Touching Grass

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Muh favorite game
 
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It has state of the art graphics, but the gameplay tends to be really fucking boring and monotonous. The "tribal" enemy type gets really fucking annoying because they're hyper-aggresive and steal all your loot constantly. From what I hear though, there are some servers out there where you don't have to deal with these fuckers. I'm stuck on this server though... A man can dream, but I can't afford the transport pass. Fucking developers make those things so pricey and so hard to get.
 
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Nick Gars said:
It has state of the art graphics, but the gameplay tends to be really fucking boring and monotonous. The "tribal" enemy type gets really fucking annoying because they're hyper-aggresive and steal all your loot constantly. From what I hear though, there are some servers out there where you don't have to deal with these fuckers. I'm stuck on this server though... A man can dream, but I can't afford the transport pass. Fucking developers make those things so pricey and so hard to get.
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What server are you playing on where the tribals spawn on grass? On mine they mostly spawn on pavement and the spawn zones are pretty easy to spot, though they do occasionally travel. If you really want to be safe, head to forests, they practically never spawn there. According to the lore they are afraid of forests.
 
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Spasticus Autisticus said:
What server are you playing on where the tribals spawn on grass? On mine they mostly spawn on pavement and the spawn zones are pretty easy to spot, though they do occasionally travel. If you really want to be safe, head to forests, they practically never spawn there. According to the lore they are afraid of forests.
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That’s just because the server jannies thought it would be a funny joke to spawn tribals only in player created areas. Don’t worry though. They are more prone to TK each other than pose a threat to the average solo player.

There’s apparently another server where the jannies gave tribals Tier 3 loot and they just watch them TK each other all day. The grass there is also really fuckin tall. Tall enough to hide people or various deadly wildlife the jannies also put there as a funny joke after the outback server got out of hand.
 
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About This Game​

I complained on the internet, and someone told me to go touch some grass. I went outside, but the graphics were terrible, and way too bright. So I went back inside and made this game. Now I can touch grass whenever I want, and if people tell me to go touch grass, I can prove that I already did - because I have an achievement that says so.

KEY FEATURES​

  • Prove You Touched Grass - Now, when someone tells you to go touch some grass, you can prove to them that you did. You have an achievement that says so, and now they are essentially *required* to listen to you.
  • Give the Gift of Touching Grass - Is someone complaining about ridiculous stuff on the internet? Are they making crazy statements because of a video game? Are basic concepts a little too difficult for them to comprehend? Maybe they need the gift of touching some grass. Grab an extra copy for them, and show that you care.
  • Realistic Grass-Touching Experience - Grass reacts to every pat and stroke, flattening under the pressure of your hand. Glorious visuals pair with dynamic audio feedback to provide the ultimate grass-touching experience.
  • Relaxation Mode - Stress-free grass touching. Kick back, and touch some grass at a leisurely pace. There are no rules or limits! Just peace, tranquility, and the soft green grass!
  • Survival Mode - The ultimate challenge for hardcore grass-grabbers. Don't stop touching the grass, no matter what! Do you have what it takes to survive?
  • Level Up - The more grass you touch, the higher your level climbs. The higher your level, the more skins you unlock!
  • Leaderboards - Think you have what it takes to be a grass touching champion? Find out how you compare with players from around the world, using our hyper-competitive leaderboard! Only the strongest survive!

TOUCH SOME GRASS is the pulse-pounding, edge-of-your-seat, hardcore, competitive experience you've always dreamed of.

How long can you touch some grass?
 
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grass is the only game where I like PBR (physics based rendering)
 
I really like Touching Grass, it has many engaging and deep mechanics, some of them are really challenging and rewarding. Plenty of opportunities to both have action packed fun and grind.

The graphics are really nice unless your character has the "blindness" or "nearsightness" traits.


But the community is insanely toxic and the plot just doesn't make sense, are you expecting me to believe than an entire war in the Balkans in 1991 was triggered by two drunk guys raping another drunk guy with a bottle of licour because they thought it was funny as shit? To be fair, it kinda is, but come on, get real.
What terrible writer shat out this shit?
 
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