Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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anustart76 said:
Looks like Tim pulled off some real journalism today, posting a leaked video of James O'Keefe's speech after his firing from Project Veritas.
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Value Size said:
Tim and Ian right now are actually pretending Tim doesn't sensationalize his titles. What fucking world is this dude on.
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CIVIL WAR IS COMING

TWITTER CENSORS CONSERVATIVES

It’s gonzo journalism don’t you understand or are you stupid?
 
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Computer Guardian said:
New from the beanie man, both focused on women in some way.
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That first video
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It's been circulating on /fit/ for a while way before these thots doing those lunatic videos where they claim to be underage 21 year old. He also struggled to remember this is called the bench press

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Tim wants us to look at how tight these woman's pants are going up her butt crack

He claims the "underage 21 yo" has an onlyfans where she sells nudes but I think it's an of alternative and she mostly post leads but not nudes, thought I could be wrong
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Average Tim Pool fan. Yeah, he got really angry in this video considering he doesn't go to the gym and I believe Luke bought some weight lifting equipment
 
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Tim says that the difference between people is people who watched cartoons and people who watched movies with real people.

No, Tim. Older people interacted with people in real life more often. Media does not have some sort of hypnotic power over people. We are a generation of NEETS, that's why we suck, not because we watched cartoons instead of Gone with the Wind.

But I will give him credit where credit is due: for the longest time he would pull up videos from Twitter or from major events and just outright refuse to play them. And then he would describe what happened in this three minute video and it would take him seven minutes. And now, he plays clips and people can show off how smug and annoying they are without Tim doing stupid voices for them to prove some point.

That is a genuine improvement.
 
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Blacklight said:
Didn't Tim hire a personal trainer for everyone in his commune to produce content for Timcast's weird reality show and he was the only one who never showed up to any of the sessions while everyone else blew the trainer off?
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No, Luke forced Tim to hire a guy that trains fitness and self defense. They had a couple of episodes with him and most of the crew showed up, but Tim always dodged it. In one episode Luke runs around harassing Tim to go and eventually Tim's girlfriend Alison decides to go but Tim refuses, despite it being the day where they were getting boxing/striking training for self defense.

It was funny to see all the soy men Tim employs struggling to figure out how to do a squat or anything. The only ones in any kind of shape were Luke, Andy, and Carter, most of who are no longer there.

Edit: There was also another time, not recorded, where Luke took people shooting and exercising but Tim didn't go as he had to watch some Marvel movie that just came out for the culture war, I think it was one of the Spiderman movies.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
No, Luke forced Tim to hire a guy that trains fitness and self defense. They had a couple of episodes with him and most of the crew showed up, but Tim always dodged it. In one episode Luke runs around harassing Tim to go and eventually Tim's girlfriend Alison decides to go but Tim refuses, despite it being the day where they were getting boxing/striking training for self defense.

It was funny to see all the soy men Tim employs struggling to figure out how to do a squat or anything. The only ones in any kind of shape were Luke, Andy, and Carter, most of who are no longer there.

Edit: There was also another time, not recorded, where Luke took people shooting and exercising but Tim didn't go as he had to watch some Marvel movie that just came out for the culture war, I think it was one of the Spiderman movies.
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I believe Tim's excuse was that he skates, so he's already in peak physical condition... or at least that he was in shape due to it. I'm exaggerating to mimic Tim's hyperbole. Anyway, you're not getting into any great shape by doing something that a hambeast could mostly master in a week. Also, Tim using "skate" to mean inline skating, instead of skateboarding, is aggravating. Elevating an activity for the risk averse to the level of skateboarding (which Tim used to do) is just lame, dude.
 
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Tim always pisses me off when it comes to diet and exercise. He talks about himself like he is some peak specimen of a man able to lift 500lbs and always sticking to the strictest diet in the world. The problem Tim is your outward appearance says otherwise. Not to say he is fat or anything but he clearly doesn't exercise all that often and (to quote someone else on here) his keto diet seems to mostly just be shit labeled as "keto friendly" rather than eating actual food.
 
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Value Size said:
Tim always pisses me off when it comes to diet and exercise. He talks about himself like he is some peak specimen of a man able to lift 500lbs and always sticking to the strictest diet in the world. The problem Tim is your outward appearance says otherwise. Not to say he is fat or anything but he clearly doesn't exercise all that often and (to quote someone else on here) his keto diet seems to mostly just be shit labeled as "keto friendly" rather than eating actual food.
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He lies about what he eats all the time, as there are multiple times on video that he said he doesn't drink at all, ever, but then there are videos of him drinking a month later when he forgot about that.
 
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He lies about what he eats all the time, as there are multiple times on video that he said he doesn't drink at all, ever, but then there are videos of him drinking a month later when he forgot about that.
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and if anyone ever called him out on this he'd probably just pull a "come on, there are more important things to talk about".
 
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Personal point of autism. Tim calling that teddy bear mask "Pedobear" and pronouncing it like he's a fucking Brit really got under my skin.

1. That looks nothing like pedobear you fucking retard, you're a journalist, do some fucking research before you speak.
2. You aren't British. It isn't 'peeeeeeeedo' like you're saying 'pee' it's 'ped-o' like you're saying pedal.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:

Tim says that the difference between people is people who watched cartoons and people who watched movies with real people.

No, Tim. Older people interacted with people in real life more often. Media does not have some sort of hypnotic power over people. We are a generation of NEETS, that's why we suck, not because we watched cartoons instead of Gone with the Wind.

But I will give him credit where credit is due: for the longest time he would pull up videos from Twitter or from major events and just outright refuse to play them. And then he would describe what happened in this three minute video and it would take him seven minutes. And now, he plays clips and people can show off how smug and annoying they are without Tim doing stupid voices for them to prove some point.

That is a genuine improvement.
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Isn't Tim the guy who compares everything to cringe ass comic movies? Who is he to criticize people who watch cartoons
 
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SpergioLeonne said:
No but see, now, like Tim (actual Korean, guys), he wants to make it bigger again
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I said it before and I will say it again: Britain only has enough room for one grifter who descends into the absolute pits of degeneracy and then tries to come out against it and get pity from the right.

And that's Milo Yianoppolis.
 
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