want to hear anymore feel free to subject yourself to this torture.

Wrote a manifesto on why a fictional horse is trans, very passive-aggressive and insecure. Mind you, this character is canonically suicidal and a narcissist.
https://www.vyletpony.com/trixieistrans

Included coordinates to a spot where he contemplated suicide in his hit classic "Antonymph", you can't make this up.

https://youtu.be/CNPdO5TZ1DQ?si=f9OT2PIo--pj673_&t=117

Porn addict, hypocrite, and unable to handle criticism, the usual.
Really surprised this guy hasn't gotten his own thread yet given how popular he is.

YouTube
Website
Other website
Twitter
Instagram

 

[Axiom.]

Porn addict, hypocrite, and unable to handle criticism, the usual.
Really surprised this guy hasn't gotten his own thread yet given how popular he is.

Lol, I remember I was into this one music reviewer, I think his name was "KeepOnRockin404," he's most famous for one of the first people who dissected Soundtracks from the Blind by Swans. I look at his RateYourMusic and this motherfucker was a huge fan of Brony artists, namely that thing, I listened to it, and it was the most god awful "electrorock" I've ever heard. Nice to know he descended into madness since then, I knew something was off about him, and I was right.

I was thinking on starting one on Will Toledo since he gave up music to become a furry, but this motherfucker is a whole new realm of madness.

 

[Chunky Cow Patty…]

(This person has an incredibly rich and mentally ill digital footprint that I only have so much time to document, so I'm requesting help here from fellow autists to document her. I don't know if I'm retarded or if I just don't have permissions to make a new thread, but if one is made, I'll contribute what I have to it)

Paige Lorenze is an influencer who's mostly known for dating famous men (Armie Hammer, Morgan Wallen, Tyler Cameron, and her newest ex Tommy Paul). She has a brand that no one cares about called Dairy Boy.
Instagram
Youtube
Tiktok

She's a cow obsessed with her image and will do anything to salvage her representation and be liked by the public eye. Unfortunately she's only likeable if you know nothing about her and how she acts. She seems to be aware of the fact that she's unhinged, but to her, as long as people outside of reddit don't find out about her conduct, she's free to act with impunity. Here are some of the things she does and has done:

- Notoriously known amongst influencer snark communities on reddit for using burner accounts to control the narrative about herself and people around her, and also modding influencer subs.

Spoiler: Burner/anon accounts

Got caught two years ago using her mother's instagram account to screenshot a post, to then post it in a subreddit under a different burner to mine for information. I believe she was dating/on the outs with Tyler Cameron at this time, and she's mining for information on his friend or associate JP Caruso. She then proceeds to have a full meltdown to the mods to get them to take the post down, all the while pretending she's actually her mother.
reddit post about it with screenshots (archive)

This post and its comments on r/nycinfluencersnarking (that was made specifically because she's the mod in r/NYCinfluencersnark and they couldn't post about her on there without her deleting it for "spam") talk about her being the mod. They also accuse her in the comments of mod coup-ing other subreddits as well.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nycinfluen.../paige_lorenze_is_a_mod_of_nycinfluencersnark (archive)

This post exposing another burner that she used to stir public perception of Morgan Riddle, her number one tennis WAG "rival" that she's trying to skinwalk as
https://www.reddit.com/r/PLDairyBoySnark/comments/1dyk1w1/oh_look_a_tennis_fan_morgan_riddle_hate_account (archive)

She's also seemingly vandalized Morgan's Wikipedia page to say Morgan "was a very mean girl in high school who was once identified as a bully" and said Morgan had scoliosis. The wiki editors changed it back for lack of source.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Morgan_Riddle&diff=1235390943&oldid=1235388374

There's so many more. From what I've seen, the subreddits r/PLDairyBoySnark and r/NYCinfluencersnarking don't seem to be modded by her, so if you want to deep dive the information on those seems accurate, she just copyright strikes them often.

- Got into a PR nightmare about a month ago when her then boyfriend Tommy Paul, a professional tennis player, won at Queen's and she posed with him obnoxiously, leading some to think that she was the one who won the tournament because she was acting like she did. She has been trying to scrub this story and video from the internet since because everyone was rightfully making fun of her for stealing his spotlight with a claw around his neck.

Here are some articles about it
https://www.express.co.uk/sport/tennis/1916071/Tommy-Paul-girlfriend-Paige-Lorenze-trophy (archive)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-13561471/tommy-paul-girlfriend-slammed-queens-club.html (You can see she copyrighted the claw video they linked from Twitter) (archive)
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/paig...e-from-fans-after-tennis-stars-tournament-win (archive)


I've done some research on her after finding her as a topic on Reddit, but I have not done a full schizo deep dive. But let me tell you, it's an iceberg and redditors are too retarded to document properly or prevent her from taking over subs so most of this is untouched. She's also very interesting right now because Tommy Paul seems to have broken up with her (he's on Hinge and she's been deleting all posts on reddit talking about it) so she's either already spiraling, or she's going to.

 

[GenociderSyo]

If anyone has access to trellis would they be able to pull the pdfs for the Blair thread from here? Specifically the most recent JUL 29th one since it makes a pretty substantial claim against Blair's sexual advances onto an employee, but the preview doesn't allow us to know which of the three it is.

If its possible to get it all that be even more awesome, but really just looking for clarification which of the three is accusing her of what amounts to rape.

The screenshots I posted are from the free preview that you can find on https://trellis.law/case/8041/2023c...inment-llc-et-al-v-xxxxxxx-xxxxx-xxxxxx-et-al
I'm not able to sign up for the plan that allows you get the original documents but I'm sure someone else here will probably be able to.

 

[psi_spam]

I was gonna write up a post regarding Jason Dewees (known to Instagram as Jason Greek, and his account can be found here https://www.instagram.com/jason_greek_lord), but I didn't wanna make a shitty post that would undermine the goldmine that is his account since I'm new here and have never made a post before, so I'm asking for help making a thread. He's a lolcow known to irony circles on Instagram, unironically claiming to be the son of Zeus and the nephew of Poseidon. He genuinely believes Greek mythology to be real, and he takes offense to it being labeled as such, telling people to call it Hellenism instead.

He makes many posts calling out other religions for being fake, usually using cheapy mobile image editing apps to put their faces in gravestones. He responds to almost any troll who interacts with him (as well as people he doesn't like), making videos and posts talking about them and warning his followers that they are lying about him when the trolls send screenshots of weird things he's said. He posts about hentai and encourages his followers to support ships involving himself and fictional women he likes, rants about social media features he doesn't like, and hateposts about a random woman online named Selin, who he claims is allied with the Greek god Hades (all because she rejected him, if memory serves me right).

The most notable offense Jason Greek has done was admitting to fucking his cousin's cat, who he claims was an Egyptian goddess taking the form of a cat.

The account @hobo2jewish on Instagram is the biggest troll towards Jason, causing him to have meltdowns in groupchats and direct messages and make posts and videos talking about the account.

He also has a YouTube (where he mainly posts reactions to things) and a Quora (where he asks bizarre and sometimes humiliating questions).
His YouTube can be found here (https://www.youtube.com/@jasonwemissyoucomeback), and his Quora can be found here (https://www.quora.com/profile/Jason-Muncie-Indiana-Dewees)
Some interesting, now deleted Quora posts by him: https://www.quora.com/unanswered/Why-do-some-girls-like-to-be-spanked-as-adults-but-hate-it-as-a-kid

https://www.quora.com/Should-everyone-wear-diapers-under-their-underwear-and-their-pants

https://www.quora.com/Should-sisters-have-sex-with-their-brothers

Should anyone be interested in helping make this thread, you can message me on here or Instagram (@psi.spam) for more information if I don't respond.

 

[John Shedletsky]

I posted about this in the Virtual YouTubers thread yesterday, but there's an exceptional individual by the name of "VintageBassArchive" who's been in the middle of a crusade against VTubers, and has been mildly successful. In most cases, this would be an absolute nothing burger and wouldn't be worthy of a thread alone. But what makes this guy fairly interesting is the fact that he was an orbiter of a degenerate femboy VTuber by the name of "BungoTaiga", and was most likely the person who paypigged $60,000 to BungoTaiga in exchange for sexual favors. But was promptly denied anything, which lead to him going on a crusade.

While I'd love to make a thread about them, I'm too lazy and I don't actually have much knowledge on VTubing. But the way this guy is acting on social media is hilarious and might be worth milking.

 

[Fashcow Farmer]

So I'm new here, and I have a really juicy lolcow that I wanna make a post of. Unfortunately, I don't have the require privileges to post a thread on my own, so I'm hoping one of you can help post one for me. His name is Garan Lansangan and he is an autistic manchild, unemployed loser, wannabe political theorist, self-loathing fascist larper who dreams of becoming the Filipino Hitler.

Name: Garcia Lansangan
Age: 26
Country of origin: United States
Alias(es): Garan Lansangan, Lakon Malaya, Lone Bayani
Ancestry: Filipino-Puerto Rican
Known family: Mother, Father, Brother

WHO IS THIS AND WHY SHOULD I CARE?

Garan Lansangan is a self-proclaimed “Pan-Austronesian Filipino American Fascist” who’s known (by no one) for making delusional long-winded rants about politics and his personal life on X (Twitter) (or as he calls it "Tweeter") and YouTube from his bedroom in a group home for disabled people (because no one else wanted to babysit him). Such topics that frequently show up in his schizo meltdowns include, but are not limited to:

• Jews and Zionism
• The US Government
• The Philippines
• The Police
• Fascism
• Racial purity
• Women
• Anime
• Haters and trolls
• People who criticize him
• His parents
• His roommates
• His failures in life

RAMBLINGS GALORE

Despite a grand total of 8 followers on his personal X account, he has a prolific catalog of “vents” that go on and on about how much he hates the world for calling him a lardass, how much he hates himself for being a failure, how he hates Jews and Zionism because it’s apparently their fault he’s a welfare leech, how all his online “friends” ghost him because they find him and his endless trauma dumping annoying and toxic, and how his autism diagnosis meant he was ineligible to join the US Army (as it should). Unsurprisingly, practically no one reads this shit.

I HAVE A DREAM!!

(Promotional poster for his web series which he made himself. No I'm not joking)

Paradoxically, despite hating himself and never missing the opportunity to call himself a sperg loser, Garan is under the delusion that he is a political genius and aspires to become POTUS by 2045, which is part of his grand plan to “make the US my bitch”.

(Not even Americans would vote you to power lmfao)

As part of his delusion, he has invented a bunch of lame, unoriginal “ideologies”. The currently known ones are “Superculturalism” and “Yultong Thought” (aka “Streetism"). It is unknown if he has invented any other fake ideologies.

(Even the logo looks like a preschooler's art project)

He’s currently working on a political manifesto titled “The Filipino That Was”, drafts of which he only gives out to certain people (he once posted those drafts publicly, hosted on Cryptpad, but he's since deleted them).

(The only graphic content is having to see your fat greasy face lol)

Garan has a semblance of self-awareness, but whatever much of it he has has been twisted into this narrative of himself being a victim of circumstance and how his ideas are far beyond their time. He takes pride at being called “insane” because to him, the only reason people call him such is because mere mortal minds can’t possibly comprehend how revolutionary they are (and not because he’s an annoying tard) and that one day, his “insane” ideas will be accepted as the norm.

He used to have a “political party” called “The People’s Rebirth” but he dissolved it because his lazy ass can’t put in the effort to start a political party

(Tweet is from the official account of his "podcast", "The Austronesian Alternative")

I HATE THE JAPANESE!!!

If there’s one thing out there that Garan hates more than an imaginary shadow government, it’s himself. He’s a notorious weeb, but anime never fails to show up in his X rants because he blames it for his idleness, as apparently it’s anime’s fault for locking him in his room all day long. As such, he calls himself a “self-hating weeb” as he’s too weak to resist the allure of 2D anime titties.

Oh yeah, and he changes his opinions a lot

WANNABE INTERNET STAR

Garan is an aspiring YouTuber and has aspirations of making a living out of being a Jreg/Filthy Frank clone, because someone like him obviously can’t get a real job.

(He also views this as an opportunity to spread his dumb ideology through dogwhistles)

To promote his budding e-celeb career, he has created a (in his own words) “genre bending and genre breaking) web series called “Magsimula Redux” that’s basically just whatever he does on X but in video format. So far, he’s only uploaded one episode on his YouTube Channel.

Remember earlier when I said he hated anime? Well despite that, anime music serves as the BGM of his YouTube videos, so if you’re into some fatass ranting about perceived enemies in his room to some denpa song, then you’re in luck!

(Apparently swinging your arms around like a baboon is part of his political platform. From the first episode of Magsimula Redux)

(From the same video, you can see his used cum tissues and empty junk food packaging)

Full video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RHnRmyAnCs

As for “The Austronesian Alternative” that he supposedly co-hosts with an Indonesian Nazbol which, despite his constant promises to upload episodes “tomorrow”, tomorrow never comes because he’s a lazy procrastinator.

I, HYPOCRITE

You can probably guess by now that Garan is a massive hypocrite. He hates anime, but loves it like no one else, larps as a follower of a hypermasculine militaristic ideology but weighs 200 pounds and does nothing but jerk off in his room all day, considers the internet to be the worst thing humanity has ever invented but spends all his time on it, and hates other autistic loners for being “degenerates” even though he’s the biggest one of them all

(Despite being "on hiatus", he never fails to tweet almost everyday)

He blames his parents for having him clinically diagnosed with autism, which killed all chances of him ever joining the US military (not that they’d let him to begin with) and is also jealous of his younger brother, who has a college degree and now works as a successful accountant.

UNPROVEN ALLEGATIONS

Saved this part for last because I thought it was the least noteworthy to be mentioned due to lack of evidence. From talking to various people who either claimed to know Garan first-hand or met with such people, various unproven allegations of his behavior have been made. From what I gathered, Garan is known for trauma dumping onto anyone unlucky enough to have him in their DMs (because ranting on the Internet isn’t enough for him). His lack of social skills means he just blurts out whatever comes to mind, regardless of how retarded or foolish it makes him look. Among these allegations are:

That his current group home kicked him out for being late on his rent, after which he went around his neighbourhood ranting at the top of his lungs about Zionism, the US, his “enemies”, and what have you. Apparently a bunch of white kids saw what he was doing and proceeded to laugh at him, to which he responded by screaming in their faces until his throat became sore. He is now homeless and wandering the streets as a raving hobo.

That a previous group home he lived in kicked him out after he was caught stealing a pair of underwear from an elderly woman who was living in the same building as him.

That he tried to kill his brother with a knife out of jealousy for being a far better human being than he is, but was easily overpowered and now they’re estranged.

That his parents divorced due to his condition.

That his mother is desperately trying to get rid of him from his life by forging a fake death certificate and trying to break into his room to steal all his documentation.

CONCLUSION
What do you get when you combine neo-Fascism, untreated autism, neglectful parents, LARP, social ineptitude, delusions of grandeur and the Internet? Why, you get Garan Lansangan of course! Because misanthropic social rejects and hateful ideologies go together like bread on butter. May he provide us with laughs for years to come!

HIS SOCIALS
X
YouTube
Reddit (no significant content)
Miraheze (no significant content)
BlueSky (no significant content)
Goodreads (no significant content)
Austronesian Alternative X Account

EXTRAS

THE SOYYY!!! IT'S TOO MUCH TO CONTAIN!!!

(Oversharing on the internet is a great idea! Also you still look like a hobo)

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Vylet Pony (a.k.a Zelda Trixie Lulamoon, yes that's actually what he changed his legal name to) is a My Little Pony "musician" that makes "music" about his insecurities (illness) and projects them onto fictional characters, namely, horses.

Has a godawful singing voice that absolutely does not pass, writes lyrics that are as subtle as his shoulders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwrfsaPTl64
"Why’d you have to call me a faggot?"
"I’m so much fucking better than you, so shut the fuck up"
"You made me wanna kill myself"
Just to name a few lines. If you want to hear anymore feel free to subject yourself to this torture.

Wrote a manifesto on why a fictional horse is trans, very passive-aggressive and insecure. Mind you, this character is canonically suicidal and a narcissist.
https://www.vyletpony.com/trixieistrans

Included coordinates to a spot where he contemplated suicide in his hit classic "Antonymph", you can't make this up.

https://youtu.be/CNPdO5TZ1DQ?si=f9OT2PIo--pj673_&t=117

Porn addict, hypocrite, and unable to handle criticism, the usual.
Really surprised this guy hasn't gotten his own thread yet given how popular he is.

YouTube
Website
Other website
Twitter
Instagram

Oh look, it's every tumblr user. Lol

 

[gufnaydg6]

conservative i think but has a fetish for trans girls and sissies lmao. person is Vance Neidig, is a cohost of a podcast called Useless Assumptions part of Agentlife Media Group. also been know as bigdickbiguy and whitemamba_07. likes to post on subreddits such as r/sissies and r/tgirls.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

So I'm new here, and I have a really juicy lolcow that I wanna make a post of. Unfortunately, I don't have the require privileges to post a thread on my own, so I'm hoping one of you can help post one for me. His name is Garan Lansangan and he is an autistic manchild, unemployed loser, wannabe political theorist, self-loathing fascist larper who dreams of becoming the Filipino Hitler.

Go to prospering grounds, you already have the thread part done pretty much. All threads start out in PG for quality control measures

 

[AnOminous]

Go to prospering grounds, you already have the thread part done pretty much. All threads start out in PG for quality control measures

This looks pretty solid to me.

Also here's Prospering Grounds.

https://kiwifarms.st/forums/prospering-grounds.92/

It looks like something that could be fast-tracked.

 

[Fashcow Farmer]

Go to prospering grounds, you already have the thread part done pretty much. All threads start out in PG for quality control measures

Will do. Thanks for the tip!

 

[Raikiri]

I don't remember the exact name but it was something like "katerina", cat-fished and made suicide pacts with people. E-dating with the faggot named Bolverk or something. "she" was also accused of being a kike. It doesn't really needs a thread since hasn't been around for years but it was really fun stuff.

I couldn't find a thread for puff diddy, kate middleton or macron's husband. People are a little too focused on boring e-celebs here when more entertaining lolcows are out in the wild.

 

[enopsiasafulia]

BOFFY / FLOWERING SHRUBS / KAZUPATHRY
mentally ill sperg who is open about killing cats and his desire to do so. talks about his love for animal genitalia and posts furries with h0rsec0x. he often posts fury porn to his black metal server, which is seemingly inhabited by many underaged users.
likes to stalk random black metal people and gets mad when someone jokingly looks up his brother which was already made public on boffy's own metal archives page.

posts videos with pictures he took of dead cats he presumably killed on his youtube channel
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxfilmYtR4
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLMYKlIhWQ (most concerning)

 

[Colon capital V]

The Undertale Soundcloud Community is a community I've been keeping an eye on for quite some time and I have debated on making a thread for.
However the issue is is that a lot of the drama and history of this community have been lost since not only does a majority of drama take place in Discord, but it all happens on SoundCloud where music tracks and users could easily be deleted, and this is important since this was where a lot of Google Documents were posted detailing groomer behavior from users over on Discord that have been lost.
The only video that somewhat, decently (not really) goes over the retardedness of this community is this video from a guy named Moikey.

And the reason I'm making this post is that I came across yet another callout post about a prominent figure in UTSC getting outted for grooming on Shitcord.

Think of it like this, everything bad you have ever heard about Friday Night Funkin fans can easily be applied to this community. Actually everything bad about Friday Night Funkin can be traced back to this community since a lot of undertalefags moved on from there to FNF.

 

[Glacier Ape]

Has anyone else heard about Joey Flite III?
He is a street performer/busker/rapper/retard/possible meth addict that truly believes he is the descendant of King Richard. He goes live almost daily where he rambles about how much of a badass he is and post reels showcasing his "Fighting Style" (flailing like a retard and hitting things with his wrists)

He "performs" in medieval armor.

Joey Flite III Instagram

TikTok

Intensive Training

Showcasing his skills in an Urban Environment

Soundcloud

Showcasing his dance skills

 

[sleepyb4sunset]

My request is Charlotte Fang AKA Miya AKA IBN Sonya Qafi AKA Rohit "Krishna" Okhandiar... Much to talk about here

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Rimmy Downunder for being a massive politisperg and general bloodthirsty ghoulish freak.


He's a pretty NAFO adjacent individual, NAFO being a community of unhinged military focused politispergs that already has a thread here.

 

[Atzmus]

BOFFY / FLOWERING SHRUBS / KAZUPATHRY
mentally ill sperg who is open about killing cats and his desire to do so. talks about his love for animal genitalia and posts furries with h0rsec0x. he often posts fury porn to his black metal server, which is seemingly inhabited by many underaged users.
likes to stalk random black metal people and gets mad when someone jokingly looks up his brother which was already made public on boffy's own metal archives page.
posts videos with pictures he took of dead cats he presumably killed on his youtube channel
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxfilmYtR4
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLMYKlIhWQ (most concerning)

More info on this from the person in question, this is a smear campaign that's been posted on 2 other sites.