Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Catgirl Tyranid said:
I bet Tim still thinks he'll have a choice about his wife sharing pictures of their baby on the internet.
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As far as I know, Tim did not mention having a baby at all. He's mentioned wanting and trying to start a family, but never confirmed if she was pregnant or not. It wasn't even discussed on Timcast IRL last night. Tim didn't mention his inexplicable absence all day yesterday. He hasn't touched the subject today as far as I'm aware of. It seems like he's determined to not talk about it. Unfortunately for him, it was the Quartering that spilled the beans.

I don't really get why. He can't hide Beanie Baby forever. Might as well just reap the social engagement.
 
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Tim went from claiming it was personal issues preventing him having a child, then it was working too much. After all this time of lecturing people to start families, even if it requires returning to a pre-industrial life, living in the woods with a 20% fatality rate, he bites the bullet.

At their age, Allison & Tim may have been going through in-vitro fertilisation. Though part of me jokes that one of the skater scum Tim hired was brought on to do more than just tricks on the half-pipe. I made a jab, calling it strange that Richie Jackson & Allison spend time together, which Tim interrupts. The presumed conception date would have been in late May 2024, with The Boonies project being started in December 2023. Sadly, the more likely outcome is that Tim is in arrested development, & his girlfriend had to force him to stop being a skater boy man-child for long enough to conceive, & finally exchange vows.



With Tim at Allison's side for the birth of their child, Phil is back to host. Kevin Smith (not the weeper), co-head of the Long Island Loud Majority, a conservative group, was the guest.
Elad & Mary were the co-hosts.

As usual, with Tim away, the show is far more watchable.

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-Mary & Elad offer some rare criticism of Elon Musk, on IRL. Mary & Elad worry about having someone that benefits from government subsidies involved in choosing where to audit:
 
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JamesWebbSlinger said:
With Tim at Allison's side for the birth of their child, Phil is back to host.
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Update: Beanie Baby is not here yet, but confirmed to exist. Allison is confirmed pregnant though. 14:00 minute mark in the video below. If Jeremy thought she was having the baby though, she's likely very far along. Last night may have been a false alarm.


On a side note...Tim says in the first few minutes of this video that it's an L to have a baby out of wedlock. That wedding was pretty recent, wasn't it Tim? My money is on Allison getting knocked up so they kicked up their plans to get married and have kids.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
Update: Beanie Baby is not here yet, but confirmed to exist. Allison is confirmed pregnant though. 14:00 minute mark in the video below. If Jeremy thought she was having the baby though, she's likely very far along. Last night may have been a false alarm.


On a side note...Tim says in the first few minutes of this video that it's an L to have a baby out of wedlock. That wedding was pretty recent, wasn't it Tim? My money is on Allison getting knocked up so they kicked up their plans to get married and have kids.
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Odds are high that the baby will have a beanie ingrained in it's skull from birth
 
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Toothp!ck said:
Adam better get working on making a kid of his own. Let Adams kid mog Tim's kid in every way possible
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He beat em by a year
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E: I just realized he is QRTing the woman e-girl elon inseminated to have another kid.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
Update: Beanie Baby is not here yet, but confirmed to exist.
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Shame, as it would have been funny to have Tim posting, & re-tweeting, nonsense on Twitter, whilst holding his wife's hand, in the delivery room:
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Phil remains the host, with Will Chamberlain, the owner & editor-in-chief of Human Events, as the guest.
Brett & Raymond were the co-hosts.

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-Phil notes that the MAGA coalition is not "right wing", but made up of "not-leftists". That is why conservative Christian positions are no longer front & centre, or have an effect upon the stance of the Republican Party, as they might have held in previous decades. He uses the news of Ashley St. Clair fathering Elon Musk's bastard, or homosexual Scott Pressler's lifestyle, being examples of the big tent nature of the coalition, & that conservative Christians lack the numbers to win, on their own:


Though I did find it a titch funny when former libertarian Phil starts talking about how much he likes the Christian tradition, despite being "agnostic". It reminds me of Richard Dawkins claiming to be a cultural Christian, yet having spent decades tearing down the religion from which that culture emerged. Phil has taken to reminding the panel, in recent episodes, that society is subsumed in a liberal perspective. & yet the manlet musician fails to recognise that those disaffected liberals which undermined the Christian tradition are now entering the MAGA coalition, after being cast off by the far left. Though Will is correct that the MAGA coalition is far less antagonistic towards religiosity, if it becomes watered down enough that may not last, should liberal secularisation overtake it:


-True to the IRL brand, & to his name, the host is going to be phil-osemitic. Add to this Will Chamberlain's pro-Israel bias, & it is as if the beanie boy was still on-set. The news of a child taken hostage being brutally beaten to death by Gazans is brought up as "a light story, to end the week". Phil & Will complain that there is no "Gazan Oskar Schindler" to "save Jews". The release of Palestinian prisoners for dead Israelis happens at the same time buses loaded with bombs are going off. Though there have been some news stories to help balance things out, where Jews & Israelis have been behaving badly to their supposed legally equal Christian neighbours:


Phil acknowledges the destruction in Gaza, & asks Will his opinion on Donald Trump's proposals to deal with the aftermath. Will criticises the idea of handing control of Gaza to the Palestinian Authority, currently governing the West Bank, over their payments to inmates & families of deceased attackers whom target Israelis. He considers the plan to "kick everybody out, & we will take over" Gaza as a threat to motivate action from regional states. As part of the population transfer talk, Will makes a joke about Palestinians having toponymic surnames for Egypt & the Hejaz mountains, as that is where they belong. Though he does not go on to apply this same logic to the Ashkenazim. Both Phil & Will agree that westerners project their beliefs unto the Palestinians, in pursuing a two-state solution, but ignore that a sizable chunk of them want "Israel gone" & that is what "From the River to the Sea" means. Though the ruling Likud Party, which had its first charter explicitly claim " between the Sea and the Jordan there will only be Israeli sovereignty" is making the same claim to total control of the land, & refusal to permit any other polity be present:


Will contends that a workable solution to the Palestinian question that he heard was to elevate monarchs to rule Palestinian "emirates", which "put the [ruling] family in charge", as it is a stable system in clannish-prone Arabic societies. He claims that anti-Israeli sentiment is the only thing keeping nations, like Syria, together, rather than breaking down into tribal wars between ethnic groups. Though Will makes a jab about Arab propensity to inbreeding, which is funny as this is something they have in common with Jews:
 
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