Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Yeah so Tim spent about 15 minutes going on and on about this on the show tonight, plus a whole 38-minute video during his daytime segments:

Relevant part of the evening show video starts at 1:26:35

Also Posobiec brought Tim a puppet of Tim.
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Yeah so Tim spent about 15 minutes going on and on about this on the show tonight, plus a whole 38-minute video during his daytime segments:
Even if he was looking into buying that property before he got felted with his 20k donation, he's still a dork, though. He spent 850k on his gay little hobby to fight the culture war. He'll spend half a mil more on renovations and shop. There's no guarantee that it will turn profit or even have a skating scene. It could be a ghost town in a month for all we know.
He barged in a tight-knit community and trying to take it over. How he's better than lefties? Nothing says Will of the People like a million dollars from one beanie faggot trying to be cool.
 
I have to be honest, that's one of the most baller things Tim has ever done and it makes me laugh. Dude wanted to throw some money at the event, they acted like punk ass bitches so Tim just flexed on them and bought the shit out. If the land was close to Tim's that's probably a decent investment, and if it happens to be connected to his.. even better. Just because he got a win in this doesn't mean he's not still a huge faggot, and it's a bit of a dick move. It's still fucking hilarious.
 
LMFAO what a loser.
Tim wants to be cool so fucking bad.
But his option of being the villain in a an 80s comedy movie where he buys up the land so the local teens can't have their race like a fucking clown definitely isn't the way to do it.

This is the exact kind of shit a leftoid would do.
Oh for sure, he'd put them against the wall and have them shot if he could.

tim pool was just talking about the breakfast question

In Tim's case it would be, "imagine if you were not a faggot, Tim."
 
Tim laboured away at explaining how he is ACTUALLY the good guy, in this situation, & woke leftist skaters are just mad for no reason. I fear Tim does not understand that he is now The Machine to which these wastrels rage against. Regardless of the politics, or even accuracy, of his critic's claims, skating culture leans towards opposing authority, & you cannot be more of an authority figure to the penniless, communal-living skater than a recently-arrived millionaire landlord/real estate developer throwing his money around & stepping into the local scene, let alone one that may be called a sellout for betraying that image of how stereotypical skaters are supposed to live. I am surprised that for such a self-professed skater, Tim does not understand that.

-Tim says he spent $850,000 on buying the lot, but it was not purchased due to being denied entry or having his prize money offer rejected. Mind you, this purchase is in addition to the skating infrastructure at the Branch Timidian compound, which Tim claims cost $2,000,000:
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-Tim says he "aint never had any issues" when visiting the park:
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-Tim decides to throw his audience some red meat, by announcing an update to the rules at skating location, no nonces allowed:
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-Tim argues over whether he has even gone to the park, since purchasing it. Tim says he has & that he "own lots of property there":
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-Tim, again, explains how he is the good guy & the skaters just refused to accept his offer to build a "$500k skate park". So, Tim just bought the lot, itself. Tim also says he "never banned anyone" from using the park, including those critical of him:
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-Unconnected to this whole affair, Tim now decides to announce a "$50,000 investment" into the park, which "local skaters" can request what to add by asking Tim. Tim justifies why he spent $850,000 for "a pile of dog crap":
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-Michael Stuchberry, an online leftist, decides to comment. The beanie boy responds that the park is not "private" & "no one has bothered" the skaters currently arguing with Tim:
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Unfortunately, due to having this row over skating, Tim consumed all the extra bandwidth, meaning we are back to YouTube-exclusive streams:
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Tim had Jack Posobiec, & Joshua Lisec, who bills himself as "the only Certified Ghostwriter and Certified Hypnotist in the world", as the guests.
Joshua was co-author with Jack of his new book. I wonder if Jack availed himself of Joshua's hypnowriting technique, which he promotes on his site.
Hannah & Libby were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Jack makes a joke about Tim bribing the skate community of Martinsburg:


-After Tim brings up what he heard at the poker table, a commenter says Tim has a gambling problem. Tim says he does not have a problem, because "I am so up in poker" winnings:


-Tim complains that "conservatives" gripe about people sharing videos from Pride parades with explicit material "to own the libs". Tim says people need to see videos of homosexuals engaging in watersports & fellatio, in public, & how police not doing anything about it. Tim says "the world is not fair. It's disgusting. It's brutal" & brings up people facing "real combat", witnessing the horrors of war as to why people need to watch degeneracy:


The irony of Tim saying all this about needing to see the degeneracy with your own eyes, when less than three minutes before, he said the word "blowjob" was inappropriate for his show because children may be watching:


-Tim can host the show forever, or as long as felt lasts, since Jack gifted him a puppet made by Kirk Cameron's show, "Adventures with Iggy & Mr. Kirk", as thanks for promoting their work:
 
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-After Tim brings up what he heard at the poker table, a commenter says Tim has a gambling problem. Tim says he does not have a problem, because "I am so up in poker" winnings:
I am really glad you clipped this, I was going to mention it yesterday but forgot. Tim is doing the exact "I don't have a problem" thing all addicts do when confronted. "Poker's not gambling!"

Tonight, Ian returned, and so with him and Hannah on, the show was actually fairly tolerable. Tim had some of his typical retarded takes, but he didn't talk about himself too much.
 
but it was not purchased due to being denied entry or having his prize money offer rejected.
Like if they hadn't tried to ban him from the park. They'd have my full sympathy, but it is funny.
The funniest thing though is Tim bitterly spent almost a million dollars on a piece of fucking worthless skater park land in the middle of nowhere.

This nigga has too much money. Stop watching and donating.
Never given Tim a dollar and glad of that. Stopped watching 3 years ago when it was clear what a fucking pussy and grifter he had become.
Ironically Tim is the reason I came to the farms. Then I found out about what Rekieta was and hoo boy.
This is why I never give influencers money.
 

Tim had Nick Sortor, an on-the-ground reporter, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim has a new sponsor, Vault Drinks, a "ketone-based" energy beverage, which is helping to fund the planned show at the Republican National Convention:


-We have a new background noise, Tim flailing about with his electric fly swatter trying to address his pest problem:


-Tim is not a gambling addict. He just says he wants to place a bet upon his prediction that Kamala Harris will become president, refuse to run, & this catapults Michelle Obama into the race:


-Again, Tim is not a gambling addict. He just cited two different betting markets to gauge public opinion on Joe Biden withdrawing from the 2024 race, & bemoans not making a wager on it, sooner:


-Tim almost suffered a car crash, thanks to a Tesla self-driving malfunction:


-Tim "Carpetbagger" Pool jokes about how he can just buy a store chain called "Weis Markets", whose name Raymond G. Stanley Jr. claimed Tim mangled, & pronounce it however he chooses:


-Ian thanks the Gastro-intestinal cleanse for his recent improvement in his appearance:


-Tim explains why skateboarding is "collapsing", & what he is doing to fix the industry. Tim notes how more children need to be introduced into the hobby & make the area's skating parks "family-friendly". Tim ties this back to his tiff with the Martinsburg skaters, calling them "the older guys who have been there for 10 years...telling people to F off & get out" & claims the "angry old politically charged people" will tell children & their parents " its our spot, we're the sheriff, get the F out". Which is funny coming from the angry, old, politically-charged Tim, as if his own case of arrested development would be more attractive to families:




Tim hard up for money? Doing a live stream and reading supers? He claims to be shadowbanned by google.
That is strange, as he said they were taking the 4 July weekend off, so I assumed that meant no streams today:
 
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EXTREME! Sports are not family-friendly. They're not supposed to be and no family willingly approves of kids cracking their pelvises against handrails.
I do love the idea of Tim advertising his skate park as family-friendly. A normal parent & child arrive to their first lesson, only to be confronted by a beanie-bedecked man-child haranguing them, with his usual "THIS IS HOW YOU WIN THE CULTURE WAR!" shtick & flee in terror.




Apparently, when Tim said they were taking 3 July off, he meant no after-show, so there is another episode to clip. But he promises we are Tim-free for 4 July.

Tim had Daniel Turner as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim who once delved into the depths of Rinkeby, & interviewed former Soviet generals in Ukraine, is too afraid to attend the Democratic National Convention. Though I am sure he will send Elad Eliahu into that mess, without a second thought, despite implying it could be deadly to attend:


-As @Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc noted, Tim had a grand old time swinging his electrified fly swatter. Tim wonders where all the flies come from, after explaining he does not cook or wash his clothes as his girlfriend, Alison, does it for him, on a previous episode. My only regret is we did not see an arcing incident when Tim slapped the UFO:


Also, it does not put much confidence in me that Tim forgot to turn off the swatter, leading to several discharges on the table. This man owns firearms, & I am hoping he takes more care with those:


-An unintentionally funny moment happens as Daniel talks about how both Kamala Harris & Joe Biden, while Vice President under Barack Obama, were given roles to distract "this moron". All while Tim is not able to talk, as he is out of his chair & swatting at flies. Also, Hannah jokes about now having to dodge flies & Tim's swatter, while discussing the topics of the day. Tim knocks things over in his quest to clean up his compound:


-More fly furor:


-Ian comes out anti-fireworks, but is educated on the Founding Father's supporting their use on Independence Day:


-I am reminded that Tim said he was creating a card game, called "Debate Me". Naturally, I had forgotten this, as with most of Tim's projects, it is stuck in limbo:


-Tim explains how playing Magic: The Gathering actually burns calories:
 
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I do love the idea of Tim advertising his skate park as family-friendly. A normal parent & child arrive to their first lesson, only to be confronted by a beanie-bedecked man-child haranguing them, with his usual "THIS IS HOW YOU WIN THE CULTURE WAR!" shtick & flee in terror.
The best part is when you consider this shit is in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. So you're out in the middle of the boonies and this weirdo comes up to you telling you how he's saving America with this skate park and his coffee.
 
The general consensus amongst skateboarders though seems to be that Tim is just a kook and very disengious. He's a culture vulture except he doesn't actually understand the culture.

Skateboarding gay as fuck. But it's been gay as fuck forever.

This post on a popular Skateboarding forum puts it into perspective better than I could. The least maybe some of you could look at this from a different perspective. They have their own bias as well. But so do the folks here and people on Tim's sides. Politics play a role for sure like everything else. But at the end of the day even with bias in mind the real reason no one wants tim around is because he is just a disengious faggot. Mark Norman and Jonah Hill have more cred in skateboarding and that's saying something.

Also Richie Jackson sucks. Can't think of a place he and his style of skateboarding belong less than a DIY. Richie Jackson is a fucking tool and it's no surprise he became a conservative mouth peice because with the exception of the first video he dropped his career has been propped up by boomers sharing his super unique and cool way of ruining everyone's fucking session on Facebook. Seriously Richie Jackson is like inviting a guy who does trick shots for a living to a pick up basketball game. He may make 1 cool shot but it's gonna take an hour of attempts that shut down the whole fucking event. Also he dresses like a faggot.

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I wonder if buying this skate park is Tim's idea of an early mid-life crisis.

Middle class dudes buy sports cars or bang 18 year old college girls.

Rich millionaires buy abandoned property when someone says something negative about them.

This whole thing is just two bellends squishing against each other. The original skaters are the stereotypical dirty leftist hippy who are just camping on forgotten about land. Tim is a retard with an ego so big it needs it's own beanie to cover.
 
-An unintentionally funny moment happens as Daniel talks about how both Kamala Harris & Joe Biden, while Vice President under Barack Obama, were given roles to distract "this moron". All while Tim is not able to talk, as he is out of his chair & swatting at flies. Also, Hannah jokes about now having to dodge flies & Tim's swatter, while discussing the topics of the day. Tim knocks things over in his quest to clean up his compound:
I only just got around to watching this IRL and I can't tell if the humor of Tim running around chasing flies is enough to excuse being that dismissive and rude to your guest.

That said, best IRL since Tim wasn't on.
 
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Since we had a bit of a break from the beanie blanketing our screens, here are some highlights from over the U.S. Independence Day weekend.



On the transition from 4 to 5 July, Tim promotes his colonial vision of turning Martinsburg, West Virginia, into a destination for people to settle:
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No doubt this exhortation to relocate comes from the need to justify the millions he has spent on building his yet-to-open coffee shop & skate park. How long before Tim realises his chosen outpost shall be less Dubai & more Darien?



Because Tim wanted The Culture War to be all about debating the most challenging topics imaginable, he only has the best guests booked. On 5 July, the show discussed "What is a Conservative Woman?". To analyse this, he brought on Rachel Wilson; & Lilly Gaddis, the woman who said "niggas" on TikTok, then joined America First, one week later, but abandoned this position less than a week after that to become "a normal person". These are the conservative women Tim elevates, because a woman that earned a thread on this site, & a single mother of a mixed race child desperate to become an e-girl, is what Tim no doubt encounters on the regular with so-called conservative women.

Also, Tim was critical of how some men "aren't going to do the work" to be more attractive to prospective partners. Tim notes how even ugly men with successful careers can attract women. Which is all the more funny, because it leaves the impression that Alison is only with the balding man-child skater due to the size of his wallet:


A segment not clipped for social media involved Tim stating "men need to work harder, men need to lift more, men need to assume their responsibilities". Tim bemoans how men are blaming women, without even "getting in shape". Again, it is funny for the unmarried man in an long-term relationship, with no children, skating the day away in his rural compound funded by audience donations, to lecture others about how to assume real responsibilities:




On 28 June, there was a panel at the Aspen Ideas Festival, which featured a plethora of progressive women clucking at the backsliding of women's rights, in recent years, including abortion being more limited, no-fault divorce coming under threat, etc. On this panel was Roberta Kaplan, counsel for E. Jean Carroll, & she had some choice words to describe the Beanie Boy, calling him "an incredibly right wing, conspiratorial, conservative, incel guy". I was only made aware of this, due to Tenet Media posting the clip on "X", on 6 July:


Tim responded with a "lol":
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& because no discussion of Tim could be complete without false bravado over coming civil war, the Beanie Boy said how you "can't vote your way out of an invasion", in reference to the second round election results in France:
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While this sounds foreboding, readers of this thread knows Tim either means have children (which he is not) or build a vanity project skate park to the tune of millions of dollars in a town with less than 20,000 people & a 25% poverty rate to win whatever the culture war means at that moment (which he is).




Tim had Nick Searcy, a writer & actor, as the guest.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim shares a clip showing Caryn Johnson (Whoopi Goldberg) discussing her continued support for Joe Biden by implying Caryn is incontinent, as well. I had to re-listen to it, because I was not understanding how Tim got to that result. Caryn says she does not care if Biden "pooped his pants" as long as he can still "do the job" of president. Caryn, then, moves to talk about Biden's poor debate showing, & says even she has "poopy days".

I do not like having to defend Caryn, but it seems "poopy days" is a FCC-friendly way of saying she had bad days in the past, as Biden did at the debate. I am unsurprised both Chaya Raichik & Tim Pool resort to these misrepresentations for clicks, but I am disappointed the panel just accepts this & does not challenge Tim, while still making a joke of Caryn's awkward choice of words:


-Tim pulls a dEmOcRaTs aRe tHe rEaL RaCiStS argument as to why Michelle Obama is not running for president. When Hannah brings up how Michelle lacks "political ambitions", Tim says "I don't know what that means" & it is just "a rumour that people have speculated on". Following this, Tim proceeds to speculate upon how Democrats would not vote for a black woman, because she is black. Tim imbibes so much news, you would think he should have noted the numerous statements Michelle made about not wanting to run for president, over the years. No wonder Tim cannot start a news business, he marks a person's direct public statements as "rumour":


-Tim talks about how, previously, professional skateboarders were unwilling to speak out due to fear of "woke" backlash. Now, Tim brags about signing "contracts" with skaters, under The Boonies, & they no longer fear those repercussions. This is a sign of victories in the culture war:


-Tim discusses the refusal of federal prosecutors to honour the spirit of a recent Supreme Court decision on using a particular charge against 6 January defendants, by saying they will not stop, but re-evaluate how they are prosecuting people under the new interpretation. Tim declares a refusal to respect the authority of the Supreme Court is a sign "things are breaking apart in the country", with how evil these kinds people are to rejects of its authority. I find this ironic, because Tim celebrated Texas defying a Supreme Court injunction regarding the state putting up border barriers, only a few months ago:


-Tim complains that Republicans are not doing anything regarding the strange information from the HAVV database. Tim wonders why no one has gotten answers, or pressed for them, finishing it up by saying he may need to contact some of the politicians he knows. This reminds me of how Tim would scream about Customs & Border Patrol engaging in human trafficking, sending children into sex slavery, & there would be a come-uppance if he was in charge. But Tim never did anything beyond impotently railing at a camera, refusing to take any real responsibility, like running for office would entail. Even if it could put a stop to the rape of the children he made such a fuss about:
 
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