Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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On tonight's episode of Jawcast IRL, Tim was joined by Ian, Hannah-Claire, and guest Handsome Squidward Oli London.

Topics included the Maui town fires, social media and big tech tracking, suicide rates going up, climate change, Sam Harris being retarded, and Taco Bell.

Oli didn't say a ton but he had a couple moments where he got to speak up properly. Tim didn't steamroll too much, the co-hosts got plenty of time in. Tim did, however, go on his "country living" ranting a few times.

Ian & Hannah had a good exchange when it was pointed out that men were committing suicide 4x as often as women, bringing up the horrors of divorce and such.

Enjoy some Ian with no context whatsoever (timestamp around 1:41:30 if you really want the context):

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Tonight's Simp Watch:
Around the 47m mark:
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Just adding my highlights to @anustart76's summary.

Clip Collection:
-I was surprised Tim did not take more offense to Oli's yellow-faced troon history:


-Ian says that via Tim's smart watch, the authorities can track what stresses Tim out. Like talking to Ian:


-The panel talks about Chinese space lasers starting the fire in Maui:


-Oli recommends growing your own produce, as it is more satisfying. Ian takes this, & goes full woo-woo:


-Hannah & Ian talk the problems with divorce, as it favours women, no matter the circumstance:


-Tim describes how they kept Roberto Jr. inside the house when he was young, due to his diminutive size, cleaning up his waste off everything:


Bonus Bits:
-Ian attempts an analogy:


-Ian was a big star in the voice acting field, little did you know. He was going to be in the animated film, Rock-A-Doodle, but his scenes were re-dubbed:


-Outside the episode, Mary Morgan was on the Whatever podcast, again. & if you ever wonder why she is called "Sleepless", it is because she is tired of women, like this:

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-Outside the episode, Mary Morgan was on the Whatever podcast, again. & if you ever wonder why she is called "Sleepless", it is because she is tired of women, like this:
Pray for Sleepless that she makes it out of the den of degeneracy with her brand of sanity still intact. That was horrible and I feel like blood might start pouring out of my ears any moment now.
 
Ian is possibly the only reason I keep up with this thread.
Ian is far better than Tim any day of the week.

-Ian says that via Tim's smart watch, the authorities can track what stresses Tim out. Like talking to Ian:
It's all part of a CIA plot to keep Tim bald by stressing him out. He thinks he chose the beanie, but the beanie was put upon him by the glowies.

-Outside the episode, Mary Morgan was on the Whatever podcast, again. & if you ever wonder why she is called "Sleepless", it is because she is tired of women, like this:
How does anyone find that attractive? That woman is gross and Sleepless is right to look upon her with disgust.
 
I could only tolerate 50 seconds of that ahegao queen clip. Do men really find women who act desperate attractive? I know it's cliche for a woman to find desperate men unappealing but wow, do I not like her either.
So much fakeness exudes from her being that I cannot even consider the possibility that she is human. Those eyes show no humanity or soul.
 
Outside the episode, Mary Morgan was on the Whatever podcast, again. & if you ever wonder why she is called "Sleepless", it is because she is tired of women, like this:
Yeah I don't think I can fix her
I could only tolerate 50 seconds of that ahegao queen clip. Do men really find women who act desperate attractive? I know it's cliche for a woman to find desperate men unappealing but wow, do I not like her either.
She probably has an onlyfans and is trying to win the animesimps like @Retink, who has a lot of spare time. Say what you want about old school comic book nerds but at least their autism was genuine that they could see through these thots
 
How does anyone find that attractive?
I'd sleep with her, but I wouldn't want to spend money on her.



On tonight's episode, Tim was joined by Phil and Hannah-Claire, with guests Paul Ingrassia and Robbie Mann.

Topics included the Maui fires again, this time with more conspiracy talk, a weird TikTok and the downfall of marriage in the west, global population collapse, the Jan 6 glowie op, Hunter Biden, some viral country song, and the 2024 election.

Pretty typical show, but I'll actually compliment Tim tonight: aside from Wednesday's episode, he's been much better about letting others talk lately. He also had a very based rant about the Second Amendment and gun rights around the 1h35m mark.

When Michelle Obama was brought up, the chat again lit up with "BIG MIKE" while when Gavin Newsom was mentioned, the chat called him "American Psycho"

Mann was oddly like Ian but worse in that he didn't seem to have Ian's thoughtfulness, he just threw out stupid ideas without thinking.

SIMPWATCH:
I didn't see any simping super chats tonight, but the chat was full of simps for Hannah (I'll admit, she did look very nice tonight)
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Side note, I saw a girl at the hardware store that kind of looked like Hannah today. Her jaw was normal-sized though.
 

Tim had The Culture War episode on whether it is education or indoctrination to introduce critical race theory, gender studies, etc. in schools.

Desmond Fambrini represented the "It is education" side. Kelly Schenkoske represented the "It is indoctrination" side. Physiognomy checks out, once again.
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So, it was a Barack Obama-Joker hybrid versus a mother.
Desmond is also the stereotypical mincing homosexual in his mannerism, which can be terribly grating in large doses. I had to take several breaks to get through most of this. You have been warned.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is no longer alone, now there is another centrist on the panel:


-Raised by two mothers which were separated, grew up in the Bay Area, says he was not groomed:


-You heard it here, first, "LGBT" is not about sex:


-I wrote the Obama-Joker comparison as I watched the start of the stream. Needed to take breaks, due to Desmond's fruity nature irritating me. Little did I know I would be so right:


-His biological father was black, & he left his Italian mother when Desmond was very young...I could not, even, tell:


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I'd sleep with her, but I wouldn't want to spend money on her.



On tonight's episode, Tim was joined by Phil and Hannah-Claire, with guests Paul Ingrassia and Robbie Mann.

Topics included the Maui fires again, this time with more conspiracy talk, a weird TikTok and the downfall of marriage in the west, global population collapse, the Jan 6 glowie op, Hunter Biden, some viral country song, and the 2024 election.

Pretty typical show, but I'll actually compliment Tim tonight: aside from Wednesday's episode, he's been much better about letting others talk lately. He also had a very based rant about the Second Amendment and gun rights around the 1h35m mark.

When Michelle Obama was brought up, the chat again lit up with "BIG MIKE" while when Gavin Newsom was mentioned, the chat called him "American Psycho"

Mann was oddly like Ian but worse in that he didn't seem to have Ian's thoughtfulness, he just threw out stupid ideas without thinking.

SIMPWATCH:
I didn't see any simping super chats tonight, but the chat was full of simps for Hannah (I'll admit, she did look very nice tonight)
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Side note, I saw a girl at the hardware store that kind of looked like Hannah today. Her jaw was normal-sized though.
I am surprised that Tim & the panel did not consider that the most likely source of the fires was a Climate Change-obsessed Democrat.

*Tim defends the inalienable right to keep & bear arms. A rare Tim Pool "W": 1:34:57-1:43:54


Clip Collection:
-Who is this usurper to our Graf von Graphene's role:


-Hannah comes out as Canadian? But we can forgive her for that, right?:


-I made a joke image, at the start, that Tim was using this Robby Mann bloke as a substitute Ian, & Tim just outright confirms it, later on:


-Ian was not there, so we could not see his reaction to the LK-99 superconductor being exposed as a fraud...:


Bonus Bits:
-Tim shared the first commercial for CastBrew Coffee, staring our own Ian Crossland:


-I felt robbed, tonight:
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-Mary posted her thoughts on the "woman" featured in the Whatever podcast clip, shown in my previous post:
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(Archive.today is down, at the moment...)


Ian supported her statement:
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(Archive.today is down, at the moment...)
 
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I found that show part educational before turning it off. I didn't know chickens can die of a heart attack. Imagine that. I wonder if he baked it or fried it after that. Waste of a good meal if he didn't.

Edit. I'm being told they are planning a viking funeral for the bird. Would that count as a bbq?

There's no way they know how to butcher an animal even a rooster and I doubt they got it to someone in time to have it done.
So I'd wager that bird went to waste.

Caught up on the rest of the thread Tim's still an idiot good to know.
 
On tonight's episode, Tim was joined by Ian and Hannah-Claire with guest JW Gibbons (I don't know anything about him).

Topics included the latest Trump indictment, Civil War, and general societal breakdown.

Ian had an extremely based moment around the 1h5m mark where he just builds up to an explosion. This is followed by Tim joking about it coming from Ian having been working out.

Not much else to highlight, mostly the usual Civil War crap, and Tim thinking he's right when clearly there's no way to prove it.

SIMPWATCH:
The chat was simping even more than usual for Hannah tonight. Sure, she looked nice, but it was ridiculous, even more simping comments than usual.

A simping super chat
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This guy's clearly just watching for Hannah at this point
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Chat's becoming self-aware
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I don't even know how to respond to this one
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-Mary posted her thoughts on the "woman" featured in the Whatever podcast clip, shown in my previous post:
It is very easy for Tim and his crew to talk the talk. But does she walk the walk? Is Sleepless married herself? Does she have kids? I genuinely don't know. But I do know Tim talks a lot of shit to parents while being unwed at 38.
 

Alright boys, Tim is angry! He declares that the Democrats are cheating to steal power and oppress free speech. He declares, without evidence, that journalists and media personalities will also be indicted. He says this will be the run up to hot conflict and a Civil War and it is all the Democrats' fault....

Then he turns around and says "but there wasn't any fraud in 2020!"
 

Alright boys, Tim is angry! He declares that the Democrats are cheating to steal power and oppress free speech. He declares, without evidence, that journalists and media personalities will also be indicted. He says this will be the run up to hot conflict and a Civil War and it is all the Democrats' fault....

Then he turns around and says "but there wasn't any fraud in 2020!"
But his employer might scold him if he questions 2020. If Google gets mad, he might not be able to build another skate park, and without another skate park, we'll surely lose the civil war.
 
It is very easy for Tim and his crew to talk the talk. But does she walk the walk? Is Sleepless married herself? Does she have kids? I genuinely don't know. But I do know Tim talks a lot of shit to parents while being unwed at 38.
I want to say Mary is in her early twenties, so it is slightly more excusable than Tim's current life situation. Hopefully, she can escape the Branch Timidian compound & find a somewhat normal person to start a family with.

On tonight's episode, Tim was joined by Ian and Hannah-Claire with guest JW Gibbons (I don't know anything about him).

Topics included the latest Trump indictment, Civil War, and general societal breakdown.

Ian had an extremely based moment around the 1h5m mark where he just builds up to an explosion. This is followed by Tim joking about it coming from Ian having been working out.

Not much else to highlight, mostly the usual Civil War crap, and Tim thinking he's right when clearly there's no way to prove it.

SIMPWATCH:
The chat was simping even more than usual for Hannah tonight. Sure, she looked nice, but it was ridiculous, even more simping comments than usual.

A simping super chat
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This guy's clearly just watching for Hannah at this point
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Chat's becoming self-aware
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I don't even know how to respond to this one
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Tim has trended on Twitter for, you guessed it, saying we are in a civil war:
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Tim trended under "Entertainment", despite him being distinctly un-entertaining:
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*Ian's big blow up over Americans being robbed of their right to self-defence, by "technocratic oversight" & "foreign interests", calls Jordan Neely "a bum", insists people learn how to use a gun: 1:02:09-1:08:35

Clip Collection:
-Ian is here to talk graphene & chew butt, & he's all out of butt:


-Tim thinks that because of the riot over Kai Cenat's Playstation 5 give-away, it shows how civil war is upon us:


-Ian hopes we have a legion of Adeptus Astartes, lying in wait:


-A super chat alerts Tim that Jeremy Hambly's (TheQuartering) father passed away. Tim reacts oddly, Ian reacts correctly:


Bonus Bits:
-The new Primarch of America's legion of super humans, Ian the Graphene:
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