Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

Johnny Salami said:
From the IRL stream yesterday, Tim goes on a rant about how people don't stand up to them after Elijah said people don't have Tim's money. Elijah then brings up that most people aren't political spergs like him. Tim keeps saying people need to let their children starve and speak up publicly, and fucking Ian points out that the folding father had a plan and didn't speak out like retards.
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Which folding father? The Maytag Man? Mr. Clean? The Brawny guy?
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Tim radiates big incel energy
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"I'm not a incel guys, I have a girlfriend and we will have kids one day, it's just right now I work all day and she has a headache whenever I'm not working, and besides there are so many blades I need to study. So see, I'm not an incel, I can have sex whenever I want, I just haven't because I'm busy... You guys are so dumb and if you had seen Spiderman you'd know where I'm coming from."
 
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This motherfucker did not get TWO MINUTES into a story about Ketanji Brown Jackson without veering off into a completely separate story.

I am serious. He reads the headline, says "Republicans are pathetic" and then starts into "I think by now you all know my stance on Lia Thomas-"

Tim, what the fuck does a Troon have to do with a Supreme Court Justice? Talk about the story in front of you.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
This motherfucker did not get TWO MINUTES into a story about Ketanji Brown Jackson without veering off into a completely separate story.

I am serious. He reads the headline, says "Republicans are pathetic" and then starts into "I think by now you all know my stance on Lia Thomas-"

Tim, what the fuck does a Troon have to do with a Supreme Court Justice? Talk about the story in front of you.
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Just get the sources that uses and read them for yourself to form your own conclusions
 
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Someone made this and made me laugh. This perfectly encapsulates Tim Pool.
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Tim's new game that's in the works shown on Cast Castle:
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Tim tries to justify his purchase of a novelty axe by opening packages with it, taking tens times as much time as using a box cutter. Then he taps the bottles to try to open them, first with the wide head then with the spike probably made to break glass, because smacking it makes more sense than shearing it in Tim's head. He complains about the packaging on the bottles is a pain to open, maybe if he had a box cutter instead of a novelty axe it would have been easier.
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Once again Tim brags about what he bought, which is 4 bottles of "Pappy Van Winkle" whisky, valued 1,400$ a bottle. Nice to see he's spent 6,000$ on whiskey to go with his 15,000$ novelty sword, and garage full of e-bikes that I haven't seen used since they bought them all:
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Putting potato chips around the cake for Freedom Toon's birthday, I'm offended on behalf of Seamus as my pfp is currently potato nigging and I must show unity, but once it changes next month I can say fuck the Irish:
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Tim's lovely COO girlfriend
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Retink said:
Tim's new game that's in the works shown on Cast Castle:
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Tim tries to justify his purchase of a novelty axe by opening packages with it, taking tens times as much time as using a box cutter. Then he taps the bottles to try to open them, first with the wide head then with the spike probably made to break glass, because smacking it makes more sense than shearing it in Tim's head. He complains about the packaging on the bottles is a pain to open, maybe if he had a box cutter instead of a novelty axe it would have been easier.
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Once again Tim brags about what he bought, which is 4 bottles of "Pappy Van Winkle" whisky, valued 1,400$ a bottle. Nice to see he's spent 6,000$ on whiskey to go with his 15,000$ novelty sword, and garage full of e-bikes that I haven't seen used since they bought them all:
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Putting potato chips around the cake for Freedom Toon's birthday, I'm offended on behalf of Seamus as my pfp is currently potato nigging and I must show unity, but once it changes next month I can say fuck the Irish:
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Tim's lovely COO girlfriend
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That game looks like it was animated by Seamus
 
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Josterman said:
Good for him
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I hope the game does well for Seamus's sake, and who knows they were joking about him joining Daily Wire the other day which would be a big step up from Timcast. It's also interesting that Tim openly said he was jealous of Ben and the Daily Wire, which isn't surprising in itself but surprising Tim would admit it. Though Ben is pretty much everything Tim aspires to be, however Ben is much more business savvy and hires people who have their own talent instead of picking up randos and hoping they can make a show.
 
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Retink said:
I hope the game does well for Seamus's sake, and who knows they were joking about him joining Daily Wire the other day which would be a big step up from Timcast. It's also interesting that Tim openly said he was jealous of Ben and the Daily Wire, which isn't surprising in itself but surprising Tim would admit it. Though Ben is pretty much everything Tim aspires to be, however Ben is much more business savvy and hires people who have their own talent instead of picking up randos and hoping they can make a show.
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He is a rising star with very promising talent I wonder if he and Michael malice would do voice work together I wanted to see that happen Since MM is the king of shit posting and being funny online no wonder Tim tries to emulate his style.
 
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