Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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How is Tim's viewer retention doing? Is he growing as a channel? Shrinking? Stagnant?
I notice talk about him in the last month or two has really dropped off.
Probably stagnant IRL. It's not actually an election year, so uninitiated normies aren't looking for political news while even his long time viewers find his narcissism overbearing.
 
Tim and company are very concerned that the “establishment” is going to put Trump in jail and kill him before the election, Ian says that people are watching the show awaiting instructions on what to do to save Trump. Tim jokes that the way to save Trump is to buy his coffee.



🤔 After thinking about it it’s not a joke at all! The way to show the deep state that they can’t kill Trump and get away with it is to buy Tim’s shitty coffee and shitty music. That is right, the evil “globalists” will cancel Operation: Kill Trump if they see people are buying Tim’s coffee and listening to his shitty music.


 

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How is Tim's viewer retention doing? Is he growing as a channel? Shrinking? Stagnant?
I notice talk about him in the last month or two has really dropped off.
Having a look at Timcast IRL's Social Blade, it appears he has been losing viewers, but still gaining subscribers.
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Tim and company are very concerned that the “establishment” is going to put Trump in jail and kill him before the election, Ian says that people are watching the show awaiting instructions on what to do to save Trump. Tim jokes that the way to save Trump is to buy his coffee.

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🤔 After thinking about it it’s not a joke at all! The way to show the deep state that they can’t kill Trump and get away with it is to buy Tim’s shitty coffee and shitty music. That is right, the evil “globalists” will cancel Operation: Kill Trump if they see people are buying Tim’s coffee and listening to his shitty music.


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Beat me to the punch on this one. Tim seems to imagine if his coffee consortium & skate park take off, it shall result in a grand cultural revolution. Instead, it is fueling Tim's arrested development.



Having some trouble enbedding the video, so here is the direct link.

Tim had Anna Perez, host of Wrong Think, as the guest.
Ian & Luke were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Ian is glad to see people risking their lives by standing up to the establishment. If only some people would do more than just make a giant skate park with his money:


-Tim has taken the Swift Shot, & says Taylor Swift made questioning George Soros acceptable & not anti-semitic:


-Tim claims that when his publicist reached out to entertainment reporters to cover their music, the reply was "Fuck you". Tim refuses to name names, or provide evidence of said replies, under the cover of legal reasons:


-Tim's latent consoomerism comes to the fore, by saying Dana White pushing Bud Light is good & that it sponsoring UFC is a win. Ian says Bud Light is owned by a Belgian company, & these statements about the company "aligning" with patriotism is disingenuous, because "it serves the Belgians":


-The panel turns on Tim, saying supporting Bud Light, now, is not good. When Tim uses an analogy of a village surrending to you, Ian notes that you may not be able to trust the villagers, you may need to "remove" the traitorous ones, or enslave them to ensure they work to your ends. Luke says Bill Gates bought a slew of Anheuser-Busch stock & looks to profit from it. Anna says destroying Bud Light may be needed to send a message:


-Tim gets heated with Ian interrupting his little schpiel. The panel notes how little the $100 million deal is to Anheuser-Busch's parent company, demanding more from them to prove the change of ways. Ian closes out with saying companies wrecking the American way of life "need to fail":


Bonus Bits:
-Tim notes how much time someone would spend if they listened to all his content, for the week, back when he was doing it every day. Imagine someone doing that. Anyway back, to the clipping corner:
 
Having a look at Timcast IRL's Social Blade, it appears he has been losing viewers, but still gaining subscribers.
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What happened in February of this year? He musta done something really stupid.

I wouldn't say he is gaining it looks as of about September he has gone stagnant and is in the decline.
The views are down, the subscribers are the same.
Its only a matter of time till the subscribers start to decrease. People aren't watching his videos. So its probably still popping up on their feeds and eventually they're gonna go "why am I subscribed to this guy?"
and unsub or just ignore him into infinity. So if this keeps up that's not a good sign for a channel.

The subscribers he has aren't watching, and new people aren't watching / subscribing either.
 
Is that when the whole Eliza Bleu thing happened maybe?
You are correct, sir:
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Tim had Daniel Turner, executive director of Power to the Future, as the guest.
Luke & Phil were the co-hosts.

*The panel discusses surrogacy, since Jeremy Hambly goes all-in condemning homosexuals, Shane Dawson & Ryland Adams, paying a woman to be a surrogate for "their children". Tim & Phil go with the libertarian argument, Luke notes the statistics of homosexual parents abusing their children, Daniel is a homosexual & "plays that card", asking if Jeremy would object to this if it were a straight couple: 45:16-59:00

*After claiming AI like Grok are "woke", Tim is hoisted by his own petard. Grok proceeds to say Donald Trump will win the 2024 election, Joe Biden will not win, etc.: 1:12:01-1:27:46

Clip Collection:
-Luke engages his noticing skills, & highlights that it was not the discrimination against Whites & Asians at Harvard that causes universal condemnation, but discrimination against the Jews:


-Tim responds to this, by saying that the "wealthy billionaires" never realised Whites were being discriminated against, & after being informed, spoke out about it:


-Luke brings up the sore thumb of the Branch Timidian Compound, Cassandra MacDonald, whom is no fan of Israel. Cassandra is concerned about infringing upon free speech, when it comes to punishing calls for Jewish genocide. Tim responds, but it appears there was a hiccup in the stream, which cut out his argument:


-Tim argues that those listening to his show will do better in "The Collapse" than the woke, because their world is "entirely dependant...on the working class, the labour". While technically correct, I do not expect the Branch Timidian compound to last all that long, post-Collapse, considering its dependence of super-chats & promised coffee shops:


-Luke is disappointed Seamus was not there to be target for his Ire to land upon:


Here is the image mentioned by Luke, in the clip:
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-Tim continues his arguments for "Culture died in the 1990's":


-Tim describes what led him to seeing school being a "scam": Being told that Columbus did not discover America in elementary school, Tim being taught basic grammar, & hearing another student unable to read Mark Twain in high school. Tim "fell down & started crying" on his way to school, after this, & refused to go anymore. Maybe Tim was just enrolled in a special education program, & his parents never had the heart to tell him:
 
Being told that Columbus did not discover America in elementary school
Tim's take on this is retarded. Yes the Native Americans were here prior to Columbus and Leaf Erikson may have traveled to America before Columbus, but from a European and modern society point of view, which is the context of the education system, Columbus discovered America. At worst you can say discovered isn't the proper word, rather he opened the way to America for Europe, but it's not like the education system is claiming Native Americans didn't exist prior to Columbus.

Mind you, Tim is the same retard who claims to have founded Vice because he was one of the early people there or contributed to their news department, despite Vice existing a decade prior to him joining it.
 
Is that when the whole Eliza Bleu thing happened maybe?
Ahh that's right that happened THIS year. God the year has gone by too fast.
Makes sense. Shame people came back after it, Bleu should have been the wakeup call to a lot more people. Either way, he is stagnant, his good will is at its limits, and we're probably at the tip of the rollercoaster hill before it starts to go down. Fingers crossed that its a funny ride.
Tim's take on this is retarded
There were no known trade routes or routes to North America before this. In fact I'd argue no one was aware of it even the vikings anymore. So all in all he discovered it and the way to get there.
You can call him the rediscoverer of America. But without him no one would be here.
 
Tim's take on this is retarded. Yes the Native Americans were here prior to Columbus and Leaf Erikson may have traveled to America before Columbus, but from a European and modern society point of view, which is the context of the education system, Columbus discovered America. At worst you can say discovered isn't the proper word, rather he opened the way to America for Europe, but it's not like the education system is claiming Native Americans didn't exist prior to Columbus.
Columbus discovered El Salvador and was enough of a retard that he thought he was in India. His whole trip was predicated on his assumption that the earth was much smaller than it really was, despite the rough size having been known since and calculated by Euclid.
Tim of course makes it as insufferably stupid as possible, but I don't think Columbus really deserves as much credit as everyone gives him either. I think it was Amerigo Vespucci (where "America" comes from) that convinced everybody later on that what Columbus ended up in was the Americas.

Anyway, Tim's probably going to wet his pants when he sees this:
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Gary of Nerdrotic and Chris "Frank" Gore made fun of Tim on Nerdrotic's show once again, around the 5 min mark, talking about this movie:
 
Columbus discovered El Salvador and was enough of a retard that he thought he was in India. His whole trip was predicated on his assumption that the earth was much smaller than it really was, despite the rough size having been known since and calculated by Euclid.
Tim of course makes it as insufferably stupid as possible, but I don't think Columbus really deserves as much credit as everyone gives him either. I think it was Amerigo Vespucci (where "America" comes from) that convinced everybody later on that what Columbus ended up in was the Americas.
I don't think it's fair to hold Columbus to some standard of knowledge that was right but probably far less accepted than we assume back in the day. Though even today there are probably things that are true but discounted because of cultural norms, such as puberty blockers not being as harmless as claimed and everyone should easily understand why, but people still parrot that there's no negative long term effects, except all of the things they downplay and all of the things they claim don't happen.

Though wasn't Columbus enshrined with the holiday due to diversity reasons where the government wanted to apologize to Italians for some bullshit? Kind of funny how he's the apology for past wrongs, only to become the villain to the woke who want the government to apologize to whatever terrorist from the sand country.
 
Anyway, Tim's probably going to wet his pants when he sees this:
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One clip I did not include from the last episode was Tim razzing on the concept of "manifesting" things to get them. Tim said it was ridiculous to just sit there & wish for something, without actually doing anything to make it happen. Lo & behold, the next day, he gets his dream flick, on his favourite topic, to masticate over. His manifesting paid off.




Tim had Seth Weathers, of Conservative Dad's Ultra Right Beer, as the guest.
Ian & Luke were the co-hosts.

*Tim & the panel discusses the upcoming film, Civil War, as well as the concept of "predictive programming": 54:33-1:16:18
*Tim & Seth argue over how to continue with the Bud Light boycott: 1:56:31-2:08:18

Clip Collection:
-I joke about Tim's insatiable need to consoom & how easy he is to sell things to, but I never expected it to reach him "buying a whole case" of "relaxation drinks" off "some guy" who recognised him on the street. Tim just appreciates the hustle:


-Tim regrets giving Luke this opportunity, as he dives head-long into discussing spirit cooking:


-This is why I dislike IRL. The panel started up a topic (U.S. generals & bureaucrats ignoring Donald Trump's orders), organically, but Tim insists upon moving to the next topic:


-Tim brought on Seth, just in time to bolster his stance on Bud Light. Unfortunately, Seth thinks conservatives need to impose permanent harm upon a corporation, to be taken seriously. Tim is visibly annoyed by this, not realising he is asking an independent beer maker whose business started due to the boycott of Bud Light:


-Ian argues that Bud Light is trying to buy good will via its UFC sponsorship. Tim insists that conservatives should record, & post online, video of themselves repeating the anti-troon statements of Sean Strickland, whilst holding a Bud Light & saying they are glad the company sponsors such sentiments to "twist the knife". Tim argues they must force Bud Light to either denounce the statements made by Sean, or apologise for their pro-troon work with Dylan Mulvaney. Tim has yet to do so, himself, & will not say it on YouTube. Instead Tim says they must "claim victory", but do not need to go back to buying Bud Light:


-Tim brings up Civil War, & Seth jokes they should have brought on the Branch Timidians to advise how it would go down:


-A super-chatter notes Tim is so "gullible" to just take drinks from some random stranger. Tim clarifies that the man was delivering product to the store:
 
-This is why I dislike IRL. The panel started up a topic (U.S. generals & bureaucrats ignoring Donald Trump's orders), organically, but Tim insists upon moving to the next topic:
You know, I noticed that back when Seamus was hosting during Tim's bottom surgery, he would also try to move to the next topic, but he was a much better host, and managed to do it in a much more likeable way.
 
Tim fears anything that could jeopardize that sweet sweet youtube bucks.
Do you not think he have made a plan to store assets and trustfund? He could probably quit tomorrow and live good the rest of his live.


Because of his background I think he is able to make good decisions and not like the onlyfansgirls who blow their cash on a luxury vehicle.
 
Do you not think he have made a plan to store assets and trustfund? He could probably quit tomorrow and live good the rest of his live.


Because of his background I think he is able to make good decisions and not like the onlyfansgirls who blow their cash on a luxury vehicle.
I encourage you to listen to Tim about how his gambling habits, his rampant compound spending, his non existent businesses he has been claiming to pour money into, his musical career, his many claims of launching lawsuits for similar ideas on musicians, his 10k chinesium meteor sword, his unreleased video game that's totally in the works, and his general hires at the compound, and while we're at it. His claims of constantly pouring money into crypto.


Tim is just a less fat Boogie. that does politic grifts. He is a house of cards and has tons of impulse buying / poor decision making.
 
Do you not think he have made a plan to store assets and trustfund? He could probably quit tomorrow and live good the rest of his live.
Because of his background I think he is able to make good decisions and not like the onlyfansgirls who blow their cash on a luxury vehicle.
I respectfully disagree, somewhat. From buying every doodad & gewgaw he sees advertised to him online, such as the spinning UFO, & an Ice Bath, purchasing royal jelly at $500 a jar, & $4000 Louis XIII cognac, Tim is proving not good at reining in his impulse purchases. This is to say nothing of his plans for 1,000 CastBrew Coffee shops, despite not even getting the first finished, yet. Or spending millions on constructing what he called the largest skate park on the East Coast of the United States, just to show up "The Woke" who invaded the sport.

While Tim is doing far better than most rich online characters, I expect his accountant has to remind him to not just splurge on every little thing he sets eyes upon, or thinks up.



I was glad to see Tim actually do what he recommended others do; thanking Bud Light for sponsoring Sean Strickland's troon trouncing:
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Tim had Cara Castranuova, former boxer & contributor to NewsMax, as the guest.
Ian & Luke were the co-hosts.

*Ian & Tim argue over how important supporting Donald Trump is. Ian sees less worth in resting everything on one man, rather than trying to focus on your locality. Tim argues that electing Donald Trump is the only way to "win". : 1:00:18-1:15:49

Clip Collection:
-The panel talks about The Church of Satan display being decapitated. Sadly, it was a lot of "But, what if the shoe was on the other foot?":


-Oh, Ian...You were doing so well being based, but you just had to slip on that banana peel of "Remain calm, & do not tear down false idols" of Satan, that God would approve of this:


-Tim claims he is the only one with the testicular fortitude to ask Chris Cuomo about his brother, Andrew's, policy of placing COVID-infected patients into nursing homes:


-Tim makes his 2024 predictions:


-Ian argues that a new fuel source is needed & cites hydrogen. Tim contends that the Biden administration will never upset the petro-dollar by introducing an effective alternative fuel source, but Trump would. Ian says the United States needs to gain a monopoly on a new source, before another does. Tim then argues that the Unioted States will not allow another nation to be independent of oil, citing the Stuxnet attack on Iranian centrifuges, claiming they were not for weapons, but nuclear power. Ian is in the middle of explaining the difference between "fuel" & "power source" when Tim jumps to the next subject:


-Tim says there will be a big press release & "marketing play" in conjunction with The Daily Wire, after the song he & Carter made, goes live:


I went to search for it on "X", & found this cheeky little ad placement, highlighted by another user, "PrisonMitch":


Here is the music video & a small "comedic" intro, itself:

I swear this was Tim getting his petty revenge on Ian standing up to him, as of late, by saying he was arrested for beating a child. Also, AI Phil Labonte as Master Roshi is his "mentor":
 
Watching tonight, Tim pulled his retarded "ID for porn" thing again, going full Nikki Haley. No pushback from Luke or from guest Eric July (also an ancap). Somehow everyone, Ian, Luke, and guests Owen Shroyer and Eric July, were better than Tim himself. The topic was gay porn being filmed in the Senate, yet Tim kept trying to make it all serious.

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Is it just me or does Tim's new song title + art make it sound like it's a gay love song? (Also kind of funny the favicon is the default React project icon)
 
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A little delayed by the DDOS attack, but here at the clips of the episode from Friday, 15 December.




On The Culture War, Tim had Ian & Eric July, YouTuber & comic book writer, as the guest, to discuss "winning the culture war".
The show was alright, since it was all three just talking about comics, & comic-inspired material, with each detailing what interests them.
It really shows how deep into the comics Ian & Eric are, discussing the big comics of the 1990's, while Tim is an MCU & TV show fan.

Clip Collection:
-I was a little surprised by this combination, but makes sense since I recently learned Ian was big into comics:


-Of course Tim would want to make a "gritty", edgy. politically-infused Steamboat Willie once the patent expires. Though I am disappointed that he did not embrace Ian's idea of making Mickey Mouse an implied slavery supporter, transporting cotton gins:





Tim had Eric back for IRL, & Owen Shroyer, of InfoWars, as the guest.
Ian & Luke were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Like @anustart76 said, everyone but Tim was having a gay old time talking about the "performance"":


-Tim swaps his beanie for a taqiyah, sponsored by SCNR (Sharia-Composed New Rules), saying men must not go topless if women cannot, either, after earlier arguing for greater restrictions upon pornography:


-While Tim believes in greater controls upon pornography, he does not endorse destroying a Satanic altar:


-Luke pushes back, saying Eric does not want to become what he fights. Eric retorts that cannot work if your opponent never obeys the standards imposed upon you:


-Ian brings up the Polish MP, Grzegorz Braun, that extinguished a menorah, because he regarded Hanukkah as "Satanic". Tim says it is "brutal & awful & wrong", not comparable to destroying the Satanic altar. Owen says the MP did not like having that ceremony in his Christian nation to explain his actions:


-Owen gets a pinch high on his own supply, saying the U.S. Democrat Party sought to prosecute him & ban him from entering Washington D.C., because some may see him as "Spartacus" & "Marcus Aurelius" standing up:


Bonus Bits:
-Tim was never the same, since that trip to Mecca...:
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-Tim, even, got the indirect attention of Elon Musk, for his chatter over the homosexual tape in U.S. Congress:
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