Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

Members only show, immediately on starting, talking about the gay French dudes whose dog got Monkey Pox:

Tim: "I think they fucked that dog in the ass."
Ian: "Yeah, or rubbed their penises on it's butthole."
Tim: "Which is basically fucking the dog in the ass."
Nick: "Wait, wait... But how do you know the dog didn't do them in the ass?"

So, yeah... That sure was a way to open the show...
I mean, they're right


Tim Pool, who claims to be a journalist, repeatedly bashes the idea that news agencies protect the identity of their sources in this video. Not a day ago he was saying the Espionage Act was bad and we should protect and reward whistleblowers, but apparently not when they speak to official media conglomerates, you know, the exact people who have the power to actually move and shake when you blow a whistle.

Okay wait, so I know you guys were talking about Tim threatening to sue NewsGuard and I had no idea what that all was about but now he really starts to rage at them in this video. What the fuck is going on? Tim fucks up a fact check, NewsGuard says something about his site not being credible, and then he appeals it and they tell him to eat shit?
 

Tim Pool, who claims to be a journalist, repeatedly bashes the idea that news agencies protect the identity of their sources in this video. Not a day ago he was saying the Espionage Act was bad and we should protect and reward whistleblowers, but apparently not when they speak to official media conglomerates, you know, the exact people who have the power to actually move and shake when you blow a whistle.

Okay wait, so I know you guys were talking about Tim threatening to sue NewsGuard and I had no idea what that all was about but now he really starts to rage at them in this video. What the fuck is going on? Tim fucks up a fact check, NewsGuard says something about his site not being credible, and then he appeals it and they tell him to eat shit?
Will Newsguard also make a beanie lobster mascot to lol at Tim?
 
Tim: "I think they fucked that dog in the ass."
Ian: "Yeah, or rubbed their penises on it's butthole."
Tim: "Which is basically fucking the dog in the ass."
Nick: "Wait, wait... But how do you know the dog didn't do them in the ass?"
Sounds like something that you would hear from a fake Tom Green prank call episode.
 
Sounds like something that you would hear from a fake Tom Green prank call episode.
The fact that real life has become worse than the crap 4chan said to screw with Tom Green makes me sad. I'm laughing my ass off at it all, because it's the best option I have, but still... Sad.


Anyway, since they pimped it out enough... The Cast Castle Vlog relaunch thing they were hyping up was basically just a bunch of normie BS you'd see on MTV in the 90s/early 00s. It boiled down to your average overacted weirdness with awkward jokes showing off the house and the people who work there and their amazing ability to deliver stilted dialogue. Examples I remember are referring to collecting eggs as collecting a chicken's "butt bounty", Tim playing a few riffs on one of the guitars on the wall on the IRL set, making fun of Ian's growing rock collection, a guy noping out of the intro/interview to answer a phone and walk outside instead. Literally just watched it and already forgot 90% of it. I can see why there was the attempt to ditch it, but I also know plenty of people who eat this kind of stuff up so... I guess it's fine he's keeping it going to try and move it's audience to paying for it if they want it so badly?

I know I tend to go easy on Tim, and I'm doing it once again, but there's nothing here to dunk on aside from him talking so big about it and it just being inoffensive nonsense that teenage to 20-something girls watch. I'm not the audience and doubt anyone here is either. The only joke that really might have gotten a small laugh was Poso on the bicycle delivering a script for the IRL show swiped from Mar-a-Lago before the FBI got it, but they spoiled that entirely, so it was really just 12 minutes of me being bored so I could type this up for the two or three people curious. I'm staying on board for the uncensored show and Inverted World, but Cast Castle almost makes me regret doing so.
 

Leave it to Tim to bring up how much he trusts in the election of 2020 while we're all celebrating the Cheney dynasty going down in flames. Shut up Tim, no one cares what you think.
He makes some good points, especially about what you can convince people who don't want to believe anything remotely evil and the whole blackpilling aspect, but you'd think with how much he clearly (and rightly) distrusts so many people in government he'd give the fraud claims a little more credit.

Everyone should have an "Alex Jones Was Right" jar not even for any support of the man, but so that every single coin reminds you to never rule anything out because it sounds absurd at face value. Hell, this website has enough threads to show just how fucked in the head people are, and plenty of them work in government or have some other political tie or influence. The server raid and other Q bull shit is likely just that, bull shit, but Tim and Ian constantly say they don't trust the counting machines while saying fraud was minimal or exaggerated. Fucking pick one already.

Crab Rave for Liz Cheney getting blasted off the face of congress. Hope her buddy Crenshaw gets tossed soon, too. Faggot is riding that injured veteran story hard but sides with warmongers and the WEF, people who should be despised by anyone who took the oath and actually understood what it meant.
 

“I don’t like fraternities or sororities…. Well actually, I don’t know anything about them. Kiwi I get that they’re like a club that looks out for each other when you need a job but I don’t really get that, I don’t think we should have them. But anyway-“

How is Tim so braindead that he doesn’t even understand something as basic as a fraternity/sorority? I know he dropped out of college and knows less than the average middle school pot smoker, but this was a dumb take even for him.
 

“I don’t like fraternities or sororities…. Well actually, I don’t know anything about them. Kiwi I get that they’re like a club that looks out for each other when you need a job but I don’t really get that, I don’t think we should have them. But anyway-“

How is Tim so braindead that he doesn’t even understand something as basic as a fraternity/sorority? I know he dropped out of college and knows less than the average middle school pot smoker, but this was a dumb take even for him.
Dropped out of high school. There is a world of difference between a college dropout and a high school dropout. One of them decided college wasn't for them, the other is an egotistical retard.

Also, his creepy flophouse is a fraternity.
 
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“I don’t like fraternities or sororities…. Well actually, I don’t know anything about them. Kiwi I get that they’re like a club that looks out for each other when you need a job but I don’t really get that, I don’t think we should have them. But anyway-“

How is Tim so braindead that he doesn’t even understand something as basic as a fraternity/sorority? I know he dropped out of college and knows less than the average middle school pot smoker, but this was a dumb take even for him.
Tim dropped out of high school, after a week.
 
He makes some good points, especially about what you can convince people who don't want to believe anything remotely evil and the whole blackpilling aspect, but you'd think with how much he clearly (and rightly) distrusts so many people in government he'd give the fraud claims a little more credit.

Everyone should have an "Alex Jones Was Right" jar not even for any support of the man, but so that every single coin reminds you to never rule anything out because it sounds absurd at face value. Hell, this website has enough threads to show just how fucked in the head people are, and plenty of them work in government or have some other political tie or influence. The server raid and other Q bull shit is likely just that, bull shit, but Tim and Ian constantly say they don't trust the counting machines while saying fraud was minimal or exaggerated. Fucking pick one already.

Crab Rave for Liz Cheney getting blasted off the face of congress. Hope her buddy Crenshaw gets tossed soon, too. Faggot is riding that injured veteran story hard but sides with warmongers and the WEF, people who should be despised by anyone who took the oath and actually understood what it meant.
Crenshaw is a globalist cuck who larps as someone who isn't in it just for trips to Epstein island. Most of the right wing leaders are kind of retarded like Kirk and Gorka, but Crenshaw is actually malicious.

There is a world of difference between a college dropout and a high school dropout.
I don't know, high school is kind of shit too and probably the last year or two would be better spent doing anything else. Though anyone wanting to drop out should consider taking the GED first because if you can self study for a couple months to pass that, you know you're good to go and have a good work ethic.
 

“I don’t like fraternities or sororities…. Well actually, I don’t know anything about them. Kiwi I get that they’re like a club that looks out for each other when you need a job but I don’t really get that, I don’t think we should have them. But anyway-“

How is Tim so braindead that he doesn’t even understand something as basic as a fraternity/sorority? I know he dropped out of college and knows less than the average middle school pot smoker, but this was a dumb take even for him.
High school. Tim dropped out of high school.
 
High school. Tim dropped out of high school.
I know, my brain slipped from the stupidity. You can see posts from me in this thread mentioning him dropping out of high school
 

I expect another uncensored episode to to open with the words "those guys fucked that dog."

Apparently all it takes is people giving their pets STDs for Tim to actually do a decent episode that is mostly just sharing the news. That, or he got a lot of his normal sperging out in the earlier episode where he got to rant about women lacking decency or decorum and war at the same time.

Edit: He may be saving up for doing victory laps on Stelter's show being axed from CNN. Expect 30 minutes of him masturbating more furiously than ever to that on the main channel.
 
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Edit: He may be saving up for doing victory laps on Stelter's show being axed from CNN. Expect 30 minutes of him masturbating more furiously than ever to that on the main channel.
To be fair we should all be celebrating the cancellation of Stelter's show.
 
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