Three Musketeers (2023) Duology

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Got this video recomended, a new movie with the four lads.

Do you guys have any hope and are the staff behind it any good?

THE THREE MUSKETEERS Trailer (2023)

Official The Three Musketeers: D'Artagnan Movie Trailer 2023 | Subscribe ➤ https://abo.yt/ki | François Civil Movie Trailer | Theaters: 2023 | More https://K...

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[ZMOT]

>those comments

mite b good since it's not modern hollywood and the french usually take care of their own stuff, so we'll see.

however this one still has a special place in my heart, as silly as it was:

 

[UnKillFill]

If it's a duology, they should call the sequel, "Milky Way."

 

[Fascist Frederick]

If it's a duology, they should call the sequel, "Milky Way."

That made me snickers.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

ew france

 

[Pixy]

where's the muskets

 

[King George III]

Where are the niggos? This is the 3rd decade of the 21st century, and everything must have wall-to-wall niggos.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

The quality of modern movies is inversely proportional to the ratio of niggers in it.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

So, any musketeer film has tanked for the last two decades.

HONOR ROLL for the one with airships and Christoph Waltz being embarrassing.

Hollywood is my favorite lolcow.

 

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>those comments

mite b good since it's not modern hollywood and the french usually take care of their own stuff, so we'll see.

however this one still has a special place in my heart, as silly as it was:

I thought I watched this one but the one I remember the most when young was the Man in the Iron Mask. Which was great

Man in the Iron Mask (1998) | Official Trailer | MGM Studios

The former musketeer Athos (John Malkovich) swears vengeance after despotic King Louis XIV (Leonardo DiCaprio) causes the death of his son. Summoning his old...

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[Crex Crex]

>Eva Green

Spoiler

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

It looks book accurate, I don't see any race/gender swapping, and didn't appear to have a political message. And it's got Eva Green and Vincent Cassel, I'm into it so far.

Alexandre Dumas is basically a national hero and the French don't tolerate historic cultural destruction the way Americans do (just current rape and destruction). So it likely won't be woke. In addition to that, Dumas was himself a PoC. He was the son of one of France's most famous generals during Napoleon's reign, Thomas-Alexandre Dumas, the son of a Haitian slave and a French nobleman. It likely wouldn't go over well for white studios to change the story of a black man.

 

[Kerr Avon]

>those comments

mite b good since it's not modern hollywood and the french usually take care of their own stuff, so we'll see.

however this one still has a special place in my heart, as silly as it was:

At least McGann didn't gave to Don that red wig when he was in da Beeb'a Musketeers series from ~10 ? Years ago

My personal favorite has to be '73

Michael York

 

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At least McGann didn't gave to Don that red wig when he was in da Beeb'a Musketeers series from ~10 ? Years ago

My personal favorite has to be '73

Michael York

Speaking of Michael York.

 

[DankSmoker]

So, any musketeer film has tanked for the last two decades.

HONOR ROLL for the one with airships and Christoph Waltz being embarrassing.

Hollywood is my favorite lolcow.

I quite enjoyed the bit where pigeons shit on James Cordon.