Today on the Kelly Clarkson Show

For a while now, I've called Kelly Clarkson's music "Divorced wine mom who is way past her prime but is still trying and failing to stay hip and cool" music.

The fact that she has a daytime talk show now just further proves my point.

Not to be a snob about music or anything, but, I'm sorry ... Kelly Clarkson is just so uncool. She makes me cringe. I've heard edgier music from shows that my toddler watches, lol.
 
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StarkRavingMad said:
For a while now, I've called Kelly Clarkson's music "Divorced wine mom who is way past her prime but is still trying and failing to stay hip and cool" music.

The fact that she has a daytime talk show now just further proves my point.

Not to be a snob about music or anything, but, I'm sorry ... Kelly Clarkson is just so uncool. She makes me cringe. I've heard edgier music from shows that my toddler watches, lol.
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I think I remember her name from like 2 decades ago but I couldn't pick her out in a group picture.
 
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I happened across a video that definitely helps to explain why Kelly Clarkson's music, despite her being a talented singer, is just not the same anymore.
Also applies to all modern music in general tbh.
 
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“The Kelly Clarkson Show” is the critically acclaimed, uplifting daytime destination for humor, heart and connection featuring Emmy® Award winning talk show host, Grammy® Award winning artist and America’s original idol, Kelly Clarkson. The hourlong program, produced and distributed by NBCUniversal Syndication Studios, is the highest rated talk show to debut in seven years. It features a mix of celebrity guests and everyday people, performances, games and Kelly’s unfiltered perspective on life, relationships, parenting and things that make her laugh along the way. “The Kelly Clarkson Show” airs in 100% of the country on more than 200 stations. Emmy® and Gracie® Award winner Alex Duda is showrunner and executive producer. Clarkson is also an executive producer .
 
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looks like some sort of fat alien ate Kelly Clarkson and absorbed her traits into its physical appearance
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Almost. It was Kelly who ate the alien. It chose poorly and tried to make first contact with her. It’s second and final mistake was being curious about the Ring Ding® she was holding in her paw. That mistake was fatal.
 
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Nod Flenders said:
I remember when Kelly first got famous via American Idol. I thought she was cute. But she's gotten fat. And her show is unwatchable.
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Kelly is actually back to her circa 2004 body. She insisted that there was no Ozempic of course, just diet and exercise. Last month she admitted she did use a medication, but not the big O, so it wasn't a lie!

The show remains unwatchable, however.
 
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