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Tim Pool is hyping up how Matt Gaetz is going to be at his Miami event on Tuesday.
God help us all.
God help us all.
Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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I'm sorry, but the woman asking "Are you ok?" to a man laying as a crumpled Yamcha pile in a pool of his own blood got a laugh out of me because of how absurd it was.
Hold on, I got just the clip for this situation.
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I actually think Tim's takes today have been pretty good. His take on Gaetz vs McCarthy is way better than Ben Shapiro's pro-establishment take. Even his take on men getting into women's conferences by pretending to be non-binary is actually "live with the consequences of your own choices," it's pretty good.
Anyway, tonight's episode had some guy named Mike Benz in front of the golden ballsack, with Tim, Luke, and Seamus. Best part of the episode was Luke and Seamus giving each other shit. Luke also had a lot of based moments, especially a great "taxation is theft" rant.
Anyway, tonight's episode had some guy named Mike Benz in front of the golden ballsack, with Tim, Luke, and Seamus. Best part of the episode was Luke and Seamus giving each other shit. Luke also had a lot of based moments, especially a great "taxation is theft" rant.
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Tim had Mike Benz, director for Foundation for Freedom Online & previously part of the U.S. State Department, was the guest.
Luke, & Seamus, were the co-hosts. They were doing their rendition of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? this episode, sniping at each other.
Clip Collection:
-Tim makes Matt Gaetz the selling point for his IRL event. He needed to find someone, after Donald Trump Jr. had to bow out:
-Luke & Seamus get things started straight away:
-Tim blames communism for making Slavs into jerks at the airport:
-Luke explains why the current government structure are not the good guys:
-Mike explains how "fact-checkers" get money from the government, which enables control of the narrative to benefit them:
-Luke & Seamus discuss how control of vernacular has normies call men "women", & theft "taxation":
-Tim could have just asked Serge to bring up the apple mental image, but no, he has to describe it in excruciating detail:
-Tim has a solution to mass looting, if you are caught doing so making someone don a diaper & be spanked in public. He reiterates this is not what he actually wants:
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I hadn't realized how much I missed Seamus until Luke accused Irish Catholics of bestiality. I've missed the Leprechaun spoon thief more than I thought I would.
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Yeah the problem is not that we don't know what to do with the mass looters after we've caught them. The problem is they mask up and there's 40 of them so you can't prove who did what.
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Tonight's episode was surprisingly boring. Tim and Luke had Public Square CEO Michael Seifert and a guy named Alex Bruesewitz, with Luke himself in front of the golden ballsack. It was pretty boring with a lot of rambling about things that I should care about, but it was just so rambly. I checked out a little before they started reading super chats.
Also Serge is starting to resemble Sam Hyde. But less big.
Also Serge is starting to resemble Sam Hyde. But less big.
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That's a shame, I'd be interested in hear the Public Square CEO talk but I'm guessing Tim and Luke were annoying the whole time?
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Well, Tim mostly. Luke pretty much just gets occasional 30-second rants. Bruesewitz did have a based take on Big Mike Obama trying to ban chocolate milk though, but Tim and Luke were all "chocolate milk bad" and talked about how bad American chocolate is (they're not wrong)
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It’s nice that Tim has learned nothing about simping for politicians since his fallout with MTG and other GOP members that he used to adore.
Public Square has 70k businesses listed? Sounds like a lot if you don’t realize there are over 30 million small businesses in the USA.
Tim needs to actually learn what Vanguard is. His understanding is on par with his belief that nuclear power plants are connected to the internet and that voice commands for smart devices are sent to a server to be analyzed and then the command is sent back to perform the function. I don’t know where he gets these retarded notions from, but they’re ridiculous and easily provably false.
Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but I did very little looking and Tim’s coffee is from Stack Street Coffee Roasters in Garnerville, NY, according to this pearl clutching faggot article from Check My Ads.
Checked to see how the area votes. Garnerville is in Rockland County who voted 47.6% for Biden, 42.8% for Trump in 2020. 49.7% for HRC, 40.6% for Trump in 2016.
But wait, there is more! Garnerville is NY Assembly District 96. Their assembly member is a Dem that ran unopposed, Kenneth Zebrowski. Cursory glance is that he is against no-bail reform, but still a big lefty on environment. Still, the region seems to be firmly Dem controlled.
Nice to know Tim would rather fluff up a company in a blue district of a blue state rather than help out someone more local or, at the very least, in a region more aligned with Tim’s values.
Public Square has 70k businesses listed? Sounds like a lot if you don’t realize there are over 30 million small businesses in the USA.
Tim needs to actually learn what Vanguard is. His understanding is on par with his belief that nuclear power plants are connected to the internet and that voice commands for smart devices are sent to a server to be analyzed and then the command is sent back to perform the function. I don’t know where he gets these retarded notions from, but they’re ridiculous and easily provably false.
Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but I did very little looking and Tim’s coffee is from Stack Street Coffee Roasters in Garnerville, NY, according to this pearl clutching faggot article from Check My Ads.
Checked to see how the area votes. Garnerville is in Rockland County who voted 47.6% for Biden, 42.8% for Trump in 2020. 49.7% for HRC, 40.6% for Trump in 2016.
But wait, there is more! Garnerville is NY Assembly District 96. Their assembly member is a Dem that ran unopposed, Kenneth Zebrowski. Cursory glance is that he is against no-bail reform, but still a big lefty on environment. Still, the region seems to be firmly Dem controlled.
Nice to know Tim would rather fluff up a company in a blue district of a blue state rather than help out someone more local or, at the very least, in a region more aligned with Tim’s values.
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It really comes down to the businesses on there. A lot of small businesses are probably family offices and random bullshit that has no value, so while there might be 30 million of them in the US, most probably are shells to exploit Amazon listings or someone's hobby shack. If Public Square captures the right 70k they can do a lot with that seemingly small number. I know I've been simping a bit for them in this thread, but the chatter I hear from people does actually make me think Public Square can have some value to small businesses even if they do a lot of "hand picked by means of who spends the most on ads" type of thing. Mostly the benefit is that because they are so small still, and because they are drawing in a userbase that's somewhat reasonable in size, they actually provide discoverability to new businesses that will never get it in places like Google that are completely bought and paid for.
What ultimately happened with him and MTG?
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I agree with the utility of Public Square and that it can be a very useful tool. I also think it is being oversold. It’s good for online sellers, but it’s pretty shit if you’re looking for local businesses. They should also make it usable without having to make an account. I’m not signing up for that shit so my details can be held on their servers that I have no idea how secure they are.
As for the MTG fallout, I believe it was her supporting McCarthy that made her persona non grata. McCarthy was always flawed, but at the time was likely the best step forward given the committee assignments that Jordan was on would have to be vacated if he were Speaker. Not an impossible thing to fix, but it requires changing up a key play at a pivotal moment. And McCarthy being speaker kept him off of committees and allowed him to continue to be able to mediate between the various factions within the GOP.
A recent episode Tim said “maybe they (Massie and MTG) have some kind of insider knowledge or reasons for supporting McCarthy; don’t know, don’t care.” Which is some really great journalisming.
He basically threw MTG, whom he propped up routinely, under the bus because she had the audacity to not lock step with Tim’s whims. Tim never bothered to find out why she held this view or what her reasons were. He just got angry and talked a bunch of shit.
Tim’s impulsiveness seems to have only gotten worse. The shit with him announcing cash prizes at a skate event that he wasn’t hosting, hadn’t been asked to be a part of and hadn’t even asked if he could be a part of, was some peak “fuck you I can do what I want by throwing money around” hubris. This kind of reasoning about Trump being Speaker also seems impulsive.
The guy is almost 80 and is embroiled in numerous serious criminal legal battles and running for POTUS. Adding the duty of Speaker seems like a bit much of an ask. And of course the idiots on the show don’t know that a Speaker is basically a figurehead. Trump as Speaker can’t launch investigations and inquiries, because that’s the job of Congress. Speaker sets the order for the floor and basically acts as a figurehead and tard wrangler for their party. The former seems easy, but the Speaker needs to be well versed in decorum and procedures of the House. Fucking that up can have some disastrous consequences.
Furthermore, Trump won’t be able to do shit as Speaker. All it does is eat up his precious time and create fodder for the Dems to point to Trump and the GOP as wacky tyrants. It’s funny and it would irritate a bunch of people I despise, but it’s a totally unserious proposal that won’t accomplish any of what Tim and others think it will.
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I agree that they should make it more accessible, and one thing they've been doing a lot is trying to hype up numbers for investor reasons, but they do have a few different tiers of ad spend from what I've heard from third parties. They have a general advertisement where a business will show up in the feed, and then they have a tier for local adverts where they'll promote the business based on geolocation which is cheaper than their general advert spend. So they are taking steps to give people who want local business better rates than those aiming to get national business, and that's fine as a model for both platform and business. That being said, I believe their biggest tier is that of email blasts, so all of the email adverts they send for are heavily paid for. I will mention that all of this is second hand knowledge from people who have spoken to their team, but I have not.
I wonder how much of it was because of Milo and the Kanye thing as Milo was an aid to MTG, and MTG had spoken at the Cat Boy Fhurer convention though regretted it after. So I wouldn't be surprised if he was mad at her for everything involved in that and how much shit he ate for it.
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Certainly possible, but I think unlikely. Milo was invited on well after all of this, iirc. They’ve talked about having him back. Ian routinely speaks glowingly of Milo.
I honestly think it’s because Tim stepped down from off the fence and exposed himself as a retarded pundit that barely knows anything.
As an aside, reading the comments from the show on the 4th, several subscribers said the show had jumped the shark and they were done with it. This goes back to what (I believe) I commented here before: Timcast isn’t growing because Tim is such a massive fuckup retard when it comes to hosting and conducting his show that he eventually alienates his audience as fast as he gains new followers. It is ludicrous that a show which attracts such big guests is stagnating in viewers for so long while competing shows are massively growing.
Asides from a few massive shows (notably Alex Jones appearances), IRL still can’t punch above live concurrent viewers above what they pulled on the last show with Adam Crigler. While I think Crigler’s show sucks, he was a great foil to Tim and they really had a special dynamic.
The show today is basically simping for Hannah, telling Ian to shut up, Tim impotently raging and guests that clearly feel pressure to either agree with Tim or remain silent. The show with Andy Ngo was a prime example of Tim being a massive shitbag and ruining what would have, otherwise, been very enjoyable and further grown his channel.
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Tim is being particularly hard-headed on this one because he seems to think that Matt Gaetz getting McCarthy expelled is a win for a Republican-controlled House.
He's trying to take a bow and say that this shows the Republicans didn't actually get BTFO during the midterms, because at least they have the House majority and this is what they can do with it. Then he turns around and says...I don't remember which video it was in, I think it was the one about Jim Jordan running, that "if the Republicans can basically get a new Speaker and just obstruct, that's good enough".
Meanwhile he keeps mocking McConnell with his turtle voice saying "slow down Democrats". That's the same thing though. He's okay with the Republicans not having enough of a majority to accomplish anything and instead just obstructing aid to Ukraine, but then he gets mad at the establishment Republicans for only obstructing. It's idiotic. It's a guy who is determined to not see the reality of his situation. He picked a horse, and now that his horse is running into the same problems that every politician runs into, he's accepting the horse will become a mainstream politician and telling us we're better off for it even if nothing new happens.
We do not have a majority. Tim getting angry and saying that if McCarthy does backroom deals with Democrats, it's a Democrat majority is correct. The Democrats control the Senate. They control the presidency. The Republicans have a narrow majority in the House. We are not in control of anything except the Supreme Court. 2022 was a disaster, we lost and now all we can do is fight amongst ourselves for the amusement of the elite class and the journalists. 2024 is going to be a disaster. A blue wave like we've never seen before.
Alright, here we go. Tim devoted a segment to what it means to be a man. He decided to try and dip his toes in the Tate market.
I know what you're thinking. Tim is an autistic retard who isn't able to relate to other people. He's either going to fill this segment with cape shit or personal anecdotes about how he didn't go to college but still succeeded with NEETbux.
No. It's dumber than that.
Tim, in a segment titled "THIS is what it means to be a man", tells the story of two animals. Hachiko, and Andre the rooster.
Hachiko is a very famous folktale, but for those who don't know, a Japanese professor would walk to a bus stop after class every day, where he met a dog and fed it. One day he had a stroke during a lecture and died. So the dog waited and waited for the professor, staying at the bus stop for ten years before finally dying himself. It's a touching story about the bond between animals and humans and Tim fucks it up by using it to describe loyalty.
Hachiko's story is only touching because it is about a beast who does not understand his owner had died. If the same story was told about two men, the Hachiko character would be chastised as childish and naive for not understanding the concept of death and moving on with their life. The best example of how this could relate to humans is a parent who has a missing child and never gives up searching but that is a distinctly female phenomenon. It's partly the strong attachment between a mother and her child and partly the irrational emotion that women experience. Not manly in the slightest.
The other story is about Andre the rooster who died fighting off a raccoon to save the henhouse. A much more appropriate tale except that importantly, the rooster already HAS a family. I'm sure most men would gladly fight to defend an existing family. Their problem is starting one to begin with.
Very insulting to be compared to Beasts. Thank you Tim.
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Between the Daily Wire mooks constantly telling me "Just man up, just stick your dick in the meat grinder and give the on switch to a woman with all the reasons to turn it on." and Tim Pool saying "You're not a man unless you act like a dog, or a rooster". I'm not sure who I hate more in this retarded take over of the Red Pill/MGTOW comunity.
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Tim had Alex Brusewitz, a pro-Trump internet personality, & Michael Seifert, the CEO of Public Square, as the guests.
Luke was the sole co-host.
Clip Collection:
-Tim believes Donald Trump being a unity ticket for Speaker of the House:
-Tim dislikes when the house always wins:
-Tim takes things in a homoerotic direction:
-Tim thinks the intelligence services are going after Mike Lindell, due to an IRS probe into his taxes:
-Luke offers critiques to the overall Trump foreign policy love, tonight:
-Michael said his site will be selling the "goodie bags" being given out at the live event. I would have called them beanie bags:
-Luke loves beef liver smoothies:
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Hate em both. Then laugh so you're not depressed at the absolute state of the dating/mating scene.
Tonight's timcast is that miami event he's been hyping up for about a month. I was going to watch for James O'Keefe but it's paywalled. No repost and not even a mirror stream on Rumble. Guess his chicken coffee isn't selling as much if he had to jew this event.
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I want to watch Barbie now
