Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Does Paypal cost anything? Tim is going to start paying $20 a month, plus an additional fee on each transaction, to get money.

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What the hell is this? "Flat-rate pricing keeps it simple with no monthly surcharges". What do you call the 19.90 a month then?

I was interested in the 24/7 merchant support feature, because I know people who work at call centers and it is an expensive and shrinking industry. The Learn More page says you get support "via Live Chat or phone, whatever works for you", but I searched this website top to bottom and there is no phone number anywhere to call.

This seems like a really sketchy business.
 
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Lord of the Incels said:
Alex has derailed the show with a 30 minute conversation about whether the moon landing was faked. I'm almost positive he's fucking with Tim and Tim hasn't realized it yet.
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Look, I ain’t saying the moon landing was faked, but the moon landing occurred around the same time that Operation Northwoods was being proposed. If the US govt would even consider murdering US citizens for the purposes of starting a war with Cuba, do you really think it’s that crazy to think that they would put on a little show on a soundstage to get closer to winning the Cold War and asserting dominance over the USSR?
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:

Tim is joining Parallel Economy.




Does Paypal cost anything? Tim is going to start paying $20 a month, plus an additional fee on each transaction, to get money.



What the hell is this? "Flat-rate pricing keeps it simple with no monthly surcharges". What do you call the 19.90 a month then?

I was interested in the 24/7 merchant support feature, because I know people who work at call centers and it is an expensive and shrinking industry. The Learn More page says you get support "via Live Chat or phone, whatever works for you", but I searched this website top to bottom and there is no phone number anywhere to call.

This seems like a really sketchy business.
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I think Paypal is like 5% of whatever you withdraw from them. They certainly don't charge $20 a month.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:

Tim is joining Parallel Economy.




Does Paypal cost anything? Tim is going to start paying $20 a month, plus an additional fee on each transaction, to get money.



What the hell is this? "Flat-rate pricing keeps it simple with no monthly surcharges". What do you call the 19.90 a month then?

I was interested in the 24/7 merchant support feature, because I know people who work at call centers and it is an expensive and shrinking industry. The Learn More page says you get support "via Live Chat or phone, whatever works for you", but I searched this website top to bottom and there is no phone number anywhere to call.

This seems like a really sketchy business.
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This is a good business move for Tim. CheckMyAds has been after Tim for over a year. These bitches got Dan Bongino and dozens of people and businesses de platformed, demonetized, etc. Started out Soro's backed and grew into a giant marketing scam complete with email lists to join so they can send you templates of the next target to get banned, canceled, etc.
Bongino partnered with a bunch of backers and Rumble now has a stake in Parallel Economy, Not sketchy, just new.
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Best part is a mass email campaign or twitter campaign will not work with the Parallel Economy. They will not be bullied into dropping you as a customer. Paypal CC co's ban wrong thinkers from using their processing services over 3-4 tweets sometimes.

What is ParallelEconomy.com?
 
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Ostertoasted said:
This is a good business move for Tim. CheckMyAds has been after Tim for over a year. These birches got Dan Bongino and dozens of people and businesses de platformed, demonetized, etc. Started out Soro's backed and grew into a giant marketing scam complete with email lists to join so they can send you templates of the next target to get banned, canceled, etc.
They have been after Tim for over a year and they partner with shady fuckers that spread BS, lies, slander, etc. Bongino partnered with a bunch of backers and Rumble now has a stake in Parallel Economy, Not sketchy, just new.
“The J6” — the six loudest proponents of The Big Lie.
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Yes but if Tim is going to lose all his money because people refuse to support him, that is an indication that he should get a real job, not e-beg on a different platform until that platform caves to social pressure as well.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
Yes but if Tim is going to lose all his money because people refuse to support him, that is an indication that he should get a real job, not e-beg on a different platform until that platform caves to social pressure as well.
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Or just deliver on what he promised. Local news affiliates do a better job of journalism than he does.
 
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Yes but if Tim is going to lose all his money because people refuse to support him, that is an indication that he should get a real job, not e-beg on a different platform until that platform caves to social pressure as well.
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I dont know if being pressured by a Soros funded NGO into making him lose advertisers is the same as people turning their backs on them
 
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Chaos Theorist said:
I dont know if being pressured by a Soros funded NGO into making him lose advertisers is the same as people turning their backs on them
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Man, It would suck to have another retard kicked from youtube for having the wrong opinions, but it would be really funny to watch Tim having a meltdown like when Stefan Molyneux made a 3 hour video about how much of a non racist he was after being deplatformed, and how it was actually communism, not capitalism the responsible of having a corporation removing a tard for causing other corporations to pull ad money from its platform.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
His live reads remind me of old InfoWars. How long before he starts hocking water filters and bull hormones?
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he was already shilling food buckets for preppers a year or two ago. (archive of a post on Tim's instagram)
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any dietary supplement powders with "brain" in the name wouldn't fit Tim's brand, but I can't wait to see him try.
 
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"pro-choice" Tim with a hot new hypothetical:


has Tim ever come up with a hypothetical situation in which he says the woman (or 10-year-old child) should be allowed to have an abortion?
 
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