Thunderstorms, Tornadoes, Blizzards, Derecho's and other storms thread. - Share your storm experiences here.

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I noticed there wasn't a thread dedicated to documenting and sperging about God's almighty wrath so I decided to make one.
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This was a thunderstorm that happened in May 26, 2018 and it's a pretty good one too.

As Summer is coming towards to northern hemisphere, people begin to be seeing more storms come to their area. So enjoy the best of it while it lasts.
 
I've spent an entire road trip getting chased by a tornado. And that was just a few days after the big one that obliterated Joplin, MO. Saw a stop sign get bent 90 degrees as we were passing through the St. Louis area.

There was also one here in the middle of the night last June.
 
Jarrell in 1997 was something else. That tornado was IMO the objectively worst one we've seen, I think it even would have easily topped Guin had it hit more populated areas....you could see how violent this was going to be even when it was just a rope. Some great footage has been rediscovered in recent years, especially the transition from rope to that grinding F5 wedge. Three absolutely incredible videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTYHP5_dxh4

El Reno in 2013 was a beast due to its sheer size but Jarrell is just different. Totally went against all conventional thinking around tornadoes.
 
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Jarrell in 1997 was something else. That tornado was IMO the objectively worst one we've seen, I think it even would have easily topped Guin had it hit more populated areas....you could see how violent this was going to be even when it was just a rope. Some great footage has been rediscovered in recent years, especially the transition from rope to that grinding F5 wedge. Three absolutely incredible videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTYHP5_dxh4

El Reno in 2013 was a beast due to its sheer size but Jarrell is just different. Totally went against all conventional thinking around tornadoes.
Wow, it's been 10 years since El Reno and Moore. Time flies.
 
2023 will be a good year for storms. I predict one EF5 tornado in the midwest and a stronger than usual hurricane in the gulf or south atlantic. Let's get this party started.
 
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Wow, it's been 10 years since El Reno and Moore. Time flies.
It sure does, I think that period from the late 90's until early 10's was one of the most intensely active periods for violent tornadoes in North America for the past few centuries. There's no doubt in my mind we saw some true 1-in-1,000 year tornadoes during this period.

The Super Outbreak of 1i974 and Tri-State Outbreak of 1925 were objectively worse in terms of deaths and injuries but they also didn't have 50-100 years of further understanding about tornadoes and construction. El Reno is an absolute beast in terms of size and appearance...I'm convinced the entire mesocyclone touched down with that one.

2023 will be a good year for storms. I predict one EF5 tornado in the midwest and a stronger than usual hurricane in the gulf or south atlantic. Let's get this party started.
This was probably the mildest winter following a hot summer I've seen in Ohio since the late 1990s, I'm thinking you're right about this tornado season. Much more moisture in the air and ground and the buffering effects of the Great Lakes being unfrozen all winter means more humid and water-saturated cold fronts moving south. Some of the mulberries and other forest/scrub bushes are opening up already, which is exceptionally rare here.

Moore and Jarrell, as well as the Cincinnati tornado all happened under similar circumstances in 1997-1999. If you live in Tornado Alley or Dixie Alley be careful out there this spring and summer.
 
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I've lived in the Midwest for 35 years and have luckily never been seriously threatened by a tornado.

I had pretty crippling storm anxiety as a kid. The EAS announcements on the TV and radio freaked me the fuck out (they still kind of do to be honest). My dad was usually drunk during storm warnings as well because his work crew would take the day off and spend it in the bar if bad weather was forecasted. When he was drunk he would do shit like go outside and mow the lawn when the tornado sirens were going off just to spite my mom because he knew it would piss her off. It also terrified me and I would beg him while sobbing not to do it. My dad is an interesting man.

As an adult I don't really give a shit.

EDIT: I forgot that my car was borderline totaled by baseball sized hail back in 2018 during the six months I lived in Denver. That was pretty nuts. Insurance company cut me a check for $5,000 though which was based. Never got the damaged fixed besides replacing the windshield.
 
I've never been in a tornado, thank God, but they've always interested me. In my opinion the most fascinating one is the previously mentioned 2013 EF3 in El Reno, Oklahoma which occurred almost two years to the day of the EF5 they were hit by in 2011.

The sheer size (the widest recorded tornado to date,) but more importantly the rapid expansion and erratic movement of it is what's so scary; had it not been in a pretty open area it would've easily been classified as an EF5. This is the same tornado that killed storm chaser Tim Samaras, one of his sons and two others from their team (accounting for half of the overall fatalities from the tornado.) In roughly half a minute it more than doubled its mile wide size.
 
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I've never been in a tornado, thank God, but they've always interested me. In my opinion the most fascinating one is the previously mentioned 2013 EF3 in El Reno, Oklahoma which occurred almost two years to the day of the EF5 they were hit by in 2011.

The sheer size (the widest recorded tornado to date,) but more importantly the rapid expansion and erratic movement of it is what's so scary; had it not been in a pretty open area it would've easily been classified as an EF5. This is the same tornado that killed storm chaser Tim Samaras, one of his sons and two others from their team (accounting for half of the overall fatalities from the tornado.) In roughly half a minute it more than doubled its mile wide size.
I've heard one of the reasons the aforementioned Joplin tornado was so deadly is because a lot of people ignored the warnings and didn't take shelter.

I've come to hate the pervasiveness of normalcy bias. It can literally get people killed.
As an adult I don't really give a shit.
My first tornado warning experience happened when I was at school. My mom was out of town and my dad was at work, so I had to ride home and take shelter with my neighbors.

Nothing was damaged except 11-year-old Meat's psyche. Tornadoes were my worst fear for years.

Thankfully, I'm not as terrified of them as an adult, but I do take them seriously. When it happens, I'm usually the one pushing to get everyone to stop fucking around and hunker down.
 
Back in 2017, I experienced a microburst for the first time. It was strange and horrifying. It caused a four-day power outage too.

Have you guys ever had a microburst in your neighborhood?
 
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This was probably the mildest winter following a hot summer I've seen in Ohio since the late 1990s, I'm thinking you're right about this tornado season.
Late Fall/Winter have been exceptionally active in the Deep South given how many Moderate risk days were issued since November. There was at least one a month every month thus far, and I think this month in particular has had at least 3 so far.

Back in 2017, I experienced a microburst for the first time. It was strange and horrifying. It caused a four-day power outage too.

Have you guys ever had a microburst in your neighborhood?
Microbursts are pretty scary given the sheer concentration of the damaging winds. It's like Mother Nature can go "Fuck this spot in particular" with more pinpoint precision than a tornado.

There was apparently one near my city a few months back, but only on one side of town and it didn't affect other parts, thankfully. Absolute worst I've seen was 90 MPH straight-line winds back in 2019 or so, which absolutely fucked some inner city neighborhoods and caused a damaged tree to pull down an entire power pole near where I live, which resulted in a similar four-day outage. We since invested in a generator – particularly moreso because even before that incident, my local power company had been getting very spotty about keeping trees from growing into lines, which resulted in frequent power outages in the years leading up to 2019, usually lasting anywhere from 2-8 hours.
 
Lived in Omaha for a year as a cheeselet when dad was stationed there, I remember one tornado event where mom put all three of us girls in the bathtub and threw several blankets over us. No basements in the base housing. Scary, but sort of exciting to a nine year old.
Year after we left, a tornado wiped out parts of Omaha.

Every so often, there's tornado alerts to just the north of us, around Chico and Oroville. Something about the geography in that part of the Sacramento Valley is perfect for spawning small twisters.
They seldom do much damage, but still interesting to see.
 
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I'll be damned. It's been over a year since the last High risk issued, and I don't think there's ever been split High risk areas delineated like this before.

Today might be one of those momentous weather days. Worth keeping an eye on, especially if you live in any of the affected areas.

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Couple of PDS Tornado Watches currently active as well. Craziness.

Texas Storm Chasers currently has a few guys livestreaming out in Illinois, looking to chase some storms:
 
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I've experienced two tornadoes. The first was an EF3 that tore through the 38k-person town I lived near and went to school in. I was in preschool at the time, this would've been 2005 or 2006. The preschool I went to was about 200 yards north of a small university. The tornado touched down in the center of town and immediately went north towards my preschool. Yeah, I can remember shit from back then.

The way our tornado plan went, we would go out into the hallway and take cover. The entrance to the school faced the path of the tornado. We watched as the tornado approached and tore up shit around it, mostly trees. At one point, a tomato from the nearby farmer's market got thrown and splattered against the glass door at the entrance. Jokes were made about this afterwards.

Right as the tornado struck the concrete wall at the southern end of the university building, it started roping. This is where the tornado starts to lose force, thinning out like a string of angel hair and bending. Within seconds, it dissipated before our very eyes. Cool shit, huh?

On a related note, I kinda sperg out about outdoor warning sirens (air raid sirens, tornado sirens, whatever you want to call them). My town had a system of Thunderbolts at the time. Here's one in a private collection on a shorter standpipe:
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The second tornado was an EF0 that passed through a field across the road from my house. All it did was tear up a 10-yard stretch of grass and knock down a dead tree. This was in 2018 and I was 17 at the time.
 
I've experienced two tornadoes. The first was an EF3 that tore through the 38k-person town I lived near and went to school in. I was in preschool at the time, this would've been 2005 or 2006. The preschool I went to was about 200 yards north of a small university. The tornado touched down in the center of town and immediately went north towards my preschool. Yeah, I can remember shit from back then.

The way our tornado plan went, we would go out into the hallway and take cover. The entrance to the school faced the path of the tornado. We watched as the tornado approached and tore up shit around it, mostly trees. At one point, a tomato from the nearby farmer's market got thrown and splattered against the glass door at the entrance. Jokes were made about this afterwards.
Some school's tornado safety plans are fairly retarded. I know mine were.

In elementary school, our tornado safety plan was much the same – pile all of us into the hallways and get into the position against the walls. In high school, on a particularly risky day, they piled us into an auditorium and told us to take cover under the chairs if a tornado hit.

These are probably two of the most dangerous places to take cover in a tornado situation. In the first case, look up any video clip of a tornado tearing through a school and you'll realize those long, narrow hallways are basically wind tunnels when they have any kind of high wind or tornadic storm bearing down on them. If you don't get slung from one end of the hall to the other, you'll probably get fucked up by all the debris that storm will be knocking loose from every which way. Auditoriums in general are also bad ideas because they're big, wide open interiors and not really structurally stable. That roof with all of its heavy equipment will probably be coming down on your head, more likely than not, and if not that, the walls coming in, or anything even barely loose inside the structure is just going to turn into something like a "rocks in a blender" type situation, and you're the squishy meat in the middle of it.

Not gonna lie, it kinda spooks me later in life now that I know just how unsafe the tornado safety plans were in school.

Another update regarding today:
Tornado Emergency currently in Iowa.
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That correlation coefficient highlight is some seriously nasty business. Looks like some fairly significant rotation. Could be a rather sizeable debris ball on radar (i.e., debris being lofted into the atmosphere, so this would be stuff being flung together all at once several feet into the sky).

Just so everyone knows, be wary of any reports going out about EF damage until the NWS has conducted a survey in that particular area. Putting it simply, Enhanced Fujita is measured by formally observed damage of tornadoes AFTER the fact, and not DURING an active tornado.
 
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