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I think it's time for Chelsea Manning to get her own thread if no one's working on compiling one already, especially with all the emoji-speak she's been doing lately on Twitter.

Also because she's a violent homophobic misogynist
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New potential cow -> Tumblr user not-your-safe-space.tumblr.com
Cow properties: chimpouts, potential ownership of CP, alcoholic, tumblr

Short version: NYSS 26 year old woman who is on Tumblr and gets drunk at home because she is an alcoholic. She sends her noodz to 2 people while hammered and then chimps out at them the next morning. She goes so far as to threaten to hack one of the reciever's phones and get them arrested for CP.

READ the full post here (includes screencapped chatlogs): http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/163001473278/warning-post-about-not-your-safe-space#notes
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I have come across a confusing ball of autism.

Remeber To Catch a Predator? Y'know, with Chris Hansen? Well, one predator from that show has a bizarre cult following (to mock him). But some... interesting happenings have happened. The person in the center of this ball is named Lorne Armstrong. He has a Youtube channel, but that's not where all the fun is happening. Here's an archive channel as well.

While in prison, he wrote a book. That alone would be of note in this story, except a French Canadian man wrote a satirical book ABOUT him. This person stole a bunch of money from people and has basically disappeared, but Lorne still has a massive hateboner for the guy, and is such an idiot that a completely different person was able to pretend to be the French guy and become a woman halfway through the call and he fell for it.

He recently was fooled by a fake girlfriend, after having tried to sell T-Shirts for appearing on TCaP, AFTER having tried to sell his own clothes on eBay for cash. He is completely delusional and an idiot. Unfortunately, the content regarding him is spread over several channels, which also features things for the other TCaP predators, making digging into this a nightmare. A lot has happened with this guy after his release from prison, I think it would be an interesting read if someone could order events.

Nudes exist, as does a dramatic reading of his TCaP chatlog.

Also, he cried during his police interview.

Seriously, what the fuck is this.

Here's a video of his beautiful personality, him drunk dialing a "friend."

Youtube channels that seem to be relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuZnRJgZ_hNcni9ThVxB-Q/featured
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKr-q651bQn1oSap-Bhj3AQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaBXlR0fxWW9X8-D6jf1fWA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6NuijZOSgABpEC3W_2gjA

I think he'd be worthy of a thread, but there's so much stuff to dig through. There of videos of people analyzing this motherfucker's time on TCaP.

I would have suggested Stanley Kendall, but he died and would, therefore, have been inactive from the start, but there is a video of him smearing his own shit on a mirror, him admitting to molesting a toddler, and multiple videos of him couraging a man to have sex with his mentally challenged son. It's a rabbit hole to enjoy as well, but probably not thread-worthy anymore.
 
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I'm not sure if this guy is big enough but he is definitely cow material his first name is Gustavo he streams Smite on ps4 a lot and is very bad it and reacts like dsp where he blames everyone but himself, thinks he is good enough to go pro but plays at a very low skill level, messages anyone who does bad a Mexican Latino or *insert racial slur here*

his twitch https://www.twitch.tv/gucci007x

some sperg videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YGpPJAjyQ0



some reddit threads talking about his spergness

https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/64qpq6/another_great_play_from_the_ps4_ranked_community/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/64qpq6/another_great_play_from_the_ps4_ranked_community/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/6fblif/the_legendary_gucci007x_fails_montage/


P.S. sorry if this post sucks I never done one before
 
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I have come across a confusing ball of autism.

Remeber To Catch a Predator? Y'know, with Chris Hansen? Well, one predator from that show has a bizarre cult following (to mock him). But some... interesting happenings have happened. The person in the center of this ball is named Lorne Armstrong. He has a Youtube channel, but that's not where all the fun is happening. Here's an archive channel as well.

While in prison, he wrote a book. That alone would be of note in this story, except a French Canadian man wrote a satirical book ABOUT him. This person stole a bunch of money from people and has basically disappeared, but Lorne still has a massive hateboner for the guy, and is such an idiot that a completely different person was able to pretend to be the French guy and become a woman halfway through the call and he fell for it.

He recently was fooled by a fake girlfriend, after having tried to sell T-Shirts for appearing on TCaP, AFTER having tried to sell his own clothes on eBay for cash. He is completely delusional and an idiot. Unfortunately, the content regarding him is spread over several channels, which also features things for the other TCaP predators, making digging into this a nightmare. A lot has happened with this guy after his release from prison, I think it would be an interesting read if someone could order events.

Nudes exist, as does a dramatic reading of his TCaP chatlog.

Also, he cried during his police interview.

Seriously, what the fuck is this.

Here's a video of his beautiful personality, him drunk dialing a "friend."

Youtube channels that seem to be relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuZnRJgZ_hNcni9ThVxB-Q/featured
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKr-q651bQn1oSap-Bhj3AQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaBXlR0fxWW9X8-D6jf1fWA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa6NuijZOSgABpEC3W_2gjA

I think he'd be worthy of a thread, but there's so much stuff to dig through. There of videos of people analyzing this motherfucker's time on TCaP.

I would have suggested Stanley Kendall, but he died and would, therefore, have been inactive from the start, but there is a video of him smearing his own shit on a mirror, him admitting to molesting a toddler, and multiple videos of him couraging a man to have sex with his mentally challenged son. It's a rabbit hole to enjoy as well, but probably not thread-worthy anymore.
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I'll do my best to re-explain. I said it was a confusing ball of autism, didn't I?

Guy named Lorne Armstrong is caught on To Catch a Predator. He is put in jail. While in jail he writes a shitty book. After he gets out of jail, a French Canadian man named Nathaniel creates a website called the Church of Cawd (based on a stupid thing Lorne said). TCaP fans join in for the TCaP memes and have this weird faux-religion based around the show going on (but no one took it seriously, as far as I could tell). Nathaniel writes a book about Lorne and shares it with the church. Lorne does not like Nathaniel, as he views it as Nathaniel slandering him. Nathaniel steals a bunch of money from the CoC and disappears. Lorne still hates Nathaniel and views him as the reason for his troubles.

Eventually, some of the more prominent members decide to find out more about the predators from the show. Lorne creates a Youtube channel. He becomes friends with a girl named Ember (in the video I provided), and ends up with this network of troll-haters-supporters. At one point she ran his Youtube channel, and she was basically his only friend, even though she actually hates him. Many calls are leaked. Lorn eventually comes around to the church that surrounds him and tries to use it to make money (prior to TCaP he was a scammer) by selling his nasty clothes and stuff on eBay. They even somehow talk him into attempting to sell his own t-shirts off of his own website. He sells nothing. A wild girlfriend appears. She turns out to be fake and leaks videos of their calls. One of those calls is of him getting jealous that she went to the doctor for a knee injury and he was worried that they were going to hook up.

That's as clear as I can figure it out right now.

There's so many little things that happen that it's a mess, hence why I won't do it myself. But if someone wants a rabbit hole...
 
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I think it's time for Chelsea Manning to get her own thread if no one's working on compiling one already, especially with all the emoji-speak she's been doing lately on Twitter.

Also because she's a violent homophobic misogynist
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I just stopped following her on twitter before I saw this thread. I expected maybe some relevant infosec shit like Snowden puts out but it's turned into "lel im so random XDDDD emoji emoji emoji" troon stereotype. I may as well be following Zoe Quinn at this point, it's mindless spam.
 
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Is anyone doing a team 10 thread? It's nice when the collective twink faggots band together and call themselves something.
 
Dooce? Does anyone have more dirt on her? She was one of the first bloggers to hit it big like back in 2002 for getting fired for blogging. I don't know much else about her except she milk'ed her postpartum depression and got a divorce, and is pretty self centered. I know she's pretty lolcowgly from all the blog entries on her at gomi.

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She sent lawyers to gomi back in 2012:
https://gomiblog.com/heather-armstrong-strongarms-gomi/comment-page-2
 
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Paging @CatParty and @yawning sneasel since they seemed interested in the subject of this one.

Okay, I've been trying to put together a lolcow thread for Chris Regal, co-founder and owner of TNAMecca. As mentioned in the TNA topic on the Hulkamania board, it looks like Regal faked dying of cancer in January last year for some reason, for some other reason came back to the site pretending to be his brother, and has recently had a full meltdown that has driven off his other co-founders. Here's a screencap from the @TNAMecca Quotes Twitter that gives a pretty thorough background on Chris and the situation:

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Here's the argument that set "George" off and started this mess (note that these screens are taken after George's account reverted back to Chris Regal):

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Reaction to George becoming Chris (taken mostly to demonstrate that they did appear different at one point):

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Big Dawg (fellow co-founder of TNAMecca) arrives later to try and explain what's going on. No one's buying it, not even him:

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(For the record, Chris said he was in his mid-to-late 30s and George was supposed to be his older brother from what I remember)

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And then more weird shit happens a couple of days later with Big Dawg announcing that he's leaving the site. He later mentions that he wanted to make a statement before "losing power" and it looks like people are putting it together. He also mentions that someone else will take over managing the site, more on that in a bit:

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He comes back a day or so later and gives one last comment on the situation:

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And then things get weird. A new mod account called "TNAMecca Community" appears out of nowhere, says that control of the site has been handed over to them, and encourages everyone to go back to normal:

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Oh, but it at least has a name! According to one person who has been digging into Chris Regal on the Wrestling Observer forums, apparently Theo is also Chris's dad's name so there's that.

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My apologies for all the images but I wanted to be thorough and provide as much information on what the hell is going on here as I could. The tl;dr version is that Chris started the site a couple of years ago, then he "died" of cancer in January last year (an illness no one in the community ever knew he had, even his co-founders), his co-founder confirms with supposedly Chris's sister that the site has been paid for but for whatever reason she can't transfer ownership or full power over to said co-founder, George pops up and becomes part of the community (despite having no interest in pro wrestling and never discussing the site with his brother), George starts acting weird over time, and then this happens.
 
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Pagan cow here called Sebastian Lokison. She has gone over many names including Nornoriel Lokason and had many blogs that she deleted. Low effort tranny who doesn't even try and calls herself an effeminate gay man because she wears scarves. Has imaginary boyfriends that she has sex with by masturbating that no one can see except her. Degenerate. Claims to be an elf and the son of the Norse God Loki.

She is not even RPing with this crap she takes it seriously but also RPs. This was last time I checked she might be some other of flavour of the week mythical creature.

Created a theory called shards where you can have a piece of a God inside you. She was a huge dramawhore in the Pagan community and there is a post on Tumblr about how she is really gross and a bad roommate. Used to sell a self published book for a ton of money and made cheap and poorly made and vastly overpriced mostly jewelry on Etsy. Chimps out easily, epicly and amusingly.

https://twitter.com/UnlikelyPuff

http://thetwistedrope.tumblr.com/post/131312793957/accounts-of-nornoriels-abuse-from-his-victims-and
 
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this dude keeps coming onto a forum i post on and unironically making videos talking to his cardboard cutout of lana del rey


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There's definitely potential. I want to know more.
 
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he has multiple cutouts of lana that all seem to be homemade and he talks to himself in "her" voice.
brings up prostitutes and kids randomly in this one:
by far the weirdest part is when he starts purring and rubbing his head on "lana" at around 3:40 in.
he literally only comes on the lana forum to post these videos. he claims to be in love with her?
 
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I imagine peoples opinion on this guys threadworthiness will be mixed since he's a somewhat well known billionaire (No, not Dahnald) but he's pretty eccentric and in the end that's all that matters.

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Alki David is a billionaire with a habit of being generally batshit insane with his attempts at marketing and trolling. While his existence in the mainstream is mostly passive- one of his most well known contributions is owning the company behind the Tupac and MJ holograms (The latter he then seemingly tried to sue himself over)- it wasn't until the reveal 3DHead, an "oculus killer" with an incredibly cringe-worthy trailer AND a booth adjacent to the Oculus at the following years CES, that people took notice of his insane antics:

Reddit went to work on digging, quickly finding out Alki was responsible for the 3dHead alongside other publicity stunts, such as promoting a streaming service of his named "Battlecam" by contacting news agencies saying he was airing "the first livestreamed assisted suicide" (later discovered to be staged) and offering a million bucks to anyone who streaked in front of obama with a link to Davids products.

A few years prior to that he uploaded a video of his James Bond villain impression telling numerous machina e-celebs to play madden at his house or he wouldn't talk to them again (despite this being the first time he contacted them), promoting a reality show that looks more like a bizarro MDE/Onion video than an actual piece of television, using a phone to record himself watching movies on another phone in a Ferari in Beverly Hills at 65mph while getting mad at his girlfriend(?) who is trying to avoid getting them both killed in the process, and making lame prank calls to pizza-parlors. He also has a history of buying domains to try and mislead and attack people so don't be surprised if something like "joshuaconnormoonkiwifarm.com" gets registered anytime soon

http://www.anakando.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/battlecambrah
https://www.youtube.com/user/battlecamfilms
https://twitter.com/alkidavid?lang=en
 
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