💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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It looks like Tim Pool has officially let go of Shane Cashman. He handed over control of Tales from the Inverted World to Shane temporarily, but it looks like the show will be coming to an end at some point in the near future. It's hard to tell because it's a 40 minute long video, and I ain't sitting through it. This is the first time I had AI summarize a video for me.

Tales never really put in the view numbers required or needed. I find Shane extremely difficult to listen to and his voice absolutely grates me so I was never a big fan of this show. I really think Shane was just the wrong guy for the right job.
 
The only thing I think of when it comes to Tim( other than his bald head) is the stream he did when he was thinking of downsizing. I always knew he was a retard who failed up in life but that stream just made me realize how bad it was.

The whole thing was ridiculous and he basically showed how much of a retarded failure he was. First of all making a video like that where he's bitching to his audience and airing out how much of a failure his business is. Secondly throughout the video he showed that none of his workers had any respect for him. Finally when someone would suggests how to fix things he'd just reject it because like most YouTubers he doesn't actually want to put the effort into running a proper business.

He even pulled the boomer nobody wants to work shtick. No Tim maybe you don't know how to hire good workers seeing as your employees get nothing done and are constantly stealing from you. Maybe you need to hire someone to run the business operations for you. Oh but no they might want to include ad reads during the show so that won't work.
 
Whocaresman said:
The only thing I think of when it comes to Tim( other than his bald head) is the stream he did when he was thinking of downsizing. I always knew he was a retard who failed up in life but that stream just made me realize how bad it was.

The whole thing was ridiculous and he basically showed how much of a retarded failure he was. First of all making a video like that where he's bitching to his audience and airing out how much of a failure his business is. Secondly throughout the video he showed that none of his workers had any respect for him. Finally when someone would suggests how to fix things he'd just reject it because like most YouTubers he doesn't actually want to put the effort into running a proper business.

He even pulled the boomer nobody wants to work shtick. No Tim maybe you don't know how to hire good workers seeing as your employees get nothing done and are constantly stealing from you. Maybe you need to hire someone to run the business operations for you. Oh but no they might want to include ad reads during the show so that won't work.
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Was that the one where Dave Landau was a guest and he finally asked Tim if he was an autist?
 
Lemmingwiser said:
Tim Pool offered to do the debate moderation between Candace and Andrew Wilson. Lmao, what the fuck was he thinking, he's been calling her an evil cunt for months now.
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mofu mofo said:
I imagine it'd be like Candunce vs. Blaire White but with Dim Fool in the regret chair:
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It looks like this was an attempt at humour by the beanie boy, as the lengthy post ends with him saying the debate he is offering to moderate is "the question of whether we should be allowed to own Roosters in suburban areas":
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Josie "The Redheaded Libertarian" Glabach, one of the Branch Timidians, expresses her support for this venture. Whether she was in on the jape, or not, is unclear:
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Because Tim believes subtlety is for suckers, he has to keep going:
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& going:
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Until stating his naked intent, outright, which was "To show just how kirkspiracy retards cant read" & presumed any mention of a debate was in relation to the Andrew Wilson v. Candace Owens one being discussed:
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I could praise an attempt to show some never read below the fold, even in the digital space. But Tim's need to keep driving the bit into the ground, rather than let it stand on its own, makes the effort wear out its welcome.


Whocaresman said:
The only thing I think of when it comes to Tim( other than his bald head) is the stream he did when he was thinking of downsizing. I always knew he was a retard who failed up in life but that stream just made me realize how bad it was.
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Dick The Birthday Boy said:
Was that the one where Dave Landau was a guest and he finally asked Tim if he was an autist?
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That was indeed Tim's pity-party with Dave Landau, where he had to play therapist to him for two hours.



On 10 August, Tim had Gavin McInnes, co-founder of Vice News & sole founder of The Proud Boys, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Due to Gavin's gift of gab, it makes it a somewhat more palatable outing. But Tim's need to talk about his attempts at hoisting others by their own petards always makes things drag.

Clip Collection:
-Tim is pressing his membership programme as needing more people because "we cannot do this without you". If one is too busy to actually take advantage of the Discord community, giving the Branch Timidians money is still a worthwhile endeavour, according to the beanie boy:


-Amidst talk of preferences for non-White partners, & the "shit test" women may deploy, Tim says White men "are not strong. White, White men are split between liberals &...", then proceeds to drop that to talk about how the powerful person in a duel between a conservative hoity-toity type, & a liberal smearing feces on the wall, is the latter. The underlying message being women prefer someone powerful, enforcing their will upon the world. Tate responds that dating statistics do not bear this out, as White men are consistently the preferred choice for nearly every ethnic group, or a close second. Gavin & the beanie boy try to push back on this, citing the less-than-masculine boyfriends of Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY 14), & Ilhan Omar (D-MN 5):


-Unsatisfied with grinding the joke into the ground, through over-explanation on Twitter, Tim decides to read a super-chat, which allows him to go over his posts, again. The beanie boy regards Candace Owens, & her audience, as the dictionary definition of "myopic", as well as particularly retarded. Sparing no vitriol in saying so, the beanie boy keeps drilling this home. But remember, as detailed on an episode of IRL with Daniel Turner, this show is for serious news, only. No drama allowed:


Because he could not get enough of stirring up drama with Candace Owens, last time, Tim does the same, again. He made two posts, one claiming that he was moderating the debate on..."improper or illegal chicken ownership":
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Then, after Candace responded to a separate comment on one of her posts rejecting Tim as a potential moderator:
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Tim made another post saying news of him no longer being the moderator was incorrect:
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On 11 August, Tim had Rafael Mangual, a fellow focused on criminal justice from the conservative Manhattan Institute think tank; & recurring guest petroleum lobbyist Daniel Turner, as the guests.

Phil was the sole co-host.

Clip Collection:
-Tim continues to trot out his experiences from nearly two decades ago as relevant to the current situation. In this case, when Rafael tries to argue there are true believers pushing leftism, Tim retorts that those people are like "orcs, or Uruk-Hai. They're not the Nazgul", which were the people he met back at Occupy: Wall Street organising things:


-If there is one thing that shall connect with young people facing a revolution in the economy, & seemingly insurmountable challenges, it is Tim lecturing them that no one actually had it easier than they did before. Mind you, he has brow-beaten his co-hosts, on several occasions over the last two weeks, to the contrary. The beanie boy lists out the Great Depression, the World Wars, the Cold War, etc., as examples of challenges faced by prior generations, which people ignore due to recency bias. But considering the absolute dire predictions the beanie boy made about AI, I cannot take seriously his claims, here:


-Tim continues to argue that no one in the United States, or the seceding states, in 1860-1, could have thought there was an active civil war, "before (his emphasis) there was conscription, conflict, & suspension of habeas corpus", which were actions Pres. Abraham Lincoln took which made it into one. The beanie boy tries to claim that "there was no fight" on the part of the Southern states, & only Lincoln was raising troops, to enforce the Union. Even a cursory review of the history shows that was not the case. But this mangling of history was in an effort to question "what the left would say" if Pres. Donald Trump did suspend habeas corpus, in the wake of anti-ICE actions:


-As with the last episode, we are subjected to Tim explaining his masterful posts, because he is so impressed by his own wit. The beanie boy goes over his latest salvoes pretending to be moderating the Andrew Wilson v. Candace Owens debate, but actually posting about nonsense. Tim sees Candace Owens' cohort as "in conspiracy land" & never trust whomever is in power. Whereas Tim & his coterie are "in fact land". The beanie boy repeats his well-known dislike of the nutty negress:


-The subject of Flock cameras comes up, with Tim going on & on about how the system makes mistakes, with no human oversight to catch the error, which results in "4th & 5th Amendment violations". He tries to use a case of an automatic license plate reader (ALPR) misidentifying a number, leading to a wrongful detention. Rafael says it was due to human input error, but the beanie boy pigheadedly says that it was the machinery that failed. Guess who was correct? If you said Tim, you would be wrong. Tim accuses Rafael of being willing to tolerate an unacceptable number of people being wrongfully arrested, which is more than zero, before opposing the new ALPR installations. But the guest responds that already happens under the current one, which Tim is not calling to take down:


Tim tries to shift it "to scale", but Rafael points out how license plate reader technology has already been adopted quite widely & used for more than a decade. Phil steps in to pose a more relevant critique, which is the addition of AI. This change being the sticking point for the new versions, compared with prior iterations. The guest talks for a bit, but Tim decides to butt in & try and demand a one word answer for "Should parents have the final say in the healthcare of their children, yes or no". Rafael rightly point out that it depends on what healthcare is being offered (vaccines vs trooning out). But the beanie boy tries to make this a point about one's "moral world view" dictating what you are willing to trade off. He enters a spiel about not wanting his license plate, or face, being recorded by the government when he is out & about, because you have a right to privacy which is being eroded by new technology. Though it rings a bit hollow when you recall how Tim's career was built on cell phones, & drones, two technologies used to surveil people. Knowing the risks of them, at the time, the beanie boy had no issue accepting that trade off. But now that he disagrees with an abusable technology, Tim says it must go no further:


Tim continues his hectoring style, demanding no ALPRs, but it appears one motivating factor is that a driver for the Branch Timidians was given a ticket by one. Rafael argues for regulations to limit what the cameras can be used for, but the beanie boy says legislatures have surrendered their duties, already. The guest replies that local, & state, legislators have been acting to pause, or even ban, ALPRs:


This sees the two argue over the existence of a theoretical all-encompassing surveillance state preventing people from re-legalising something banned. Tim argues that only due to people violating the law to do these prohibited things can the public make an informed decision. But with ALPRs recording them, all the time, that becomes impossible. Except when that is not Tim's argument, & he changes what it is. Or when sensational single cases can justify his argument, but not Rafael's. Or not providing specific numbers is an issue in the guest's arguments, but not the beanie boy's. It boils down to Tim having a desire for a society of strong men, with guns, handling crimes, outside of government interference. Because unlike mass surveillance, vigilante justice has never been used to undercut exposing the truth, be exploited for profit, or get out of hand, ever:


This goes on for a bit longer, before transitioning to super-chats, but the clips show the lion's share of the argument. Despite my antipathy to additional surveillance, I rate Tim's persuasiveness poor, at best.

-& the beanie boy returns to talking about Candace Owens, & her fans, again:


After spending the last year complaining about AI, & falling profits, Tim is now declaring "The new show 'The Tim Pool' show exploded out of the gate":
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Looking at Social Blade, the average daily subscribers & views do not look so impressive as to warrant "building a massive expansion with a new offices and studio in DC, currently under construction":
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But because he is entranced by the siren song of ad revenue related to drama surrounding Charlie Kirk, Tim is promoting the GiveSendGo set up by Andrew Wilson to cover the money involved in his forthcoming debate with Candace Owens:
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Though the debate Tim says the fund shall start may be how much is Andrew planning to take, should Candace accept his offer:
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On 12 August, Tim had Christopher Barnard, president of the American Conservation Coalition, a conservative environmental group, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim demonstrates his financial acumen by spending $8000 getting four sets of Hypershell exoskeletons for skateboarding videos:


-The beanie boy goes over a recently released court filing from the Tyler Robinson trial to claim that "the kirkspiracy people just move on & ignore" anything that disagrees with their beliefs:


Tim continues to press how he has been continuously searching for the truth, in his career, where as the likes of Candace Owens "have been lying the whole time". To the upcoming debate between Andrew Wilson & the nutty negress, Tim thinks it is a fool's errand, because he predicts the latter shall simply deflect & debate her way out of trouble. Christopher asks what is the approach to take, & the beanie boy says "online bloodsports" is not to prove any point, but "build brand value". The whole objective is for Andrew to appear to have the upper hand, which Tim thinks he has a good talent for, but Candace is "either an excellent liar, or a true believer" which can counter it:


Tim reiterates his believe the debate shall be a mess. Christopher asks about the money being raised, & Tim says it is because Candace refused to debate until the sum reached $300,000. But in the height of irony, Tim, whom regularly loses his cool in debates, says he does not invite people on "for the purpose of screaming at each other". He repeats how uninterested he is in drama, citing the kerfuffle with prior guests of the show Lauren Southern & Kyla Turner. To elevate his own reputation further, the beanie boy claims that unnamed shows, sounding like those done by Dean Withers, are all fake. Actors play the foil, "all for the purpose of generating clips" & making money:


Tim has announced two new "games", one about Hasan Piker shocking dogs & the other being Dr. Anthony Fauci attempting to vaccinate people. These games were apparently made with Claude, the LLM from Anthropic:
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On 13 August, Tim had Max Garely, a contributor to The Spectator, as the guest.
Chris Karr, Libby, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim fails to correctly pronounce his guest's name:


-Tim gives a breakdown of his Hasan game, which was made by an LLM, in a mere 3 minutes, & it shows:


-Tim admits there is only 11,000 people watching on YouTube, & 9,000 on Rumble, this episode. This is 40% of what he had, last year. But he turns this into dinging Tucker Carlson, claiming "he is chasing the views" by talking about Israel. The beanie boy wonders where the boosted numbers for the giggling goof come from, implying it is Muslims. After this, Tim pivots to his conspiracy, claiming Tucker is being used to cleave "anti-war, anti-Israel, respectful, but not woke anti-Trump" people away from the Democrats. This is all to secure a Vance/Rubio victory in 2028:


-The beanie boy decides to ding Ian, claiming he sees the world the way things are depicted in a treacly Blue's Clues-themed ad for Michigan Democrat Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed:


-Not to be ignored, Tim decides to mistreat his co-hosts, in person, as well. Chris begins explaining his anarcho-Christian perspective on voting, after Phil asked him about it. Rather than permit his co-host talk, the beanie boy interrupts to joke about how terrible he would be at a literacy test:


-Tim inadvertently starts an inverted version of a bit from "The Life of Brian". Asking what the Christians/conservatives at the table disagree with about Sharia law, expecting little in the way of pushback, he gets a long list of problems they have. It ends with him saying there are these big disagreements, but turns to the chat for "the finer arguments" against Sharia, because Muslims try to sell it with things conservatives should like:


-A super-chatter mentions the lower viewership, but Tim tries to spin it as a positive, because it "is comparable to where it was in 2022" & "overall, our viewership is up". The beanie boy also says "Our Facebook is getting bigger & bigger". Then, Tim decides to call out other creators, such as Walk Away founder/guest of the show Brandon Straka for becoming "a news aggregator", as a way to keep revenue up:



On 14 August, Tim was absent, so Phil assumed the hosting post. The beanie boy was too busy losing money in a poker game equal to around 60% of what his neighbours make a month.
The guest was Kevin Smith, of a group called Loud Majority, from Long Island, New York. It aims to raise people's awareness of smaller, yet equally important, elections in localities, such as for school board, city councils, etc.

Chris Karr, & Ian, were the co-hosts.

As usual, this was a far more pleasant outing, with Tim away. Everyone got a chance to talk, uninterrupted, with the guest being given plenty of breathing room to speak. The largest obstacle to the show's watchability has always been Tim.
 
JamesWebbSlinger said:
Looking at Social Blade, the average daily subscribers & views do not look so impressive as to warrant "building a massive expansion with a new offices and studio in DC, currently under construction":
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Its nice to see him becoming truly irrelevant to anything.
JamesWebbSlinger said:
Tim has announced two new "games"
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So this is the result of his last few years of getting scammed out of money to make a flash game or some shit?

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I tried it
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Its survivor slop on rails. Just waves of enemies running past you that you try to hit. Not balanced very well and not very interesting for more than 60 seconds.
 
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From what I understand and clips ive seen, Tim crashes out at some point when some guy missing fingers on his hand calls him out on the CIVIL WAR grift and walks off. It is a shitshow.
 
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From what I understand and clips ive seen, Tim crashes out at some point when some guy missing fingers on his hand calls him out on the CIVIL WAR grift and walks off. It is a shitshow.
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I don't get it, who's the moderate/non-progrssive because Dim Fool is not a moderate or a conservative if you look under the fake appearance he projects
 
Zaryiu2 said:
I don't get it, who's the moderate/non-progrssive because Dim Fool is not a moderate or a conservative if you look under the fake appearance he projects
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Tim is like a liberal boomer possessed a millennial's body to keep living and ruining people's lives with bad adages.
If he was 30 years older he'd definitely have been some kind of Woodstock cultist.
 
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Tim has the eternal fence post up his ass because it makes him money. Anyway I found that clip.
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To be fair, this guy obviously didn't want to engage with the prompt he wanted to do a repeat of what Jon Stewart did to Tucker Carlson on Crossfire and say "you are hurting the country with this divisive rhetoric :((((" instead of debating whether or not the country is heading towards a civil war. And then he wouldn't shut the fuck up so Tim could answer. Tim acted like a child by walking off.
 
Kiwi Yuga said:
To be fair, this guy obviously didn't want to engage with the prompt he wanted to do a repeat of what Jon Stewart did to Tucker Carlson on Crossfire and say "you are hurting the country with this divisive rhetoric :((((" instead of debating whether or not the country is heading towards a civil war. And then he wouldn't shut the fuck up so Tim could answer. Tim acted like a child by walking off.
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That's the correct response to someone who isn't actually there to argue in good faith. Tim was always a guy waiting for his turn to talk instead of listening.
 
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