Finally something happens on Cast Castle worth mentioning:
Mary joins the Pop Culture Crisis cast. I'm pretty sure she's the daughter or something of the guy from Reason Magazine, and she got the job because he'd only appear on Tim's show if they'd give her work, which is also why she ended up on the show she did. A marriage of political convenience:
New Timployee, her name is Kim and she tends to the chickens, our furry tugger Sarah is excited she's no longer the chicken bitch who has to feed, water, and whatever them (though they're not sure if that's even the case, I'm guessing there's a lack of real job descriptions in Tim's compound):
Hannah Claire and Miracle get fan mail for the first time:
More of Tim's skate park being built (He's trying to cut costs by shorting a few inches on the pipe instead of buying more pipe, safety priorities fall behind sword priorities):
"Yea, that's fine, we can leave it like that" - Tim
"You sure you want to leave it like that? I can put it up and then when we get another piece we can put that up instead. " - GC
"Nah, it's fine." - Tim
"You sure?" - GC
Like all hack frauds they do a Will Smith bit, with Ian yelling "Keep my cake out of your god damn fucking mouth". Ian is either 36 or 43 today.
Full Episode for anyone who wants to watch it:
I feel like Tim's chicken thing comes from him being an urban guy his whole life. All of a sudden he has the slightly LARPing attempt at farm life and he's trying to make it his entire personality. He sees farmers as this cool exotic thing.
That and all of the cool kids were doing it so Tim joined in. I think Joe Rogan started it, then Dave Rubin got chickens, and it caught on.