Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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TrainWreckWatcher said:
Do they ever show any of it off? I've never seen footage beyond him talking about it.

I'd genuinely be curious what they were conning him along with.
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I think you can see a demo of it in one of the Cast Castle episodes along with the dev they hired. It's Seamus's little sprite art coupled with Smash Bros or something. Considering even bronies made a game like that it's surprising Beanie couldn't just pump it out, even if it sucked it would be something to sell that has no inventory cost.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
I think you can see a demo of it in one of the Cast Castle episodes along with the dev they hired. It's Seamus's little sprite art coupled with Smash Bros or something. Considering even bronies made a game like that it's surprising Beanie couldn't just pump it out, even if it sucked it would be something to sell that has no inventory cost.
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A smash fighting game?
Oh man that sounds like a money sink.
No way am I digging through hours of Tim pool to look at slop though. So it'll just have to remain a mystery to me.

Fighting games are very niche on top of it all. I was expecting it to be one of those mobile coin chasing games or something he was getting conned into or like flappy birds but the bird has a beanie on its head. And Tim thinking it was revolutionary.
 
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Taser Confetti said:
Does anyone actually believe this tard spends 50K a month on security? It's either a money laundering scheme or he's got legit ex-Legionaire/SEAL's running around his man child compound like it's a South African diamond mine.
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Despite his declarations of being brave, Tim does have a track record of retreating & turtling up when facing opposition. Despite blaming people doing shout-outs during his on-the-ground streams being the reason he stopped going places, even though Tim has said it is to avoid people screaming at him. But the truth is, after having his beanie taken in 2017, you can correlate it with Tim shifting to just regurgitating news stories, from his home. After two police officers were shot by a black lunatic a short distance away from him, Tim relocated to New Jersey. Then, Tim retreated to western Maryland, after saying people should be standing up to COVID restrictions & suffering a break-in at his New Jersey location. After setting up shop in the area of Frederick, Maryland, Tim relocated, once more, to West Virginia. He complained about a reinstatement of mask mandates near his old location, as well as how living in "MAGA country" means he can shoot trespassers, under castle doctrine.

I have no trouble imagining that a SWAT-ting, & a bomb threat could send him over the edge into requiring expensive security to feel sufficiently safe.

Guntkvd said:
>late to the show
>completely ignores Tim
>starts rambling about thunderbolt cables and game jam
>refuses to read the room
60iq sigma king
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I said it once, I shall say it, again, Ian is a good boy, whom did nothing wrong. Half the reason I keep clipping is to see what barmy thing Ian shall do that upsets Tim's plans.

ditto said:
Then when he realizes what's happening he starts ratting on all the other people should be fired.
Poor Seamus.
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It is as close to Machiavell-Ian he has even gotten.

Retink Retunk said:
I think you can see a demo of it in one of the Cast Castle episodes along with the dev they hired. It's Seamus's little sprite art coupled with Smash Bros or something. Considering even bronies made a game like that it's surprising Beanie couldn't just pump it out, even if it sucked it would be something to sell that has no inventory cost.
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It took Tim more than a decade to finally propose to his girlfriend, & father a child with her. Tim is nothing if not unhurried.



Tim had James O'Keefe as the guest.
Ian, & Mary, were the co-hosts.

*James has one of the CBP agents he interviewed in his upcoming film, "Line in the Sand", call into the show to talk for a bit about his experiences: 1:13:02-1:20:27

Clip Collection:
-Tim promotes the paid membership, which includes access to his Discord, & James singing a cover of "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots. Thankfully, James undercut Tim's attempt at monetisation by sharing the video on his "X", after the show:


-Mary praises one of James' songs, which he was impressed she knew about. This leads into talk about Gen Z slang, after Mary calls it a "bop":


-Ian & Tim argue over how to secure ballots, with Tim arguing for same-day voting with three people (one Democrat, one Republican, one independent) verifying a ballot, & Ian pushed for a block-chain system which allows for viewing the process, in action. To put a stop to it, Tim has to resort to his least favourite action, asking a guest what he thinks:


-Mary asks James what can be done, as the cartel & CBP's actions were likely no different during the prior Trump administration. As James begins describing the harrowing situation at the border which needs reform, & CBP agents refusing to act when cartel members are acting out in the open, Tim decides it is the perfect time to go to super-chats. Nothing more exciting than seeing a great moment ruined by Tim's need to move things along, & hawk his memberships:


-Tim says that IRL is going to Nashville, next week, to broadcast their episodes, & have an election night party, at The Daily Wire's studio. Is this a sign of whom is going to play axe man for the dead weight employees Tim loves to slag off? We shall see if this plays out as the Branch Timidian Red Wedding:


-A super-chatter tries to correct Mary's usage of the term, bop, claiming it was already being used as "thot" was, before it described a song. It was funny as Ian & James tried to grapple with it:


-A super-chatter criticises Tim's earlier argument for how to vet ballots, noting someone with ill intent could just register as the opposing party & causes trouble. Tim does not seem to understand this critique:
 
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Is he gonna marry his forever-girlfriend now that he's expecting a child with her or nah?

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Doctor of Autism said:
With how some content creators are, Tim is definitely going to be exploiting that child to paint himself as a family man
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Given his tendency toward paranoia and the fact we don't actively see his now fiancé ever, I believe Tim won't fit this mold.

Tim shies away from controversy. When beefs get started they happen behind closed doors and then we don't get any updates until it's been resolved or there's an associated court case.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
Is he gonna marry his forever-girlfriend now that he's expecting a child with her or nah?
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Supposedly, Tim is getting married, so his child shall likely not be a bastard, at the least.


Doctor of Autism said:
With how some content creators are, Tim is definitely going to be exploiting that child to paint himself as a family man
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Tim's response to a SWAT-ting was hiring security guards to stand around his compound, even though a phone call to the local police would have sufficed to de-fang that threat. Tim tends to overreact to outside aggression, like when a man in a dress showed up to one of his old properties, it was to link it to the alleged libel from the Kamala Harris campaign, as proof it was an incitement to violence.

I would wager the opposite, Tim would go Howard Hughes with his child, isolating them from the outside world out of fear they will be chased around by mobs incited by his critics.



Tim had Aaron Berg, comedian & self-professed "outspoken member of the Jewish community", & Avraham Yemeni, as the guests.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim claims the betting markets are a better measure of the average person's thoughts, not polls. Avraham describes his recent visit to Las Vegas, where people wanted Kamala Harris to win, but would bet Donald Trump shall win. Tim sees this as a sign of demoralisation, while Avraham argues this is the opposite where the Democrats shall fight harder. & to support his position, Tim cites pop culture to bolster his position. Because it would not be IRL, if Tim did not use pop culture, rather than a real example to defend his position:


-I am shocked, gob-smacked even, that Tim says Ian is correct to talk about new, cheaper forms of energy:


-Not only did Tim ask if the panel was aware of the flashlights you "jerk off", but decided to make the motion, as well:


-Avraham asks if Tim thinks Trump shall win. Tim says "I don't know". Tim dredges up his old 2020 prediction of a Trump victory, noting how "I was completely correct, but I was half-blind", saying he was not expecting the shadow-campaign run by anti-Trump groups. Tim says he is unwilling to make a prediction, saying that some black swan event, such as an alien intervention to drop ballots off for Kamala Harris could occur. I just think Tim is still smarting from the knuckle-rapping he got for his 49-state landslide spiels:


-Tim is asked about the status of the lawsuit against Kamala Harris' camapaign, & it boils down to a no. Tim bemoans that the legal system takes time, & somehow twists this into complaining about how a friend of his was set up for shoplifting & was made to wait in jail over the weekend, before his hearing:


Bonus Bits:
-Here is a gif of Tim doing the jerk-off motion, for all your future needs:
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Tim had Ryan Long as the guest.
Ian, Phil, & Seamus, as the co-hosts.

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-Tim calls Ian "the plucky comedy relief" of the show, despite admitting he does not know what plucky even means:


-Ian says he is friends with the grandson of Joseph Mengele, & pushed him to keep the Mengele name, to help change the connotations around it. Instead of being exposed to Tim's constant recapping of his life in Chicago, viewers could be getting this instead. This feeds into talk of a family with the last name Hitler that refuses to change it, & how they are taking it back:


-Tim is a day late & a follicle short, having lagged behind the news shared on KiwiFarms about Charles Clymer's group, AllVote, sending out confusing texts which could suppress voter turnout. Sadly, Tim used the ogrish troon's false name, instead:




Tim had Joel Valdez, an aide to Rep. Lauren Boebert, as the guest.
Phil & Seamus were the co-hosts.

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-Tim talks about his favourite topic, himself, after being featured alongside other content creators in a negative New York Times piece. Tim claims contains falsehoods, & should see the paper's YouTube page taken down. Best of all, the beanie boy alludes to his suit against Kamala Harris, as if to hint that the alleged libel could see him sue the paper, as well. Please, let Tim waste more money to try & sue the New York Times:


-Tim provides an update to his lawsuit, saying the Harris campaign has to respond by 15 December. Joel asks for a rundown of what the lawsuit is about, so Tim obliges. & Tim explains his reasoning for platforming Sam Seder, someone he previously claimed to never want on his show. It is to show Sam how wrong he is, & how correct Tim is. Though, I expect this to go about as well as the Emma Vigeland Culture War episode, as Tim cannot really keep his cool when criticised:


-Tim says he is not going to announce the date when Allison & he are getting married. But Tim does claim it would have happened sooner, "if not for work":
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
With how some content creators are, Tim is definitely going to be exploiting that child to paint himself as a family man
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He's going to staple that kid to the wall right about his katana and flintlock pistol.

Catgirl Tyranid said:
Given his tendency toward paranoia and the fact we don't actively see his now fiancé ever, I believe Tim won't fit this mold.
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I think that's because she has her own agency and refuses to be on camera, Tim mentions her quite a lot and would probably show her off if he could, ideally making her wear a beanie to conceal her identity.
 
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