Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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He's swole, your shit will look bigger shortly after lifting more than you're used to than they will if you're maintaining. That and probably genetics, I know I lift more than him but it doesn't show as much.
Yeah my genetics fucking suck for sure. I'm always trying to get up to the next weight level, but it feels like it's exponentially harder to pack on more weight the more you're already lifting. My protein intake's probably not enough either; it is hard to get all that protein.
 
Yeah my genetics fucking suck for sure. I'm always trying to get up to the next weight level, but it feels like it's exponentially harder to pack on more weight the more you're already lifting. My protein intake's probably not enough either; it is hard to get all that protein.
It's not even a lifting thing, it's more of how much it shows. Some people are just wiry by nature so they'll always look thin even if they're able to lift more than others. It's like a six pack, it comes down to if you even have the muscles there as you might just have a four pack or something as it's not as bifurcated.
 
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She's now a nameless building
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But I prefer the classic
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Though I'm sure you can see why they don't use the true original
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I always knew Aunt Jemima was a "brick house", but not like this...

Holy shit Ian told Tim he fell for a reddit troll about "food comes from the store, not a farm" and he got triggered because he's so sure people who proclaim to be smart are also ignorant because some dude named Kyle Calinski (or some shit) didn't know land from above being cut in squares is due to farms. And then Tim started farmsplaining again.

Ian has been making sense and standing up to Tim a lot lately. Did Seamus give him tardrangling tips before he left?
Unironically, Ian has developed higher testosterone levels.

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Tim had Kingsley Cortes, a national committeewoman for the D.C. Young Republicans, as the guest.
Ian & phil co-hosted.

*Tim rants about how people online are ignorant of where food came from: 59:26-1:09:46
Here is the tweet that Tim cited, along with Kyle Kulinski's later explanation:
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Clip Collection:
-Tim says election season means the alogorithm will suppress the reach of his videos. Could not be people just getting tired of him:


-I am shocked no one asked if Roberto Jr. was vaccinated:


-Tim was looking into a mirror, as he said this:


-Ian talks about the time he was defecated on by a snake:


-Tim refuses to believe someone would say innane things, just to troll him, because he knows from "reporting on the ground":


-Phil & Ian get superchat requests for their patented cries. Kingsley regrets coming on the show:
 
Ian showed off the guns today, and may I just say, HOW THE FUCK ARE IAN'S BICEPS THE SAME SIZE AS MINE WHEN I'M CURLING TWICE AS MUCH FUCKING WEIGHT AS HE IS?!

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Seriously though, he's made some decent gains, but they mentioned he's curling 25lbs weights. His biceps are about as big as mine and I'm curling 50lbs.
Tim Pool may be a shitty commentator but he has a good health plan and Ian was able to get TRT

Also biceps are pretty genetic and it's best not to go too heavy and instead focus on tiring them out with medium reps (12-15)
 
Kingsley regrets coming on the show
Pool treats his guests so poorly i swear. If they're not ready to talk and join in on the conversation while others listen to an outside voice (you know, be a fucking guest), Tim will bark over them and his co-hosts with his thousandth mention of civil war, skateboarding and chickens. All while said guest, like Kingsley, will just sit there and never get a word in edgewise because Tim is a bad host and a camerawhore they probably didn't know what they agreed to.

Seamus was respectful to guests and let them talk more than himself (you know, like a fucking host). I hope he comes back soon.
 

Tim is still fucking coping about Donald Trump refusing to surrender and starting a "who's got the bigger dick" battle with the feds. It's the fourth indictment. He surrendered for the last three of them. Why would he fight this one? He has no reason to. Tim wants to see Trump fight against the machine because he wants to feel like he's on the side that's powerful and stamping out the bad guys, and he wants to continuously assert that Trump can win this election.

Nope. None of that's true. This is how they're going to stop Trump this time. Lock him in a jail cell then let Biden beat DeSantis.
 
I only watched parts of tonight's episode with Sean Spicer, but I watched the whole segment where they discuss Project Veritas firing people. There was a super chat near the end of the show mentioning that the current CEO, Hannah Giles, is a black belt or something, but how the fuck did a room with a bunch of "professional journalists" miss the fact that Hannah Giles is the woman that O'Keefe started Veritas with? She isn't just some random woman, she's literally the girl who dressed as a prostitute for their very first sting operation; they completely missed what an absolutely massive betrayal of James O'Keefe this was, by her specifically. Tim is more interested in going on and on about his "Civil War" bullshit.

And he still doesn't get that a civil war requires 2 major factions to actually be fighting, he'll go to ridiculous lengths to justify his definition of a civil war instead of just admitting what it is: a Mao-esque cultural revolution.
 
I only watched parts of tonight's episode with Sean Spicer, but I watched the whole segment where they discuss Project Veritas firing people. There was a super chat near the end of the show mentioning that the current CEO, Hannah Giles, is a black belt or something, but how the fuck did a room with a bunch of "professional journalists" miss the fact that Hannah Giles is the woman that O'Keefe started Veritas with? She isn't just some random woman, she's literally the girl who dressed as a prostitute for their very first sting operation; they completely missed what an absolutely massive betrayal of James O'Keefe this was, by her specifically. Tim is more interested in going on and on about his "Civil War" bullshit.

And he still doesn't get that a civil war requires 2 major factions to actually be fighting, he'll go to ridiculous lengths to justify his definition of a civil war instead of just admitting what it is: a Mao-esque cultural revolution.
Nothing more cruel than the wrath of a woman, scorned.
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Also, I am shocked that you were shocked that Tim Pool missed this.
& apparently this Hannah is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu:

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We have the upcoming Culture War lineup: Laura Loomer v. Bill Mitchell, discussing Trump versus DeSantis.
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Tim had Sean Spicer, former press secretary for President Donald Trump.
Hannah & Ian co-hosted.

Clip Collection:
-Tim expects the first location of his coffee shop to open by Halloween, this year. & he is already thinking of franchising out:


-Ian is, & always will be, a good boy:


Clint responded on Twitter:
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-Tim insists on having prep time before his show to know what to talk about. Tim mixed up the cases where Trump wanted to defer it until 2026:


-Now, now, Tim. That is no way to talk about the trans-racialists in the Democratic Party:


-Having never listened to Post Malone, I cannot verify what Ian says here. I do like him saying "Posty energy":


-No one watched Mike Lindell's event, that he was promoting during his appearance on The Culture War:


-Tim gives his own opinion on his product. Love that he describes the French roast he sells as "C, C+":


Bonus Bits:
-Ian is bursting at the seams:
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I said it before, but I'm now completely convinced Phil is functionally retarded as he couldn't understand Hitler tried to unify Europe under the Nazi rule. Unification can be conducted by force, and it's funny because if you look up the term its use reference is "the cost of German unification" which is when Prussia unified Germany, partially by force in some cases.
 
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Tim was talking about how he could lose everything and be happy being homeless because "he knows how to live homeless". He couldn't give up his gadgets for 5 minutes. He'd go crazy being homeless, his idea of homeless is larping in a $500k van with millions in his bank account.
Him constantly telling everyone to just up and move makes it obvious enough he's forgotten what it's like to not be rich.

"Okay but like"
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"have you considered we're literally in a"
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"CIVIL WAR?!?!?!?!?!"

Tonight's episode was Tim with Ian and Phil and guest Laura Loomer, staying over from the Culture War episode from this morning where she debated Bill Mitchell on Trump vs DeSantis.

Topics included Trump skipping the Republican debate to do an interview with Tucker Carlson, Laura's history, DeSantis being terrible, typical culture stuff. Pretty boring episode although it was mildly entertaining when Laura brought up whites becoming a minority and Tim and Phil rushed to say how much they didn't care. I also enjoyed Laura pointing out that things like Bud Light are a distraction and conservatives are all too happy to focus on that instead of the real issues, and Tim defending having Bud Light and trannies living in his head rent-free.

The best part, however, was Tim absolutely seething at the idea of Elon Musk removing the "block" functionality from X/Twitter. He has a beautiful meltdown egged on by Ian that starts around the 1h13m mark.
 
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I said it before, but I'm now completely convinced Phil is functionally retarded as he couldn't understand Hitler tried to unify Europe under the Nazi rule. Unification can be conducted by force, and it's funny because if you look up the term its use reference is "the cost of German unification" which is when Prussia unified Germany, partially by force in some cases.
What’s funny is unification is alwsys done through force. Every time. It is never peaceful. It’s never without the cost of lives pand the attempted removal of political opposition. It’s the history books that remove all of the bad stuff the winners did.
 
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What’s funny is unification is alwsys done through force. Every time. It is never peaceful. It’s never without the cost of lies and the attempted removal of political opposition. It’s the history books that remove all of the bad stuff the winners did.
For national unification, which I think you're referring to you're right, though there are probably some cases of small groups unifying peacefully or by accident and in some cases corporate unification can be peaceful though often times is hostile as well.

Phil's other argument was that unification can not involve genocide which is also retarded as unification can easily result in genocide of outgroups who either oppose unification or are seen as an enemy of the new state.
 
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Phil's other argument was that unification can not involve genocide which is also retarded as unification can easily result in genocide of outgroups who either oppose unification or are seen as an enemy of the new state.
I mean, the reason unifications normally happen is because the losing side does not want to be genocided in the first place. And as you say, sometimes the winners don't stop at surrender.
 
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This is the second time Tim has posted crying about not being paid by twitter. Why does he need this money so badly? He used to post freely without needing any remuneration, now he acts like he needs this money; millions in his bank account not enough that he needs 5k? Is this twitter money his poker money since thats all he seems to talk about anymore?
 
Tim was talking about how he could lose everything and be happy being homeless because "he knows how to live homeless". He couldn't give up his gadgets for 5 minutes. He'd go crazy being homeless, his idea of homeless is larping in a $500k van with millions in his bank account.
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Tim & Laura Loomer both kvetch over not getting what they think they deserve.

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Tim had Bill Mitchell, a pro-DeSantis person, & Laura Loomer, a pro-Tump person, on to debate the merits of their preferred candidate.
Kyle Becker, a podcast host, was also there.

It rapidly descended into Bill & Laura attempting to out-interrupt each other, trading barbs over their candidate of choice.
Needless to say, I was not a fan of this episode. Both went back & forth, trying to sling the most mud upon their opponent, instead of any sort of substantive discussion.
Thus, I cannot clip much worthwhile, nor can I recommend you watch it, yourself.
This includes accusing each other's candidate of being the bigger swindler of their donors.

Tim managed to sneak in between the bile going back-&-forth, to ask Bill about why DeSantis people are so mean to him, which Bill says he does not know why. Tim still nursing that wounded ego from his Twitter spat.

Clip Collection:
-If you want a summary of the "discussion", tonight, see here:


-Bill says what we are all thinking:


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Tim had Laura Loomer stick around for the IRL episode.
Ian & Phil were co-hosting.

*Laura Loomer brings up replacement theory, & how by 2045, the United States will have a majority minority population. Sadly, she backs down from this, saying this will not have an appreciable change in America's status: 1:06:14-1:10:22

*Ian gets Tim's goat over blocking on Twitter: 1:13:03-1:21:50

Clip Collection:
-Tim makes another advertisement for one of his Timcast members, this time a comic:


-Laura claims people are saying DeSantis has autism, or Asperger's Syndrome:


-Laura says DeSantis is like a prostitute, "offering favours" to get money:


-Ian "Das Reich" Crossland strikes, again. Though he did try to assuage Laura, der juden at the table, that not all unification is "good":


-Tim, finally, admits his clash with DeSantis campaign was personal:



-Tim creates his most barmy hypothetical, yet:


Alex Jones did it far better:

-Laura calls out the fixation on Bud Light by "The Right":


-Tim asks what question he gets asked the most. Laura says what we all would, in that moment:
 
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This is the second time Tim has posted crying about not being paid by twitter. Why does he need this money so badly? He used to post freely without needing any remuneration, now he acts like he needs this money; millions in his bank account not enough that he needs 5k? Is this twitter money his poker money since thats all he seems to talk about anymore?
If Tim gets that much for 243M views on Twitter, he's basically making $18 a million views which is pretty good as Tiktok and Youtube Shorts pay something like $20-30 a million views and those are far more production intensive than making a text post on some site.

Tim & Laura Loomer both kvetch over not getting what they think they deserve.
To Loomer's credit if her numbers are true and she's getting $200 while Timmy is getting $5,000, it's a bit weird. Maybe her content is much worse, but the way Twtitter pays out doesn't make much sense.
 
There was a video of a cyclist, the most ignoble of people taking up the road, burning a "Trump Won" sign in Raleigh, North Carolina:


Tim saw the tweet, & offered a $5000 to identify the arsonist:
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The man was identified within 24 hours, thanks to his Strava route. Strava is an app that shares your cycling, or running, routes via GPS:
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Tim is now talking with "legal" about giving the reward to a bloke in Lodi, California, that first confirmed the identity:
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