Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Pool's "skateboarding" at his age finally caught up with him. He's said he's going to get some sort of hip surgery next week out of state. Seamus will fill in for him while he's out. Good I hope he takes his sweet time so his camera and mic can heal too. 🚬
What?

Tim skipped an entire week.

Then he skips 3 days in one week.

Then he takes an extended weekend.

And now he's cutting an entire week again?
 
this woman wants to fuck DeSantis and Tim is being a retard, but so is she
I think Seamus is a better host than Tim, he's actually having a discussion with this woman as we speak right now instead of screaming at her like Tim has. The post was more of a criticism against Tim's shitty hiring practices and inability to trust Hannah Claire, Sleepless, or Brett. Fucker has said he wants to be the head of a media company and be able to step back, but he can't seem to find people who aren't retarded or who he's willing to let host if they have some skills.
I watched a little bit of it. The lesbian lady was going on and on about DeSantis being better than Trump, somehow making Tim act even more like Tim, to a point where I mostly agreed with Tim and still couldn't stand him, then she brought up the vaccine adverse effects, and suddenly Tim was just being retarded. Tim was acting like a parody of Ben Shapiro, just talking fast and trying to steamroll her before she could finish talking, meanwhile Seamus was calmly trying to talk to her and understand where she was coming from. I may disagree with Seamus a lot, but he is so much better at these discussions than Tim. Tim can't keep his cool.

As far as the others, I don't know that Mary or Brett could host a show like IRL on their own, but Seamus can, and I think Hannah Claire could handle it fine, considering she did the Culture War show, which is similar. I still want to see Iancast though.
 
-Tim calls out Luke for his prior support of DeSantis, asking if he still does:
This fucking nigger. He was sucking DeSantis' dick for like TWO YEARS after 2020.
How is he this hypocritical? He was praising him on and on as a real competitor for Trump. The "friendly" alternative.

I wonder if Tim is getting hairplugs from his ass put onto his head so he can finally ditch the beanie.
 
As far as the others, I don't know that Mary or Brett could host a show like IRL on their own
Tim should hire our very own @Retink Retunk
to host IRL with Mary so they can talk about the actual shit trannies do and have euphemism for the tinyhatsmen.
I wonder if Tim is getting hairplugs from his ass put onto his head so he can finally ditch the beanie.
I bet if Ron went on his show (I would not be surprised If Tim has tried to get him on) Tim would support him. Like there's a lot I don't like about DeSantis but he did resist the lockdowns as well as the mandatory vaccine (Trump was still shilling it) so he can definitely win those people over. We just have to accept that most people are nor paying attention to the Jewish ass kissing and many would be okay with making Holocaust denial illegal and punishable by forced circumcision
 
I bet if Ron went on his show (I would not be surprised If Tim has tried to get him on) Tim would support him
I guarantee you are right. Tim is that dumb and narcissistic.

My main takes with DeSantis is I don't think he is sincere. That and he is 100% a zionist neocon in sheep's clothing. I haven't paid much attention to the cycle, but has he commented on Ukraine? I feel like he is definitely pro continuing what we have going on there. He gives me Mitt Romney vibes just not as inherently plastic on the surface.
 
Eventually his ego became too much and I stopped watching him and now mostly listen to NTD for straightforward news in less then an hour. I sometimes see the topics he's covering but rarely click on his videos.
He has to have the most vanilla presence of any YouTuber. About his only remotely individual feature is that gay beany.
 
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Oh yeah around the 1h27m mark in tonight's episode Tim announced that tomorrow's guest will be the director of the Sound of Freedom movie and Tim Ballard, who the movie's based on. Kind of a big get considering how much the movie blew up.
Surprised he did with all the Ron shit that happened, but that's Tim, just boring enough that if you aren't in the loop, you don't notice his sperg outs and just thinks he's a skateboard bro
 
I watched a little bit of it. The lesbian lady was going on and on about DeSantis being better than Trump, somehow making Tim act even more like Tim, to a point where I mostly agreed with Tim and still couldn't stand him, then she brought up the vaccine adverse effects, and suddenly Tim was just being retarded. Tim was acting like a parody of Ben Shapiro, just talking fast and trying to steamroll her before she could finish talking, meanwhile Seamus was calmly trying to talk to her and understand where she was coming from. I may disagree with Seamus a lot, but he is so much better at these discussions than Tim. Tim can't keep his cool.

As far as the others, I don't know that Mary or Brett could host a show like IRL on their own, but Seamus can, and I think Hannah Claire could handle it fine, considering she did the Culture War show, which is similar. I still want to see Iancast though.
The whole argument between them was political team sports where each side bunkered down and defended their guy no matter what. The only concession Tim made was on Lindsey Graham which was "that's bad, he shouldn't do that" which is a pretty lame way to concede the point as the biggest problem with Trump's first term, which the lesbian nailed, was that Trump let all the swamp monsters run everything which lead to a massive clusterfuck. She was also being retarded by defending the AI Fuaci thing, as there's a way of doing that as a parody, but the way it was done in the video was really shit. Once Tim goes Shapiro mode though things will only get retarded as he's not as smart as he thinks he is.

Sleepless and Brett do run the other show which often times gets the sloppy seconds of the guests from Timcast IRL, so I think they could handle it, though I'd take Iancast any day of the week, that would be wild.

Tim should hire our very own @Retink Retunk
to host IRL with Mary so they can talk about the actual shit trannies do and have euphemism for the tinyhatsmen.
If Tim was willing to hire me and give me a show, I'd do it as long as I could say whatever I wanted. I wouldn't even go full Kanye day one, I'd give it a slow burn build up but we can have a "racial slur of the day" segment with Sleepless from day one. Susan can't ban us if it's educational, right? They did allow the asshole showing for that reason.

I bet if Ron went on his show (I would not be surprised If Tim has tried to get him on) Tim would support him. Like there's a lot I don't like about DeSantis but he did resist the lockdowns as well as the mandatory vaccine (Trump was still shilling it) so he can definitely win those people over. We just have to accept that most people are nor paying attention to the Jewish ass kissing and many would be okay with making Holocaust denial illegal and punishable by forced circumcision
A big part of why Tim is so butthurt about DeSantis is because he tried to get him or his PR team on and they said no, so now he's doubling down on the hate. Meanwhile Don Jr. has been on his show, along with other Trump endorsed people, so he'll always side with them even when they do dumb shit.

Both Trump and DeSantis suck, but they're both better than Biden though.
 
If Tim was willing to hire me and give me a show, I'd do it as long as I could say whatever I wanted. I wouldn't even go full Kanye day one, I'd give it a slow burn build up but we can have a "racial slur of the day" segment with Sleepless from day one. Susan can't ban us if it's educational, right? They did allow the asshole showing for that reason.
I kind of wish Tim would hire me, I'd put all their pop culture people to shame with my ability to sperg out about comics. Would never happen though because he'd be upset at getting upstaged by somebody who actually knows more about comics than his surface-level latest-consume-product movie understanding. I still remember how ridiculous the Ethan van Sciver episode got.
 
I kind of wish Tim would hire me, I'd put all their pop culture people to shame with my ability to sperg out about comics. Would never happen though because he'd be upset at getting upstaged by somebody who actually knows more about comics than his surface-level latest-consume-product movie understanding. I still remember how ridiculous the Ethan van Sciver episode got.
I fear if any one of us was hired, he would require permanent residence at the Branch Timidian compound in the contract. Not eager to be stuck in the middle of nowhere with a heavily armed beanie, potentially blowing his top over my edits...


Tim had Jaimee Michell, the founder of Gays Against Groomers, a group of homosexuals that is opposed to the grooming & trooning of children.

Ian & Seamus were the co-hosts.

* Panel talks Trump v. DeSantis, but mostly boils down to Tim & Jaimee arguing: 15:44-1:04:34

Jaimee is die-hard DeSantis, which sets off Tim to be even more arrogant than usual...
Seamus is proving himself an excellent host, once more. As throughout the timestamp, he would give Jaimee opportunities to better explain her positions, which Tim seemed unwilling to afford her.

Jaimee, as the founder of Gays Against Groomers, expected to talk about the organisation's work on the episode. Unfortunately, she only got to briefly mention it in the pre-superchat section, & that was it.

Seamus will be hosting Timcast while Tim is away for a surgical procedure. I look forward to it, as that means less work clipping the doofy things Tim says & I can focus on the doofy things Ian says.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is losing not only hair, but cartilage in his hip, which will require a week away for surgery:


-Alright, wagers on what games Ian plays, based on this:


-Tim thinks "Some people" make arguments he thinks are irrational, which they are allowed to do. Not naming any names...
Just call out Jaimee's arguments, directly, mate:


-Tim seems to intentionally misconstrue Jaimee's Trump critiques, coming off as a bigger ponce than the literal lesbian:


-Tim claims Jaimee does not actually care about COVID-19 vaccine injuries, implying it was all from being anti-Trump. Jaimee says her mother may have been killed by vaccine complications:


-Tim claims lack of experience in a subject/inadequate research disqualifies someone from commenting on an issue, which is his entire shtick:


-Jaimee cites the lack of support Trump gave to imprisoned 6 January supporters, until he ran for re-election. Tim asks what could Trump have actually done for them:


-Tim claims that if the DeSantis team had just done what he wanted, & said they were on top of Jazz Jennings trooning out, in their state,
he would have no issue with the campaign. Instead, they pushed back & offended Tim, which he did not appreciate:


-Despite criticising "Crazy" Trump supporters, Jaimee does go to great lengths to not call all Trump supporters crazy:


-Ian is very considerate, not wanting to spoil...'Hamlet'?:


-Tim slips in that Tim Ballard, the man whose story "Sound of Freedom" is based on, will be a guest:


-Tim really is a NEET, & not changed a lot since his high school days. Stays home, makes websites, talks out of his tuckus, skateboards, etc.
Only thing different is that people are paying him to do it...:


Bonus Bits:
-I am glad Tim is getting this surgery, so he will no longer lash out at Ian when his hip acts up:


Update:
-Tim is finally ready to simultaneously broadcast his show, saying it will be on Twitter, now that monetisation is active:
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Tim, also, shared how much he made in ad revenue, which was retroactively compiled going back to February, coming to $5,823:
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What the actual fuck? You get paid to shitpost on Twitter or is this something with Twitter's video platform or something? Ad revenue in replies makes me thinks he gets paid to post lame shit on twitter.....
Apparently Twitter is giving people a cut of the money they receive from ad revenue on their tweets.
 
What the actual fuck? You get paid to shitpost on Twitter or is this something with Twitter's video platform or something? Ad revenue in replies makes me thinks he gets paid to post lame shit on twitter.....
Aye, I think this is going to lead to a marked decrease in quality, since people like Brian Krassenstein got $24,305:
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Tim had Tim Ballard, the man whose story was used to make 'Sound of Freedom', & Eduardo Verastegui, the producer of the film, as guests.
Ian & Seamus were the co-hosts.

I am thankful to report that Tim was very restrained & actually allowed Tim Ballard to talk, at length, about his work & not mire this down in discussing the news of the day.

I am giving this my highest grade of "Actually Watchable". You earned it, Tim.

Tim pledged to donate double the amount of superchats to Tim Ballard's charity. Came out to him giving $50,000.
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Clip Collection:
-Tim was respectful to Ian, acknowledging his work in content moderation & the things he had to see. I am very glad Ian never saw child exploitation material:
 
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Tim's show last night was one of the first shows I'd consider "good" in a traditional sense in a long time. Fucking shame it's about such a terrible topic, but if this makes any kind of dent in the child exploitation pandemic I'll be happier for it.

Ian kept his weird Gnostic "we're all interconnected through vibrations" bullshit to a minimum and the sudden hail Mary in Spanish caught me off guard, but was not unpleasant.
 
I mostly liked last night's show until Tim started simping for Big Brother again.

Tonight's show was pretty forgettable. Phil and Brett as co-hosts, I can't remember the guest's name, he didn't talk much. The most memorable part was Brett looking like he went full gay.
 

Tim had two drag queens duke it out over exposing children to drag performances.
Maebe A. Girl, claims to be first elected drag queen as a city councilor, & Billy, under the acting name Kitty Demure, a "conservative" drag queen.

We were almost saved from this, due to technical difficulties. But, alas...

*Had a good laugh at how much Maebe worked to justify not baning books like "Gender Queer" & "This Book is Gay": 31:56-47:07


Clip Collection:
-Billy invokes the "No Troon Scotsman" fallacy:


-Maebe does not understand per capita, when discussing how there are straight pedophiles, as well:


-Maebe claims Desmond is Amazing, an 11-year old drag queen performing for money & removing clothing, is not sexual:


Here is the clip the panel was viewing:

-Tim & Billy try to convince Maebe that vulgarity is spilling over into public:


-& that the slippery slope discussed in the 1970s about legalising gay marriage is actually coming true:


Bonus Bits:
-You cannot tell me that Billy is not a homersexual:
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Tim had Shannon Bray, a Libertarian candidate for North Carolina governor, as the guest.
Brett & Phil were the co-hosts.
I am very saddened Ian was too busy filming the music video to be there for all the UFO talk towards the end...

Clip Collection:
-I am glad Tim is elevating his supporter's ventures...Wait, $778?!? I hope that dragon is not on a 28 mm base...:


-Somehow, libertarian musician Phil is more willing to dissect Pence's fumble with the benefit of the doubt, than supposed centrist journalist Tim:


-I am shocked that Tim is shocked that the black stripe in the progress pride flag means both AIDS victims & blacks, considering the "Down-low" culture led to it affecting so many blacks in the 1980's. & since none wanted to admit they were having gay sex, it readily spread to wifes/girlfriends, & on to children:


Bonus Bits:
-Brett either caught homosexuality from the drag queens, or is attempting to channel "Kenergy":
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-I am glad Tim is elevating his supporter's ventures...Wait, $778?!? I hope that dragon is not on a 28 mm base...:
I'm not super familiar with miniatures but are they hand sculpted or something as at those prices they're nuts and the paint quality isn't great.

Also, it's a trashy shopify store with no contact info if you need support after purchase and randomly switches between USD and CAD as you scroll. Tim's not sending his best.

Edit: Oh, and don't use Shopify as a site builder, it's dogshit and scammy.
 
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