Thread Requests & Resources - If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

[Null]

If you know of someone that is probably worthy of a thread, post names here with links to relevant content. It's also a good idea to suggest a board to place it in.

We're still not a personal army. If there's nothing funny about a person, no one will make a thread for you.


Thread Resources

• "Updating terrible OPs", a guide to improving old threads's first post.
• "Archival tools", a guide on how to backup fucking everything.
• "Opening post 101", a DIY guide to making a thread.

Wiki Resources

With XenForo 2 I'm going to more tightly merge the forum and the wiki. The first post of a thread will likely instead be their wiki article inline with the forum. That said, if there's a very long thread with a lot of drama, it's a really good idea to start building a wiki article. ED tends to be a clusterfuck and we have no quality control there.

If you want to document someone, I urge you to participate in the Wiki Discussion.

 

[Cake Farts]

Do we have a thread on Alix henriol yet? She's a narc that pretended to be sonic's wife for Fame and to m1lk autists out of money for plastic surgery. She also started a now defunct website called sonic passion where she and other spergs would go on and ramble about wanting to fuck sonic characters and weird fetishes while getting charged $30 a month for membership.

Her website

http://www.alix-henriol.com/

Her ED:

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Alix_Henriol

 

[chadmuska]

I think Tomska is a good contender for a careercow thread. He's the guy behind those "ASDF Movies" and the post edd episodes of Eddsworld, but recently he's become quite the washup.

There was an incident with Sleepycabin where he didnt pay animators for Eddsworld until 2 years after finishing the video, then when Oney called him out Tom attacked him in a video because he said "faggot" one time and this makes him irresponsible and dangerous to youths or some shit. There seems to be some prior beef over "thin privilige" too.

Speaking of eddsworld, a lot of people wanted a guy named Tord (who was in early Eddsworld episodes but disappeared before Edd died) to return for the finale and Toms response was to write the episode to be something along the lines of Tord being a villain and Tom being the poor victim. What a way to end your dead friends cartoon series, right?

At one point he was so fat that he couldn't actually diet; a professional trainer gave up on him and got kicked out of weight loss programs because his alcoholism would've been fatal. He's also had an e-fight with Shadman recently because he "didn't want drama to escalate" which he did by escalating drama from 5 years ago, searches his name on twitter quite frequently which resulted in said e-fight, and theres a bit of feminist/tumblr pandering as sprinkling on the shit sundae:

Allegedly, the undertale characters (yes, seriously) and :islamic: woman were meant to be backers who donated to Eddsworld legacy, and they got fucked over at the last minute because the artist is a hardcore SJW. There are no muslim sounding names in the credits either:

The only thing in the way of me making a thread right now is that a lot of these incidents are hard to flesh out, and I'm sure theres more lost in the annals of time; for the Oney incident I gathered what little I could on the sleepycabin subreddit, due to Tom backpedalling and Spazkid pruning most of the content surrounding it, so if anyone else has more info that'd be fantastic. The other stuff is mostly found on /co/ through archives.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TomSka
Twitter: http://twitter.com/thetomska
ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Tomska

 

[GS 281]

Do we have a thread on Alix henriol yet? She's a narc that pretended to be sonic's wife for Fame and to m1lk autists out of money for plastic surgery. She also started a now defunct website called sonic passion where she and other spergs would go on and ramble about wanting to fuck sonic characters and weird fetishes while getting charged $30 a month for membership.

Her website

http://www.alix-henriol.com/

Her ED:

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Alix_Henriol

I used to follow her back in the day. She's gone dark.

 

[TheScooper]

I think Tomska is a good contender for a careercow thread. He's the guy behind those "ASDF Movies" and the post edd episodes of Eddsworld, but recently he's become quite the washup.

There was an incident with Sleepycabin where he didnt pay animators for Eddsworld until 2 years after finishing the video, then when Oney called him out Tom attacked him in a video because he said "faggot" one time and this makes him irresponsible and dangerous to youths or some shit. There seems to be some prior beef over "thin privilige" too.

Speaking of eddsworld, a lot of people wanted a guy named Tord (who was in early Eddsworld episodes but disappeared before Edd died) to return for the finale and Toms response was to write the episode to be something along the lines of Tord being a villain and Tom being the poor victim. What a way to end your dead friends cartoon series, right?

At one point he was so fat that he couldn't actually diet; a professional trainer gave up on him and got kicked out of weight loss programs because his alcoholism would've been fatal. He's also had an e-fight with Shadman recently because he "didn't want drama to escalate" which he did by escalating drama from 5 years ago, searches his name on twitter quite frequently which resulted in said e-fight, and theres a bit of feminist/tumblr pandering as sprinkling on the shit sundae:
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Allegedly, the undertale characters (yes, seriously) and :islamic: woman were meant to be backers who donated to Eddsworld legacy, and they got fucked over at the last minute because the artist is a hardcore SJW. There are no muslim sounding names in the credits either:
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The only thing in the way of me making a thread right now is that a lot of these incidents are hard to flesh out, and I'm sure theres more lost in the annals of time; for the Oney incident I gathered what little I could on the sleepycabin subreddit, due to Tom backpedalling and Spazkid pruning most of the content surrounding it, so if anyone else has more info that'd be fantastic. The other stuff is mostly found on /co/ through archives.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TomSka
Twitter: http://twitter.com/thetomska
ED: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Tomska

To add more to this, in the regards of Tord, tom and tord where never on good terms, I remember he made a video a bit after edd's death explaining why he left, but it appears to be lost forever, when tord left he asked edd to remove him as a character from the show, so the finale of eddsworld feels like a total "fuck you, I never got over our fight" problem from tom.

 

[HG 400]

Is it okay if I make a thread on somebody covered heavily by /cow/ but doesn't have a lolcow thread here yet?

 

[AnOminous]

Is it okay if I make a thread on somebody covered heavily by /cow/ but doesn't have a lolcow thread here yet?

No. That can never, ever be done.

 

[HG 400]

No. That can never, ever be done.

But he's an real LOLcow called ichverbot and I want to make a thread on him to milk him for julay.

 

[AnOminous]

But he's an real LOLcow called ichverbot and I want to make a thread on him to milk him for julay.

I've never heard of that guy. Also what's julay? And what's milk? Are you talking about tard cum?

 

[HG 400]

I've never heard of that guy. Also what's julay? And what's tard cum? Are you talking about tard cum?

... tard cum?

 

[AnOminous]

... tard cum?

I dunno, you know that thing that got wordfiltered from milk.

 

[HG 400]

I dunno, you know that thing that got wordfiltered from tard cum.

There are wordfilters on kiwi farms?

 

[LulzKiller]

But he's an real LOLcow called ichverbot and I want to make a thread on him to milk him for julay.

i heard he played blockland and shit

 

[Conrix]

SwankyBox - some faggot who made Undertale theories whines that the gaming world is so mean

 

[OtterParty]

Conrix - some faggot who made autistic noises stabs a camera with a cardboard keyblade

 

[CatParty]

Is it okay if I make a thread on somebody covered heavily by /cow/ but doesn't have a lolcow thread here yet?

Mr enter?

 

[The Janitor]

I was considering making a thread on one Ephrom Josine. He's mentioned quite heavily on the dreaded Jerry Peet thread as the only legitimate white knight to Peet. But because I'm busy a lot of the time, I never did it.

Also, what about Adoseofbuckley?

Edit: I posted somewhere else? And provided links? Well, thank Null for Multiquote

If life wasn't a pain in the ass, I'd totally make an Ephrom Josine thread to go alongside the Jerry Peet thread.

In case anyone wants to pick up where I've left off, here are the links of interest:
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCLgyXttfTYe9ehYOQnF-Ww (Posts here frequently)
Tumblr: https://ephromjosine.tumblr.com/ (Reuploads of all of his YouTube Content, plus some added bonuses)
AskFM: https://ask.fm/Ephrom (Mostly idiots asking an idiot for answers)
Blogspot: http://ephromjos.blogspot.com/ (This is where his oldest stuff is found)
CommentaryDB Wiki: http://commentarydb.wikia.com/wiki/Ephrom_Josine (Yes, he has one of these, and yes, he edits it himself often)

There are just three issues that come to mind that stop me:

1. The guy's under 18 at this point in time, and I've heard that kids aren't very good lolcows until they've fully un-matured.
2. For the two people who haven't read the Jerry Peet thread, it's a trainwreck in slow motion. Creating a thread on Josine, I think, will either go in the direction of the FNGR thread, where not much actually happens, or blow up in everyone's faces like the Peet thread does every couple of months.
3. I'm not very good at writing an OP/finding information about him.

 

[Piehole]

Hey so I recently stumbled across this youtuber (like 20 minutes ago) and it's pretty disturbing and I felt compelled to talk about it here.

The Youtube channel "daddyofive" is a redneck family who play pranks on eachother and what not. Extremely obnoxious. And it seems like there's some child abuse or something happening. Whatever it is, its really upsetting and these people are incredibly shitty.

They're constantly harassing their kid Cody and filming him cry, pushing and hitting him, picking on him, etc.

When people try to tell them they're being cruel they just obnoxiously call them "jealous haters" and stuff.

I found out about them through this video, which shows a lot of the main points in the situation probably better than I can explain.

And here's the channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/daddyofive

And just watch some of their other videos too and how they act and mostly treat their kid Cody. It's really sad and concerning imo. What do you guys think?

(i'd make a thread about it myself but this man owns a gun and i am frightened)

 

[DancinTim]

Hey so I recently stumbled across this youtuber (like 20 minutes ago) and it's pretty disturbing and I felt compelled to talk about it here.

The Youtube channel "daddyofive" is a redneck family who play pranks on eachother and what not. Extremely obnoxious. And it seems like there's some child abuse or something happening. Whatever it is, its really upsetting and these people are incredibly shitty.

They're constantly harassing their kid Cody and filming him cry, pushing and hitting him, picking on him, etc.

When people try to tell them they're being cruel they just obnoxiously call them "jealous haters" and stuff.

I found out about them through this video, which shows a lot of the main points in the situation probably better than I can explain.

And here's the channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/daddyofive

And just watch some of their other videos too and how they act and mostly treat their kid Cody. It's really sad and concerning imo. What do you guys think?

(i'd make a thread about it myself but this man owns a gun and i am frightened)

I wanted to suggest the same thing but haha, lolcows are supposed to be funny right??
Anyways I have never hated the term "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRUUH!" more.
Some amazing content!
Haha, makin my kids scream and cry out in fear and distress is funneh!

HA! Gotcha! seeee it's okay cus' in the end I gotcha a new tablet. It's okay! just a prank bruh. Now say the channel outro!

He doesn't even know what traumatized means. None of these kids are smiling at the end of these ""pranks"", they all look distressed and uncomfortable, whatever the kids are saying here is just what the parents have conditioned them to say. And the parents say it's fine because they get money for it and it means more toys and video games! 'I have (toy/video game) how am I being abused hah'

But you know what, if it's all totally staged and fake I still think the kids shouldn't be exposed to this behavior. Being screamed at and followed around with a camera, even when asked to put the camera away the father exclaims "NO!" in a childish manner and will use the excuse "gotta vlog my life" or "my camera/house".
Also people ask if Cody has anger issues and I'd say yes! He has them now because he, the youngest is being bullied the most because younger kids = powerless, will scream and cry more, sweet sweet youtube revenue.

Would not be surprised if he ends up being a school shooter and starts with his family.

Spoiler

ignore me if I sound triggered because I am, just a little

EDIT
Money from Cody's bullying gives them a Disney trip!
If we take them to Disney then people can't say we abuse them!- Probably what the parents are thinking

 

[Piehole]

It's. Really fucked honestly.
And- oh wait did you watch the video? They're not bringing him! They send him somewhere else because he "misbehaved" and will "ruin the trip" And they rub it in his face. He's a /child/. Imagine how this will all affect him whenever he grows up.