Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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So, how has this past weekend treated Tim Pool?
In short, not so well.

It started, as many Tim weekends do, with a bad joke.

On Saturday, 3 August, Tim asked ChatGPT what "Satoshi" & "Nakamoto" meant in Japanese, this being the name of the supposed inventor of bitcoin. Because the names could be translated as "intelligent" & "central origin", respectively, Tim made the less-than-funny jibe that the CIA made bitcoin:
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On Sunday, 4 August, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the man Tim has been trumpeting as the one who could have been the Democratic nominee for U.S. President shared a video on "X" to get ahead of an unpleasant story leaked to the press. Unfortunately, the gravelly voiced gargoyle admitted to taking a dead bear cub off the road, intending to skin it at his home, in Westchester, New York. The carcass remained in Robert's car all day during a falconry outing. Though his plans to prepare the bear were interrupted by a supper in New York City, so Robert was inspired by the spate of bicycling fatalities in the news to re-create the aftermath of such an accident using the bear cub's body & a bike he intended to dispose of. The following day, Robert's prank went on to become major news. The best part is that this was during a discussion with Roseann Barr, so for once she was not the looniest person in the room. Needless to say, Tim was a little shocked:
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This was part of a one-two blow, which included the chaotic stock market & a serious drop in bitcoin prices. Tim admits he is feeling the pain of this:
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Seriously feeling the pain of this:
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Adding insult to injury, Tim, has been featuring a less than stellar line-up of guests. But that did not stop his booker for The Culture War, Lisa Elizabeth, helping arrange for Adam Crigler to get an interview with Tommy Robinson, amidst the ongoing upheaval in England:
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So, this weekend, Tim got to see the man he thought could win the Democrat primary admit to carrying roadkill in his car; losing major amounts of money in the market crash; & have his booker secure a major interview for the man he fired.

But, there was one shining light on this otherwise dark weekend for Tim. Cody Dennison, in his Timcast-slathered racing car, "moves into 9th place in points", which is something I was unaware of being part of determining winners in car races:
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Tim had Nick Freitas, a member of Virginia's House of Delegates, as the guest.
Hannah & Libby were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is sponsoring Cody Dennison's race car, & is now hawking Cody's site & merchandise, in turn:


-Tim continues to argue that if Kamala Harris wins the presidency after being "installed" by the DNC, it is leading to "Chinese-style communist governance in the United States". It is "Trump & oblivion" on the ballot for the 2024 election, & Kamala winning is not going to be instantly authoritarian, but "the beginning of the end of the Republic":


-Despite "not [being] a big stock market guy", Tim says that he lost $18,000 due to the downturn. Though this may not include crypto losses, as Tim previously claimed he had a fair bit of bitcoin, as well. So, he may be feeling the pinch there, as well:


-Tim, again, claims that his morning show is being algorithmically, & intentionally, blacklisted by Google to not show up in searches. Tim mentions that during the show, people in chat were seeing the results appear, but Tim twists this into the blacklist being lifted during the show & being re-imposed afterwards. I tested this, last month, & saw no such elimination of him from Google searches, even in the middle of the day:


-Libby, not to be outdone, says the same happens to her outlet, The Post Millennial. Tim does a live Google search which alleges to back up her claim:


I tested this, myself, with a less popular news story posted by The Post Millennial. I was able to see both the "X" post advertising & a direct link to an article within the first five results. Not sure what is going on with Tim's searches:
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Even doing so with a breaking news story, I found the "X" post for The Post Millennial's article, though not a direct link to it:
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The carcass remained in Robert's car all day during a falconry outing.
What an absolute nutter just leaving a rotting corpse in your car all day.
Tim admits he is feeling the pain of this:
Seriously feeling the pain of this:
He's still not feeling enough.
But, there was one shining light on this otherwise dark weekend for Tim. Cody Dennison, in his Timcast-slathered racing car, "moves into 9th place in points", which is something I was unaware of being part of determining winners in car races:
Congratulations to Tim. His #1 online sex pest is now a 9th place in amateur racing that includes teenagers.
 
"moves into 9th place in points", which is something I was unaware of being part of determining winners in car races
I think that's for tournaments or whatever they call them, you get points based on your place in each individual race, and the winner of the tournament is whoever got the most points.
 
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For the 6 August episode, Tim had John Amanchukwu, a pastor & anti-woke personality, as the guest.
Hannah & Libby were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim continues to put more faith in the betting markets, over the polls, to predict the 2024 election:


-Raymond G. Stanley Jr. is unique, in that he is "the most prolific super-chatter", but also a paid employee of the Branch Timidians:


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I had some trouble uploading this clip, yesterday, so appending it, now.

-Tim explains how YouTube/Google are apparently no longer shadow-banning his morning show. But the schemers have taken to restricting the reach of the IRL show, at the start, but lifting the restrictions "forty minutes" in. Tim claims the analytics he is seeing support that, which he did not share:
 
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Tim had Joey Mannarino, one of the "X" accounts that gave Kyle Rittenhouse a struggle session to make him vote for Donald Trump because, "MAGA banded together to support that kid when no on else would", as the guest.

Elad & Hannah were the co-hosts.

*A super-chatter asks for comment about Joey's statements about Kyle Rittenhouse. Joey admits he is "a nasty guy" & was unaware that Kyle was in Kenosha to put out fires & offer first aid. Tim does push back on the aggressive approach people used, saying it only drives people like Kyle towards "never-Trumpers" in the future: 1:36:41-1:45:09

Clip Collection:
-Tim talks about how "they" had to dump money into Cori Bush's primary race to defeat her, due to her anti-Israel stance. But Tim did not name who they were, as usual:


-Tim gives his opinion from "ten years" of reporting & claims that people are anti-Israel, on the record but antisemitic once the cameras are off. Tim does say he knows people who are anti-Israel, but not anti-Jewish, but not from the protests. Elad is more nuanced on this, offering more grace to most of the attendees he has seen. He talks about the types of people to show up to the Anti-Israel protests, based upon his time on-the-ground. He notes the usual white liberals, token minorities, which are not antisemitic. But people "wrapping their heads in the keffiyeh" are more likely to be antisemitic. The way Elad said keffiyeh, it made it sound like another term popular in the Middle East, "kufir". He pronounces it more clearly, later in the show, but a little unintended funny, there:


-Due to sharing a first name with Tim Walz, the Democratic vice presidential nominee, our beanie boy took offense to people using the label "Tampon Tim", as it uses his name. This leads into him saying he is changing the show to DanCast to avoid sharing the label. Funnily enough, Tim admits he does stock tampons in the bathrooms of the studio:


-Tim reminds us of his blatant hypocrisy, once again, by regaling us of the tale of how hearing "sirens" & "saw helicopters" in the distance & seeing reports that rioters "crossed the bridge & they were only a few miles away" from where he lived at the time. This prompted his relocation to Maryland. Tim will demand you to stand up, & fight, risking all you hold dear, all while performing a tactical retreat out of harm's way:


-I do wonder if Raymond G. Stanley Jr. asks to be reimbursed by Tim for all his super-chats, since he is an employee, or if he is such a true believer that he does it for free:


-The panel discusses U.S. politics non-stop, but did not even know who Gerald Ford was vice president to:
 
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Tonight's episode started off interestingly enough, with the guest being a former FBI agent, talking about what a bureaucratic shitshow the FBI is and how they groom people, and Hannah asked a question or two that were very good questions because that was the guest's expertise. Then Tim cut her off so he could start blabbering about some Elon Musk story that the guest is absolutely not an expert on, and then I lost interest.
 
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Tonight's episode started off interestingly enough, with the guest being a former FBI agent, talking about what a bureaucratic shitshow the FBI is and how they groom people, and Hannah asked a question or two that were very good questions because that was the guest's expertise. Then Tim cut her off so he could start blabbering about some Elon Musk story that the guest is absolutely not an expert on, and then I lost interest.
God Tim needs to endgame an interesting guest talking about how the FBI actually entraps and grooms people and Tim blabs about Musk sucking a horse cock for dogecoins.
 

Tim had Kyle Seraphin, a former FBI agent & whistleblower, as the guest.
Elad & Hannah were the co-hosts.

As noted by @anustart76, this started off as a rather decent outing, with Kyle offering his insight as a former agent & using this to push back on Tim, without being confrontational.

*Tim argues for the failings at the Butler rally were intentional, but Kyle explained how it could be accidental, from his experiences in law enforcement: 11:11-23:52

*Kyle discusses issues with the FBI regarding grooming the mentally, or physically, handicapped people into becoming targets for them to arrest, all to bolster their "stats" & for heads of the regional offices to earn bonuses: 23:50-39:47

Clip Collection:
-Tim truly is generous to his guests. If you appear on his show, you can take home a slightly-used MyPillow, which his skater friends had been jumping on. Great advertisement deal Mike Lindell secured, there:


-Leave it to Tim to remain hidebound to his show's format, to the detriment of a conversation. Kyle discusses a tragic case of the FBI grooming a mentally-ill man into plotting an attack, only to turn around & arrest him. His own sister turned over information, to try & stop her brother, hoping he would get mental healthcare. But he was convicted, after being ruled competent to stand trial after a period of treatment in detention, then being sentenced to 18 years in prison. After the conviction, the sister committed suicide-by-cop. Hannah tries to ask a question, to continue the exchange, but Tim cuts her off to move onto the "huge" story. The story? Elon Musk winning a lawsuit against advertisers:


-Elad says he is not big on boycotts, as he is a self-declared "dirty, filthy capitalist". Kyle asks what would make Elad boycott, & he mentions Israel-Palestine. Tim inquires if Dunkin Donuts had you sing "From the River to the Sea" in order to get a discount, which Elad says might make him stop going there, if he even did patronise that chain. Though Elad notes that his individual boycott would not make as much difference as "influential Jews with a lot of shekels" weighing in. This prompts some laughs, but Tim cuts it off to move to the next topic. While it was most likely Tim's mad impulse to stay on schedule with his segments, it is not doing any favours to undermine claims he is unwilling to criticise, or even joke, about the Chosen People:
 
'Ole timmy boy is having a meltdown over rogan/catturd. This was not the love triangle I expected, but the one that's making me want some popcorn.
 
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Seems like Tim is still racist against people of anime (vtubers). Someone sent him a superchat in his morning stream yesterday asking him to talk to Kirsche, who's been covering BRIDGE (the new DEI/ESG thing) and Tim just brushes it off in disgust, despite it being pretty relevant considering how much he talks about culture.

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It only got worse from there. Poor Robert F. Kennedy Jr. saw Tim's post:
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After several hours, Tim was forced to qualify that his post was "trolling" the "die hard magas [that] are as destructive as the leftists":
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Tim realises that he "really stepped in it this time":
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Tim tried to let RFK Jr. down softly:
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The jilted candidate took it in stride:
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'Ole timmy boy is having a meltdown over rogan/catturd. This was not the love triangle I expected, but the one that's making me want some popcorn.
Especially so after he spent most of the Republican primary bemoaning the DeSantis surrogates & supporters being so angry & vicious to anyone critical of their candidate, compared to the wonderfully sweet Trump supporters.

In response to Tim calling the "struggle sessions" by MAGA personalities against Joe Rogan, Catturd called Tim one of "the 'podcast bros, die hard fence riders'":
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Tim calls out Catturd for not tolerating disagreement, where Catturd says "you started it":
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Tim swipes at Catturd about "struggle sessions" by MAGA supporters, like him, causing more harm than good:
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The cat swipes back, calling Tim "a Bernie bro loser who doesn't know jack shit about politics" & says that Tim does not reach out to host him, instead getting requests from "his team". Catturd demands that Tim "talk to me one on one like a man":
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Cassandra McDonald, the show booker, stepped in to explain how she tries to book plenty of guests so it is not that special for her to reach out. Which must make other prospective guests feel honoured, I am sure:
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Seems like Tim is still racist against people of anime (vtubers). Someone sent him a superchat in his morning stream yesterday asking him to talk to Kirsche, who's been covering BRIDGE (the new DEI/ESG thing) and Tim just brushes it off in disgust, despite it being pretty relevant considering how much he talks about culture.

Which is funny, because Tim featured Donnie Darkened, who appeared on The Culture War with this set-up to mask his identity:


Admittedly, Donnie appeared in-studio & his feed had the avatar applied over it, not calling into the show.




Tim had Caitlin Sinclair, a new member of TurningPoint USA, as the guest.
Hannah & Shane were the co-hosts.

Tim devotes 1/3 of the show to talking about how online MAGA personalities & he have been arguing over his alleged joke about endorsing RFK Jr., bullying Kyle Rittenhouse & Joe Rogan, etc.

*Tim claims it is a slow news day, so he spends more than 30 minutes blathering on about how mean Catturd has been to Joe Rogan, & the beanie boy. Not like any other events were happening, yesterday, the panel could discuss: 00:00 - 32:01

*Tim reads a super-chat that appeared in the feed, derailing him again into talk about how mean MAGA people are, online, & how it shall cost them the election using nicknames like "Tampon Tim" for the democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz: 33:02-43:36

Clip Collection:
-The most tolerable part of the show was The Fly returning to harass Tim. Without Ian around, this is the best we have to interrupt Tim's griping & grumbling:



-Tim gets a super-chat, asking when David Pakman is coming on The Culture War, as Tim teased this some time back. Tim explains the challenges when booking someone with their own show. Tim also gets a chance to wax on about how difficult it is for him to go to other shows & events as he has his morning show, evening show, etc. Hints are dropped of an upcoming event in Ohio, which will be "big, very big". I presume he may be talking with J.D. Vance, as he represents that state in the U.S. Senate:



-Remember when Tim was so free with his money, handing it out to any super-chatter with a crowdfund he could support? Now, a super-chatter brings up his medical debt due to "heart failure", providing his GiveSendGo, & this time, Tim only offers his condolences:
 
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How does Catturd not have his own thread?
He's worthy of one. Didn't he take in a pitbull or something and it violently attacked him multiple times before he finally ran it over with his cart when it was chasing him down trying to attack him again.

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Not sure what's funnier RFK still being in the race or Tim Pool tricking his retarded ass with a sarcastic comment.
 
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