Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Don't Tread on Me]

Well. This is a bold approach, even for Tim. Tim has come out and declared that Bud Light...is the beer for faggots.

I am not joking. He says "your beer is now associated with homosexual men. And I don't mean that as an insult. But what you are saying to the people who see these advertisements is that this is the drink for men who like men. Young men who see this aren't going to want to look like that. And older men won't either. Now, if you're a gay man and you want to drink Bud Light, be my guest."

Oh, more of Tim wasting his cash. He says he bought 2000 bars of the Daily Wire's chocolate.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Libby Emmons, of The Post Millenial, & Seamus Coughlin, for guests. Phil Labonte took up the Ian chair, but made the wise decision not to claim he was some form of Ian.

Seamus re-colonized his seating, with the United Ireland woodcut.

Tim's focus on Steven Crowder made him miss the news that First Republic Bank was entering receivership (placed in the custodial responsibility for the property of others, including tangible and intangible assets and rights) on Friday. Now, surprise-surprise, Tim is shocked that First Republic was bought up by JP Morgan.

Clip Collection:
-Tim contemplates cracking open the Louis XIII cognac to celebrate the bankruptcy of Vice:

-The price of Louis XIII Cognac, in U.S. dollars, as of the clipping of this episode:


-The mainstream media may not want to precipitate a bank-run, but Tim will do what no other outlet will:

-Who farted, live on-air?:

-Tim explains why he gets so many views:

-Free bleeding & free defecating:

-Tim says the "F*ck" word:

-Bud Light, the brew of gays:

-Luke sired a son with a bakaw-xum-breasted chick:

Bonus Bits:
-Tim says WE are winning:

 

[Unfun]

This is uh...this is getting depressing.

Tim starts off talking about how he was playing poker last weekend. And he's been playing poker "a lot".

Then he says he wants to start having his guests play poker.

He says he can't because West Virginia has laws against "gambling". But he intends to challenge that. How? Is he simply going to make sure there's no pot?

No. He says that poker is comparable to trading card games. And that the law banning gambling is unconstitutional. That word does not mean "unjust" or "unfair", it means "unconstitutional". There has to be some kind of right that you are losing by being restricted from playing poker. And there isn't.

But I digress. Tim is so addicted to gambling that he wants to start televising his betting and bet against random politicians like Ted Cruz, probably because he thinks he has a chance against randoms as opposed to the actual sharks he meets at a casino.

Edit: It gets worse! 22 minutes in, he says he's pursuing a lawsuit against West Virginia! This idiot couldn't even beat a porn company and he wants to sue an entire state!

Edit 2 (It's a long video): Wow, this is worse than I thought. Last 2 minutes of the video: "Every time I talk about this I get people in the comments saying 'Tim's got a gambling problem'. It ain't gambling, bro. I'll show you my bank roll, I'm up up up. In fact, I think this weekend I averaged something like $700 per hour."

How many hours is he spending at the casino? How much money is he spending each hand? This is really fucking disturbing. I know we're documenting people like they're in a zoo but I've never seen a person destroy themselves in real time and brag about it like this before.

Oh man, talk about losing odds. Tim is only a quarter Asian and he got all the gambling genes.

 

[Niggernerd]

Tim keeps saying "bud light is trying to fool us, insulting US" nigger get your own boycott. You go on and on that Republicans are feckless spineless people, but they're the ones tanking budlight while you and other lolberts keep singing "no troon scotsman" argument while latching on to an obviously successful boycott because lolberts are way more spineless and feckless that's done jackshit for YEARS

 

[ForTheHoard]

Tim keeps saying "bud light is trying to fool us, insulting US" nigger get your own boycott. You go on and on that Republicans are feckless spineless people, but they're the ones tanking budlight while you and other lolberts keep singing "no troon scotsman" argument while latching on to an obviously successful boycott because lolberts are way more spineless and feckless that's done jackshit for YEARS

Libertarians don't have any political power so their only option is to bomb government buildings, but I guess it's "what have you done for me lately."

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Tim keeps saying "bud light is trying to fool us, insulting US" nigger get your own boycott. You go on and on that Republicans are feckless spineless people, but they're the ones tanking budlight while you and other lolberts keep singing "no troon scotsman" argument while latching on to an obviously successful boycott because lolberts are way more spineless and feckless that's done jackshit for YEARS

He doesn't even drink, and disparages beer itself and Bud Light specifically every chance he gets. Real easy to boycott when you were never a customer to start.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He doesn't even drink, and disparages beer itself and Bud Light specifically every chance he gets. Real easy to boycott when you were never a customer to start.

Tim does drink, he just claims he doesn't but he's both claimed he never drinks on stream and then went on to drink on stream a couple shows later. He's just not a big drinker.

He's also said he doesn't care about the issue, he just saw it was getting clicks.

Tim keeps saying "bud light is trying to fool us, insulting US" nigger get your own boycott. You go on and on that Republicans are feckless spineless people, but they're the ones tanking budlight while you and other lolberts keep singing "no troon scotsman" argument while latching on to an obviously successful boycott because lolberts are way more spineless and feckless that's done jackshit for YEARS

I don't mind if they want to latch on and signal boost, I'm just annoyed they do the whole "it's not about troons" thing. Troons are disgusting creatures and should be ostracized from society, not encouraged.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He doesn't even drink

Every time he says this he back pedals and says he drinks once or twice a year before explaining he had a drink recently. I don't think Tim abuses alcohol, but the perpetual claim that he doesn't drink at all followed by walk backs rings as virtual signaling.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Several dumb points in this video. Point number one, he complains that the a troon comes up and says that what the politician is doing is offensive to women by saying "dude, you're a male, and you're saying you're a woman. That's insulting to women."

Yes, Tim, every troon is insulting to women, so don't defend Blaire White and others. Just condemn them all.

Then he tries to say Dylan isn't a troon and he's offensive to both troons and women, and insulting them. That's literally what this politician is doing. He is insulting troons to their faces and mocking their stupid gender rules. And Tim is applauding this, because his arguments about Dylan Mulvaney being an insult to women is not real. It's not based on anything other than sour grapes.

"I'll say it out right, I can be consistent." (No) "I don't care if a person is trans. I mean, the trans-racial thing's kind of weird, because if you're not that race, I don't know how you identify as that race, right? Like someone who's 100% Finnish claiming that they're black, it's like...you're not. ... But transgender, whatever man. Do your thing, just don't hurt kids."

Nigger, that's not an argument. If I'm born a man, I am not a woman. I am just as much a woman as I am black.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

The verse version of Tim Pool and many other lolcows.

 

[Niggernerd]

Tim does drink, he just claims he doesn't but he's both claimed he never drinks on stream and then went on to drink on stream a couple shows later. He's just not a big drinker.

He's also said he doesn't care about the issue, he just saw it was getting clicks.


I don't mind if they want to latch on and signal boost, I'm just annoyed they do the whole "it's not about troons" thing. Troons are disgusting creatures and should be ostracized from society, not encouraged.

My gripe with his latching mainly stems with the fact his audience takes his word as gospel. And he just dismisses the main issue reciting "dylan is disparaging reeeeeel trans people reee " creating retards who will believe the same thing. Tim and other lolberts are incapable of actually fighting "ze culture war" because BLAIRE WHITES ONE OF THE GOOD ONES GUISE!!! Tim can keep saying Dylan is abhorrent and I agree but he's less abhorrent than troons and Tim just can't get himself to admit it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

My gripe with his latching mainly stems with the fact his audience takes his word as gospel. And he just dismisses the main issue reciting "dylan is disparaging reeeeeel trans people reee " creating retards who will believe the same thing. Tim and other lolberts are incapable of actually fighting "ze culture war" because BLAIRE WHITES ONE OF THE GOOD ONES GUISE!!! Tim can keep saying Dylan is abhorrent and I agree but he's less abhorrent than troons and Tim just can't get himself to admit it.

I agree with you on that, and even if they want to accept Blaire, they could just say he's crazy but he's in the family so they treat the crazy like they'd treat a schizo uncle, and Blaire would probably even go along with that. Instead they make it about how much someone passes or really believes they're a helicopter.

Edit: That's something that also bothers me with Tim's take, the whole "Blaire's the real victim" when no, it's women and society who get hurt by this shit.

 

[Dean Pentel]

If I'm born a man, I am not a woman. I am just as much a woman as I am black.

Hear me out: the whole "fluid" thing could be good. If you can be gender fluid, why can't you also be race fluid? Like, what if you want to publicly say nigger (with the hard r) and do that thing where you clap your hands between every word? You totally can if you identify as gender and race fluid. Then you can be a white man again when the cops show up.

I'm telling you, it's a golden opportunity.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim brought on Tayler Hanson, field journalist, & Seamus Coughlin returns. Hannah Claire Brimelow dares the fates by sitting in Ian's chair, but did not claim to be an "Ian".

Tayler had some decent space to talk about his on the ground reporting, but they never got into his most recent efforts to film the en vouge all-ages drag shows, beyond a cursory mention clipped below.

Clip Collection:
-Tim asks why Tucker Carlson would say "F*ck you!" to Media Matters:

-Jezebel mixed up Ian & Seamus, over who made comments about no-fault divorce being bad:

-The article in question:

(Archive)

-Tim exposes the hidden furry propaganda in Harry Potter:

-Seamus exposes the hidden family propaganda in Fast & the Furious:

-Also, I was curious about Tayler's cross necklace, since it was a strange shape with curves at the ends. & it took a turn to the awkward:


-Seamus outed Tim as a gas-bag & the one that farted on-air, last episode:

-Tim has to "No Troon Scotsman" the drag show controversy, & quickly moves on:

Bonus Bit:
-Despite the writers' strike, TimcastIRL remains on-air. My response to this news:


-Ian responds to the Jezebel claims:

 

[Blacklight]

"The left started attacking me for using pop culture references to explain philosophical ideas"

No retard, everyone attacks you when you use fucking Marvel movies to try and explain ideas, because it makes you sound like you have the most basic bitch understanding of things. Not everything should be watered down for normies to understand. Especially when you use fucking Marvel movies as the carte blanche to get people to understand.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Tim miraculously remembers he is supposed to talk about news, then ruins it by talking about anything other than the news. Featuring a terrible stupid voice.

Once again, Tim brings out the seemingly random fag-bashing. "The Navy is already stereotypically a bunch of gay dudes. Do your thing Navy."

What the fuck is this? Why is Tim double stuffing his throat with troon dick at the same time he jokes and pokes fun at gay men? I'm starting to think the guy who said Blaire and Tim got steamy had a point. He's compensating for something here.

Then he starts saying the military needs to create an exciting story for men to be inspired by and look up to, and that's their problem with recruiting, lol. No their problem with recruiting is that kids are fat, criminals and on drugs (and that there are fewer and fewer kids). Shit talk the military all you want, Americans are not fit to serve even if they want to.

Bro this is starting to get weird. He says that there is a photo of Anderson Cooper rescuing a little girl, that's the kind of thing men want to see, and then he adds "And Anderson Cooper? He's a gay guy. But-"

No, no buts, Tim. Why the fuck does it matter that Anderson Cooper is gay if he's showing off exactly the sort of bravery you're asking about? Gay doesn't make a guy effeminate, half of the gay men are the most macho guys you'll ever see because that's what all the twinks are attracted to. This is the most bizarre shit I've ever seen. Tim was never like this before.

 

[Blacklight]

-snip-

Disagree on the military joining thing. People aren't joining up exactly because of shit like this. No one wants to join and get screeched at by government mandated trannies and drag queens and then get the risk of getting blown up by some 3rd world retard. Most corporate jobs already have the screeching as mandatory but without the risk of painful death/maiming and they pay better too.

 

[gayberouse]

half of the gay men are the most macho guys you'll ever see because that's what all the twinks are attracted to

Ah yes, the masculine urge to fuck men, why has it never occurred to me

 

[Niggernerd]

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[Retink Retunk]

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Professional news journalist, please understand.