Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[MunsterCheese]

To the absolute retard that made the fake call to swat Tim: I hope it was worth committing a federal crime punishable with up to 20 years in jail. Hope you have a plane ticket to a country with no extradition treaty handy, start running.

Assholes such as Ian Miles Cheong have swatted people before without consequences since they live in other nations.

 

[Full Race Replay]

"We did it reddit!" -Kiwifarms, maybe

 

[Formica Sample]

And he kept bragging about how many guns they have. STOP DOING THAT! You're not scaring off internet trolls. You're just making the government be a little bit more suspicious.

Bitch, don't get my hopes up like that. Ruby Ridge 2.0 kicking off because of Tim fucking Pool would be amazing. You know he'd be livestreaming as much of it as humanly possible. Imagine the pure insanity.

People would be betting on which member of Tim's circle is going to get sniped first, who's going to mentally snap, or who will be the first to start a fistfight. Farmers would all be watching it together and live reacting, in a nice community bonding experience.

I don't know. Tim seems absurdly distrustful of police. It honestly looked like he was more upset that the police didn't obey his door mats than he did that someone tried to murder him via cop.

Everyone should be distrustful of the police.

 

[Retink]

Small thing, but it's massive if you notice it.

Tim made his girlfriend the COO of his company? Holy shit, the idiot just created a massive powderkeg sitting under his ass if that's true.

Sounds like it, but with Tim everyone is a manager or chief of something. Andreas, the weird fucker who can't even squat (as in he had to be taught on camera how to squat down into a sitting position) is CSO according to his resume. Tim's sister is property manager of one location, the other girl is property manager of one of the locations. Tim's brother was owner of Subverse/SCNR which turned into a thing. The list just goes on, Tim is retarded when it comes to business.

 

[DumbassRecords]

I do not know Tim Pool. Who he is or what he does. Swatting is fucked up and retarded. The /pol/-cel either lied about his name or is retarded enough to give his name. If its the latter, enjoy assrape in prison you dumb ape.

 

[Formica Sample]

Small thing, but it's massive if you notice it.

Tim made his girlfriend the COO of his company? Holy shit, the idiot just created a massive powderkeg sitting under his ass if that's true.

Yeah, that one caught me off guard. Has Tim even mentioned he has a girlfriend before now?

Sounds like it, but with Tim everyone is a manager or chief of something. Andreas, the weird fucker who can't even squat (as in he had to be taught on camera how to squat down into a sitting position) is CSO according to his resume. Tim's sister is property manager of one location, the other girl is property manager of one of the locations. Tim's brother was owner of Subverse/SCNR which turned into a thing. The list just goes on, Tim is retarded when it comes to business.

To me, that says he can't get anyone else to work for him. Are there really that many genuinely qualified people who would jump at the opportunity to be employed under Tim Pool? Or maybe his paranoia won't let him hire someone he doesn't know. Or maybe he pays his family and friends less than he would pay a professional.

Or maybe he's an idiot. Take your pick.

 

[Retink]

Everyone should be distrustful of the police.

There's a vast difference between being distrustful and antagonistic. A good example of the two is Nathan Debruin (photo chad) being distrustful while Drew Hernandez (Tim's buddy) being antagonistic when on the witness stand. One was just stating their perspective, the other was actively being hostile, and I think Tim tends to be more antagonistic for no reason.

To me, that says he can't get anyone else to work for him. Are there really that many genuinely qualified people who would jump at the opportunity to be employed under Tim Pool? Or maybe his paranoia won't let him hire someone he doesn't know. Or maybe he pays his family and friends less than he would pay a professional.

Or maybe he's an idiot. Take your pick.

Any prestige job probably has more applicants than they know what to do with, even ones willing to work for less than market rates. I get Tim isn't the highest of prestige jobs, but he falls in that realm of being about a cause (politics of any kind will do this), having some level of celebrity, and a "fun" work place with a skate park and the like. If Tim really wanted to put in the effort, he could probably find really good employees from his pool of viewers, and it looks like he found some on the more technical side but you don't see them on camera and they tend to be more reserved.

Where he fucks up is he hires friends and family with little to no qualifications and hopes it just works out. A lot of the people also seem to be from Vice, such as Rocco, Ian's ex, etc. Tim is just shit at business outside of the small scope of social media he understands. Staffing is hard, but Tim had the opportunity to really be successful at it and he decided to fuck it up.

 

[LeChampion1992]

Swatting is so ridiculous like how the hell is the situation so bad in our world police can bee fooled into bull-rushing into an unknown scenario? I mean like or hate who you want but why be so shook as to try to get them in trouble or killed because they don’t agree with you or because of ‘the lulz’.

Swatting is an effective tactic alot of hackers/bitter people will use swatting as a way to get back at some griefer or get back at some e-celeb. There are plenty of bitter, angry, resentful in this world.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

The doormat thing is really ironic because Tim is an intellectual doormat

 

[High Tea]

Tim was blessed with a new grift and a distraction from his Jack Murphy friendship. How convenient.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

The cops all had beanies too. Is that the real reason Tim didn't get shot? Because of his balding privilege?

 

[Random Internet Person]

Oh, so a high school dropout doesn't understand that his doormat isn't a shield against exigent circumstances? Go figure.

Someone watched too much Law and Order.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

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Please tell me this is a parody.

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Because that was a joke. Or someone at Google really hates Beanie Boy.

 

[oilpan]

Tim was blessed with a new grift and a distraction from his Jack Murphy friendship. How convenient.

This is not good for timmy. He may now lose many high profile guests and now he will have to improve security.

 

[NoddingOut]

Word in the hood is that all was left after police burst in and opened fire was a smouldering beanie.

Wanna know the worst part? It took over an hour for a new Tim Pool to grow out of the bottom.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I hope it was a leftie calling it in because I can think of nothing more funny than some spergy communist tranny typing ACAB all day then trying kill some dude via cop.

Also, did you guys know gamefaqs has a political board? Searching Tim Pool swat brought me to a place that might be the most retarded place on earth.

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>Tim Pool
>Dangerous

Tim Pool is so not-dangerous that he lives in the middle of nowhere out of reach of anybody that might create cause for him to shoot in self defense, hence the reason for swatting his house. What are the odds than an Antifag made the call? Rando Antifag is higher on my list of potentials than anyone in Tim Pool's inner circle for suspects.

 

[HerptyDerpty]

Given the amount of silence from Timmy I suspect he is running full interference for Goldman... this will give Goldman enough time to wallow into a hole of obscurity and dildo-ride his remaining days (hopefully) under the radar, ultimately avoiding any neck-roping. Very sneaky.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

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Didn't follow this thread so maybe it was already posted but the mortgage asssociated with the property shows:

Sorry Tim but you should've asked me how to conceal this better. Amateur move, the trust ain't gonna help you when you sign the mortgage under your name. This is publicly viewable by anyone, as long as you have the knowledge, which I do very much in-depth. If you wish to conceal your property ownership, you should do everything you can not to have your name on any of the docs. You can't really get around it when you have a mortgage that'll require your signature, which legally must be recorded with the county or municipality (depending on the state). I don't hate Tim, I ignore him, I wish him well but security through obscurity faces these kinds of problems. I'd advise moving to a gated community of some sort. Won't completely protect you but will make it harder for someone to drive by.

 

[High Tea]

This is not good for timmy. He may now lose many high profile guests and now he will have to improve security.

High profile individuals rally to swatted streamers because they fear the same happening to them. If guests are afraid, they will appear via zoom. Tim solidifies support and the press grows his brand. Free speech absolutists will watch his show because the swatting gives the impression that Tim's speech is dangerous truth and someone is trying to stifle it.

Edit - You are right about security. He will spend a fortune on it. He's very paranoid.

 

[MunsterCheese]

@Harbinger of Kali Yuga Tim invites many guests over including some who do not necessarily like Tim Pool and his politics. In addition, they are recording videos of his entire complex. There is no way Tim expected to keep his new location secret forever.