Total. Critic. DEATH.

[AnsemSoD1]

You know what to do. I fucking hate these pretentious hacks.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

What did the nostalgia critic do this time?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

What did the nostalgia critic do this time?

He's kind of funny at least, or was 10 years ago. I'm talking about pretentious faggots and hacks like Ebert, and the others.

 

[Febreze 💨💨]

I hate critics - professional and amateur

Professional critics are pretentious to an absurd degree and seem to sustain themselves by huffing their own farts.
Amateur critics are inconsistent but with aspirations of being professional and therefore typically more pretentious with none of the flair.

 

[DumbDude43]

based
critics are really just random guys who spend a lot of time consuming entertainment media

 

[Ewan McGregor]

IT STINKS!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

 

[AnsemSoD1]

What a stereotypical kike lol.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Roger “I have no jaw” Ebert went on a soy fueled rant about Blue Velvet. Dude had the worst taste in movies.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Roger “I have no jaw” Ebert went on a soy fueled rant about Blue Velvet. Dude had the worst taste in movies.

Why isn't gramps in a nursing home yet?

 

[E. E. Cummings]

Roger “I have no jaw” Ebert went on a soy fueled rant about Blue Velvet. Dude had the worst taste in movies.

i appreciated that isabella rossellini publicly refuted that review and let him know she didn't need white knighting.

Why isn't gramps in a nursing home yet?

because he's long dead of cancer.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

 

[Idiotron]

If Siskel and Ebert were doing their thing today, they would be mocked by half of the internet for their retarded takes on movies.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Critics be like: "Every film that doesn't conform to my mindset of what a film is, is therefore bad and a 4/10."

Movie critics think every film is the same and should be held to whatever the fuck their "standard" is, as if films can't be vastly different between each other in many ways like e.g. video games. Everyone has different tastes and something being out of the norm doesn't mean it's bad.

 

[SentinentCloud]

personally i love critics and they make normies who can only consoom marvel slop seethe

total critic victory moviegoys cant even compete with superious movie tastes

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

God, I hate critics. They're so gross and they chirp all night long!

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

I don’t mind critics. Sometimes, I learn something new about the filmmaking process or appreciate a new insight from a reviewer who has more knowledge than I do because it’s their job. The key is knowing that there is no such a thing as an objective review, just different perspectives.