Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Dona Morte]

Tim you are gay.
Just accept it.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Oh shit. I've just been warned by a note on my profile that I've doxed my location by disclosing the store I shopped at and the prices.

Apparently now it's possible to determine that I live on the Coast of Florida near Tampa Bay not far from the revered birthplace of Ron DeSantis.

I shall anxiously await the now inevitable attack of the troons .

Don't double post please.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I get what Beanie is trying to say, but that phrasing makes it sound like he not only kidnapped cats but killed dogs.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I get what Beanie is trying to say, but that phrasing makes it sound like he not only kidnapped cats but killed dogs.
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Adam Crigler, the former co-host & former best beanie to Tim, asked that of him:

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Adam has been sniping at Tim like this, as of late, after a long hiatus:


This one was the spiciest:

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Also, the Branch Timidian compound celebrates Labour Day, it appears, so no clips for you, all.
May this news only improve your mood.

 

[anustart76]

Adam has been sniping at Tim like this, as of late, after a long hiatus

Adam really seems like he's still butthurt about Tim, while Tim never even mentions him anymore. He keeps bringing up Tim on his streams while saying he doesn't like bringing up Tim, and he complained about him on the Side Scrollers podcast he appears on every so often just the other day

Timmy kicked Luke to the curb because he's a DeDantis supporter. He has less reach now.
I hope his pup is okay.

Luke should probably start his own coffee company now.

Luke is still doing his independent journalism thing, he posts videos on his website and his own WeAreChange channel

Remember, at one point Tim's chat was simping for Lydia because she's catholic and made a few Helicopter jokes. This was also right before she got fat during covid and became the legendary Braphog that hunted down @Retink. Meanwhile @Retink Retunk is the only sleepless simp.

Well Hannah's not fat yet, so I guess I'm the thread's Hannah simp. I'm still not giving anyone any money though.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Seems like Adam is stagnating to me and trying to jump start drama with the only thing he's actually known for.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Jackson Hinkle, host of the YouTube program The Dive, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Ian introduces himself as Ian Crossland, on Ian Crossland:

-Jackson begins to rev up his tankie engine. This will make more sense, as the interview goes forward:

-Tim just cannot be happy, can he? There is ANTIFA being charged, & he still gripes about Hillary Clinton not being arrested:

-Hannah & Ian discuss the store, Banana Republic, & how strange that name is for a clothing outlet:

-The workouts have given Ian two things: muscles & a sailor's mouth:

-Jackson refers to the Soviet Union as "pretty based":

-Ian is on fire, tonight, as in he is ready to burn blasphemous beings, like those from Baldur's Gate 3, for the high crime of being unnatural:

-Ian says he just wants to save the princess, not shtup her:

-Jackson lauds the Communist Chinese economy, Ian asks how much impact their no-tolerance lockdown policy effected the economy, Jackson hems & haws a bit:

-Ian shows off his gun collection:


Bonus Bits:
-Tim has been infected by the AI Colonel from Metal Gear Solid 2:

-Phil is regretting not being there this evening:

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It would have ended up, like this:

 

[Retink Retunk]

Seems like Adam is stagnating to me and trying to jump start drama with the only thing he's actually known for.

Adam fell off pretty hard, probably in large part because he ended up drifting to the fandom menace side of things and not really evolving. The problem with any show like that is eventually you've heard everything one person has to say, that's why podcasts tend to have a large roster of guests. At some point you know exactly what Adam is going to say on a topic, same with Quarterpounder and others like him if they're constant recurring guests, and it's even the reason Tim is the weakest part of his own show as people know all his stories and don't care, they just want him to read the news to them and let the guests speak.

-Ian is on fire, tonight, as in he is ready to burn blasphemous beings, like those from Baldur's Gate 3, for the high crime of being unnatural:

I like how Tim tries to interject to not lose monetization by criticizing troons, but literally most of them look like abominations and the ones that somewhat pass like Blaire White still look weird when viewed candidly.

-Jackson lauds the Communist Chinese economy, Ian asks how much impact their no-tolerance lockdown policy effected the economy, Jackson hems & haws a bit:

This dude is an exceptional retard and I like how Ian buck broke him with one question about the Chinese economy:

What made China what it was, was them accepting capitalism and now that they're reverting to communism it's crushing their economy and the rich are fleeing because no one wants to be in a country that actively aims to randomly fuck you. That's why globalism is such a popular thing, no one wants to be dependent on any one country as the government of that country can go full retard at any time and sink the whole fucking thing, and those who escape before the fall view themselves as lucky, just ask anyone who made it out of Venezuela before their communist paradise kicked in full force. Governments are the worst possible thing for the people.

-Phil is regretting not being there this evening:

I'd rather Phil wasn't on episodes like this, he'd chimp out and make things worse for his side. Ian is actually pretty good though from the clips.

 

[anustart76]

Ian is actually pretty good though from the clips

Ian's gotten so based he blew past redpilled on tonight's episode and went straight to blackpilled on the elections

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Terrence Williams, a comedian & purveyor of pancakes, as the guest.
Brett & Ian did the co-hosting, this episode.

Clip Collection:
-Tim has a Freudian slip:

-Terrence found out Tim is drowning in chicken, & is ready to move into the compound:

-The blackpilled Ian moment mentioned by @anustart76 :

-Terrence thinks "Vivek" is too hard to pronounce, Ian offers an alternative he could use:

-Tim & the panel are really coming close to setting off some paranoid schizophrenic with this talk:

-Terrence pronounces 'Aunt Jemimah' in what I can only describe as the blackest way possible:

-Tim says that they are relaunching SCNR. Claims the company has not ceased operation, but has been tied up by a lawsuit preventing talking about it:

Bonus Bits:
-Tim's message to all his viewers with paranoid schizophrenia, & Liberty Safes:

 

[Blacklight]

So Tim just had a shitfit over of all people Nickacado Avacado. Saying how he's promoting the "deviation of culture" then says how YouTube should ban all of his videos.

Must be a slow news day or Tim is still seething that Daddy Elon didn't give him as big of an allowance from Twitters advertising this month.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Martha Buena, Chair of the West Kendall Community Council, a local government board in Miami-Dade County, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Martha Bueno touts her usage of OnlyFans in her 2022 campaign for Miami-Dade County Commission:

Here is some of her content, gathered from articles on her campaign:


-Ian asks if it time to give Lady Liberty a rub-down:

-Ian explains why he wants the Wings of the Bald Eagle to overshadow the globe. Phil says the age of colonialism is over:

-Tim is no man for hyperbole, but he says Elon Musk averted nuclear war:

-Tim says Ian will be the target, first, for government investigation, because he is has no platform & is poor...:

-Ian thinks Lenin "looks cool", also come to think of it, Tim looks like a bargain bin Lenin, & Phil wants to pee on the statue of Lenin discussed, here:

-Tim says they have a Barrett M82 anti-material rifle at the compound:

-Phil describes what he would have said to Jackson Hinkle:

-Ian says it does not need to be a president, but just someone who understands God & Graphene to save our society. This as earlier in the episode, Ian mentioned guns are being made of graphene:

-Jack Posobiec has talked about reviving the Pizza Hut experience, calling it Pappa Jack's Pizza Shack. Ian floats another possible name:

 

[RodgerDodger]

Was I imagining it or was Tim doing an interview with Briana Wu today?

 

[Retink Retunk]

-Martha Bueno touts her usage of OnlyFans in her 2022 campaign for Miami-Dade County Commission:

I'm not pro-thot but considering how retarded politics has gotten and how it's mostly false promises of free stuff, I really don't see an issue with her using sex to buy votes. Besides, voting and democracy is for cucks, so she has the perfect audience in that sense.

Phil says the age of colonialism is over:

Chad Ian Conqueror of Savages vs. Virgin Phil Exporter of Homosexuality.

-Tim says Ian will be the target, first, for government investigation, because he is has no platform & is poor...:

I wonder if this is Tim's way of trying to beat Ian back into submission now that he's tasted freedom.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Was I imagining it or was Tim doing an interview with Briana Wu today?

So it seems. So it seems.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Its hilarious, it was suppose to be Briana Wu talking to Alex Baldwin, Its 100% Tim vs Wu and every now and then the producer hits Alex Baldwin camera with him just staring blankly into space as he sat there for over 3 hours not saying a word while Wu and Pool bicker back and forth.

Every time the camera got on him I couldn't stop laughing

 

[Retink Retunk]

Was I imagining it or was Tim doing an interview with Briana Wu today?

So it seems. So it seems.

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Both of these people are hideous.

Also what the fuck is that headshot compared to the reality of this Cosmo looking fucker?

 

[ForTheHoard]

Both of these people are hideous.

Also what the fuck is that headshot compared to the reality of this Cosmo looking fucker?
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It's a very old headshot that was taken before he started looking like Bill Nighy.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

-Tim says they have a Barrett M82 anti-material rifle at the compound:

... just why? I get it that it might be fun to shoot or something, but what's the practical use for it, other than the remote possibility of CiViL WAr or being an internet tough guy?

Home defence? Hunting? Sure, it's lethal, but it's overkill. You might be better off using something with less recoil.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Definitely internet tough guy and rich guy act. No one that works for Tim is professional enough to use it for its intended purpose.

... just why? I get it that it might be fun to shoot or something, but what's the practical use for it, other than the remote possibility of CiViL WAr or being an internet tough guy?

Home defence? Hunting? Sure, it's lethal, but it's overkill. You might be better off using something with less recoil.