Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Tim has spent the last hour on today's timcast annoyingly fanboying over "Rich Men North of Richmond" in between news stories (I didn't think the song was bad at all but it's not as catchy as others I've heard). And Tim is once again getting delusions of grandeur of this being "the thing to wake people up/unite the west/create culture again" or some shit. We get it tim this is the latest song you're jacking off to while fantasizing about civil war, shut the fuck up.
 
On tonight's episode of Timcast IRL, Tim with Ian and Hannah-Claire had guest Lauren Brown, who is, in fact, not Just Pearly Things.

Topics included Andy Ngo winning a case against Antifa, the Trump flag arsonist getting caught, that viral country song, and the Trump indictment.

Tim was back to his usual self, dominating the conversation with his usual crap. Ian got in some absolute gigachad moments though, basically telling people to wake up, etc. Not much to talk about since I ended up tuning out half the time while Tim was yakking.

Tim's personal A-Log, "The Real Hydro PX" sent a bunch of super chats during the show insulting Tim, but I'm too lazy to highlight them all. I still don't understand why you'd donate to someone you don't like just to insult them.



I don't typically make specific comments on BigBadBeanie1000's daytime videos, but this one was just so bad.

This video was meant to be about the Alex Jones prediction of COVID lockdowns coming back appearing to be on track to come true, but Tim spends the second half of the video rambling about his casino vacation over the weekend, basically nothing to do with the topic of the video. It's downright obnoxious.
 
Tim copes and says that black people stealing isn't about race, its about culture.

Sure. Black culture.
Tim is a good example of why moderates fall apart in times of crisis. At their core, moderates have the positions they have because they didn't think it through. Their opinions have absolutely no epistemology (gamers use the term meta) to them, so when they have to argue against someone who does have some kind of meta, they lose because the extremist is logically consistent while the moderate is being arbitrary about their moderation. The moderate has to hope that facts are on their side, but when it isn't, they lose on that front too. Moderates have no actual rhetorical or leadership skills, so they just disintegrate.
 
Pool treats his guests so poorly i swear. If they're not ready to talk and join in on the conversation while others listen to an outside voice (you know, be a fucking guest), Tim will bark over them and his co-hosts with his thousandth mention of civil war, skateboarding and chickens. All while said guest, like Kingsley, will just sit there and never get a word in edgewise because Tim is a bad host and a camerawhore they probably didn't know what they agreed to.
It was around the time of the Louis Rossmann guest special that I started to hate Tim a lot more.
Just watching him waste a very bright man's time by not talking about a very important topic like Right to Repair or Right to Own and going on about stupid civil war shit and new york.
 
Have a twofer, since I spaced on the date, & lived a moment free of Beanies.

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Tim had Lauren Brown, a Twitter personality, on 21 August 2023.
Hannah & Ian were co-hosting.

Clip Collection:
-Tim has put up $20,000 in prize money for a local skate contest, on 26 August, in Martinsburg, WV. He admits to not coordinating with the group setting this up, ahead of time:


-Ian is sick of COVID, & refuses to comply:


-Tim had to un-follow Bill Mitchell, the participant in The Culture War episode, due to his anti-Trump posts. Tim says the anti-Trump talk in the Republican party is stronger than in the Left, at this time. Which makes sense with an active primary campaign going on:


-Apropos of nothing, but was Lydia a nurse?:


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Tim had Natalie Winters, the co-host of Steve Bannon's War Room, back for another episode, on 22 August 2023.
Ian & Phil co-hosted.

Clip Collection:
-Ian & Tim regale us with the tale of how they got the charged crystal necklace:


-Ian goes testosterone rage over the possibility of government re-imposing mask mandates & lockdowns:


-I prefer Ian's analogies to Tim's, because at least Ian makes up his own completely insane imagery instead of pirating the latest Marvel movie pabulum:




-Ian & Phil have good repartee, because they both are good-humoured about ribbing each other:




-By the end of the show, the Martinsburg Skate competition rejected Tim's involvement & offer of prize money:


Bonus Bits:
-Saw this comic people were clowning upon, made by an incel (or closeted cuckold fetishist) on Twitter, & was shocked how much the doomer looked like Tim...:
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*Update*:
-Tim tweeted out that the prize pool was cancelled, officially, & he is promising to buy land & host his own skate event, at a later date:
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Tim is a good example of why moderates fall apart in times of crisis. At their core, moderates have the positions they have because they didn't think it through. Their opinions have absolutely no epistemology (gamers use the term meta) to them, so when they have to argue against someone who does have some kind of meta, they lose because the extremist is logically consistent while the moderate is being arbitrary about their moderation. The moderate has to hope that facts are on their side, but when it isn't, they lose on that front too. Moderates have no actual rhetorical or leadership skills, so they just disintegrate.
Moderates are cowards, not much more. It's annoying that people are so afraid of being racist that they won't point out the obvious that black culture has an element to it that promotes crime and violence. Worse yet, the fear of criticizing blacks keeps people from legitimately mocking and ridiculing that element of black culture, which allows it to grow and spread. If people could legitimately point out that problem in blacks and mock it, it would probably be more reigned in and the black people who aren't like that would benefit as a result, but no, instead they blame it on climate change or some other dumb shit.

And the funny thing is, the left isn't afraid to even point out that people like Larry Elder behave too white for black society.

-Apropos of nothing, but was Lydia a nurse?:
If I remember right she was a nurse but worked in a senior home not a hospital.
 
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Tim had Sohrab Ahmari, an author & editor for Compact magazine, as the guest.
If you feared missing out on the debate, fear not, Tim watched in on the stream, offering his colourful commentary.
Ian & Phil co-hosted.

Clip Collection:
-Tim opens up the episode by saying he will not be covering the Fox News Debate:


-Ian is both correct, & incorrect, here on Donald Trump's connections with Jeffrey Epstein:

It was not merely Epstein attending a party with Donald Trump one time. Donald Trump, as well as Ivana, his ex-wife at the time, & Ivanka Trump, his daughter, were listed in Jeffrey Epstein's address book:
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But Trump did allegedly bar Jeffrey Epstein from Mar-a-Lago, after he made advances on a daughter of another member:
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So, Ian is technically correct...the BEST KIND of correct.

-Tim brings up the tweet Hasan Piker made, commenting on Ian's anti-mask rant:
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The panel discusses it, & Ian says that despite his tweet, he still loves "Hassy":


-Tim caves & changes to watching a live stream of the debate, via the GOP page on Rumble. This extends for the entire debate, which leads to the show going an hour longer than normal:
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-Tim takes umbrage at abortion going back to the states, claiming the 14th Amendment means it is a Federal issue. Tim going pro-life, now?:


-Vivek wins over Tim by saying his favourite phrases, all mashed together:
 
Tim has begun simping for X. He is now stating in every video that you should convince your family to get on X so that you can start bombarding them with right-wing propaganda. I guess he is worried that his new cash cow is going to dry up unless he stops the bleeding.
He wasn’t like this when he complained that he idea of removing the block filter was not a good one

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Im surprised it took him just four days to change his tune. It seems short.
 
-Tim opens up the episode by saying he will not be covering the Fox News Debate:
-Tim caves & changes to watching a live stream of the debate, via the GOP page on Rumble.
As soon as that happened, I clicked off. Was there a reason he couldn't livewatch the Trump/Tucker interview on twitter or was the need to bitch about do-nothing RINOs just too tempting?

-Tim takes umbrage at abortion going back to the states, claiming the 14th Amendment means it is a Federal issue. Tim going pro-life, now?:
You saw how easy he changed his mind on the RINO debate. Believe that beanie-wearing waterless fish can flip and flop on anything when it's convenient.
 
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Tim had Eric Hunley, co-host of the podcast America's Untold Stories, as the guest.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts. Ian is MIA, sad to say...

Clip Collection:
-Tim advertises his next live event:


-Eric is the wet blanket to Tim's incendiary talk:


-Tim discusses how Hassy has only a veneer of punk rock, disguising an establishment core:


-Tim references the catnapping kerfuffle with Emily & Rocco to explain the issues with Twitter showing the headline of an article, in tweets:


-For $100 a month, you can be a Branch Timidian "Elite" member, & gain access to all sorts of perks:


Bonus Bits:
-Wait, what is that strange off-colour white stain on Tim's beanie?
Ohhhhh, Tim...:
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You do NOT wipe that on your show beanie, you use the bathroom beanie for cleanup:

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Tim had The Culture War episode centre around dating, & monogamy.
On one side was Fresh & Fit, a podcasting duo, & the other was Jason Howerton, who runs a more family focused internet community.

Clip Collection:
-Fresh & Fit compare the need for more sexual experience, to compete with a rising female body count, as training for a boxing match:


-Jason argues that chasing pleasure will not provide fulfillment:


-Fresh & Fit attempt to sneak in a little JQ on the DL:


-I do not know why Tim decided to make the White man the defender of monogamy, & the Black men as the advocate for more polygamous options. Really gets the noggin jogging:


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Tim had Fresh & Fit as the guest for the Timcast episode.
Brett was the sole co-host.
Not an especially interesting episode, as a good chunk was Tim going off on how all the Trump cases are bollocks, because he google-searches the laws they are using.

Clip Collection:
-Tim plugs the Substack of one of his members:


Let us see what this woman's content is like:
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-Tim "Google Search" Pool knows best, lads:


-Tim tries his had at Jerry Seinfeld humour:
 
-Tim "Google Search" Pool knows best, lads:
I watched the first bit of it and it's amazing how Tim can come off as the retarded one when talking with Fresh who is a moron. He kept arguing that Trump shouldn't have turned himself in because he wasn't served despite being notified, having his legal team probably notified, and as Fresh said when they come to arrest you they don't usually serve you first like in a civil suit.
 
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