Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Johnny Salami]

The thing about Shapiro, is Shapiro knows how to provide value to people as talented as him. Tim on the other hand is scared to do so and regardless of the baggage Adam has Tim lost a golden opportunity to make Adam a different show on his network, because you could have fired the guy by giving him his own thing directly and never mentioned the word "fired".

I honestly thought Tim was trying to groom Adam into being a host at first. He went from relatively quiet to speaking up. Shame Tim can't stand the idea of someone upstaging him

Now with Tim, I can name most of the people on Tim's main show, but outside of that, I guess Sleepless?

I miss using the autism button
Regarding Ben Shapiro and the Daily Wire. Ben might be the face and his sister the milk but he hires someone else to run the business side of things. Tim doesn't realize how often the face of the company was usually the Vice President and the President was a boring business man who knew how to grow a business and grease some hands

 

[Wesley Willis]

Okay, Josh finally won the Great Troon War of 2022, so now I can post that Tim made a video on Sunday, which he has not done in two years or so at this point.

Now, this video is to plug his new song, which is fine. That makes perfect sense for him to do and is not lolcow worthy at all. What is lolcow worthy is that the first 10 minutes of this video talking about Only Ever Wanted are Tim complaining about people mocking his last music video, Will of the People, which came out two years ago. Even his response to Hasan Piker mocking it, he admits that Hasan put up this video months ago. This is not relevant to anything, Tim, walk away from your failures and embrace your victories, don't try and use your victories to somehow justify your failures.

But I love this cope from him in this video: "Will of the People has two million views on YouTube in two years. That is in line with all the top name brand bands."

That is bullshit. Now, I am no music expert. Basically the only band I listen to that is probably still active is Imagine Dragons. I am sure Imagine Dragons put out a song in 2020, so let's do this live to celebrate KiwiFarms back online. I did no research beforehand, let's go.

Imagine Dragons only put out 2 videos in all of 2020 on their main channel, shockingly. One of them is a song called Nothing Left to Say.

January 2020, and it has 71,836,738 views. Yeah, Tim. Two million views in two years, definitely comparable to the top name bands, on YouTube.

The other video they put out in December 2020, so it was released after Will of the People. This video is a cover they did of White Christmas, a song that everyone has heard a million times before and when you want nostalgia you go for the original, not a cover. How many views does it have? Survey says...

3,036,603 views. So even a shitty holiday cover by a band not known for any sort of Christian themes, a song which likely has very little play value outside the US because it is not only a Christian holiday song but a cover of a song made popular in the US alone, and it still has 50% as many views as your song about revolution. Cope, seethe and beanie more, you malding hapas twat.

Imagine Dragons are fucking Mormons dude.

 

[Retink]

I honestly thought Tim was trying to groom Adam into being a host at first. He went from relatively quiet to speaking up. Shame Tim can't stand the idea of someone upstaging him

I wouldn't have been surprised if that was the case at the time. I get Adam ended up being too much like The Quartering, but is that exactly a bad thing as a secondary host that brings in a more energized audience to his show than Tim does?

I miss using the autism button

I miss getting my 'tism badges, they sustain me and remind me of my super power.

Regarding Ben Shapiro and the Daily Wire. Ben might be the face and his sister the milk but he hires someone else to run the business side of things. Tim doesn't realize how often the face of the company was usually the Vice President and the President was a boring business man who knew how to grow a business and grease some hands

That's just business as a whole. I think Curtis Yarvin was the one who mentioned that the important thing many countries have is that they have two leadership positions for their country, one is the cool hipster the does public appearances and the other is the nerd who handles policy. Companies often do this as well, and it works rather well as there's the more front facing entity that makes all the social posts and then the back end expert that's either a COO, CFO, or just the "Operator" that functions as a tard wrangler after the fact. Tim seems to think you can have a tard farm without the wrangler.

And people can shift between optimistic tard and tard wrangler in different situations but it's important to define those situations for each party.

 

[murph]

I like Chicken City. It's relaxing to just watch chickens. It's far more entertaining than watching Tim but I have to give him props, that's a brilliant idea. I know I'm late but I'm the sort of person who likes to watch chickens.

 

[Unfun]

The thing about Shapiro, is Shapiro knows how to provide value to people as talented as him. Tim on the other hand is scared to do so and regardless of the baggage Adam has Tim lost a golden opportunity to make Adam a different show on his network, because you could have fired the guy by giving him his own thing directly and never mentioned the word "fired".

When I think of Daily Wire I can name most of the people despite not watching them really, Andrew Klavan, Matt Walsh, Jeremy Boring, Ben Shapiro, and I'm sure there are others but each of those are their own show. Now with Tim, I can name most of the people on Tim's main show, but outside of that, I guess Sleepless? I want to say the main guy on Pop Culture Crisis is Brett or Brian?

And I watched way more Tim products than Daily Wire products, and if not for Cast Castle I wouldn't know shit about anyone on his team. Hell, his tard hires like Rocco are probably his most famous right now.

Just from watching how Tim’s temper flares when a guest or crew member voices an opinion or valid argument that contradicts Tim’s narrative you know the guy is not pleasant to work for.

 

[quickthrowaway]

Tim Pool clutching his pearls about Sam Hyde.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Tim shills his stupid music, becomes a bitch regarding newsguard (he's the only one that cares), and does the stupid voice about how the FBI isn't looking into his swatting.
Says his job is really hard, and wonders how to reach normal people. Goes on his daily civil war and quit your jobs rant, and then says "Do something" (but only speak up)

 

[Blacklight]

Remember. Tim got so ass damaged about Muse making a music video with the same basic color gradient that he threatened to sue them for copyright infringement. This was also at the same time Tim tried to have legal action done against the creators of Subverse (The porn game, not his brother) for daring to use the same 'made-up' word as he did. He was so ass damaged that a porn game was able to ruin his SEO that he wanted to create another lolsuit between himself and smut peddlers..

Said smut peddlers then went on to create Dim Tool, the beanie selling lobster man in their game to mock Tim, which then made him even more pissed off on Twitter. So much so that he went on a massive rant, and then deleted it when everyone was mocking him for getting this mad at people who make sub-par 3D models grind against each other for money.

Also, question for you guys. Who's being more annoying with the self promoting bullshit? Beanie lord with his constant interjections of "buy my song." "Please buy my song." "Why won't the MSM cover my amazing song?" And acting like a jilted ex-lover towards the MSM or, Quarter Pounder? Remember guys, buy his Coffee Brand Coffee tm Don't pay attention to the disgusting packaging tools used in the shipping warehouse, and don't pay attention that the owner is some weird fucking leftist sex-pest and that the entire operation isn't owned by Jeremy like he said hundreds of times. Oh don't forget when Quarter Pounder illegally used The Angry Video Game Nerd's image to peddle his swill water.

 

[Unfun]

Remember. Tim got so ass damaged about Muse making a music video with the same basic color gradient that he threatened to sue them for copyright infringement. This was also at the same time Tim tried to have legal action done against the creators of Subverse (The porn game, not his brother) for daring to use the same 'made-up' word as he did. He was so ass damaged that a porn game was able to ruin his SEO that he wanted to create another lolsuit between himself and smut peddlers..

Said smut peddlers then went on to create Dim Tool, the beanie selling lobster man in their game to mock Tim, which then made him even more pissed off on Twitter. So much so that he went on a massive rant, and then deleted it when everyone was mocking him for getting this mad at people who make sub-par 3D models grind against each other for money.

Also, question for you guys. Who's being more annoying with the self promoting bullshit? Beanie lord with his constant interjections of "buy my song." "Please buy my song." "Why won't the MSM cover my amazing song?" And acting like a jilted ex-lover towards the MSM or, Quarter Pounder? Remember guys, buy his Coffee Brand Coffee tm Don't pay attention to the disgusting packaging tools used in the shipping warehouse, and don't pay attention that the owner is some weird fucking leftist sex-pest and that the entire operation isn't owned by Jeremy like he said hundreds of times. Oh don't forget when Quarter Pounder illegally used The Angry Video Game Nerd's image to peddle his swill water.

Tim is Quartering, plus five IQ points and he’s got a more successful business to show for it. But at least Jeremy has humility/self awareness (at least in comparison to Tim, very low bar to clear) and knows how to stay in his lane. That’s a tough call.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Tim is Quartering, plus five IQ points and he’s got a more successful business to show for it. But at least Jeremy has humility/self awareness (at least in comparison to Tim, very low bar to clear) and knows how to stay in his lane. That’s a tough call.

I guess I like Quarterpounder more, but that's because I see him as more pathetic for constantly social climbing than anything else.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

What da fuck Tim....

 

[LiquidKid]

I like Chicken City. It's relaxing to just watch chickens. It's far more entertaining than watching Tim but I have to give him props, that's a brilliant idea. I know I'm late but I'm the sort of person who likes to watch chickens.

Spoiler: Autism

You know, it may be my autism, but lately my go to viewing is this stream in Japan that just broadcasts the main entry street to kabukicho(the red light district that was also the inspiration for the Yakuza games.)
The cameras are attached to the second floor of a building, they have audio enables so you hear the people, music, cars, the commercials on the giant screen displaying ads, and even the hourly Godzilla. One stream shows the front, the other shows the back.(I display them next to each other in a second monitor so I can see the whole street,

It’s oddly relaxing to hear ambient city noise while also getting to glance at people going about their day. Some stop and wave at the camera, you can be terrified by cars swerving around pedestrians, and you can watch people trying to get customers for their restaurants. It’s wholesome in a way. My biggest complaint is that there is no equivalent anywhere else online. Every other city stream is at a shit angle, has not street audio, or isn’t in a place with high enough foot traffic to be engaging. The closest is the abbey road crossing cam, but that isn’t 24/7 like kabukicho and lacks the Audio.

If I had the resources Tim has, I’d set up an American equivalent to that in like time square or Las Vegas or something.

I guess I like Quarterpounder more, but that's because I see him as more pathetic for constantly social climbing than anything else.

I hate quarterpounder, but he seems genuine at least. And at bare minimum his shitty coffee he won’t stop shilling isn’t pretending to be the guiding light in a culture war. It’s just a bad coffee.

Tim is Quartering, plus five IQ points and he’s got a more successful business to show for it. But at least Jeremy has humility/self awareness (at least in comparison to Tim, very low bar to clear) and knows how to stay in his lane. That’s a tough call.

Tim is not smarter, he just plays the fearmongering better and has been at it for longer. If anything, the level of success Tim has vs the time it took is fairly bad for the channel growth.

Remember. Tim got so ass damaged about Muse making a music video with the same basic color gradient that he threatened to sue them for copyright infringement. This was also at the same time Tim tried to have legal action done against the creators of Subverse (The porn game, not his brother) for daring to use the same 'made-up' word as he did. He was so ass damaged that a porn game was able to ruin his SEO that he wanted to create another lolsuit between himself and smut peddlers..

Said smut peddlers then went on to create Dim Tool, the beanie selling lobster man in their game to mock Tim, which then made him even more pissed off on Twitter. So much so that he went on a massive rant, and then deleted it when everyone was mocking him for getting this mad at people who make sub-par 3D models grind against each other for money.

Also, question for you guys. Who's being more annoying with the self promoting bullshit? Beanie lord with his constant interjections of "buy my song." "Please buy my song." "Why won't the MSM cover my amazing song?" And acting like a jilted ex-lover towards the MSM or, Quarter Pounder? Remember guys, buy his Coffee Brand Coffee tm Don't pay attention to the disgusting packaging tools used in the shipping warehouse, and don't pay attention that the owner is some weird fucking leftist sex-pest and that the entire operation isn't owned by Jeremy like he said hundreds of times. Oh don't forget when Quarter Pounder illegally used The Angry Video Game Nerd's image to peddle his swill water.

Didn’t subverse get like 2 million euros on Kickstarter or something? I think that’s part of it. They made his entire income without even a product. Tim’s also like a mega incel, so 3D space porn probably bothers him too much.

As for your question, quartering going to super chats of every person in his “sektor” to shill his coffee, and buying ad space before Tim videos makes him more annoying. I never think about that man and never watch his stuff, but I have to constantly hear about him because of his shitty coffee. But like I said above, at least he’s not pretending it’ll save the west. I give credit when a shill acknowledges they’re just shilling.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Spoiler: Autism

You know, it may be my autism, but lately my go to viewing is this stream in Japan that just broadcasts the main entry street to kabukicho(the red light district that was also the inspiration for the Yakuza games.)
The cameras are attached to the second floor of a building, they have audio enables so you hear the people, music, cars, the commercials on the giant screen displaying ads, and even the hourly Godzilla. One stream shows the front, the other shows the back.(I display them next to each other in a second monitor so I can see the whole street,

It’s oddly relaxing to hear ambient city noise while also getting to glance at people going about their day. Some stop and wave at the camera, you can be terrified by cars swerving around pedestrians, and you can watch people trying to get customers for their restaurants. It’s wholesome in a way. My biggest complaint is that there is no equivalent anywhere else online. Every other city stream is at a shit angle, has not street audio, or isn’t in a place with high enough foot traffic to be engaging. The closest is the abbey road crossing cam, but that isn’t 24/7 like kabukicho and lacks the Audio.

If I had the resources Tim has, I’d set up an American equivalent to that in like time square or Las Vegas or something.

I hate quarterpounder, but he seems genuine at least. And at bare minimum his shitty coffee he won’t stop shilling isn’t pretending to be the guiding light in a culture war. It’s just a bad coffee.



Tim is not smarter, he just plays the fearmongering better and has been at it for longer. If anything, the level of success Tim has vs the time it took is fairly bad for the channel growth.




Didn’t subverse get like 2 million euros on Kickstarter or something? I think that’s part of it. They made his entire income without even a product. Tim’s also like a mega incel, so 3D space porn probably bothers him too much.

As for your question, quartering going to super chats of every person in his “sektor” to shill his coffee, and buying ad space before Tim videos makes him more annoying. I never think about that man and never watch his stuff, but I have to constantly hear about him because of his shitty coffee. But like I said above, at least he’s not pretending it’ll save the west. I give credit when a shill acknowledges they’re just shilling.

Tim being a low-key racist incel who genuinely hates rich people just because they're rich and wants to tax people as an equalizer rather than to pay for anything specific is the funniest thing about him. Because he tries so hard to hide all of it so the one or two times a month that it busts out is that much more out of character

 

[LiquidKid]

Tim being a low-key racist incel who genuinely hates rich people just because they're rich and wants to tax people as an equalizer rather than to pay for anything specific is the funniest thing about him. Because he tries so hard to hide all of it so the one or two times a month that it busts out is that much more out of character

My favorite was the “GameStop rebellion” where he was clearly trying to keep himself from masturbating over his belief that it was political when everyone on the wall street bets Reddit made it clear it was just the smartest way to make a quick buck.

Tim of course being retsrded at making a quick buck, just look at his Twitter stock purchase. He was so excited to get a tiny portion of Elon money

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Celebrity: This world, right? Ha ha. Crazy stuff. Always feel lucky to be in the moment. Never know what is going to happen, just happy to be alive and hope it stays that way in the future.

Tim Pool: BREAKING NEWS! FAGGY CELEB SAYS WORLD IS GONNA END AND THAT ALL BEANIES WILL BE OUTLAWED. But seriously, it's crazy! Crazy times we live in, right? And, to be honest, I agree with him!

 

[The Tall Man]

Where do they make people like Tim Pool and Joe Rogan?
Do you have to be a manlet to become an Esalen Institute approved cyber shaman?
They both got big by youtube recommending them everywhere.
They pretty much follow the exact same formula of speaking.

This world, right? Ha ha. Crazy stuff. Always feel lucky to be in the moment.

this could have been said by Joe Rogan

It always amazes me how people love to ignore how astroturfed their accession to prominence was.

Tim Pool is your Joe Rogan for news commentary.
Does anyone have a sponsor list of Tim, would be interesting, especially if he is also sponsored by 23&me

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Tim mentions us by name, calls us "Kivi Farms".

He's so informed and smart. And go figure, that fuck head advocates for free speech until she gets fucked with. Then her conservative self aligns with trannies

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Where do they make people like Tim Pool and Joe Rogan?
Do you have to be a manlet to become an Esalen Institute approved cyber shaman?
They both got big by youtube recommending them everywhere.
They pretty much follow the exact same formula of speaking.

this could have been said by Joe Rogan

It always amazes me how people love to ignore how astroturfed their accession to prominence was.

Tim Pool is your Joe Rogan for news commentary.
Does anyone have a sponsor list of Tim, would be interesting, especially if he is also sponsored by 23&me

Joe Rogan had a TV show. That's miles different.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I've been saying this shit for years. KF is just US Magazine for millennials.

Where are my 15 tips to drive my man wild?!

 

[Retink]

Where are my 15 tips to drive my man wild?!

Beauty Parlor.