Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Punished Brent said:
I am literally too retarded to read all this.
is there a tdlr?
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The recent kerfuffle is that Tim Pool relocated his entire operation to a new state without performing due diligence, & checking what kind of business-related laws he may need to be aware of.

The longer story is that the beanie boy hyped up his colonisation plan for a small West Virginia town, with a physical store for his coffee enterprise, & a refurbished local skate park, being the crown jewels. Add to this, he built a multi-million dollar midlife crisis compound, with an indoor & outdoor skate park, in addition to the one in town; along with hiring professional skaters to film their tricks. He declared all this would be ways to "win the culture war".

Two years on, Tim never got the coffee shop up & running, the skate community feuded with him over buying the land the town park was on, & the people he hired to film videos are listless skater scum just loafing around. Naturally, Tim blames everyone but himself. From the state lawmakers, on down to the local skaters, & even the people he himself hired, they all failed to meet his standards. Rather than reforming these failing projects, with better management, he is planning to jump ship to another state. Something he has done several times before, having moved from New York to New Jersey, New Jersey to Maryland, then finally on to West Virginia. But unlike before, Tim has an albatross around his neck in the form of a remote skate park-cum-compound, unbuilt coffee shop, & empty lot that few people would be interested in buying.

In short, Tim Pool thought he was cool, but was actually a dim fool, the whole time.



Tim is still taken out by his rotten tooth, so Phil is all that remains to host.
The guest was Josh Seiter, a man that pretended to be a troon to troll the troons.
Ian & Libby were the co-hosts.

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-With Tim gone, the conversations flow a lot more smoothly, & every panelists gets a good amount of time to talk about a topic:


-Though Ian can still pull an Ian without Tim around, this time getting in a discussion about whether "American" applies to all nations on the North & South continents of that name, or is reserved for just the United States:


-Though I cannot let errors, like this slide. Phil calls Hellfire missiles "air-to-air", when they are primarily an air-to-ground weapon system. Though I just found out there have been attempts to field it in a surface-to-air configuration:
 
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JamesWebbSlinger said:
With Tim gone, the conversations flow a lot more smoothly, & every panelists gets a good amount of time to talk about a topic:
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I actually liked this without Timmy Boy being around. he's high-pitched voice isn't annoying me and him not interrupting is nice. it flows more smoothly
Average podcast goes
>Guests and others talk about the topic and get really involved, and all make interesting points
>Tim interrupts "ok look at this next article"
 
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JamesWebbSlinger said:
The longer story is that the beanie boy hyped up his colonisation plan for a small West Virginia town, with a physical store for his coffee enterprise, & a refurbished local skate park, being the crown jewels. Add to this, he built a multi-million dollar midlife crisis compound, with an indoor & outdoor skate park, in addition to the one in town; along with hiring professional skaters to film their tricks. He declared all this would be ways to "win the culture war".

Two years on, Tim never got the coffee shop up & running, the skate community feuded with him over buying the land the town park was on, & the people he hired to film videos are listless skater scum just loafing around. Naturally, Tim blames everyone but himself. From the state lawmakers, on down to the local skaters, & even the people he himself hired, they all failed to meet his standards. Rather than reforming these failing projects, with better management, he is planning to jump ship to another state. Something he has done several times before, having moved from New York to New Jersey, New Jersey to Maryland, then finally on to West Virginia. But unlike before, Tim has an albatross around his neck in the form of a remote skate park-cum-compound, unbuilt coffee shop, & empty lot that few people would be interested in buying.

In short, Tim Pool thought he was cool, but was actually a dim fool, the whole time.
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I don't get how with all of these vanity projects he never figured out how to bribe a politician or hire someone who could. He even likes that one clip from Back to School where Rodney talks about all the bribes and other shit you have to pay out to build a factory.
 
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don't get how with all of these vanity projects he never figured out how to bribe a politician or hire someone who could.
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This is second or third hand, but isn't it like a $10,000 donation is all you need to bribe too? That gets you a sitdown with them to pitch your stuff. At least this is what I've heard.

Tim must just be an insufferable cunt.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
This is second or third hand, but isn't it like a $10,000 donation is all you need to bribe too? That gets you a sitdown with them to pitch your stuff. At least this is what I've heard.

Tim must just be an insufferable cunt.
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Not even that much, as long as you're running a real business in the area you can get most politicians to talk to you for very little. The reality is they don't have any real power besides approving projects which makes them glorified captchas. Most of the time you can get around everything by risking being shut down during construction and even then a lot of the time all they can say is if someone gets hurt you're more liable, which in the American legal system just means with or without lube.

The problem with Tim is he showed up, probably refused to talk to anyone, and brought everyone in from the outside while his only contribution the local economy was just buying trinkets like a tourist. He could have still probably gotten around this by playing dumb when the government showed up but he probably picked a fight like a retard with people who would have played ball if it meant getting a shoutout on his show.

As much as politicians love having their dick sucked, they love sucking dick.
 
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Tim remains off the air, due to extended recovery time from his recent dental appointment, so Phil stands in as host, once more.
Penny2x, a social media personality, & Zeek Arkham, a police officer, were the guests.
Ian & Raymond were the co-hosts.

As in the previous episodes, Phil asks his guests questions to hear their thoughts, allowed Ian & Raymond to contribute, etc. All while not suddenly curtailing the conversations to shift to the next story, because he came in with a pre-set schedule. Every outing further demonstrates just how poorly Tim operated IRL, by comparison.

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-Things are becoming looser around the studio, with Tim absent. Maybe a little too loose. Phil recommends Raymond start wearing a jumpsuit, & Ian introduces himself whilst strumming a guitar:


-But, despite the loosening of standards, IRL remains kosher. Phil explains how the end of a programme supplying prophylactics to Gaza may be because "Hamas" were sending bombs attached to inflated condoms into Israel. Raymond brings up the alleged usage of water pipes as ersatz rockets, which Phil agrees is an example of Hamas abusing humanitarian aid:


-Phil uses his platform for good, unlike Tim. Such as bullying Steven Bonnell over his slew of legal woes:


Bonus Bits:
-I think I have the perfect candidate for Time's Man of the Year, & you know it to be the tooth:
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There’s something fishy about this absence. Don’t know if it is related to the possible merger acquisition or collaboration with DW, Tim’s wife’s pregnancy, or Tim doing a dry run of alternate hosts so he knows he can take time off when he needs to in the future.
He’s been less active on Twitter as well, and the video from Friday that he took in the dentist’s office seems almost like a deliberate attempt at establishing an alibi in advance.
Also I can’t believe these fools actually believed that $50 million was being spent in condoms for Gaza. I knew they were dumb, but not that dumb.
 
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There’s something fishy about this absence. Don’t know if it is related to the possible merger acquisition or collaboration with DW, Tim’s wife’s pregnancy, or Tim doing a dry run of alternate hosts so he knows he can take time off when he needs to in the future.
He’s been less active on Twitter as well, and the video from Friday that he took in the dentist’s office seems almost like a deliberate attempt at establishing an alibi in advance.
Also I can’t believe these fools actually believed that $50 million was being spent in condoms for Gaza. I knew they were dumb, but not that dumb.
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Maybe he's just taking a break
Or since DW now owns his show, Rabbi Ben is gonna kick him off like with Brett Cooper and her show
 
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Reverend said:
Literally a bookeeper will do that for you for hundreds per month and then take care of the rest of your taxes. This is why I hired one so I don't have to worry about that when onboarding contractors.

Tim is fucking lazy and cheap.
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Tim probably refuses to hire a college educated accountant. He's made it clear he sees college educated people as less ambitious.
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Tim's a hapa. Of course he lacks the intelligent part of being asian.
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The only Asian thing he inheritance is baldness. Sad
 
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Smar Mijou said:
Definitely autistic, yet informative. Not surprised thst JeffL troll looks like a slob. In fact, if you didn't know any better, he'd easily pass as one of the hippies that's set up in the compound. Yet instead, he's one of Tim's biggest online trolls. Truly the duality of man on full display. Personally, I think there's an even more disturbing story behind the JeffL troll account...
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Tim Pool's comment section lore:
TheJeffL & A_Jeff, the anti-Tim Pool lunatic that spams hundreds of messages for hours.
AJeffL, the Jeff impersonator that also catches friendly fire.
And the handful of Jeff A-loggers.
All fighting in the battlefield of the YouTube comment section.
 
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I look forward to all the fawning questions Elad & Tim shall be asking in the briefing room:
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Though his recovery from dental work has prevented him from talking, it has not stopped him posting on "X". This includes praising recent executive orders by President Donald Trump:
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Conspicuously absent in his executive order commentary has been any mention of "Additional Measures to Combat Anti-Semitism", released the same day as the prior post:
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Tim remains out of action, so Phil continues to make him look the fool by being a better host on the show bearing his name.

The guest was Shawn Hendrix, whom became famous after participating in a Mr. Beast video, but has been helping out in North Carolina after Hurricane Helene. Though some of the "aid" he handed out is of dubious quality.

Mary & Raymond were the co-hosts.

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-Phil brings up the anti-semitism executive order, & some of the concerns around it undermining free speech. Raymond contends it is contingent upon "breaking the law", but reading the text, & the prior executive order issued on this topic, in 2019, it appears to be centred around Title VI violations, under the Civil Rights Act:


Phil drills in on abusing laws to punish people's "bad opinions". Shawn cautions on just nodding along with what Trump does, & just "rubber-stamp it". Mary asks why it is focused upon college campuses, & Phil reminds her of the Jew students being "barricaded" inside from mobs of pro-Palestine students. Raymond ultimately agrees with Phil, saying removing foreign students with un-American values is good, but Trump does not need to "grandstand with the whole Israel thing":


-A super-chatter asks what Phil thinks of ramen. He admits he prefers "$0.33 top ramen" over that made at actual ramen shops. Mary ends up agreeing with Phil:


-Ian throws around some of his coffee money to say how he appreciates Raymond. Phil shames him for being so cheap, having super-chatted only $2 to get the message out:


-& mid-super-chats, Serge brings up the story of the American Airlines plane & Blackhawk helicopter colliding over the Potomac River. From this, I noticed he had access to Tim's "X" account:
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-Tim was featured for the second time, on Capitol Hill. Senator Sheldon Whitehouse used a quote from Kash Patel's appearance on IRL to criticise him. Tim was tickled pink, by this news:
 
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Tim probably refuses to hire a college educated accountant. He's made it clear he sees college educated people as less ambitious.

The only Asian thing he inheritance is baldness. Sad
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The man has learned nothing from Occupy: Wall Street. Hire a company, let them do your books, claim plausable deniability for any wrong doing. Milk it for gibs.
 
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I left WV two years ago. I lived there for just under eight years. Did contractor work for CAMC, and a couple other places. Pretty much everywhere I worked they were already doing what that law requires. Tim is just 'tarded., and wanted to leave anyways.
 
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