Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

In regards to the music video. Why do people who edit videos in Vegas always use that TV static, screen door effect?
 
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Y'know we gotta send this en masse to Mike Judge so he can make a Beavis & Butthead episode out of it.
 
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Every time I see Tim Pool, I always think of this meme.

No disrespect to the beanie as an article of clothing: I love wearing one during the winter months. It's just... him pathologically wearing that goddamn beanie in every fucking video he's in while talking about X or Y is just... hilarious to me. You need to eat more fibre, head-and-sock Tim-boy.
 
Tim Pool? Love song? Beanie? Sorry, no. I don't like love songs in general, but the idea of Tim Pool singing one in a beanie, I just can't take that seriously.

Stick to anti-establishment punk songs. And maybe do something other than a beanie once and a while. Just shave your head completely, like Rogan, Burr, and Jones.
 
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I can't completely hate on it, because there is a bit of an earworm in there, it just has dogshit lyrics and the intro is two or three times too long. somebody mentioned Linkin Park when they're trying to be U2, and it does kind of remind me of a demo where they haven't quite nailed down the arrangement that they'd release later if you were in their fanclub and got the annual EP, or just grabbed them off piratebay like a normal person.

could definitely hear Chester singing the melodies, but as cringy as Linkin Park lyrics could get, these are comically bad.
the reversed notes feel like a placeholder for synth textures, or something that would bridge a verse into a chorus, not something that needs to be happening the whole time. and the part where it's supposed to be "rocking" should actually do so. (in the alternate universe where it's Linkin Park, that's when Mike Shinoda would drop a sick rap and there would be some DJ scratching alongside the live drums and a better guitar riff)

but man, those lyrics. they remind me of being in high school and being just utterly emotionally wrecked over a girl I wanted to get pussy from and was definitely not going to, so I'd scrawl out some shitty attempt at poetry or lyrics, then immediately tear the page(s) out of the notebook, shred them and burn them.

one bro hug and desperately choked-back tears because No Homo while saying "bitches, man. bitches" out of ten.
 
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Reminder to everyone to be lured into far-right extremism and buy my one fucking song for $0.69 or a 7-pack of it for $4.20
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I never heard Tim Pool called far right before.

From wiki: In 2019, Vice, Pool's former employer, described him in separate articles as "lefty" and "progressive" for his anti-corporate politics, as well as "right-wing". In 2019, Pool described himself as a social liberal who supports Bernie Sanders."

The term far-right gets trotted out a lot, especially where Trump is concerned, but that's bullshit. Trump likes Jews and Israel, the far right does not.

It's like calling the Proud Boys white supremacists. The media does it, but it makes no sense. War is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.
 
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I can't completely hate on it, because there is a bit of an earworm in there, it just has dogshit lyrics and the intro is two or three times too long. somebody mentioned Linkin Park when they're trying to be U2, and it does kind of remind me of a demo where they haven't quite nailed down the arrangement that they'd release later if you were in their fanclub and got the annual EP, or just grabbed them off piratebay like a normal person.

could definitely hear Chester singing the melodies, but as cringy as Linkin Park lyrics could get, these are comically bad.
the reversed notes feel like a placeholder for synth textures, or something that would bridge a verse into a chorus, not something that needs to be happening the whole time. and the part where it's supposed to be "rocking" should actually do so. (in the alternate universe where it's Linkin Park, that's when Mike Shinoda would drop a sick rap and there would be some DJ scratching alongside the live drums and a better guitar riff)

but man, those lyrics. they remind me of being in high school and being just utterly emotionally wrecked over a girl I wanted to get pussy from and was definitely not going to, so I'd scrawl out some shitty attempt at poetry or lyrics, then immediately tear the page(s) out of the notebook, shred them and burn them.

one bro hug and desperately choked-back tears because No Homo while saying "bitches, man. bitches" out of ten.
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Good job, I now have no reason to goof on the song itself since you more or less got my sentiment so I'll just goof on the video.
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So the video's protagonist is in an empty rundown house? Is he a houseflipper because despite the song being about a guy having to get over the death of his lover? If it were his house it shouldn't be empty, it should have some clutter since clearly it looks like shit.
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Why's he putting his ear to the wall? I've lived in houses all my life and I've never put my ear up to a wall.
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Seriously what's going on in the video's story? The way my retarded brain is comprehending it the guy is literally seeing his wife get into a head on collision. But why wouldn't you open the door and try to help her? Okay I get it with the doors closing it's all in his head symbolic but it's a weird showing of sperging out.
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Overall the video isn't that shitty but damn this car crash animation is so bad especially in real time. I just imagined someone made it by taking a picture of a car and then mirroring it. You really should have had one of the cars be colored differently.

Robocop did it better and it goes without saying Edgar Allen Poe is the better writer.

One last note I find it kinda funny that the protagonist is wearing a T-Shirt with tattoos while the wife just has a dress in her scenes and is trying to appear like a facisimile of the tradwife meme ideal. I dunno maybe I'm wrong but I feel a woman who dresses old fashioned would want her husband to wear a polo shirt at minimum.
 
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>makes a shitty song
>has fucking Commander Kolya on so they can scream at Joe's speech
Beanie man giving me whiplash here. He annoys me and then I like him and then he annoys me again.
 
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