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This thread basically sucks. She's pretty standard Tumblr/Livejournal nonsense, not really a cow. If not for her connection with CWC she'd be completely irrelevant, and the only good thing to come out of this so far is the picture of her dad.
 
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Can I ask a serious question for everyone involved in this thread. Do you have a life? This is the most pathetic stream of drivel that I have ever had the misfortune to read. Does smashing on her make you feel good?
Hey Glo-Glo! It's about time you showed up!

So how's the Maradonia movie coming along? Any leads when this masterpiece will hit theaters?
 
I'm not unclam, I just think this is kinda dick.

Like who just spends all day looking at someones Instagram, looking to analyze where photoshop is being used or in your opinion should be, spreading rumors, stalking their significant other, JUDGING them based on their significant other, their age, career, or income. Like who does that?
 
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Well I'm a female, so that's a no. Listen, all I'm saying is that coming from a fellow young author, even though I have nothing to do with ''glo'', I also think this is gross and shitty of all of you. Get lives seriously. This is all really hurtful shit.
Yes you're a "fellow young author" who just so happened to show up today for no reason and decide to stick up for a terrible author and a terrible person just because she's also a "fellow young author".

Besides, it's not like we're going onto her twatter or videos and talking shit about her. We just post what she does and talk shit about her here. She's more than welcome to join us and give her her side of the story.

Also, if you want to reply to somebody specific, use the "Quote" function at the bottom of the message.
 
Yes you're a "fellow young author" who just so happened to show up today for no reason and decide to stick up for a terrible author and a terrible person just because she's also a "fellow young author".

Besides, it's not like we're going onto her twatter or videos and talking shit about her. We just post what she does and talk shit about her here. She's more than welcome to join us and give her her side of the story.

Also, if you want to reply to somebody specific, use the "Quote" function at the bottom of the message.


Happy? I quoted. Jeeze. And yes, who just happened to find this while looking into her. Like I said, I'm also a writer and I've faced similar ridicule at the hands of trolls like you on the internet. It's really uncool because it is here for everyone to see. IDK why you think that's acceptable behavior. Why would anyone join into this? And why is it so unrealistic that I'm not her.
 
Well, Gloria Tesch is practically unknown outside of this forum and some small circles of internet critics. Which is what aroused our suspicions, see. Lots of people say lots of negative shit about lots of people on this site and on the internet at large. And since you just joined today and seemed to join for the express purpose of jumping to the defence of someone whom you claim you don't know personally and whom you should otherwise have probably never heard of... yeah, it's not a stretch to assume that you are she.
But by all means, let us assume that you aren't.
As a "fellow young author", why do you care? Have you ever read Maradonia, because I have. From cover to soulless, insipid cover. And you aren't a fan because no one is actually fan. We on this site are just about the truest and most loyal fans Gloria Tesch has. Drink us in.
As a "young fellow author" myself, let me give you some free advice; write your stuff, don't be afraid to take criticism, edit-edit-edit, and let Gloria deal with her own. She's a grown ass woman who has managed to ignore us this long.
I'm sure she's fine.

This comes up when you google her ya know. But that's besides the point. I care because I've been though the same thing and it upsets me when I see it being done to others. Her name had been thrown at me on a site where someone does sporkings and that's how I got here. I hadn't never heard of her before today, but I don't know her, I'm in no way affiliated with her, and if I didn't think you were all creepy scumbags I would tell you my name to prove it. But alas.
 
Well, Gloria Tesch is practically unknown outside of this forum and some small circles of internet critics. Which is what aroused our suspicions, see. Lots of people say lots of negative shit about lots of people on this site and on the internet at large. And since you just joined today and seemed to join for the express purpose of jumping to the defence of someone whom you claim you don't know personally and whom you should otherwise have probably never heard of... yeah, it's not a stretch to assume that you are she.
But by all means, let us assume that you aren't.

Another point is this: There are other lolcow authors on this site, and yet it's the hill of Tesch that you will fight and die upon.

This comes up when you google her ya know. But that's besides the point. I care because I've been though the same thing and it upsets me when I see it being done to others. Her name had been thrown at me on a site where someone does sporkings and that's how I got here. I hadn't never heard of her before today, but I don't know her, I'm in no way affiliated with her, and if I didn't think you were all creepy scumbags I would tell you my name to prove it. But alas.

Point two is this: You claim to be a young author, but your grasp of the English language is poor at best. Hadn't never? But alas?
 
Happy? I quoted. Jeeze.
It just makes it easier to know who you're actually speaking to don you think?

And yes, who just happened to find this while looking into her.
You say you're a young author and you write that poorly? You got a lot to learn there honey. Pay more attention in school.

Like I said, I'm also a writer and I've faced similar ridicule at the hands of trolls like you on the internet.
Here's the thing, a "troll" is not somebody who disagrees with you, says bad things about you, argues with you or does anything of that nature. No. A troll is somebody who deliberately causes a fuss in order to attract flames, kinda like what you're doing now.

Had we gone onto Glo-Glo's channel and made fun of her singing, or her acting, or said things nasty to her on her Instagram and stuff like that for the express purpose of getting a rise out of her and seeing if she'll chimp out then we'd be trolling. Until then, we're just commenting and making snide remarks. It's kinda what we do.

It's really uncool because it is here for everyone to see. IDK why you think that's acceptable behavior. Why would anyone join into this? And why is it so unrealistic that I'm not her.
Yes it is unrealistic and I'll tell you why.

1) She's not really well known, except in her own mind.
2) She's not really very good, except in her own mind.
3) She attracts only a niche following, the majority of which are detractors or thirsty men hoping that she will pay attention to them.
4) While young authors might be willing to stick together out of solidarity, she wouldn't return the compliment because in her mind she is the only young author out there worth mentioning.
5) Googling "Gloria Tesch" we're literally at the bottom of the first page after her Twatter, Amazon.com, two goodreads reviews of her terrible work, SwankIvy's takedown of her, her actual website and the top of the list is the Encyclopedia Dramatica page for her. And you want us to believe that you just happened to come here out of all those other places and decide to create an account to say what awful people we are? Sorry, but that's really straining credulity when you would have to bypass all those others to get here.

tl;dr - if you're not Glo-Glo then you're still a liar and somehow connected to her.
 
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Another point is this: There are other lolcow authors on this site, and yet it's the hill of Tesch that you will fight and die upon.



Point two is this: You claim to be a young author, but your grasp of the English language is poor at best. Hadn't never? But alas?
*Hadn't ever
and what about "but alas" I was just ending it rather vague. And I'm not here to talk about me or be graded on my "grasp of the English language". As I said, I had this name thrown at me and personally connect with her here. That's actually not really any of your business.
 
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