Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Chrus Chundlur]

I guess it's pretty self-explanatory. Mine it's a video that doesn't get mentioned much, if ever:

While Chris shouting "DIS WHOLE WORLD'S CONFUSING MEEeeeEEeEE!" out of tune is pretty hilarious (no shit, Chris, no shit) he just feels so... defeated. You can tell he's is trying even less than usual, his DIY-repaired glasses make him look even more like a hopeless 'tard and the video is completely devoid of joy.

This was during the part of the Jackie saga where she kept him dancing on youtube like a monkey and Chris clearly didn't like it one bit but played along. It's almost like if by that point Chris suspected all of that may very well be horseshit, but had to desperately force himself to believe just in case it wasn't, because the alternative was worse (...I'm probably giving him too much credit, I know).

But above all, the part that gets me is when he gets to the "when you're lost out there and you're all alone" line and how his voice almost cracks completely like if that line really sank into him and on how lonely and miserable he was feeling.

 

[The Last Stand]

The time where his Mom emotionally manipulated him to stay by saying she'll die if she leaves. Chris was really looking forward to getting out the house too. His mom is a real bitch.

 

[brahsparagus]

Pretty much everything post-Bob dying.
Don't get me wrong, there are still some good cocks these days and I am certain he is as much of a buffoonish oaf as ever, but the trolling at this point doesn't feel the same as the good old days.
He's gone from the anachronistic, naive, mildly autistic Clown With Character to just another mentally ill, borderline streetwalker.
I feel sorry for the tweakers, fuckups and mentals that hang around the downtown of my city, while 100% realising they cannot (and probably should not) be helped. Chris, in my eyes, is rapidly approaching this class of humanity.
Cutting his vag out with a blade, having merried seinor trolls step in to essentially stop him from dying/being fleeced out of thousands. What the fuck man.
Someone like Jahans is more like that virgin (no pun intended) innocent lolcow, but I just don't know anymore.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The day he ended the love quest and declared himself "married" to mewtwo magichan and cryzel..how pathetic can you get to realize you have a better chance of being loved by a bunch of dots and lines than another human being?

 

[MajorBlasski454]

The realization that everything he believed about his high school years for almost 15 years was a lie. As someone who didn't ever have a "hired help" nor was the friend out of pity in high school, I felt slightly jealous of Chris having at least that.

 

[soft kitty]

I feel sorry for him now. The guy obviously has severe mental illness that has never been treated.

 

[Jason Wynn]

When Bob died is pretty much the only time. I guess according to the unreleased phone call he really broke down in it and actually showed genuine emotion. Bob wasn't the best parent, and Chris obviously clearly favored Snorlax over Bob, but I can't laugh at someone grieving over losing their parent.

Edit: that fucking Christmas video also gives me feels. Christ that's depressing to watch.

 

[Chan Fan]

When Kacey was talking about how gross it is that they don't sanitize their plastic utensils and he seems either unaware or oblivious about it, and when he tries to prove how his parents need him to help them around the house. Also when he's giving the house tour and tries to normalize the hoarding by calling his parents "pack rats." Most of the whole BlueSpike thing, too.

 

[EvilFatjon]

When he went through all those idiotic videos on a futile attempt to prove that he was the TRUE and HONEST Chris. Liquid Chris was too much of an opponent for him... He could barely handle the situation.

Those videos of him make me real sad.

 

[Okubo Naoya]

Never

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

When Bob died. Losing a parent is not easy. Anyone taking pleasure in someone losing a loved one is a piece of shit.

Other than that, I really don't think I ever did. Yeah, Idea Guy manipulated him, but he still was too stubborn to listen to people when they told him the dimension shit was bullshit. He's such a lazy ass he wants to believe the dimensional merge shit because he thinks it'll solve all of his problems, instead of actually doing something about said problems.

 

[Asperchewy]

That plaque on the shed always gave me a shot of "feels".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That time he was hypnotized by the LGBQT into wearing Barb's panties.

 

[Niggernerd]

Just the bluespike saga. That little faggot was annoying.

 

[W00K #17]

When hes talked about when patti the dog died. I doubt it was the best cared for dog in the world, but chris really did seem to love her.

 

[The Man With No Name]

That plaque on the shed always gave me a shot of "feels".

I agree with this sentiment. Really, the idea of Bob's ambitions of having a good relationship with even one of his kids being destroyed by a mental disorder is saddening.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Weirdly enough, the "pickle man tricked me again. "

Just how defeated he sounded. Hurts in hindsight.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

When Bob died. Chris has brought most of his misery on himself. He's just as gullible today as he was in 2009.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The video where he's crying about having to move and change schools is one of the few times Chris acted like people.

 

[Rupin]

When I read Brian Shickley’s comic based on him, it made me feel sorry for Chris. It was well written, and I feel like the board was way too rough on Brian for a making a comic based on Chris that really wasn’t poking fun at him.