Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

Wow Tim. Saying the average parent dosen't care about their child? How about you fuck off you mealy mouthed bastard? Stop jerking off into your beanie and buying overpriced novelty swords and have a kid of your own?

that'd require him to not be a propagandist, a micromanager, and a clown. his whole circus act of a business is failing and he sold out a long time ago because he was afraid of losing adbux, so he doesn't have time for children. it's easier to be a blockhead. from what i've seen lately, he's fast turning into another dickheaded e-celebrity posting horseshit via social media to rile people up. i once thought he had potential a few years ago, yet all he creates is dull, moralizing entertainment that he can control down to the last atom.
 
The video he posted seemingly about a cat being locked inside a bedroom.
I meant the live show thing, I've never seen any of his live things outside of IRL on youtube. Cast Castle isn't live, it's just a bunch of clips throughout the day and most of it's boring as shit. The cat thing was just Carter (Scarfman) just saying the cat got trapped in his room when he was out and clawed some of the foam on the walls, it was about as mundane as could be.
 
I meant the live show thing, I've never seen any of his live things outside of IRL on youtube. Cast Castle isn't live, it's just a bunch of clips throughout the day and most of it's boring as shit. The cat thing was just Carter (Scarfman) just saying the cat got trapped in his room when he was out and clawed some of the foam on the walls, it was about as mundane as could be.
So, wait..is no one in this thread dedicated to following Tim Pool actually watching Cast Castle?
 
So, wait..is no one in this thread dedicated to following Tim Pool actually watching Cast Castle?
I'm not dedicated to it, but I do throw it on the second monitor sometimes and if I find something funny or weird I post it here. For example, nothing really happens in today's Cast Castle, just them making eggs and Sarah breaking her phone. Though there is the duality of humanity in this image showing that Asians can be chunky and white girls can be lithe.
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Wow Tim. Saying the average parent dosen't care about their child? How about you fuck off you mealy mouthed bastard? Stop jerking off into your beanie and buying overpriced novelty swords and have a kid of your own?
Yeah shit like this is why I can't stand his ass anymore. You wonder why no one is his actual friend and this is why; he's an exhausting individual who will demand you let your children starve or else you don't love them, all the while living a consumerist life style and telling you to roll up your sleeves.

All the money in the world doesn't change the fact he needs to pay people to hang out with him and at this point his actual fans are just simps hoping Tim accepts them onto his weird sex cult.
 
I'm not dedicated to it, but I do throw it on the second monitor sometimes and if I find something funny or weird I post it here. For example, nothing really happens in today's Cast Castle, just them making eggs and Sarah breaking her phone. Though there is the duality of humanity in this image showing that Asians can be chunky and white girls can be lithe.
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'Gash Castle' because they're all a bunch of vaginas.
 
Oh boy, either Putin is about to be assassinated or the petro dollar is going to feel some hurt.

Edit: Just tuned in and Tim really doesn't like Elijah and he's showing it. Guess the Jack Murphy thing and Elijah getting Adam to talk about why Tim fired him got under his beanie.

And Tim instantly goes into the "I came from the gutter" and "I quit corporate media"
 
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Oh boy, either Putin is about to be assassinated or the petro dollar is going to feel some hurt.

Edit: Just tuned in and Tim really doesn't like Elijah and he's showing it. Guess the Jack Murphy thing and Elijah getting Adam to talk about why Tim fired him got under his beanie.

And Tim instantly goes into the "I came from the gutter" and "I quit corporate media"
Yeah, Elijah is willing to bring on actual controversial guest like Spic Fuentes that don't bring in views like Jones, and Elijah managed to get Rittenhouse while he was still in the news cycle. Tim sounds angry and there's still a huge wave of cuckcast on his stream
 
that'd require him to not be a propagandist, a micromanager, and a clown. his whole circus act of a business is failing and he sold out a long time ago because he was afraid of losing adbux, so he doesn't have time for children. it's easier to be a blockhead. from what i've seen lately, he's fast turning into another dickheaded e-celebrity posting horseshit via social media to rile people up. i once thought he had potential a few years ago, yet all he creates is dull, moralizing entertainment that he can control down to the last atom.
Well, to have children requires having sex and Tim radiates big incel energy. His alleged girlfriend is clearly only into him for his money and nothing else. I'm generally against divorce, but if I were her, I'd divorce him in six months to get the payout.
 
From the IRL stream yesterday, Tim goes on a rant about how people don't stand up to them after Elijah said people don't have Tim's money. Elijah then brings up that most people aren't political spergs like him. Tim keeps saying people need to let their children starve and speak up publicly, and fucking Ian points out that the folding father had a plan and didn't speak out like retards.

Tim says his main growth was after the censorship in 2019, not realizing it was because they banned people who are willing to take hard stands that people went to Tims channel.

Elijah brings up the Groypers (without naming them) and Tim changes the subject because he's scared of add revenue loss. The second he names Spic Fuentes Tim freaks out and says it doesn't happen. Tim lives in the twitter bubble. Tim talks about ice cream because he's low iq.

Tim: Make sacrifices and bum on a couch

Jesus Tim, we're not all fucking leeches
 
Castle Updates:

At one point the topic of Disney comes up and why they didn't talk about it on Pop Culture Crisis, Lydia says they don't talk about Disney and that's policy. Way to stick it to the man by living in fear of Disney guys, at least spergs like Clownfish will poke fun of Disney despite being about as bland as you can imagine.

Also, Tim gets more swords, he doesn't even know where these came from or who ordered them. Truly Tim is a man with a plethora of blades to study
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Say what you will about Tim, but Schaffer isn't a likeable person.
My criticism of Tim is not an endorsement of Elijah.
 
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Castle Updates:

At one point the topic of Disney comes up and why they didn't talk about it on Pop Culture Crisis, Lydia says they don't talk about Disney and that's policy. Way to stick it to the man by living in fear of Disney guys, at least spergs like Clownfish will poke fun of Disney despite being about as bland as you can imagine.

Also, Tim gets more swords, he doesn't even know where these came from or who ordered them. Truly Tim is a man with a plethora of blades to study
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My criticism of Tim is not an endorsement of Elijah.
As an addendum, if I were Tim's girlfriend, I'd be thinking "Those tens of thousands of dollars could have bought me lots of jewelry. Real pearl necklaces, diamond rings, and gold bracelets."
 
Well, to have children requires having sex and Tim radiates big incel energy. His alleged girlfriend is clearly only into him for his money and nothing else. I'm generally against divorce, but if I were her, I'd divorce him in six months to get the payout.
>I'm generally against divorce, but..
Just say you're a simp dude
 
Tim really has a boner for "NUKED"

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Bonus points if he uses it during international tension.
 
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