Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Johnny Salami]

Now, Tim has gone from cannot decide on using female, male, or plural pronouns to "lock up the trooniest amongst us, for their own good'".
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Fuck you Tim Pool. Don't shitpost people's suicide for content.

That's a quote (A)

The funny thing is Tim is very vehement (because of Youtube TOS most likely) that the elections weren't stolen or rigged but rather lost fairly by inactivity. Kari Lake has had a rather hard stance that not only was Trump's election stolen, but hers as well, and that has been a major drawing point to her.

Though really, the reason he likes her so much is because she went on his show.

Yeah, no way he gets DeSantis or Trump on (more likely to appear on Rogan) so he'll support the people who've actually been on his show. While I like Massie, he's not really electable in today's society

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

That's a quote (A)

Yeah, no way he gets DeSantis or Trump on (more likely to appear on Rogan) so he'll support the people who've actually been on his show. While I like Massie, he's not really electable in today's society

Based Tweet. Troon or not, grave dancing isn't funny.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

+Though really, the reason he likes her so much is because she went on his show.

Bingo. This is why Tim is so vehement of her. She came on once or twice and was like "I am nice person." and Tim got caught up in the "celebrity" sensation around them.


As I have said before, Tim is still mentally a child probably a teenager. He really hasn't evolved beyond that mentality - which is why he just fucking talks about movies in relation to real life every day and makes skateboards at 37 his personality defining trait. So it doesn't take much to impress him and make him go to bat for people he thinks are super cool.

Yeah, no way he gets DeSantis or Trump on (more likely to appear on Rogan) so he'll support the people who've actually been on his show. While I like Massie, he's not really electable in today's society

Especially now. I may be wrong, but it feels people people are starting to sour on Tim. His formatting has gotten shittier, his videos bland and redundant. He ignored some big events going on not more than 300 miles away, (still a good distance but when you have a fucking bugout news van and talk about how you can use it to cover events...)

You can only listen to a man go on about movies in relation to real world events so many times before you get sick of his shit in the same topics over and over. I feel like we're gonna see more drop off. He has admitted he has lost some numbers as of late although he blames the economy. We all know why - he pissed off his fans and spit on them over Eliza Bleu.

Another prime example of him getting caught up in a "Celebrity" sensation.

Beanie forgets one reason people liked Trump was because he didn't act like some ivory tower cum dump, Tim should pay someone $100 to make him a wood carving of the word decorum and stick it up his ass.

This I think plays into Tim's childish mindset. He again associates movies and TV shows with reality. He saw politicians in that acting all stoic and nice.
When in reality they're all blood drinking, shit goblins wearing masks in public. Look at LBJ man would sit on a toilet and shit while barking out orders to aides.

Tim is like the British in 1776 thinking you have to show up to a field on the day of a battle in your military colors ready to do battle. Whereas the colonists would ambush Private Buckington and his friends riding on the road then quickly disappear as fast as they came. All while they whined about how it wasn't fair they lost 5 men without any chance to fight back.

Just an absolute naïve sense of reality. For someone who grew up on the rough streets of Chicago as he often claims. He really seems out of touch with reality.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

When Ana Kasparian has the more right-wing take on the Troon Question that day, you know Tim screwed up.
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Yo, Tim actually covered this! You're beanie famous now.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Yo, Tim actually covered this! You're beanie famous now.

One thing I enjoy about the puritanical groups left and right. Is the inevitable Purity spiral where they slowly all destroy themselves in it, because no one can ever keep up with how extreme it gets. Eventually they can't keep up and get torn apart by their "own"
E: LOL holy fuck Tim, what a fence sitter "How about we don't say F anyone that's not appropriate."
Naw fuck you Tim ,fuck you.

 

[anustart76]

I think I've learned something about Tim: when he starts talking about trannies, it means he has nothing of actual value to cover. If all his videos for the day are just tranny shit, it means nothing important happened today. If he starts going on and on about trannies on the live show, it means he's run out of topics that have any actual point to them. He started sperging out about trannies beating women in women's sports tonight and that was my cue to turn it off because nothing important was left to cover.

By the way, did anyone actually care about women's sports until men started participating?

 

[Retink Retunk]

it means nothing important happened today.

Plenty of important stuff happens that Tim never talks about because it's not normie enough or he's not intelligent enough to understand it so he just pretends it doesn't exist. I do agree that it probably means Tim just ran out of anything to talk about though.

 

[anustart76]

Plenty of important stuff happens that Tim never talks about because it's not normie enough or he's not intelligent enough to understand it so he just pretends it doesn't exist.

That's probably fair. Usually he's a good metric of what's going on at the moment though, even if you can skip the videos and just look at the titles.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Fuck. This is actually hard to watch. Tim gets ready to roast fat girls for their eating habits, tries to brag about how little he had to eat this weekend and then:

"We were out, on the weekends as we often do, hanging out at the casino."

Yes, Tim wants to grandstand about morality and obesity and how we should ban TikTok while he gambles his wealth away. Remember guys, he's 37 and he doesn't have kids but he definitely wants them.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fuck. This is actually hard to watch. Tim gets ready to roast fat girls for their eating habits, tries to brag about how little he had to eat this weekend and then:

"We were out, on the weekends as we often do, hanging out at the casino."

Yes, Tim wants to grandstand about morality and obesity and how we should ban TikTok while he gambles his wealth away. Remember guys, he's 37 and he doesn't have kids but he definitely wants them.

That's a girl? She looks like a man to me.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Beanie Man shitting on the fat chick for her appearance is one of the biggest pot calling the kettle black moments I've seen recently.

He looks fucking horrible. He's bald, skinnyfat, and has the facial wrinkles and eye bags of a night shift worker in his late 50s.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Beanie Man shitting on the fat chick for her appearance is one of the biggest pot calling the kettle black moments I've seen recently.

He looks fucking horrible. He's bald, skinnyfat, and has the facial wrinkles and eye bags of a night shift worker in his late 50s.

Yea, but he skates so it's all ok, he's home with the downies.

 

[Blacklight]

Fuck. This is actually hard to watch. Tim gets ready to roast fat girls for their eating habits, tries to brag about how little he had to eat this weekend and then:

"We were out, on the weekends as we often do, hanging out at the casino."

Yes, Tim wants to grandstand about morality and obesity and how we should ban TikTok while he gambles his wealth away. Remember guys, he's 37 and he doesn't have kids but he definitely wants them.

"You ever notice there's no fat people on Star Trek?"
Jesus fucking christ, the jokes aren't even fun to make anymore. The reason why that is, is because it's a fucking TV show designed to sell advertising and merchandise you fucking balding hapa. No one wants to see a bunch of fat retards playing pretend on a cardboard stage.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

"You ever notice there's no fat people on Star Trek?"
Jesus fucking christ, the jokes aren't even fun to make anymore. The reason why that is, is because it's a fucking TV show designed to sell advertising and merchandise you fucking balding hapa. No one wants to see a bunch of fat retards playing pretend on a cardboard stage.

Pretty sure Kneelix was rotund and Gainan (Whoopie) has never not been curvy. So Tim is wrong and a fat. Admittedly both of these characters were cooks so it makes sense.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pretty sure Kneelix was rotund and Gainan (Whoopie) has never not been curvy. So Tim is wrong and a fat. Admittedly both of these characters were cooks so it makes sense.

Don't forget Morn, the big chungus himself

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Pretty sure Kneelix was rotund and Gainan (Whoopie) has never not been curvy. So Tim is wrong and a fat. Admittedly both of these characters were cooks so it makes sense.

Who can forget the Pakleds, the special needs species that got one over on our 'enlightened Federation'. Went on to capture Geordi, Kunta Kinte-style, forcing him to work for them.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Who can forget the Pakleds, the special needs species that got one over on our 'enlightened Federation'. Went on to capture Geordi, Kunta Kinte-style, forcing him to work for them.
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Lets go further: TNG, back in the fucking 60's, Harry Mudd baby:

Look at that smug chunk of lard. The thorn of the Enterprise crew that grew to be a fan favorite and has reappeared multiple times in multiple series.
And if you want disability points, look no further than Christopher Pike

Motherfucker cant even move his arms yet this rare two parter he shows up in is still considered one of the highlights of the original run.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I think I've learned something about Tim: when he starts talking about trannies, it means he has nothing of actual value to cover. If all his videos for the day are just tranny shit, it means nothing important happened today. If he starts going on and on about trannies on the live show, it means he's run out of topics that have any actual point to them. He started sperging out about trannies beating women in women's sports tonight and that was my cue to turn it off because nothing important was left to cover.

Plenty of important stuff happens that Tim never talks about because it's not normie enough or he's not intelligent enough to understand it so he just pretends it doesn't exist. I do agree that it probably means Tim just ran out of anything to talk about though.

Except for this

Sadly I couldn't find a less damage control article title in the google search I did for the amount of effort I was willing to put in.
TLDR the FBI was using a tainted witness as evidence and didn't want to admit it until the very last second when the defense caught them. (Oopsies)
Its like a week old story at this point and you would think Timwould cover it as he has had the leader of them on his show multiple times. But NOPE too hot a topic can't cover actual news.

My conclusion is Tim stopped caring. He just wants easy money and he knows boomers and the fans will eat shovels full of tranny shit day in day out in between Trump and looming war stories.

That's a girl? She looks like a man to me.

When you get to a certain point the fat just smothers all your facial structures and turns you into an amorphous blob. That's why ham beasts almost always look the same.

"You ever notice there's no fat people on Star Trek?"

Of course Tim would lead a story like that.
Gee Tim, tell me about a TV show from the 70s and 90s when morbidly obese was considered like 30 pounds overweight and even then you had fatsos.

Fuck. This is actually hard to watch. Tim gets ready to roast fat girls for their eating habits, tries to brag about how little he had to eat this weekend and then:

"We were out, on the weekends as we often do, hanging out at the casino."

Yes, Tim wants to grandstand about morality and obesity and how we should ban TikTok while he gambles his wealth away. Remember guys, he's 37 and he doesn't have kids but he definitely wants them.

Not going to watch it so I'll take your word about the casino. Holy shit he really is bad at managing his money - not that it wasn't apparent as people have pointed out the 500 dollar honey jars and the $15,000 "meteor" sword.
I feel like we're going to witness a Dennis Rodman "Money is gone" story with him in a few years.

Its clear his friends all mooch off him in their hippie compound. You can't convince me Ian is actually doing something that justifies however much Tim pays him.

He apparently worked on Minds? Considering his degree in acting that's a BIG shift. Although it was as a Director. I was given the impression initially he was a programmer. This does not seem to be the case.


E: Also last time I used Minds it was absolute garbage held together by scotch tape. And that was several years ago when the great twitter purge #30 of 1000 purges since happened.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Timwould cover it as he has had the leader of them on his show multiple times. But NOPE too hot a topic can't cover actual news.

To his credit, he did talk about it on IRL, though it could have been a full segment easily.

He apparently worked on Minds? Considering his degree in acting that's a BIG shift. Although it was as a Director. I was given the impression initially he was a programmer. This does not seem to be the case.

For a long time he was claiming to be a cofounder and Bill Ottman eventually kept correcting him that he stopped. At one point he went into more detail about it, and he was one of their first hires to basically do janny duty and customer service and not much else.

E: Also last time I used Minds it was absolute garbage held together by scotch tape. And that was several years ago when the great twitter purge #30 of 1000 purges since happened.

I tried it years ago when it was first being shilled by everyone and I liked it more than Twitter but still didn't really care about it. Though I'm not a big social media person, this place and other forums is probably the closest thing I use to social media.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

To his credit, he did talk about it on IRL, though it could have been a full segment easily.

Yeah I can't stomach him for 10 minutes anymore so I can't imagine sitting through an IRL stream to hear him comment on it. So mea culpa on that at least he mentioned it.

For a long time he was claiming to be a cofounder and Bill Ottman eventually kept correcting him that he stopped. At one point he went into more detail about it, and he was one of their first hires to basically do janny duty and customer service and not much else.

LOL.

I tried it years ago when it was first being shilled by everyone and I liked it more than Twitter but still didn't really care about it. Though I'm not a big social media person, this place and other forums is probably the closest thing I use to social media.

Same, I went over with a bunch of friends and it was fun for the first month. We shit posted without care. Then the right wing boomers started to get upset about anime boobs on their timeline and started demanding they be banned and Otto did as they asked.


Never ceases to amaze me how the "free speech" people will happily ban things they don't like while claiming their speech has been violated. Ottman's loss he had a chance and blew it. All the shit posters eventually migrated back to twitter. I know a few guys were getting ready to pay for promoted posts just of anime girl titties and ass on boomer's feeds before the bans started just because they thought it was hilarious.